Longhorn Bum

[harrysstuff2]

This guy is an OU agent provocateur.

[Clarince1]

Hippies :p

[23sluggo]

No one hates the University Of Texas more than i do, but to set up someone obviously down on his luck as an object of ridicule is beneath contempt. Everyday it becomes more obvious that we Americans are no longer the people we pride ourselves on being. This pathetic video is exhibit a.

[jasonxray11]

Ha ha ha , I love this.

[sharksauto]

Shouldn't talk with your mouth full!!!!!!

[FreeWhoopin1390]

roll tide motherfucker....roll tide

[samelnino2013]

@pizzaisyummy86

nope

[13879394]

somebody give the guy a Longhorn scholorship quick, so he can play QB for u guys

[chrisbourke]

hoooooooorah hook em!

[DJhalo2adrian]

BOOMER SOONER OU forever

[vonsgu]

This is the mayor of Austin.

[antifolkhero]

No, thank YOU youtube.

[w47usmc]

YEAHHH! MURICA!!!

[laxforbrains]

this is exactly why austin is awesome! no matter where you go there is always something awesome, interesting, or just fucking funny to do. There is never a boring night in austin. Besides, i'd rather talk to an inebriated bum than live somewhere where the only thing to do is contract a cleverly named STD or spend all year waiting for one game and then basing my happiness for the next twelve months on the outcome of said game

[texasrebel89]

whoop GIG'EM TU ALUMNI!

[sooner801]

hes a longhorn grad, if he went to OU it would be the opposite

[Octopus941]

BOOMER SOONER!

[ramajama125]

those teeth look like they hurt.

[theTXFrog6]

@dutytocareforothers So.... Because Austin has a lot of homeless people, it sucks? Get real, man. Homeless people are attracted to the nicer cities with better weather. Bitch! Lol but stfu about Austin it's really a great city that's not really represented well by homeless people.

[alexhp91]

who's gonna lock and load?! UT OF COURSE!!!!!! lmao

[bull1309]

Texas sucks! 28-20!

[540Tman]

"Thanks, YouTube." hahaha

[rav4rulz]

EEEEWWWW! Get some dental insurance!

[wilmoafjr]

You know how to tell if a Texas player has a girlfriend?..... There's tobacco spit down both sides of his truck.... :)

[ipwnzj00]

Yes, these are the elitist schmucks my university will be playing against tomorrow.

[bryant5266]

Like Austin is the only City in America with a lot of Homeless People in it.Get Fucking Real

[loudblazer]

Dang, Chris Sims sure has changed a lot. He never got over the Roy Williams play! Boomer Sooner!

[dutytocareforothers]

Austin sucks in virtually every way.

[hookemhorns526]

This is awesome. hahahahahaha.

I mean really though, there are a shit ton of hobos here in Austin.

Regardless, I love my school and our fans! HOOK 'EM buddy!

[XxllZeebZllxX]

i saw this guy at rodeo austin the other day

[suckygolfer19]

funny thing is, bama fans will make fun of guys like him, but fail to realize that that is 85% of their fan base, haha. HOOK EM, and war damn eagle, put em in their place

[justlikepauls1979]

pasadena here he comes.....

[pickakoo]

Why are Texans proud just because they from Texas? Like it's an accomplishment......

George Bush is from Texas. Ya be reeeeal proud.

[americasnextopm0del]

George Bush was not born in Texas... you're a moron.

[DallasMorningNews]

Bush is from Connecticut

[bucknutz021891]

@pickakoo lol fail

[hookemhorns526]

@pickakoo I'm glad you know anything about Texas or American politics. Next time you decide to open your mouth, check your facts buddy. ;)

[chernobleman]

@pickakoo Actually he's from Connecticut. 

[andybob1964]

Be proud Texas. LMFAO Hahahahaha!!!

[volkov545]

you don't have to be a genius to realise OU sucks I guess

[1OklahomaSucks1]

@volkov545

Haha true anything from Oklahoma automatically sucks. I despise that redneck state so much.

[patywhack]

holy fuck nuts

[drizzle1972]

That guy i not from Lubbock he has to be from Austin.There aren't any goobers like that near Lubbock.

[angross72]

nah... not from ANYWHERE in Texas... just another friggin' OU fan that realized a loooong time ago what everyone here in Texas knows and that's OU STILL SUCKS!

[stybarrow]

another after hours urban ambassador of 6th Street in Austin.

[BoBrgs04]

A red raider dad

[BoBrgs04]

This guy is def from Lubbock and is trying to make it big in Austin.

[vonsgu]

Dad?

[Greenny101]

This is the best video on YouTube

[Jolemama]

stupid redneck hick!!!

[zakakay]

no its not u dumb ass no one is like that in Austin...he probably lives in lufkin...

[ctiger69]

Hilarous. Austin is full of hundreds of these people. They are at every street corner or redlight begging for money. No lie.

[Statalyzer]

@ctiger69 Unlike every other major city, which have no homeless people at all and everyone is in utopia.

[bptaylor11]

@Statalyzer Obviously, ctiger69 is a typical dumbass that's never been anywhere. Downtown Seattle has more homeless people than anywhere else I have been.

[sgtkr3w7]

@ctiger69 thats not funny



[ctiger69]

@sgtkr3w7 It's true. I live in Austin so I know. I offered one begger a meal and he said screw off! They all want money for alchol and drugs. Almost all of them can work but they find it easier to beg for money on the street instead.

[Retardo60]

@ctiger69 Right, like there's no toothless losers in Oklahoma? Get the fuck outta here...

[ctiger69]

@Retardo60 I have never been to Oklahoma, you retard.

[1texaseagle]

@ctiger69 Lol yeah. Austin is full of really weird people...

[ballsthatclank]

He probably spit three teeth out during this interview.

[00BigEddie00]

mmmmmmm meth mmmm mouth. Gross!

[G13SledgeHammer]

Thats just fuckn austin for you. Ha go tech!

[SeattleEllinas]

Nice teeth you bum

[12aggie12]

That was wrong

[hasselhoff06]

Comments from A&M fans are always moronic...I swear

[TroutButter]

Wow your camera sucks. It can't record audio when zooming in or out. LOL.

Anyway, this guy is funny. :)

[jbradysr04]

This is colt mccoy after he grads.

[soonerstd]

HAHAAHH LMFAO!!!

[Br1ggz]

@jbradysr04  This guy slammed your mom.

[QueenIfricasDad]

A clever ruse by a couple of 0U fans...

[mrchip101]

tipical tu fan lol

GIG'EM

[hockeyguy727]

a typical aggie fan...it's spelled "typical" dumb shit

[TroutButter]

Now I see why they say aggies are dumb. "tipical" ? "tu" ? Come on man.

[SoOnErSoN2]

Trying....not...to laugh.....not working. LOL!!!

[XxforgottenXanglexX]

Look it's Mac Browns girlfriend. :) Gosh, what a cute couple.

[soonerstd]

LMFAO!!!!

[jointhebest]

He graduated from tu with honors

[drhunt11]

its ut

[symmetricalseraphim]

CHOOOOOOKLAHOMA, they really are a gas,

CHOOOOOOKLAHOMA, they'll always be the ass.

CHOOOOOOKLAHOMA, they'll lose it in the end,

CHOOOOOOKLAHOMA, 0 for 5, a choking trend!

[soonerstd]

hahaha ur just mad cuz thats all yall look like!! hahah thats y i never go to the red river rivalry cuz i dont have a barf bag wen i look at the texASS fan fagget faces that look like shit!!

[symmetricalseraphim]

yeah i wouldn't want to show up to a game when i lose alot either...

[soonerstd]

yeah it must suck for texASS

[symmetricalseraphim]

go back and check the record toothless;

58-40-5

I'd say +18 against the "best team ever!!!" isnt too shabby.

[symmetricalseraphim]

like i said 0/5 bub, you're not fooling anyone

[soonerstd]

like your mom is

[symmetricalseraphim]

cant we just be friends? =(

[soonerstd]

oh hell y not

[symmetricalseraphim]

we can stand across the state line and hand beers over to one another, just as long as we dont set foot onto "enemy territory" lol

[soonerstd]

haha

[Panteeze08]

this is one of the few longhorn fans that isn't black or mexican.

[soonerstd]

just ur average longhorn fan.Thats pretty much how they all talk and look

[symmetricalseraphim]

lol 0/5 BCS.... 'nuff said

[soonerstd]

do u look like that bum to?? hahahahaha yall all look the same haaha texASS sucks

[symmetricalseraphim]

if Texas sucks at 45-35, then that pretty much makes you suck the shit stripes out of the back of cocktail shrimp for long john silver's. but know worries, you should be used to having that bad taste in your mouth =) 0/5 booooo hoooo LOL

[symmetricalseraphim]

yet, 90% of your entire team hails from our great state... yeah Texas sucks alright, lol. nice try kid =)

[soonerstd]

wheres the heisman winner from?? yeah ur a real dumbass hahahaha

[symmetricalseraphim]

which one? The one who actually WON the NC game was from Florida, the loser is from chokelahoma, just like all the rest of the losers. Like i said, 90% of the team bub... Chickasaw Sam is the exception not the rule, dumbass hahahahahah

[soonerstd]

it dont matter SAM BRADFORD-HEISMAN WINNER. OKLAHOMA-BIG 12 CHAMPS. OKLAHOMA -BEST OFFENSE IN THE COUNTRY. suck on it and keep crying about it cocksucker ahahha

[PharcydePhreak]

he must work out.

[cartwrighteousness]

pretty funny, but also a shitty thing to do. not like the bum will ever know. carry on.

hook'em!

[indeedtheDANE]

and here kids we see the native texan, notice the team spirit his teeth match the shirt

[okcrep1986]

Just your average Texan

[Iemonette]

Typical Schlonghorn fan

[Skates2much]

Goddamn! Look at those teeth. Looks like he just crunched up some Doritos and stuck them in his mouth.

[coughfilmsco]

go longhorns!

this dude is an ass though

[fredloftonab]

that's why you don't do meth

[sashoptaw]

he looks like a normal Texan and a mccain supporter...GO HOGS!!!!

[alxchapin]

JW4Heisman03, what the fuck are you talkin about guy?

[zephed6980]

nah dude he's right on

[bbeard10]

Nice teeth you fucking idiot.

[myturbanesdurty]

typical UT fan

[taag594]

hahaha, at least he got some shit right...

OU SUCKS LIKE A BITCH!!!

[zulia2003]

LOL my goodness... I think I saw him walking down the road the other day.

[L0nGhOrN512]

He still has more teeth than most sooners

[insidejobb]

Poor guy.

Must go to the same dentist as Mack Brown.

[JW4Heisman03]

Ever noticed that the logo of the Longhorn looks like a diagram of a Uterus? If you really compare the two they look identical. I guess that's why the University of Texas is called UT. UT for UT-erus.

[javed13]

Who is gonna lock and load!?! UT OF COURSE

[mynameiscolb]

LOL

[likevalorsminion]

tsips and their t-shirt fans... or did this guy actually go to tu? Wouldn't surprise me.

SAW 'EM OFF

[TexasT3ch]

This guy knows his football.

[josh72184]

Why do Oklahoma and Texas fans call each other white trash? They're obviously both equally worthless and disfigured looking,

[SLippe]

Spoken like a true Longhorn fan. LOL

Boomer Sooner!

[SBlodg78]

scoreboard

[MaximusSR]

BOOMER SOONER!

[Shuvel]

I think I see this guy everyday, but he usually wears crimson and houndstooth and worship some dread drunk called the Bahr

[sker45]

BOOMER SOONER BABY

[soonersalldamnday]

Hilarious video but we could have done without the closeup of dude's grill at 0:30.

[dancinlobster]

this is the best video ever haha

if i see this guy at OU-texas, i'm telling him that "youtube says you're welcome"

greattt stuff lol

and boomer sooner!

[SfMili11]

haha texas fans are retarded

BOOMER!!

[DefD7]

SOONER!!!

[tepelenacom]

hahah, typical texas fan

[bradstites]

So They dug up an old Mack Brown! Who Cares!

[g00nga]

Meth is a helluva drug.

[christian31Eagles]

The girl who walks by at 0:38 looks hot.

[Dooglas83]

This video is amazing.

[JW4Heisman03]

Texas fans are pathetic, they use the overall series lead to argue with OU fans when in fact OU has superior notoriety and tradition. Besides Texas got most of those victories before 1930. Most idiot Texas fans are ignorant and arrogant like this guy. Kind of like their former illiterate suicidal busted NFL quarterback from their 2005 National Championship team. National Titles: Oklahoma: 7; Texas: 4

[L0nGhOrN512]

OU also leads the Nation in sucking balls in bowl games!!!

[zmercs2]

They also lead the nation in most weeks ranked number 1, longhorn12

[JimTheMingebag]

He is probobly realy a cool guy but he needs to go get some help.

[ballsthatclank]

I feel sorry for this guy.

He's obviously hooked on meth and probably has few years left before he's dead.

[eaglepoke56]

sooner and longhorn fans deserve each other!!

two excellent football programs with arrogant fanbases whose lives revolve around the 'Red River Shootout" and this year the game is going to be a blowout. OU by 20!!

[PennyPackerOU]

Keep Austin Weird

[seavegas]

LOL..this has got to be in the top 5 youtube video's of all time.This is classic.This guy is probably the head of the Economics dept. at Texas

[GIZMODAWG]

poor guy

[akuonye]

what a crackhead lol

thank good he ain't black

[longhorns1119]

won* , i was going to say "been to one" but that was wrong

[longhorns1119]

Texas is a much better school than OU all round, if any sooners knew how to read then they could find that in any college book. OU has never one a BCS game, and are always the perennial overrated football team. OU has had countless players suspended for taking illegal money. UT leads the series 57-40. OU's stadium has "Gaylord" in it.

OU sucks. Period.

[ozaudioman]

HMMM...Who "ONE" the national championship and Orange Bowl game in 2000? Longhorn1119 are you the guy in the video. Stay off the computer.

[banksforddiesel99]

OU never "one" a BCS game? Haha! Good thing, but they have WON one before! Freaking dumbass....

[indeedtheDANE]

that was the most idiotic comment ive ever read.. stay off your computer

[MPfeifer716]

That's why I'm proud to be a Sooner!

[Mmildren]

OU has won two BCS games, the Rose and Orange.

[zmercs2]

lol, Hey what do you call a ut alumni? No not boss are you crazy? A meth addict. BOOMER SOONER!!

[L0nGhOrN512]

I thought Oklahoma was the Meth capital of the US... Just saying ....

[mavrush79]

All you 0U fans getting a laugh out of this on your message boards don't realize that people like this are a dime a dozen in your (red)neck of the woods.

[BronchoKyle]

funny but you see even more in TX since everything is TX is bigger.

[BronchoKyle]

Glad this guy a shorthorn fan.

[romeo112707]

they oughta make people french kiss him on fear factor

[blklacquer]

o u. sucks like a bitch lol..you wrong for this lmao

[Ponchodon]

He must be one of those Austin Liberals, I'd bet he supports 0bama.

[ballsthatclank]

I guess meth is a problem in Texas.

[phewl49]

HEY!!!....Meth is NEVER a problem if you're high enough!! Lol jk

[boomer1991]

So you dug up an interview with Mack Brown. Big deal.

[heuertz21]

Typical Texan

[keck30]

probably the only letters of the alphabet he knows U and T .

[HandFarter]

Is this individual aware that UT is an educational institution? Just asking.

[PennyPackerOU]

Who's gonna win this game? < Who's gonna LOCK AND LOAD??

[redraiderzuke]

LOL. This is exactly why I hate the University of Texas at Austin. Its not the people who actually go there, its everyone and their mom who didn't that have a t-shirt and that's their only affiliation.

[tmsron]

HAHAHAHA... way to represent!

[mishmush06]

And Aggies across the nation smile...

[CURIOUSSERA]

This is you America

[omarnalma]

gold grills