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  • samsung woodoo :D

  • SHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­ON!

  • 2:10 HE WANTS TO SHAVE WHAT!?!?!?

  • this is black magic... ive seen it before.... its voodoo dude xD

  • phone: prepare to turn left

    ozzy: oh this is new

    me: XD

  • the osmonds and the osbournes...

    XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

    okay, i'm done laughing now

    ...

    *continues laughing*

  • lol, Turn Left "Ahhh "This IS New" Lol Pissed myself

  • Omg those are hilarious

  • hahah I LOVE HIM

  • It's some samsung voodoo man!

  • licky kids met ozzy in the last commercial ... :/

  • @production6666 those are his kids

  • Prepare to turn left...hahahahhahaah ozzy we love you hahhaha

  • only ozzy can paint his nails black and be a man.

  • Legend!

    

  • SHAAAAAROOOOOON!!!!!!.......th­is is new XD

  • O THIS IS NEW! i think i just died laughing

  • oh this is new :D

  • hahaha

  • OZZY É FODA!

  • I love how Ozzy can make fun of himself like that. I love his sense of humor :)

  • Haha awesome! I have a samsung Alias 2, I had no idea the Ozzman did a commercial for it!

  • BLACK MAGIC!

  • @MiSsRaNdOmChIcK100 He did when he kicked out the bloke that woke him up xD You just hear BEEEEP though

  • Sharon!  The kids have turned into the Osmonds!

  • "thats some vodoo, man some black magic+

  • 240p... we meet again.

  • WarCraft is a hell of a funny ad )))

  • @MFPMF15 go back to sleep, dear.

  • SHAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

    

  • how do he knows all those tel numbers?? lol

  • Ozzy can do his own comedy act!

  • что за хрень хD 

  • He could have been the old lady in Throw Mama From the Train.

    I had a dream Louis Armstrong was trying to kill me.

    Owen!

    You don't have a cousin Paddy.

    Who the hell are you all of a sudden.

    He's trying to kill me. I asked for the salted nuts. The unsalted ones make me choke.

    I'm leaving it's too damn sultry in here.

  • needs his phone to get to the bathroom! xD

  • OSOOOOOOOOOM

    

  • *turn left*

    oh this shits new

  • LOLZ! 'Black Magic'.

  • what song was playing at 2:31?

  • @HeartOfInsanity Crazy Train! How do you? What?

  • @HeartOfInsanity Crazy Train

  • That's some Samsung voodoo man! get that thing away from me man! (best part)

  • at 3:34, Ozzy looks like Mike Myers in Wayne's World!

  • @Daver869 LOL he totally does :D

  • That last one was awful imo...

  • ozzy is the funniest cuz I watch the osbournes show... does anyone know why they don't sell season 3 & 4?

  • 4 people who thumbed down are probably gay and loves Justin "Gay" Bieber. 

  • this is the greatest thing ive ever seen

  • the WoW commercial they have one with subs.

  • Holy hell, man. The first one must be the funniest I've ever seen.

    Ozzy: That's some voodoo, man. Get that thing away from me, and the security guard use his tazer. Epic!

  • lol "thats black magic man ive seeb that before lol

  • i love this, but the quality isn't so good

    

  • ozzys amazing

  • 4 people got tazered by Ozzy's body guard

  • Ozzy isn't retarded. He went through drug addictions. But now he's "cleaner" than what he was

  • PREPARE TO TURN LEFT!

    *toilet room*

    ozzy: "Oh this is new..."

  • @john17972 you're retarded.... :)

  • lol ozzy had the new samsung jack, so he doesn't have to yell 'JACK!' anymore.

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  • @john17972 your fucking retarded!!! Ozzy is coolest guy in the world, your just jellous that your nowear near his level of awesomness.

  • i had the propel. it was indestructible like ozzy

  • hahah 666 likes

  • im the 666 like mofos

  • All Hail The Prince Of Darkness

  • SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!! 

  • "How does that make you feel?"

    *Mumbles* "I wanna shave your buttocks"

    "What"

    *Beep* *Beep* *Beep Beep*

    "Thats Disturbing"

  • SHAROOOOOOOOON ! rofl

  • nice jacket!! <3

  • 1:15 Oh this is new lol

    1:25 Wonder which one is the real ozzy.

  • sharooooooooooooon!!! lol

  • ozzy to doctor:

    "i want to shave yout bottoks"

    xD

  • @TheLe953 bollocks not bottoks

  • im rly diggin this cooking thing man.Pass me the butter htere man ! XD luv this guy

  • ไปซื้อมาใช้มั้งดีไม๊เนี่ย เอาใจป๋าอ๊อสสักหน่อย ฮ้าส์..^^

  • lol if u turn the audio translate, it says "that separate but my view although they may also not before" instead of "thats black magic man, believe me i've seen that before" thats how ozzy talks xD

  • haha how kelly changes into sum1 else!!! :D

    i love that old man out there!!

  • SHAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!­

  • *Ozzy goes to the bathroom*

    Phone: Prepare to turn left.

    Ozzy: That's new.

  • He's got a great sense of humor. I bet he's fun to hang out with.

  • @M0ZER If you can understand what he says XD

  • @M0ZER Personally, I think he's creepy, but he's one of the best music performers I've ever heard, his music is bad ass, and he's really funny to watch in these commercials. So I wouldn't want to hang out with him, because he'd probably force me to smoke pot or something and "Fly High Again" (^_^) but I'm a big fan.

  • AHAHAHAHAHAH he's funny xD I love him ♥

  • the one that isnt a fat ass , and the one that sounds like ozzy , is the real ozzy

  • samsung voodoo xD

    black magic xD

    perfect ozzy!

  • SHAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OON!!

  • Samsung vodoo man:)))

  • Ozzy: that's vodoo man get away from me

    Security Gaurd: code 3

    *tasers the guy

    Lmfao

  • @vizoredchris ozzy was holding the cross for protection

  • @MrSleep1980 i kno

  • 4 ppl couldnt find the toilet

  • lol ib wanna shave your bollocks.

  • I didn't know there was a commercial for this phone! I HATE THAT PHONE I WANT MINE TO BREAK IT SUCCKKKSSSSS

  • LOL

  • ozzy:(indiscernible) black coffee

    makes me kinda want a black coffee because he made it bad ass

  • SHARON THE KIDS HAVE TURNED INTO THE OSMONDS!!! Genius

  • The 4 people who voted thumbs down were probily just envious they were't in bed with Florence Henderson.

  • @ATOMICNEWFIE no they're jb fans who havent got over the "who the f*ck's jb?" video

  • @ATOMICNEWFIE Or envious they weren't in bed with Ozzy.

  • @ATOMICNEWFIE or ozzy....

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  • ohhh ozzy d:

  • hiasdhuaidsahjkdashjkdhasjhdjk­sahkjashjkah What the fuck is Justin Bieber?

  • its really hard to understand what ozzy is saying oksadkspsdokasdkasdk''

  • "Prepare to turn left."

    "Oh. Huh. This is new."

    Ahahahahahaha!

  • If you read his autobiography you probably know what is first commercial about :P Ozzy is scared of satanists :D

  • @FistasheC lol he sat down with them, blew out their candles and started singing 'Happy Birthday'. Priceless, man.

  • Lmao love the first one!

  • @Smackerable

    Slayer- Black Magic =) \m/ \m/

  • Samsung Voodoo. Genius.

  • that commercial made me want to play warcraft

  • AHAHAHA :D

  • I HAVE THAT PHONE! haha

  • "cocaines a hell of a drug" in the last scene...

  • @GedMpBasS actually he didn't consum cocaine he consumed LSD that made him a little crazy... but still "LSD is a hell of a drug"

  • @SuperKnifeGuy

    haha =)

  • Wait...if he never knew the bathroom was there before...what in the hell did he do?

  • Oh! This is new!

  • .....Can i have some Rock Cakes?

  • SHUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTUPPPPPPPPP­PPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

    Florence Henderson in bed, what could be better?

  • Hilarious!

  • ohh this is new!

  • There's something I never thought I'ld see. Ozzy Osbourne and Florence Henderson in bed together.. ;)

  • @ATOMICNEWFIE What ever happened to Pepsi Twist, that drink was good and bad at the same time.

  • Sharon the kids have turned into the Osmunds....there there go back to sleep, lmao his face is just like holy fucking shit

  • Get that thing away from me Man! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH lol

  • @MrSleep1980 My friend doesn't have a speech disorder, but he does have a walking disorder and everyone thinks he's always drunk the way he walks around. But he's born with it. But with Ozzy, I think he needs to let people know he's born with it otherwise they'll just assume otherwise like with my friend.

  • kuudos to the body guard

  • SHAROOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN...!!!!­!!!!! jojjajaja Rulesssssss ese ozzy es biem Bueno para los comersiales Ozzy en Peru  Rules..!!!

  • oh this is new

  • i loved the first one....."Oh, this is new."...."You're a bunch of bloody magicians!" haha!

  • i hate how company's critizize him of how he talks, its not his fault he cant speak as clearly as most ppl from the uk, and all the sharon bull shit is fucking a steiriotype

  • @gamerguy81 The question is though if he talks like that how can he sing

  • @griffmonkez It's all the drugs and alcohol. If you let him talk on his own, good luck understanding him. If you let the music set the cadence for how he talks, he has to concentrate. Otherwise, hope he can text you to tell you what he wants.

  • @gamerguy81 ozzy has a speech disorder, i do too and i dont do drugs, we are just born w/ it

  • @MrSleep1980 i know that but ozzy can talk alot better now because he's sober

  • the ozzy commercial for WoW was what made me get the game lol

  • WTF?! ................VODO?

  • @BlackShadowRaven11 dude, you mispelled voodoo...

  • Ozzy rocks man!  There's no one better than him!

  • cnigtablkcffyplz (can i get a black coffe plz)

  • "How does that make you feel?"

    "Like a load of bollocks."

    "...That's disturbing, Ozzy."

  • @thewolffebros

    I think the answer to the question "How does that make you feel?" sounded more like "I wanted to shave my bollocks".

  • ooooohohohohhohoooo

    

  • @dragon12user its on 0:34

  • FAIRYBAKES?! Im the prince of darkness i do rough cakes!

  • what a great sport

  • The look on his face in that last commercial...

  • All aboard! Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!...

    Prince of Darkness since 1979 TM.

  • i have the samsung alias!!! love the fairy cakes and the one where he txts everyone and the ozmends one too!

  • @JeannotGordon wow those are some pretty strong words. Good job :) id give u a thumbs up but im on my ipod :/

  • Sharon's finally turned Ozzy into a cuddly little old man caricature who's safe enough for even grandma's to enjoy. Helps her with the cost of the all the surgeries and shoes. What's really pathetic is that it's all an act and an entire generation of kids think that he talks like this when the camera stop rolling. I guess as long as it helps sell more phones and butter it can't be too bad

  • @ritter89 I often noticed that, as soon as a someone became a specific character in popular culture, there ALWAYS was some dull bitter nonentity like you, tormented by its own insignificance, trying to soothe its bitter frustration by casting doubt on the character in question...That's a knee-jerk reflex with mediocre nobodies... Thank the gods Ozzy and Sharon exist, and you don't :)

  • oh this is new

  • the funny thing about it i can actualy understand what ever he says even in that t mobil commercial hahaha

  • I've been the Prince of Darkness since 1979 ! =)))..

  • Hahaha...his face after the "we're the osmonds!" parry is priceless

  • osmOND

  • :O:O:O

    Now, I want a samsung phone, play WoW and butter :3

  • ozzy: stupid bloody bag nugget of bloody thing- daugther: hey dad ozzy: not now- daugther: we really wanna show you something ozzy: i got things to do son: you really should see this ozzy: wha-what what is it? son: these aren't pepsi's, there pepsi twist ozzy: your a bunch of bloody magicians daugther: and were not the osbournes ozzy: your not? osmens: were the osmens! ozzy: SHAROOON! ozzy sharoon: the kids have turned into the osmens! sharron: oh there there dear, go back to sleep
  • ozzy: that's black magic man, believe me i've seen that before

    scientist: oh no no no it's E ink and what happends is that the keyboard stays the right way the whole time

    ozzy: that's samsung voodoo man

    scientist: no it's no voodoo at all-

    ozzy: get that thing away from me man

  • prepare to turn left. oh this is new

  • Turn left! Ooh... this is new!

  • ur... ur a bunch of bloody magicians...

  • FAIRY CAKES!!! im the prince of darkness and im makeing fairy cakes

  • haha i whod give everything to meet ozzy :O

  • thats some samsung voodoo man

  • @DespotarA nooo rly?!?!?!? usually when someone says lol its a joke dude srsly

  • @DespotarA its called a joke

  • Hes amazing in songs, commercials are fucking funny hes the best huuman being ever

  • ladies and gentleman the prince of darkness

  • haha ozzy has a twin? who knew lol

  • LOL That's some sort of voodoo man **grabs the cross around his neck** GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!

  • yeahh ozzy is the master  xd

  • 'Thets disturbing Ozzy"

  • Fairy cakes!!!I'm the prince of darkness I'm gunna make rock cakes!!!

    Me too!!!

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