Provincial Branding: TheWoodsofJordan

[raquelwooldridge]

Thank you for the awesome video upload!

[sachamcright123]

such a nice video..keep up the great work!

[bigboy45454545]

Jordan was an Atheist for a while, and now he's moved onto becoming a crazy Mormon now, how sad. Check him out.

[bigboy45454545]

thewoodsofjordan has wised up, he's a good clean Atheist now.

Check him out.

[TheWoodsofJordan]

So glad I'm not like this anymore.

[DraconianDebate]

@TheWoodsofJordan I'm glad you are too. Really liked your rant against extremist christians you posted a couple weeks ago.

[TheWoodsofJordan]

@DraconianDebate Thanks man, I really appreciate it!

[soulure]

@TheWoodsofJordan "So glad I'm not like this anymore."

Whoops, guess not. Mormonism employs all the same fallacies referred to in this video.

[InScienceITrust]

epic pwnage....nicely done!

[iRomantics]

@TheFaithofGod - Like omg, you called him a homosexual... Gee I sure bet he's offended. While you go around clicking videos and putting up you're awful insults and hurting everyone's feelings, keep in mind, you're stupid.

[Clemburke1111]

This man look like he is Retaining an ocean of water all the time.

[adri411]

0:43 amazing

[BallisticToilet]

What a great, substantial, grounded, under-scribed, non-arrogant and well thought through RANT is this!

Thanks for posting. :)

[ShadowPa1adin]

What the heck is a "Provincial"?

[BallisticToilet]

"provincial" is a nice word for "dumb hillbilly".

[KaelHunter]

He's a rubber lipped balding monkey testical man.

[new8745fan]

The human race can do very well without him. I really mean that.

[coffinperson]

Patricianatheist, your "wisdom" is worldy, ignorant, prideful and stupid.

Psalm 14:1 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."

[stealthbadger]

@coffinperson A hint for you: having a religious experience at someone who has just told you that they dislike it intensely is NOT going to get you anywhere you want to be.

[SCRulerShinoda]

lol

how many times have I heard that?

innumeable.

And how much does it mean?

NOT A GODDAMN THING

you know why?

It's in teh bible. it thinks that wisdom=fear of knowledge.

[scottneumann82]

he is lazy and i have become engulfed in his fucking stupidity. oh and i do hate Jordan. He's a fucking dumbass

[CBALLEN]

All that profess Christianity,don't posess Christianity.Woods of Jordan is right on,on his belief in the God of the Bible.Atheists do hate God,the Universe is all the evidence any person with common sense needs,but atheists insist on believeing that the DOT god did it,when REAL SCIENCE proves the DOT god CAN'T exist,oh well,the deceived are always the last to know.

[BallisticToilet]

Atheists do not hate god for the simple reason one cannot hate something that doesn't exist. I do hate stupidity. Like yours, for instance.

[stargateproductions]

You have to give Jordan some credit, he allowed the video response.

[thegreatestbak]

i'm going to go ahead and mirror this vid if you dont mind

[patricianatheist]

Not at all. Please do.

[thegreatestbak]

that was taxing...that real built momentum well.

[AbdultheImpailler]

BAM!

you probably made WoJ cry now or he's thrown a temper tantrum!

[otherether]

W.o.J. is, in my opinion, the product of this father's neurosis. Jordan is scared shitless of Brother Jer. He's afraid of the wrath of PastorJer777, never mind afraid of God.

[livethoughts]

damn son!!! burned in the worst way

[Andrewticus04]

Seriously, this kid already has one asshole. No reason to tear him another!

Naa, just kidding. You burned him worse than napalm, man.

[tapotsnm]

BURRRRRNNNNN.... Fantastic. Loved it... what can I say... 5 stars and a fave.

[Moragnum]

"bloated, sparsely haired, melon of a head discharged at us..." < --- lmao That was excellent.

[Ryagful]

one word: MORON

[oOSitriOo]

I recently started watching your videos and have enjoyed most of them. This one I personally felt a little off put by because of how much time was spent insulting the individual instead of just breaking his ideas. My 2c for what it is worth.

[CultKiLLa]

I don't think enough time can be spent making fun of losers like WOJ

[spoddie]

This video is unnecessarily personal, you could have made all those same points without attacking him personally.

[calumlittle]

I agree, I never check if the door is locked. It aint got no lock...

[KaelHunter]

The cunt looks like a shaved Monkey.

[dapanzy]

don't insult monkeys!

[FrOmXwithin]

So, where did you go to school? I would love to attend!

[Charon42]

what a flood of words

great video

respect man

Greetings from NL

[Griefscar]

Although this may not be the most mature response to your video:

Holy F*cking shit on a stick you pwned that melon headed asshat!

Sorry... but I've watched a couple of "woodsofjordan's" videos myself and indeed can understand your frustration and contempt for that one.

Although attacking ones' physical inadequacies may not be the high road to take, he hardly seems worth the effort to due so after watching him spew forth his blind, bigoted garbage.

[TheFaithofGod]

What is the problem? Are you homosexual patricianatheist? HA! Probably, and also, why don't you show yourself on camera for once?

[patricianatheist]

Yeah, you are probably stupid enough to think that calling someone a homosexual is an insult. You bigoted little child.

[otherether]

You ripped woj a new one, alright.

[Kiddolinfen09]

Looks a bit like WoodsofJordan:

watch?v=nL95ieVXbHM

[ahcult]

you mean creepy get the fuck away kinda woods of jordan.)

[verstwo2]

Theists tend not to believe in evidence, or intellectual honesty. These are tools of Satan and not to be trusted.

[zumbrella927]

I really like your videos, but, while funny, the ad hominem attacks are unnecessary.

[Daud2008]

Always at 0:44 I can tell you that my country has the majority of Christian population and the country official religion is Christianity (well they invented it there, so that is the main reason!). But differently from US nobody really go to a school to tell the teachers they should teach Creationism or Intelligent Design, and nobody bombs a hospital or kill a doctor for performing abortions. While these things are normal in US, which doesn't have an official religion!

[Daud2008]

However I disagree with some of the comments made at 0:44

1° US is quite ambiguous as country, they even say that they don't have an official language, but who knows why I must speak English, and the Constitution of the country is not written in Arabic or Japanese. I asked to the state department and they reiterated, IN ENGLISH, that English is not the official language.

2° The same is for the religion/Tripoli treaty. On the dollar is written under God, not under Allah, Zeus, Brahma and so on.

[assgoblin2damax]

Great analysis and ownage.

Atheism and evolution are not the cause of America's so-called "cultural decline", *cough* MTV *cough* Disney.

[kthankxbye]

WOW that was super creepy so I am going to remove my post.

sorry =(

[Veratoch]

children aren't atheist. they don't belong to any denomination.

[verstwo2]

uh, that's what atheism is, you silly person.

[Veratoch]

atheism is declaring at least something about yourself. Children don't have the capasity to understand the concept of god, so they can neither say they do or don't believe in it.

[verstwo2]

you don't have to say you 'don't believe in it' in order to not believe in something. You also don't believe things that you can't understand or know about. You obviously can't believe in something you have never heard of before. Atheism is simply a lack of believe in any god.

[rxangel18]

AND they can't say YES to the qustion of belief in gods.

NOT yes and yes ARE mutually exclusive.

[Invaishir]

Favorited + a nice 5 stars.

You kinda skeeted on him, guy. Good job.

[xgunnBlaze]

You are awesome. I had a rant against some theists and right wing extremists at my college where I said similar things to the things that you said.

5/5

[Palluke]

I will see y' 'round!

[Thelastdirewolf]

Ouch, that was such a magnificent burn, even -I- felt it.

Hoo damn, get the ice!

(Subbed)

[Palluke]

lol

[themanuman]

The Patrician Atheist was definately here

[TimCubUAkbar]

I'm not entirely sure that pity on Jordan is particularly warranted. After all, if even after being presented with all the evidence that Hell does not (and cannot possibly) exist, he still refuses to "save" his soul and recant his faith, he truly deserves all the disappointment he gets upon realizing that Heaven also does not exist.

[tattooskin72]

hehe, this was beautiful :)

[GunbladeLH]

OWNED!!!

[AmberThinks]

very very well said!!!

[KARIN094]

Could you be anymore to the point?

Man that was awesome!

Does not matter that I am completely clueless to whom TheWoodsofJordan is or, may be.

Brilliant!

[DoomedEarth]

My sentiments exactly. I especially hate the hypocrisy they exercise in denouncing science when they are using their computers and internet to spread their delusions. Real scientific knowledge has forged their very way of life, and should not be denouncing the validity of science for that reason. WoJ is the kind of retard I might be tempted to kick in the junk for his blatant and willful ignorance if I had the chance!

[Brianswers]

Epic pwnage.

[e2iPi1]

Wow, just WOW.

It has been quite a while since I saw a proper evisceration.

[Noworkbum]

Well said.

[zprime666]

wow man, i think that video could be considered mentally raping Jordan ... it was pritty awesome!

[bad4ever2001]

Nice one mate. I am totally loving your videos. Moar because Moar? :D

[bewarethelizards42]

Splendid.. :D

[Akatam0t0ma]

Good rant, as usual, thought I think you could have made your points just as well with less words. Might bore some people, you know! ;-)

[Xxc0rrupti0nxX]

4:47 HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?! haha just kidding.

[Vogter2100]

Great speech!

[ClairdeLune19]

brilliant, absolutely brilliant

[rtottenc]

"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the beaver" All of your points seem valid, but I think you used too many word that Jordan wont understand. Too bad you can't speak jibbering ass hat.

[IllPropaganda]

Well produced!

Excellent material!

[smallvillelover18]

I LOVE YOUR VOICE <3

[orientedx4]

I agree with everything you said about Jordan, but you won't make a dent in his thinking. He believes he is "saved" and that being persecuted (as he will interpret this video) is just another means of showing that he is correct. I've studied this guy for quite a while and know that the more abuse heaped upon him the more he thinks he's correct.

[astrayengel]

0:26 "Is that a Klondike bar?"

[Dentarthurdent54]

What would Jesus do... for a Klondike Bar?

[astrayengel]

He would betray Judas.

[TheJacolyte]

You said that WoodsofJordan has stated that atheist parents love their children less, and I would just like to comment on the reason why someone might say such a thing:

Of course, he's disguising opinion as fact, but where is he getting this information? It's from his imagination, he's trying to visualize being atheist and that is what he sees. Of course, his laziness in respect to intellect gets the best of him and he does absolutely no research.

[XChillX42]

Wonderfully articulated points, 5 stars.