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  • I think itd be cool to see you act.

  • haha pauls a good story teller

  • Boognish!

  • You need to do a lets play! now!

  • I have heard that if you are past focused than your left brain is dominate and if it is future focused than your right brain is dominate. Or vice versa.

  • Oh god, you would be an amazing let's player.

  • my friends brother shot himself when he was high on acid

  • hahahahhahaha no but there are...

  • 7th time watching this, yep

  • *neighbor peers out the back window, seeing paul and his friend screaming and slamming their garden tools into the dirt at 2 am. The neighbor quietly backs away from the window and closes the blinds*

  • psychiatry is just pseudo science. a pale room and a pat on the shoulder is the only help that you get.

  • I was depressed for a period of like 6 months, and I couldn't figure out why (something that never happens). So I finally tell my doctor, and she recommends I see a psychiatrist. Needless to say, your story, and other like it are reason why I never went to a session. Now I'm better than I was before, without any pills or "help"

  • Man, the archie story gave me a boner. What the fuck.

  • pig wheels <3

  • Uhm.. I don't wanna seem like a douche.. But... Uhm... Finland isn't a scandinavian country. Scandinavia is defined by the three countries who have very similar langauges. The easiest i would say is balanced between Swedish and Norwegian. Because the reason Danish is hard is because of their accent. You'll need to sound like you're getting choked while eating porrage.. However. A swedish accent and Norwegian accent can also be hard, because it's similar to singing. There are lots of up and down.

  • 25:53 I KNEW IT.

  • lol im from finland and i love salmiakki

  • Paulsego letsplay? Im in

  • Oh gawd, am i the only one here who wants to see a mini flash of Pauls Ego running down the street, stars wars battle theme blazing as he's being chased by a Rancor... XD

  • I'm from Finland and I COMPLETELY relate with that. Except that snot thing, ew.

  • That finnish chick sounded badass

  • You sound like Tommy Wiseau when you do your finnish accent

  • you shoud definitely do a Let's Play channel

  • the frogs man...the frogs

  • @bojanks15 I laughed SO hard at that part :>

  • @bojanks15 CRAB PEOPLE

  • try league of legends, u will get hooked. ;)

  • how can you not love this guy?

  • you shoul watch "60 Minutes About Finland (Tango Finlandia)" on youtube :D

  • I think you need to be in the right place to experience that sort of stuff on acid.

  • Also, let's not mince words. The world is overpopulated. If someone murders someone else and his/her guilt is beyond a reasonable doubt, his/her very existence is a detriment to society. If the person is let go, he/she will continue to wreak havoc on the populace.  If the person is jailed, the state spends exorbitant amounts of money to support his/her existence. What is your alternative? Please enlighten me.

  • Your views on the death penalty are idealistic at best and idiotic at worst. I'm sure your attitude would change if the justice system was set to possibly administer justice on your part after a HORRIFIC crime was committed upon you or your family. Let's say your sister was raped and murdered and people saw the suspect commit the crime. If you're saying you wouldn't support the death penalty in that case, you're a liar. Great video otherwise.

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  • @MattMonk u dum

  • @MmmBrowneisMmm Okay?

  • @MattMonk Ah, the classic "what if it happened to you" argument. If you're going to argue by a moral standard, then let me ask you this: What if your family was the person doing the killing? Don't you think there have been plenty of mothers who have cried when their sons have been put on death row?

    Don't you think it would be better to put the criminal in jail rather than giving the government the right over life and death?

  • @Zurrash When it comes down it, I can't really compare a mother who raised a killer to the family of a murder victim. That's just me. When I say that his stance is idealistic, I am basically asking what the alternative to continuing to simply lock them in cages for the rest of their lives is? Is there that much of a difference between 23 hour lock down for decades and being dead? That is, besides one being very expensive and the other not so much?

  • @MattMonk I'm not much of a agressive person when it comes to debating, arguing, or simply commenting, but you're a fucking idiot.

    After coming up with this attention grabbing and interesting claim, that he's too idealistic/stupid, all you can say is the "what if it was your family?" mantra. That revenge killing bullshit, where emotion is set loose to trump intellect and stoop to the level of the murderer?

    I'm dissapointed.

  • @doloreg I "say that mantra" BECAUSE IT IS REAL AND ACTUALLY AFFECTS A PERSON'S POINT OF VIEW. Do you not understand that? Secular individuals who oppose the death penalty are GENERALLY academic/intellectual types sitting high up in their ivory towers espousing the importance of benevolence and taking the high road all the while, mind you, having never known what it is to be a victim. You don't think that's an important point? Life experience doesn't impact a person's outlook in a real way?

  • @MattMonk Yeah, for example Paul is exactly that type. And here's the problem:

    A person whose family member/friend died is in an emotianolly compromised, and doesn't behave rationally. Aiding that rage fueld temporarly insane person kill another man is revenge killing. It's no better than the honor killings of africa, or the murder/horrible deed itself.

    Laws should be based on intelligent decisions, not bloodlust. It's not justice.The intellectuals are right. Do you not understand that?

  • high school sucked for me too paul

  • Archie sounds like a badass

  • Mass effect series ftw

  • I agree. You are a fantastic storyteller! Very captivating. And some of the things you've been through I find remarkable

  • Aww highschooler paul :3

  • Wow man, you are seriously the best story teller I have ever heard in my entire life!!! I could watch these for hours keep up the great work.

  • I got Mass Effect 2 for free from Bioware and I couldn't get into it at all. I'd rather kill darkspawn.

  • The frogs. I know you really did acid. Ive done it a bit and once my carpet turned into worms, it was crazy.

  • Hehe, I'm half Danish half Finnish, and it's funny to hear about your salmiakki story x)

    That shit is tasty, although I understand why you don't like it.

    Anyway, come to Denmark, excellent place :)

  • Come to Denmark buddy, best place you'll ever live :P

  • 10,000 People a year are sent to prison for violent crimes they didn't commit.

  • see Pauly, Archie doesnt care if an audience sees his balls

  • one time i was walking to a class and i was stepping over a chain, it was a huge chain fence thing with 1 big chain, you know those, and for some reason i thought my first foot made it over the chain, but it didnt, so i stepped again with my 2nd foot and tripped over the fence and landed on my stomach, and i couldnt breath cuz i was laughing so hard on my way to class, but it was still embarrassing

  • "A lot of people saw my dick and balls" -Paul's Ego

  • Awesome stories, you should know that finlands language is beyond recognition, norwegian, swedish, danish are all much easier to learn I bet, I can't even recognize or utter 1 word in finish and I've got a close friend from there... and I'm swedish, live pretty close to finland, they can have like 9 syllables and 4 of the same letter next to eachother in one word.

  • Thanks for introducing me to NintendoCapriSun. He cracks me up! I've been watching all of his Zelda LPs.

  • It's quite an honor to be spoken of in your video I must say. A lot of stuff has changed in the last couple of months. LP'ing can be a real time-eater depending on what game you play or how much editing is necessary to cut out backtracking and all that crazy crap. In some twisted way, I think that the "show" I've been putting on in those videos was kind of a way of overcompensating for how miserable I was. And now that I'm actually as happy as I've been playing off, I don't know how to act.

  • @NintendoCapriSun Holyshit, NintendoCapriSun watches PaulsEgo.

    Awesome.

  • I actually walked up to the petrol station and bought a six pack for this...is that sad?

    I mean beyond buying beer from a petrol station sad...

  • had that realization. Been clean my entire life.

  • That yearbook story reminds me of when I was at this 5th grade track meet our school did every year. We'd go to the high school track for it. On my first race, in front of everybody, I tripped and fell down hard right on my face. It screwed my glasses up and I had this huge red mark from the paint on the track on my face so that everybody would be able to tell it was me that fell down there once I got back to the stands. Everyone was laughing in unison. One of the most embarrassing moments ever.

  • Concerning Let's Plays: Man I love Simon from the Yogscast. Your description of that Nintendo vlogger guy seems to match Simon, and now he and his friends have 300,000 subs. It makes me want to hug the internet! :)

  • Salmiak! We have that in the Netherlands too.

  • That story about Archie the dog might be the greatest story I've ever heard in my entire life.

  • On corporal punishment/child abuse... I think that, on the whole, corporal punishment is unnecessary. However, I've met far too many kids (including my 10-year old half-brother) who honestly needs a smack on the ass... Cause these alternative methods just don't seem to work with that little bastard.

  • You're against the death penalty... Is it really better to be incarcenated for life than being ended? I would say no.

  • You're against the death penalty... Is it really better to be incarcenated for life than being ended? I would say no.

  • The "salmiaki" here in danmark is called "lakrids" [la-krh-s]

  • hey paul, check out nakateleeli, he's a lets player.

  • Woohoo..! Go go my fellow Finns! :D

  • WOW WHAT A LIFE 8(

  • why would a school not allow nose piercings??? this is really dumb.I thought my school was weird not allowing any kind of hats or beanies in the intire building.

  • @RascalFascal Your school doesn't allow hats, but it allows nose piercings? I find disallowing either of those really odd... The only "dress code" my school had was usually regarding guys pants being so low you could see the whole ass of their underpants or girls couldn't wear tube tops essentially... I didn't really mind that, it seems that the only girls who wear tube tops in high school are the ones who shouldn't.

  • @Lennac yeah but it was the comprehensive school I went to in the 90´s.I don´t know how they handle it now...probably even more weird.I totally agree with you 100%.

  • Some people cannot be fixed to live in a society. Killing them is cheaper than holding in prison for life.

  • @mrh3h People CAN be "fixed". Why do you think there are psychologists and psychiatrists?

  • Do a Let's Play! Who cares if you don't finish the game? We're here to watch your response to the game, not the actual game.

  • Hey Paul, if you do star a let's play channel, what would be your reaction if you got Retsupuraed?

  • paul you are the fucking man

    keep the videos comin

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  • First day of the first year, first period....PE. That's fucking brutal. But atleast by suviving that, you knew you coul survive everything else.

  • I love salmiak :(

  • I'd love it if you did some let's play videos Paul, great idea.

  • fuckin drug stories had me dyin, i love lsd lol

  • Rancor from starbucks LOL

  • just watched part 1 of this ( after getting redirected here from taa´s chanel) and wrote a comment but didn´t wanted to be rash, but after this video one just has to subscribe to this channel .... you my friend are an awesome story teller

  • paul was on tj's blogtv round sunday evening, so it's unlikely that he had an accident sunday noon like manic proclaims

  • I got a half chub when you mentioned Let's Playing. You'd probably be the absolute best let's player out there.

  • Red Dead Redemption is my current favorite. And LA Noire looks awesome!

  • I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fuckin' Johnson!

  • @Left4Courtney johnson here we call it willy

  • @mastaODI56 Hmm? I was quoting The Big Lebowski. D:

  • @Left4Courtney shibber

  • O fuck do a Lets play!!!

  • Stop feeding the manicthemanic troll you dumbasses...

  • Mass Effect has some of the greatest story telling ever to grace the video game format.

  • 14:12

  • WEEN

  • @ManicTheManic You're trollin'

  • Guys you may have seen my comment a few days ago about paul in the hospital, he had to have surgery and there were complications. He didn't make it. I'm extremely sorry and regret to inform you that Paul passed away at around 3am last night.

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  • Next video plox =[

  • post the next video you piece of shit! (ur vids are awesome i love u big fan)

  • These videos really give a real sense of who you are and what you come from... And stop apologizing about the stories!! That's what gives the videos flavor.

  • My favorite Let's Play channel is BlueXephos, AKA TheYogscast, they make the most drop dead hilarious LP's of Minecraft. It's something you really have to watch, because they actually interject a really unexpected story within it.

    I'd LOVE to see you make a Let's Play channel though, Paul.

  • For some reason I don't really suffer the effects of withdrawal from medication. I mean I take some really heavy duty shit like methadone (A derivative of heroin) I can take for WEEKS and weeks, stop for a week or just however long I don't feel like I need to take the pill to relieve my paint, and I never experience withdrawal symptoms.

  • I love LPs! I am totally behind you on that idea!

  • I hate to sound like an asshole but plz upload pt 3 you said it would be 2 days after this one and its been 4 days..

  • I love you Paul Sego !! lol

  • Im a close friend of Paul and he wanted me to post this on the video.

    Paul was recently in a car accident, he's not dead but he will not be making videos for some time.

  • @ManicTheManic Woah, seriously?

  • @ManicTheManic Seriously? How stupid do you think we are? Get a life asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ManicTheManic

    Yeah, you're a close friend who's like 16. Troll

  • @rockandrock44 If your talking about the video on my channel thats not me its my nephew

  • @ManicTheManic

    Okay, evidence of any of your claims?. And you're being a douche if you're trolling.

  • @ManicTheManic

    Get a life instead of spreading crap that isn't funny at all.

  • @rockandrock44 Aren't you pretentious to think that I did that for YOUR entertainment.

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  • @rockandrock44 Well, its true. I did it for my entertainment only. You gave me entertainment. Thanks!

  • @ManicTheManic Can you please give a source of that? would be sad to hear that.

  • @CLFFRDCLTim

    No, the guys a douche bag troll. Paul is fine.

  • I DEMAND PART 3 NAO!

  • you should of made an lp channel, it would of been awesome!

  • Thumbs up if you listen while playing Minecraft xD

  • @Gnometower

    I just died and lost all of my stuff :(

  • Conclusion; You got a colossal pair of Terra-ton heavy balls. Quite the leap to perform and share so much to the anonymous ghosts on YouTube. Salute.

  • The thing about corporal punishment, is that that 1% that are abused for no reason, i'm against it

  • i really like these answer videos

  • Great stories, I really enjoy hearing it, keep rockin ;)

  • Hey Paul, here's something funny about Capital punishment: Not even fucking Conservapedia argues in favour of it anymore. I'm not sure how the hell it's still in place in so many states.

  • Wheres number 3!!

  • you only need gatoraid if u work out...........

  • @satan31337 *Gatorade

  • You should run for Congress. Maybe if you were a colleauge you could knock some sense into their heads.

  • this is fucking hilarious.

  • I think you would be great at making lets play videos. as far as the psychiatrist thing goes i couldn't agree more. I've been in pretty much the same situation, minus the drugs and came to the same conclusions you did. Some people might disagree with you on that one but I think you made the right decision.

  • I would never keep a dog or cat without a spay or neuter. Intact animals are soo gross.

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  • wardrobe malfunction, lol.

  • When I was a teenager, my best friend and I got drunk. BAD drunk. I mean I never had alcohol before and we had like two bottles of Vodka, and other hard liquor. I almost died. SEriously. I was in bed unconscious and vomiting while passed out. I also recall we stumbled in the bathroom stoned as hell and he threw lighter fluid on me and lit me on fire. While I was burning he put on the shower. Then I recall going to his bed passing out and vomited unconscious. I never touched alcohol ever again.

  • NOW you understand why I don't drink alcohol and never will touch it.

  • The best way to deal with kids is NOT HAVE THEM.

  • My first day on a job that I ever had. Working in an office. My pants got caught on some nails on this chair and pulled threads from my behind. I had several large threads hanging on my ass-very noticeable threads looked like I had this prosaic tail. Nobody said a damn word to me about it and I worked all day mortified out of my mind learning a complicated job, and nobody said a fucking word about those threads hanging on my ass. Until I got home I found out. It's like hanging a sign "KICK ME"

  • Dammit Paul, why can't there be more exciting people like you with lots of stories to tell? You don't hold back either, at least doesn't seem that way. I was dreading the damn video to end.

  • Hey now, norwegian is not too bad.

    Du er velkomen her hos oss i Norge om du vil :)

  • acid's a hell of a drug. I've had that crystalizing experience you're talkin about. I wish I'd known about the suggestability thing and the importance of who your partners are before tripping. I had a couple of bad trips that were other people's fault.

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  • Thank you

    where is that nintendoguy channel?

  • Cnt wait for part 3 i love these qaa

  • If it's not too late, how did you meet your wife?

  • Holy shit. How many fucked up stories can you get in one lifetime.

    Also, I'm impressed that you would tell all this on the internet.

  • I don't think people "act" out hostility on the internet I think they just act more naturally. I've seen studies suggesting 6%, or more of people may be sociopaths. Ordinarily such people have to conform to societal expectations just to survive so we're never aware of their "illness". On the internet either anonymously, or openly in the guise of "playing a character" they treat others as they would if they could get away with it in real life.

  • "when youre doin a comedy you want people to laugh.. but you dont want them to laugh at your dick and balls."

    rofl

  • Oh my god...the fucking dog story! All I have to say is at this point in the video you've seriously got some balls to be telling these kinds of stories. XD

  • Upload part 3 NOW. It's been over 2 days, you ignorant fool. :P

  • fucking pill pushers, that sucks for you man.

  • goddamnit i hate high school. thankfully im a senior about to graduate.

  • Did you get the fucking brain zaps from effexor withdrawal? I experienced everything you did, plus the zaps. Whenever I'd move my eyes, I'd hear this "pfffff" sound in my head.

  • Dude, Battlefield 3 is going to blow all the games out of the water this year

  • YOU SAID 2 DAYS PAUL

    TWO DAYS

    ITS BEEN TWO DAYS

    /ashamed

  • You.... you didn't mention Elder Scrolls 5 Skyrim... why? That will by far be the best game of this year :)

  • this you tube update sucks, it took me five minuts to get to subscriptions to watch this.

  • Oh god. I fucking h ate Effexor.

  • Yay. You would come to Sweden! :D

    By the way, the Finish language is not even close to Swedish. That language is just fucked up, really.

    At least Swedish got words coming for the English language.

  • I love that story you told about your junk being exposed, I felt bad for you but at the same time, I was laughing so hard just imagining it. Sorry.

  • i never thought i would be able to watch anyone speak for this long except TJ but you are amazing subscribed looking forward to part 3

  • Cock blocked by a dog xD

  • PaulsEgo makes me moist.

  • you must be small

  • ....have watched 'Transformers or something, then stating, no! It's a crap movie. Don't watch it ever! I'm thinking, screw you. It's actually an awesome movie, I enjoyed it in all respects, therefore it's a good movie! SHut the fuck up!

    Um...I'm I'm argueing with myself, arent I?