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  • Hannah I'm American and I don't eat candy

  • @woombat3456789 Hannah I'm British and I'm gay

  • HANNAH!Language.

  • They can't play, they can't even get the story right xD

    ... that's why I love the Yogscast!

  • Yogscast playing gears lol!

  • YOU GUYS SUCK

    

  • douchebag

    

  • play lead frontier

    

  • Gears fans are despicable. And their spelling is atrocious.

  • luv this series of games suck that _ _ _ dies

  • Yeah.. Hannahs pretty horrible at whatever she plays, and tries to say..

  • Simon: Hannah we hve to kill the grubs!!!!

    Hannah: i don't know how

    LOL

  • Wait, a third person game and Xbox!

  • Why is he always in jail

  • @jaro5e its his dream from gears 1

  • cauzual iz 4 puzzy :c

  • u might not be good at the game but your still awsome!

  • do you even know how to croutch

  • aMORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!

  • You can tell they havn't played Gears before. Or any epic games creation come to think of it. I mean c'mon they were trying to aim in. Pfft what amatuers!

  • Придурок визжит как дебил! Таких тупых комментаторов поискать...

  • no maybe your just that bad

  • Marcus is actually John Travolta...

  • you are fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you are fuckers

  • MY real name is dominic wtf and hes name is dominic santiago LOLZ

  • Iv allways wanted to see GoW3 by the YogsCast!!!!!!!

  • you DO resalise that the creators of gears of war had to file a lawsuit to put in chainsaw bayonettes right?

  • Like If You Know That The Guy Who Plays Marcus Fenix Also Do The Voice To Bender From Futurama!

  • Hannah: Is there a girl in this?

    Simon: Yes, I think her name is Madeline.

    Me: *Named Madeline* *Chokes on banana*

    Hannah: Really?

    Simon: No not really

    Me: Awww

  • i have all their Game in xbox

  • before i dunno wat to do and i just shoot monster with no aim XD but i still win and don't play casual

  • my first play was normal =3

  • the guy hannah's playing sounds like jake from adventure time

  • @GwyndorPokemon13

    Same voice actor.

  • It's really painfull to watch this, no active reloads, you can't aim (no offence), but I like to see people screw around :D good vids

  • It's really painfull to watch this, no active re

  • damn there fully noobs but its their first time i understand

  • @TTranCool There not noobz this is thier first time playing >:(

  • noobs casual!

  • already beat this within the first week or two it was epic

  • 46 seconds in and you're already embarrassed

  • simons doing the work

  • loool funny game keep it up

  • Is it just me, or does it seem like all video game commentators are rather horrible at playing video games?

    No offense XD.

  • the british accents was the best part. play pacman next.

  • saman do u have xbox live

  • wait this was released 19th september!!!! it came out on the 20th!!!!!!!!!!how did you guys get it!!!!

  • @HeadHunter1170 it was released in britan in a diffirent time the the states or canada

  • @hazerdez im from Britain and i live not to far from them

  • wow theese guys don't play xbox much do they?

  • Which screen do I watch? WHICH SCREEN DO I WATCH?!?!?!?!

  • @wererat2000 LOL I SPELT SHADLOW

  • @AdvancingTECH you also spelled spelled wrong

  • the locust arent aliens

  • OMFG you people kept waking right by the damn door is this really the first time playing?

  • I watched the first episode then thought hmmmm... nah so i bought the game cuz i dident want to spoil it for me then i came back to watch this :)

  • Contest started: goo.gl\9XLZW - sign up and win Gears of War 3.

  • Hannah:i want to play her

    i like hannah more now

  • he sounds one of the staff at my school

  • Come on guys please carry this on :(

  • "Pissing Around On A Boat"?

    Yeah, I'd buy that game.

  • at 0:17 thats not her name its anya stroud

  • 19 sept is my birthday!!

  • indeed everthing in america is candy for instance hanna im sure a peice of eye candy!

  • YOU ARE THE FUCKING WORST!

  • Video game commentary is so much more interesting when the people have British accents-3

  • i just got to wave 49 in horde then quited just to watch this

  • Its painfull 2 see a gears of war rookie play sometimes... I love you all but you suck at console games.

  • hannah thats not true at 9:40

    bastard

  • Lol when i watched it there was an ad about gears of war 3 b4 it.

  • guys i love you but you suck at console games

  • aren't lewis and hannah dating? why is it always simon and hannah play?

  • Go to: goo.gl\k3U6R if you want  Gears of War 3.

  • hey guys trading adam fenix green liquid for other charcters or points inboxme if intrested :)

  • @Lijacote ...i aint getting it you afraid of geys son? why? there normal people YOU are a racist!

  • @sniped96you You're illiterate if you think I'm afraid of "geys", father. I'm not hating on them, either. I am one of them. I don't really understand where you got the idea for this comment of yours - and hating on gays is not racist, it's homophobic.

  • @Lijacote ahahah ahahahha ahhahaha i am just messing with you you talk like a frickin poem dude! i bet youre brittish! i use fag as a word fore...well fag! i guy i dont like is a fag. if i would mean fag like real fag i would say homosexuall ore gey. fag

  • @sniped96you "I'm just messing with you" is the oldest excuse in the book, son. You can't read or write... do you even read what you've written, or do you just bash your head against the keyboard in blind rage and post?

  • @Lijacote whaaaaaaa why should i do a such i thing? that must hurt ! why do you do that over a stupid youtyube vid? youre strange

  • and i go somewhere else

  • @abdullah7792 faggot ass troll gtfo

  • I couldn't watch this, that english accent is just too annoying and unbearable.

  • he first scene is exactly the same as the scene in GoW 1 :O

  • @wolfkid444 thats the point its supposed to be a flashback

  • @JohnnySpykeGaming ah right thanks :)

  • this is not like halo at all its better!!!!

  • hey guys trading adam fenix for green liquid or 800 points for other characters or points inbox me if intrested

  • JUST SAW MINECRAFT FREAKIN ADVERTISEMENT

  • Oh god now all the "Minecraft yogscast kids" are going to be going around every ware thinking they know every thing god i fucking hate these guys

  • I laughed my ass off when Simon found out he could aim

  • "Came to the earth?"

    

  • i feelz bad

  • noobz

  • u guys need spoon or some1 like this

  • Noobz

  • @Em34ME trololol someone else

  • If you guys really like this game, then start fresh from the first one.

  • @Preacherjonson your right good thing its not a fps XD

  • read the fucking manual, for christ's sake.

  • please stop making these videos they are so painful to watch xD

  • @Preacherjonson they are so painful to watch ur soo right

  • so that other guy is trying to get the candy out by knocking the machine back n forth when he has a gun? lol

  • so that other guy is trying to get the candy out by knocking the machine back n forth when he has a gun in his hand? lol

  • Simon is always so f**king hilarious! :D

  • @genius94d u be one

  • EPIC GOW3 commentary /watch?v=AWyus7SjEGk

  • how tha hell could it be earth if theres such yellow stuff under ground?

  • @thecsgang the pplanet is sera simon just doesnt play GOW3 as much so he doesnt understand

  • gears of war sucks but yougscast rule the planet

  • @abdullah7792 gears rules but Simon & Hannah are the worst advertisers for console/fps games ever xD

  • grass in gears of war wtf

  • hahaha "why's his face all weird?"

  • its not earth its sera

  • WTF!? I watched an ad, vid started, 5 seconds later another fucking ad started.

  • How do these scrubs have it and I don't :( I'm getting it soon though

  • @scout739 the reason is they make money wen u bictch in the comments you know the ads they make money from them so u want the game get a lot of views :P

  • Typical black people. Even in the future, they're trying to steal things from vending machines.

  • probably should have clicked on the previously in gears cinematic

  • have u played 1 or 2

  • Lol you guys screwed up the thumbnail it says "Simon An Hannah

  • "An- OH MY GOD THERES SETTINGS!" lol really Hannah?

  • i love yogscast as much as the next person, but honestly there is no point in playing this game, without playing number 1 and 2 first, and i don't think they have, seeing as simon thinks that they are on earth and that the locusts invaded earth :P

  • you are emberasing yourself if you play on casual

  • i love this game but unfortantley we cant get gears 4

  • Call me an arse, but watching these two play in such a noobish fashion makes me wanna cry.

    Thank god these two are funny, because without out their humor, this playthrough would be close to sh*t.

    #diggy-diggy_hole

  • thats a very nicesss game you got there...s.ss.s.s.ssssss

  • You guys really need to learn how to read instructions before you play, aswell as listening to what character's have to say. I'm sorry to say that this is the worst Yogscast playthrough ever. :\

  • i'm about to vomit... this split screen really blows!

  • this is painful to watch for any gears fan ;)

  • I played gears one before my hands went bad. It was awesome but if you two didn't look at the instructions my god you'll wish you did. You need to know how to use cover and shoot from cover, sprint, and all that stuff or your just dead.

  • Wow this type of split screen blows. 

  • gears of war 3 is stupid because dom dies

    

  • Simon says: Her name is Madeline.

    So from now on, her name IS Madeline

  • Click rb on the light thing on your reload thing and you get stronger bullets and it reloads really quick

  • Heres a spoiler dom (guy in backround) SUT THE FUCK UP MOTHER FUCKER IMA FUCK YOUR MOM IN FRONT OF YOU (moment of silence)

  • HANNAH I've never played this game before but on your first episode of this when you pressed pause there was the x button and it said Characters next to it.

  • "is it like halo?" *facepalm*

  • I want this game just by watching this

  • hhannah you can manual aim!

  • I like how Hannah makes these jokes, and they're all retarded as fuck.

  • Split Screen Action? I bet theres more than split screen action involved with them two ..............

  • @FlippyFlick Hannah and Lewis are going out you utter and complete pleb.

  • @CrypticHood01 LOOK WHO IS PLAYING THE GAME! ITS SIMON if you can read?

  • @FlippyFlick I know they're playing you jackass! But Lewis and Hannah are boyfriend/girlfriend, so what you said is a fail.

  • @CrypticHood01 and what im saying, if your to thick to understand, is that there is something going on with simon and hannah........................­..... so actually what you said is a fail

  • @FlippyFlick The maximum amount of full stops in a sentence is 3, if it goes beyond the sentence is incorrect, so no sir, I am not thick, like yourself. P.S Get some grammar, fucktard.

  • @CrypticHood01 I can honestly say i have never known someone to be so touchy over a few dots

  • Her name is Anya :)

  • I bought the game today figured out the controls in under 30 second.

    yogscast: Took the whole episode

  • Wow I bought this game today! i beat the first level EPIC!!!!!!! no wonder they call it epic games!

  • "Everything is candy in America" hahaha that is us in a nutshell (a sugar-coated nutshell that is)

  • ffs... i dunno what to say this is painful

  • Going on Casual so you don't embarrass yourself is like throwing a stone so you don't break a window; You've probably done it already

  • Oh Simon an Hannah :p

  • Omg the sovereign? these gears are reapers!!!! Shepard kill THEM!!!

  • in no. 1 it is dom who says all the stuff at the start

  • in no. 1 it is dom who says all the stuff at the start

  • Casual= Embarrasing

  • "I don't know how!"

    Come on Hannah it's just like L.A. Noire.

  • not embarrass them selves? i did this on hardcore then insane? wtf people?

  • "Shall we go to casual, so we don't embarrass ourselves?"

    Playing on casual seems pretty embarrassing to me