Things we (Asians) do differently

[FujiDomoko]

Buy duh big mac meal, watch some porno and go to sleep. LOL

[1pelletgun]

u have 2 utube accounts mychonny and yourchonny

[ThaGolfClub]

@1pelletgun what about chonnyday and shit i cant remember the name but where he plays games

[Teresachan9]

lol the tags are funny!

[BCeltic98]

EXCUSE ME!!, I WOULD LIKE NUMBER FIVE!! r.i.p josh

[MinYoonLove]

AWSOME!!!! Nice srceensaver!

[henriiez]

2:42 We go 50:50, I get 10 million and you get 5 million... Are you sure you're asian?

[AshNight1989]

BOA poster in the background! <3

[hellgirl1079]

JESSICA IN THE BACK

[WhatsGoingOn9]

What Numba!

[lilxmissxMANGAx]

OMG that is exactly what my parent's say about when we shout them food!! :(

[ThomasDoLad]

u got ghost part wrong. ghosts in japan give you mental problems, after watching a video about a haunted hospital i couldnt sleep for weeks. asian ghosts are real no hoax and they are the scariest.

[mendozabn94]

so funk funny

[kelvinrockzjellytotz]

jessica's birthday is on the 18th no?

[fatalisslayer123]

u forgot the fukin high expectations

[MYNAMEISTASTY]

Press 2:Wait until he says save the money and then press

1:HOW DARE YOU?!

[Smittz1230]

Who is jessica??

[lilytiger556]

@Smittz1230 she's from GIRLS GENERATION!!!

[ActionCoders]

how is an unzipped face related in any way to this video?

[Kutiepiesu]

Love Jessica much?

[SnSDkPopS9]

oh it's Jessica on ur laptop's background :DDD LOL!!!!

[xNeverShoutGegex3]

Water? Water for nine dollar? What is this huh? HOLY WATER?

[HeartlessOcean9]

LOL that's what my mom does after i get her bday gifts and stuff!!!! geee

[medlost]

love your vids!!! do more!!!

[leviathan483]

SEVEN! VERY GOOD NUMBER, SEVEN SOCK, SEVEN DOODLE, SEVEN SUMURAY

[DarkZZGamer]

what is this HOLY WATER?

[goonygrl19]

ur sooooooooo hyper!



[mng117]

HAHAHAHA you are PSYCHO!!! but frickin' hilarious :D (and psycho in a good way) i'm chinese, too and i TOTALLY relate!!! zomg. especially the buffet!

[Jemley916]

lol ur so funny ^_^

[2819942011]

ur funny !!! and hot :D

[2819942011]

holy water LOL

[MudaBitch101]

Damn I want the ending song so bad it's a Badass song

[comehoot12345678]

You know what i say to you dad ?? ....Nothing ... To your face ..

[FragilexGlassxWing00]

WATTTTTT NUMBAAAAAAAA?!?!?!

[Cagallifan1]

oh my god asians are so loud, like we scream at each other from across the room filled with people and do the hand waving motion to get their attention.

[DumSpiroSpero90]

Oh my God that was so scaUGLY! :D

what number? what number? what number? what numbeeeeeeeeeer?

[MrEdhardy1991]

Ahhhhh its so scar-ugly!!!! hahaha

[Kennefo]

HAHA, white ghosts are less freaky than asian ghosts, but I only base those off movies. Cuz asians know how to build up the suspense, unlike western scary movies, they just scare you immediately. : )

[Qnie8288]

so true. HAHAHA

[SKePTiCZTaCo]

"The crappy meal" sounds like mc donalds

[Asainpowa]

"Ow my small penis!"

[jone259]

Nice

[Shoujolover1031]

This is so accurate it kills me lol

[blatianman]

Popchop!

@__@ ASIAN @__@

[FeatherWeightHearts]

why do you have pictures of random girls on your wall, and what the fuck is up with your desktop background.

[franklinhong97]

@FeatherWeightHearts LOL if u havent notice already, they are asian celeberaties,

[ColorfullFlashback]

@FeatherWeightHearts don't hate him cause you aint him ;)

[HaruHarumiku]

WHY DO NO ONE WATCH DUH TAGS!

[ZeldaBeyotch]

EXCUSE ME...But I would LIKE.....a number five :D

[noodleroll1]

what numbaaaaa lololo

[Hithereess]

ASIANS ARE AWESOME ^.^ (im an asian)

[HusXX]

@Hithereess Me to, i'm proud to be asian ;), that's the only one oldest and smartest continent. :D

Be proud to be a asian

[Sambruce88]

Does your mum, like mine, say you're not allowed to eat before you shower cause it will make you ill?

[neogirl123]

@Sambruce88 well mine says the food tastes better after you shower

[katex007]

what nr what nr..:))

[vivienne1tb]

 Your accent....

[lindseyyeom94]

@vivienne1tb doesn't it sound like a mix of an asian and austrailian accent?

[TheHero717]

Starving yourself actually makes your stomach smaller which will waste money in this case xD

[1zuzach1]

nothing, cuz you're my dad *thumbs up*

[rainbowcandysmiles]

yoo u made a me laugh so hard.

fuckin hilarious

[VivaLaRepartee]

"the Asian dictionary"...lololol 

[evilraymanbunny]

i wanted to find the song at the asian ghost part then i typed asian song and i found it XD

[samgeiler]

your sooo funny !!!!

[poocrumble]

Whats the name of that song at the end?

[waLkerPoi]

@poocrumble 50cent

[AtomzFTW]

@poocrumble /watch?v=Qv9wk5lgGFo&list=FLzc­QbEZ39-7KasqZu1zEkrw&index=39&­feature=plpp_video your welcome

[ej1250]

oooohh whered you get that jessica wallpaper for your computer??

[MissMuffinToYou]

lol my small penis...

[Mockingjaysgirl]

You are seriously so hot.

Confidence booster, I know, but seriously. HOT

[adinda1997]

wat numba wat numba wat numba wat numba wat numbaaaaaaaaa

[allycat199]

asain guy:omg that was scareugly

me:but that was u!!!

[WannabePokemon]

Oh my god that was so scaeugly :O

[kenonifty]

I am white Aussie and my old man is like that with restaurants. Same with my Chzek mate. Older people are VERY tight with there money and understandably so. No gamblinig in my family though...

[soldier93rus]

YOU GET ALLOWANCE? Bitch, I am white, no allowance for me. Well, there goes the stereotypes for Asians and Whites, lol

[madarauchiha663]

"Im so hungry, im gonna die!!" and he was like "good" LOL

[MrMystery24]

this comment is hacked. you can like it up to 200 times

[Laazzeyjookker1]

Asian ghost aren't scary they're stuped white ghost are pretty freaky they'd be like.... raaa OMG !! that was so scarugly. but asian ghost they're like this... nihao . LOLOLOLOL

[hobbes344]

Shit, you got allowance? That's not Asian.

[funistheking]

hot chick on ur computer chonny



[hotmailGurl]

i like your dad's version of a happy birthday. :) big mac and porn.

[basementghosts]

next time i wanna pick someone up, i'll have to be like "hey you, what's your number? your number? what's your number? YOUR NUMBER YOUR NUMBER YOUR NUMBER?!?!?!?" over and over again. i think it'll be effective. thank your dad for me.

[tayuchuu]

Asian Dictionary LOL... Excuse me, Raffing out Roud

[nacotto]

omg lmfao.....i think i just fell in comedic lurv

[ASRTFYGUH]

山歌

[TheTrunksdbz]

Chonny what's the song at the very end?

[Sujuismysoju]

YES!!!! Another SONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cphakkerz]

oh my gawd that was scare-ugly LOL

[jg7769]

lool!!!!!!!!!!!

[emotionaL2533]

0:22!!! LOLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mazda2536]

so funnyy hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[MoranaAkaYuki]

omg this is sooooooooo true but this time instead of the lottery my mom was yelling and screaming about the Super Bowl and it drove me nuts i swear all my ancestors on japan could hear it, so I'm out side and my moms screaming like a nut job and it's driving me crazy and there is some other guy who is our nabber who comes out and says that he'll have what every she's having I'm all laughing my ass off it was one of the funniest super bowls ever I'm still laughing to this very day.O//Ofunny face!

[mandyyy20]

Where is the 2NE1 poster, Sir? Let's get some badass bitches on that wall!

[that70sJo]

"Hey Wife!!!"

[RebecaDolLoverRubin]

My mom complains about food ALL the time.On my birthday she complained about how much icing was on the cake -____-

[ShwanahYaj]

lmfao! WHAT NUMBA, WHAT NUMBA, WHAT NUMBA, WHAT NUMMMBBBBBAAAAA?!?!?!?!

[liminous90]

omgg the what numba part almost killed me. laughing too hard

[popcorntrot]

he has an asian accent and an aussie one

[ScrappySuper91]

Asian ghosts aren't scary? Are you sure you haven't watched the Grudge?

[letmethinkaboutitnow]

Haha "oh I missed!" classic!

[Electrikthundachow]

hey daughter ! hey daughter ! what number you want ? what numb.....actually dont worry you , hey mum , hey mum , hey mum

[MISSBEAN617]

I love you accent...the aussie one. Hehe

[MrMochi1972]

I actually clicked on the song. LOL the video did this crazy zoom in zoom out thing for dramatic effect.

[waferlove]

Your priest sounds like Sean Connery.

[MegaLegomaniac123]

does anyone know the song that plays at the end

[surgerryy]

@MegaLegomaniac123

copy and paste this into youtube search

山歌

it's the first result

[xXTiberiusXx]

7 samurai lol

[imtheiconoclast]

ohmygosh i love your jacket.

[lover485]

SNSD <333

[tepora81]

the dad is kinda right TAP water for 9 bucks is kinda ridiculous

[purplestar11100]

jessica background

[bicatlinh]

Despicable!

[YCWSAD]

wth is the ending song, soooooooo funny lol!!!!

[iRSubscriber1]

0:33 Chonny Mo Fo :D

[RandomPerson7577]

Oh I missed!

[jellokimono1424]

Its quite true but da grate ful part not all 的啦

[CHINGYCHONGY]

I want your jacket and hat!!!! where did you get 'em???

[AlohaDucky]

My uncle is half Vietnamese and half black. Combine the two...he's pretty darn loud.

[sapau]

not all asians are the same.asians have different culture and practices,right?

[MoPsI33]

if you think asians are loud you never heard a normal domican converstion

[deodude100]

ill buy some big Mc meal, watch some porno, go to sleep; happy birthday to ME

hahahaha :D

[jbomb973]

:) my name is josh

[kimbobrand7]

WINDOW XP FTW

[MartianTacos]

LOL my parent do all of these things and their not Asian. And my dad speaks Japanese so people assume he is or something then people some to my house, and find and Irish dude and freak out.

[legenderyx1]

CIAO NHI MOFO LOOOOL

[KingLOLface1]

OW MY SMALL PENIS!!!

[KingLOLface1]

NI-HOW!!!!

[suzyy21]

Does ANYONE know the song played at 0:33?!

[SasukeAung98]

I like when he say no no no nnnnnnnnn...... LOL!!!

[100Pureaussie]

my names josh IM DEAD!

[TheAlicakeysfan101]

Ya my neighbors r Asian and I'm over there like 24/7..half the time I'll b sitting there eating and they'll just start speaking Vietnamese and I'll just sit there awkwardly.

[HE012]

i LOVE the song at the end :)

[iRunWithLife]

EXCUSE ME! But I would like number 5

[sayhi2noble]

Am I the only one that heard 'my small penis' 0:9... LOL

[MysteryyXasn]

Look at the tags hahaha Chonny ftw! XD

[santhatespoorkids]

Chonny ur fucking funny I got all of ur tops I'm ur 1# fan

[magpiefadi]

is that snsd posters in the background?

[lawl1011]

White ghost: Dun Da Dun Da Dun Da Dun WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Lmaoo! 00:18 - 00:27 Lmao

Asien ghost: Dun da dun da dun da dun NEHOWW! *Asien music* 00:27 - 00:35 HAHA

[shadowxclaw]

lol hes com pic is a girl xD

[facebookfan12]

asdghjkl. Brown parents are the same LOL

[MissBlackNinja]

soooooo funny!!!!

[AKAKProductionsAKAK]

So true man so true my fam are so loud and Asian ghost aren't even scary

[andrealaloca00]

at 0:25 that was hilarious

[filipxxx1]

2:50 Eminem!!:D

[Slumdogzillionare]

everyone who dislikedthis was the guy who yelled when chonny threw the chopsticks

[CloudDrinker]

you get allowance??? D;

[AS350BIII]

'Arghh My small penis"

[theKPOPfreakk]

This video is dedicated to jessicas birthday. Lol!

[ichliebeBill4leben94]

LMFAO about the GHOST sooo damn true especially when im watchin Korean scary movies shit takes waaaaayyyy to long to even scare me ..thats why i can watch them and american ghost movies scare the hell out of me XD

[12Jazoo]

I LOVE YOU

[idontknowshiz]

nothing because ur my dad..........

[princesshayz97]

but aisan ghosts are like neehow

[mccblueberry43]

what number? what number? what number? LOL

[TimeManInJail]

nice jacket dude

[chineseboy888]

yeah..... i do the same for buffet's..... lol

[kutiebabyify]

how he closes his eyes while doin that asian accent :))

[klaineify]

THE ASIAN GHOST OH MY GOD DEAD

[LfStphn]

What's that cool Asian background song???? :o

[Szayel21]

i heard gwei lo at the end of the song lol

[Jessrockz224]

Lol my name is jessica and my birthday is in less than a week so thank you

[kikio512]

gimme your kpop posters!!!!!!!!!

[ctchilla]

LMAO what song was at the end?

[ikanseeyuuXD]

haha diz funny xD a f

[SuperFutureFamous]

my dad says good when i'm starving lol

[hinata7779]

My face was like right against the screen when u said ahh!

[elrichishable]

dat dollar behind him is jackie chan on it :)

[buklaogirl21]

what was that song in the back round when you said "ne how"?????

[HeavensAngel234]

Jessica wallpaper~

[claretheworm]

hey daughter...wat number you want..actually don't worry abt you..rofl xD

[funboi97]

dis is da crappy meaaaal

[SuperZanBoy]

Two things:

1. What are you on

2. Where can I get some

[MsDadoulove]

you are one crazy dude lol, funny vid

[TheJeanneBean]

OK my dad is not Asian .... but you totally imitated my dad

[1445612577]

omg...i just recognize being asian the embarrass

[happybananatoast]

What number what number what number what number. Me: Shut the fuck up!.

[instantramen]

lol i just realized you always wear pajama pants when you blog