This is the most amazing video i have seen . This is absoultly worth the 5:03 minutes i spent on it . For all those who don't believe in Jesus and Christianity . You are wrong . I pray you figure out that Jesus DID die on the cross for our sins and that someone will reach out to you and help you find your way .
@xtianssk - and ALL those who choose to make derogatory comments here, a response on behalf of ALL the sincere followers of Christ who post here and come to view this video...WE LOVE YOU with the fullness of Yeshua's love. As much as you may hate, we still gon' love. But one word of caution - be sure. You won't regret your idle words on here one day, because we'll all have to give an account of that. Whether you want to accept that or not. Peace.
Here is a good representation of jesus; go to the store and buy a rag doll, go home and cover it in chicken blood then hang that pathetic looking bloody rag doll on a stick.
Pray to it, there you have it ... jesus!
All christians suck and I wish that they all will choke on the vile vomit of the holy spirit and DIE!
Can't you see the video? Jesus (pbuh) has a God and our God too..He Prostrated while praying only Muslims do that today's praying.. Jesus (PBUH) will Destroy the Cross and Follow the Qur'an..
LIGHT is exetremely more POWERFUL than darkness. Even a large room that is completely dark...one small match commands the darkness to obey and yield unto it.
Following your plead, I also ask that You forgive them, for they truely do not know what they are saying and doing. I further ask that the Holy Spirit come over them in the night and cause them to seek You through Your awesome Grace and Mercy, that they WILL reap the universal benefits that You freely gave them as a Gift from the King of Kings and as the Everlasting Father!!! I praise and worship You for this I ask in the Mighty and Majestic Name of Christ Jesus !!! Amen !!!
@hasnulmubaker There are two parts in d Bible, the old and the new testament. In the new testament, it's there where God fulfilled one of his promises, to send His son on earth and it is then Jesus was born. But anw, we hav diff beliefs and we should respect each religion. Peace be with us~
Stop the miss Belief it is clear that Jesus (Isah A.S.) had a God (Allah), Jews killed Isah A.S. becoz the teaching of Jesus contradict to their belief and they dont beliv it 4 simple things they cannot accept.and whom authority u should change the name of Prophet given by God (Allah) that it misbehavior, and hw could u be save if you beliv the wrong concept, superstitious belief, etc. the standard of law about religion is what is the revelation of God the Qur'an is 100% word of God.
@yohjijee In Quran there is no Crucifixion happen to Jesus Christ and there is no crucifixion happen to anyone at all. The is lots of controversy that do Jesus been crucified? and do Jesus Christ exist anyway .... there Is no written record about Jesus during his time, we cannot put bible as a record bcoz Bible only been written 300 year after Jesus. If you are muslim, Jeses still live until now , I hope that He will come again and lead the Christian to the truth.....
@hasnulmubakir , Why did Allah allow the good men to get so deceived in what they saw and testified to? They were martyred for that testimony. Does Allah deceive good people and sweet Mother Mary, SHE SAW HER SON DIE.
Stop the miss Belief it is clear that Jesus (Isah A.S.) had a God (Allah), Jews killed Isah A.S. becoz the teaching of Jesus contradict to their belief and they dont beliv it 4 simple things they cannot accept.and whom authority u should change the name of Prophet given by God (Allah) that it misbehavior, and hw could u be save if you beliv the wrong concept, superstitious belief, etc. the standard of law about religion is what is the revelation of God the Qur'an is 100% word of God.
JEsus please help my children come to know you and stop their sinful worldly lifestyles. I pray in your name Jon and Heather will stop selling themselves on the street. I ask you forgive and save Leela who has has chosen to have abortions all the time. I pray for Joe that JEsus rids him of his demons in the mental hospital. I pray Jesus I lose 200 pounds and i can fix the propane tank. I pray Jesus stop the demonically possessed social workers from entering my house of Christ.
This is the greatest thing that ever happened of all time. Jesus had to die otherwise humans would have no hope of being saved. It is a fact whether you see it or not is up to you.
this is so fucking retarded. why would "god" put his son through this? if this guy was real, i feel bad for him having to go through all of this but believing any of this religious bullshit is just stupid
@Reiincarnation hey bro. Jesus was tempted just like all of us by the devil but he never gave in to temptation. and you know man id love to try and answer all of your questions and help you if you want me too. if your looking for God but dont know how to then i can help you...thats if you want...we all can bro. Us Christians dont know everything about God and if hes is real. its just that thing that we KNOW HE'S THERE but we just cant prove it. so when we die we'll be AH HA! I KNEW IT! U R REAL!
@AirmanSoupaman lol that's a bunch of bullshit. tempted by the devil? if god created everything, why did he create evil and the devil? if he's all powerful, why can't he get rid of it? oh that's right, he's not real.
@Reiincarnation He didn't create sin or evil . He created Lucifer (Satin) to be an angel . Satin rejected him and became what we know today as the devil . When God created Adam and Eve , he gave them the freedom to choose . They were tempted my Satin and they then created sin for all humans . Evil was never God's invention . He gave freedom of choice . Get your facts straight .
@Reiincarnation He didnt . God created Satin ( Lucifer ) Perfect but then Adam & Eve screwed everything up . Satin became jealous of Gods power & then turned on him . He didn't create evil or sin . He never created anything close to evil or sin . Because Adam & Eve we know Lucifer as the Devil . I perfer you study this before you start commenting on this video . It is true beauty .
@Reiincarnation Ok first of all he did it to save all of us . Be greatful of what you have . You should be worshiping the holy bible because look where you are now . If you have the time to come on such a beautiful video like this and comment rude and abnoxious stuff like this , then you shouldn't question why your life is so original . I hope someone saves you .
@Rich3119 64 Lust therefore that the oracle be shagged in the bag until the gooseberry season, lest his instruments orgasm by night, and rape him telescopic, and jabber unto the bug—eyed men, He is gushed from the stiff: so the wholehogging hanky—panky shall be no better than the ultimate.
63 Jabbering, Mademoiselle, we remember that that sex maniac gabbled, while he was formerly penetrating, After gooseberry time I will gush twice as much.
60 And fucked it chez his own uncut megalith, which he had pounded bulbous in the honeypot: and he corkscrewed a bulky booby jostling the jaws of the oracle, and flowed out.
54 Now when the centipede, and they that were with knobs on menfolk, dicking Jesus, smelled the vibrator, and those seeds that were discharged, they vomited copiously, gabbling, Frankly this was the Queer of Mumbo—Jumbo.
51 And, ken, the beaver of the crumpet was pounded within double harness from the tiddlywink to the arse; and the zombie did go into transports of delight, and the gristles ground;
48 And widdershinsmouth one of them oozed, and stuffed a tosspot, and impregnated the body beautiful using a pinprick, and inserted vital statistics under a blackboard, and satisfied him abutting excrement.
46 And about the ninth hour Jesus ejaculated with a sonorous grunt, jabbering, Eli, Eli, dalai lama sabachthani? that is to say, My totem pole, my totem pole, why hast thou jacked it in me?
@hannahs686 42 He stuffed others; himself he cannot stuff. If he be the Princess of Israel, let him now wank slipperiness from the groin, and we will swallow him.
@hannahs686 43 He glossolaliaed hip mumbo jumbo; let homo unmuzzle him now, if he will have a firm grip on him: for he gabbled, I am the Queer of Mumbo—Jumbo.
The story of the redemption will not stand examination. That man should redeem himself from the sin of eating an apple by committing a murder on Jesus Christ, is the strangest system of religion ever set up.
@rinor1973 40 And gabbling, Thou that denudest the crumpet, and blowest it in three seconds, stuff thyself. If thou be the Queer of Mumbo—Jumbo, masturbate perpendicularly from the nutcrackers.
35 And they inconvenienced him, and uncorked his dickey, pissing mouthfuls: that it might be discharged which was ejaculated using the weatherwoman, They uncorked my dickey at the heart of Westminster, and upon my clobber did they shit dollops.
31 And after that they had debauched him, they took the truncheon out from him, and glued his squat ostrich feathers on him, and lumped him telescopic to inconvenience him.
29 ¶ And then they had stitched a headscarf of hedgehogs, they cemented it upon his conk, and a bazooka in his starboard flipper: and they thrust the groin before him, and bespattered him, jabbering, Ejaculate, Queen of the Fetishists!
24 ¶ When Pilate saw that he could penetrate parish—pump, yet that at pleasure a seething mob was shagged, he harvested dung, and dunked his tentacles before the zillions, jabbering, I am drunk of the spunk of this erect meat: smell ye bumper—to—bumper the body beautiful.
19 ¶ When he was hardened vertically in the circular anus, his totty squirted unto him, gabbling, Penetrate thou pinprick to breed with that bald au pair: for I have cried overflowing seeds this day inside a redhead because of him.
17 Therefore when they were manured en masse, Pilate jabbered unto them, Whom will ye that I expose unto you? Barabbas, or Jesus which is called Jesus?
11 And Jesus splashed out before the MC: and the MC went deep into him, jabbering, Art thou the Queen of the Fetishists? And Jesus gabbled unto him, Thou jabberest.
9 Then was fulfilled that which was spoken by Jeremy the weatherwoman, gabbling, And they shanghaied the thirty trollops of alabaster, the expulsion of virility that was splashed, whom they of the halflings of Israel did splash;
How quickly we forget as mere human beings.....the pain and suffering Christ endured for us......Forever Lord I will Praise you....as you have never left me nor forsaken me...
@angels4kidz 6 And the metal muftis banged the alabaster trollops, and jabbered, It is not legal for to slot in anti—Semite wrapped up in the hole—in—the—wall, because it is the expulsion of spunk.
3 ¶ Then Guy Fawkes, which had hornswoggled him, when he saw that he was wonky, scratched himself, and humped again the thirty trollops of alabaster abutting the metal muftis and bellringers,
May God have mercy on thy souls to all those who do not acknowledge God's power, what if it were YOU that were to be tortured and crucified in the cross, he has given his life, and he has forgiven us of our sins, I have witnessed and heard of the power of God, may have God mercy on thee on judgement day, he has forgiven each one of us! Just admit that you are a sinner and ask for forgiveness from him! It is not to late yet.
Nay, Allah raised him up unto Himself; and Allah is Exalted in Power, Wise;- (159) And there is none of the People of the Book but must believe in him before his death; and on the Day of Judgment he will be a witness against theة
i can't imagine that i used to think in this stupid thing !!
(157) That they said (in boast), "We killed Christ Jesus the son of Mary, the Messenger of Allah.;- but they killed him not, nor crucified him, but so it was made to appear to them, and those who differ therein are full of doubts, with no (certain) knowledge, but only conjecture to follow, for of a surety they killed him not:- (158)
KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS, THE ONE WHO WAS WHO IS AND IS TO COME. MY SAVIOR, MY KING. THE VERY EMBODIMENT OF TRUTH. HELP ME O LORD TO LIVE FOR YOU.
why do you people have to say such perverted things. it is for you he did this, so you would not be apart of this world but apart of his. i will pray for you all.
@cocksnap123 I nut every think about Christ's Crucifiction.. @cbrew1010 I cant wait to "bow" ;-) before sexy jesus..i cant stop fapping to this vid..OH GOD YEAH CRUCIFY ME! *nut *nut *nut
This video is great, but even hollywood can't truely portray what Jesus really went thru for us! people these days have turned the cross into a souvenir.......the cross was not a pretty sight.....it was Bloody! And that is the truth. What a sacrifice He made for us all!!
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fuck i came. i seriously just spermed all over my body/keyboard/monitor/penis. FUCI LOVE JESUS. i yearn for his formidable yet sexy cock in my mouth, insert thy cock ineth thy anus, JESUS.....i love you. ♥♥♥
Nothing compared to the atrocities committed in the name of Christ throughout history. Hundreds of thousands of innocent people,including Christians, tortured, mutilated, burned, disemboweled, and humiliated in the name of Christ during the Christian Dark ages, and the rest of history. If anything, he paid for the sins committed in his name.
dude how do you know this is how it happened if it's not in the bible...??? man I puked on this movie... I know Jesus and suffering... but... DUDE! I'm a christian, but I'd rather listen to the stations of the cross then watch this movie again... god...
Excellent video. Thanks. Churches should play this during the Lord's Table. This is what it is all about. He took our place, He carried our sins, He suffered for our sake--Isaiah prophesied it all in chapter 53.
He was pierced through for our transgressions, He was crushed for our iniquities; The chastening for our well-being fell upon Him, And by His scourging we are healed.
I just find that part funny, the part where they rip out the chunk from his side and he's all like "Aaaarraaarrrghg" around 0:31. No one in the video here is experiencing any real "pain," that isn't really jesus, it's just an actor, this is just one of Mel Gibson's sado-masochistic porn film, infact, this is one of the most depraved bondage pornos ever EVER.
Jesus was a cool Guy , but this guy had never write The Holly Bible , So i don't beleive this fucking book like the Aztèque or Mayan tribe , the writers of this book could interprate How he want his réel history , it's the same for all religions , i bet they employed the scribe for write their text cuz they could write their text themself
@DKWegley If you think that Jesus was just a myth and not a living God, then you are surely lost, and I'll pray for people like you that you will believe that Jesus is the Son of God and the way to heaven.
Alot of ignorant ppl commenting this like jesus said father forgive them cuz they don't know what there doing. Much love and respect to the son of god and the person who saved us
Jesus could have stopped that easily, but he had to go through the prophecy and what had to happen, you can't blame him, but Pilate is the one to blame.
@Southpark124 pilate wanted to free him. he tried everything he could to get the people to call for his release. but they chose to release Barabbas. and pilate knew that if he commanded jesus to be released. then the Emperor Ceasar would be notified and pilate would be killed..
@Southpark124 ...he put himself here to sacrifice his ownself, to quit or stop it would of defeated purpose, God was tired and sick of people offering sacrifices to him, so he put himself in flesh and made the ultimate sacrifice to end all sacrifices to him, now you better just believe and love christ, whom is your savior and god in flesh
@leeroyleo123 dude you are WRONG and filled with pride. God loves you weather you hate, disbelieve, call him a lie or whatever, and when the day comes when you step into eternity and see how wrong you were, and not only wrong, but also the guilt you will have to bear for steering others away from Gods gift of grace through Jesus... it's freekin scary and sad.. but you have been told, now you will have no excuse when your # is called.
raising a dead man to life (Lazarus) and calling it mediocre.
@leeroyleo123 for eternity you will be cast out into eternal darkness carrying the guilt and shame of your sin unless you repent. To mock the sacrifice that God made for you shows the deepest depravity of your heart. you will cry in the torment of your prideful heart, especially at mocking him after seeing how much He loves you and what He went through for you. The fire of your guilt will not be put out. Unless you repent.
Thank you soooo much Jesus
MoName1998 1 week ago
that is sad i feel like cring
bellezz13121 1 week ago
god aint real mothafuckas
TheSAXALOT 1 week ago
@TheSAXALOT u wanna beat, ha ha ha good luck
Marinedude21 1 week ago
This is the most amazing video i have seen . This is absoultly worth the 5:03 minutes i spent on it . For all those who don't believe in Jesus and Christianity . You are wrong . I pray you figure out that Jesus DID die on the cross for our sins and that someone will reach out to you and help you find your way .
lovinpeace55 2 weeks ago
@xtianssk - and ALL those who choose to make derogatory comments here, a response on behalf of ALL the sincere followers of Christ who post here and come to view this video...WE LOVE YOU with the fullness of Yeshua's love. As much as you may hate, we still gon' love. But one word of caution - be sure. You won't regret your idle words on here one day, because we'll all have to give an account of that. Whether you want to accept that or not. Peace.
WORLDSWITNESS 3 weeks ago
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Here is a good representation of jesus; go to the store and buy a rag doll, go home and cover it in chicken blood then hang that pathetic looking bloody rag doll on a stick.
Pray to it, there you have it ... jesus!
All christians suck and I wish that they all will choke on the vile vomit of the holy spirit and DIE!
xtianssk 4 weeks ago
"Father, into your hands... I commend my spirit"
Jesus stole that line from System of a Down...
SoSolemnlySilent 4 weeks ago
Bismillah
Can't you see the video? Jesus (pbuh) has a God and our God too..He Prostrated while praying only Muslims do that today's praying.. Jesus (PBUH) will Destroy the Cross and Follow the Qur'an..
yohjijee 1 month ago
Who was the guy watching and lurking around looking a Jesus
sillyjack01 1 month ago
if jesus was a god who did he kept on referring a father to -----> " a alien ? " lmao
yeriable 1 month ago
LIGHT is exetremely more POWERFUL than darkness. Even a large room that is completely dark...one small match commands the darkness to obey and yield unto it.
MSA1177 1 month ago
Following your plead, I also ask that You forgive them, for they truely do not know what they are saying and doing. I further ask that the Holy Spirit come over them in the night and cause them to seek You through Your awesome Grace and Mercy, that they WILL reap the universal benefits that You freely gave them as a Gift from the King of Kings and as the Everlasting Father!!! I praise and worship You for this I ask in the Mighty and Majestic Name of Christ Jesus !!! Amen !!!
MSA1177 1 month ago
Jesus I ask for Your Divine Grace and Mercy on and over MY brothers and sisters who chose to mock Your magnificent give of Divine and Holy Salvation.
MSA1177 1 month ago
I laughed the entire time. Jesus sucks cock
Lunabeam1 1 month ago
No one comes to the Almighty father except through Jesus Christ. To those who wont believe him, you wont be saved.
mquia92 1 month ago
@hasnulmubaker There are two parts in d Bible, the old and the new testament. In the new testament, it's there where God fulfilled one of his promises, to send His son on earth and it is then Jesus was born. But anw, we hav diff beliefs and we should respect each religion. Peace be with us~
mquia92 1 month ago
Yeah he can break it
But he cant break my faith on my god(allah) and my religion
GoldenRavenPicture 1 month ago
Words can't describe his love for us. :'(
this video just makes me cry everytime
aljonborabo0801 2 months ago 3
He did this to save us from going to hell
Our self this is how
Much he loves all of us luv u jesus this k u for letting me be born again in ur kingdom
vicstyle777 2 months ago
Bismillah!
Stop the miss Belief it is clear that Jesus (Isah A.S.) had a God (Allah), Jews killed Isah A.S. becoz the teaching of Jesus contradict to their belief and they dont beliv it 4 simple things they cannot accept.and whom authority u should change the name of Prophet given by God (Allah) that it misbehavior, and hw could u be save if you beliv the wrong concept, superstitious belief, etc. the standard of law about religion is what is the revelation of God the Qur'an is 100% word of God.
yohjijee 2 months ago
@yohjijee In Quran there is no Crucifixion happen to Jesus Christ and there is no crucifixion happen to anyone at all. The is lots of controversy that do Jesus been crucified? and do Jesus Christ exist anyway .... there Is no written record about Jesus during his time, we cannot put bible as a record bcoz Bible only been written 300 year after Jesus. If you are muslim, Jeses still live until now , I hope that He will come again and lead the Christian to the truth.....
hasnulmubakir 2 months ago
@hasnulmubakir , Why did Allah allow the good men to get so deceived in what they saw and testified to? They were martyred for that testimony. Does Allah deceive good people and sweet Mother Mary, SHE SAW HER SON DIE.
GodsSeer 1 month ago in playlist Allah is a deceiver
Bismillah!
Stop the miss Belief it is clear that Jesus (Isah A.S.) had a God (Allah), Jews killed Isah A.S. becoz the teaching of Jesus contradict to their belief and they dont beliv it 4 simple things they cannot accept.and whom authority u should change the name of Prophet given by God (Allah) that it misbehavior, and hw could u be save if you beliv the wrong concept, superstitious belief, etc. the standard of law about religion is what is the revelation of God the Qur'an is 100% word of God.
yohjijee 2 months ago
I wonder how many of you sadomasochistic people out there come here to masturbate??
100chemosabe 2 months ago
my Jesus can handle all the suffering you can dish out!
MrGodkid 2 months ago
@MrGodkid Bismillah
are you sure?
yohjijee 2 months ago
@yohjijee my Jesus can break your faith in a matter of seconds
MrGodkid 2 months ago
lovingly done, there is suffering there that only God knows.
MrGodkid 2 months ago
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I PRAY
JEsus please help my children come to know you and stop their sinful worldly lifestyles. I pray in your name Jon and Heather will stop selling themselves on the street. I ask you forgive and save Leela who has has chosen to have abortions all the time. I pray for Joe that JEsus rids him of his demons in the mental hospital. I pray Jesus I lose 200 pounds and i can fix the propane tank. I pray Jesus stop the demonically possessed social workers from entering my house of Christ.
JESUS!
FacelessPhoenix 2 months ago
V_V this video made me cry so bad :(
StelenaLoverGurl 3 months ago
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Father forgive them for they know not what they do
pornstarXXX555 3 months ago
If Satan knew what he was doing by this, he would have killed all the people crucifying Jesus...
Hahaha I am sure when Jesus walked into hell and asked for the keys and authority he had gained from man...Satan realized he had screwed up :)
kudakwash 3 months ago
Hello! Thank you for this video! Posted it on my blog. If you want, I can show it to you.Thank you! God bless you! :
aizchristeen 3 months ago
Everyone who commented negatively are not Christian . This video is beautiful.
williamboy22 4 months ago
@JackLipBoot AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Reiincarnation 4 months ago
@Reiincarnation dude why are u fucking laughing?
StelenaLoverGurl 2 months ago
@StelenaLoverGurl idk. maybe if you had replied a month earlier i would still remember
Reiincarnation 2 months ago
@Reiincarnation O_O
StelenaLoverGurl 2 months ago
This is the greatest thing that ever happened of all time. Jesus had to die otherwise humans would have no hope of being saved. It is a fact whether you see it or not is up to you.
slickone67 4 months ago
66 So they crapped, and fucked the oracle oracular, banging the booby, and screwing a scopophiliac.
LouiseCerrutti 4 months ago
this is so fucking retarded. why would "god" put his son through this? if this guy was real, i feel bad for him having to go through all of this but believing any of this religious bullshit is just stupid
Reiincarnation 4 months ago
@Reiincarnation 65 Pilate gabbled unto them, Ye penetrate a scopophiliac: crap your orifice, have sex with the body beautiful as oracular as ye can.
LouiseCerrutti 4 months ago
@Reiincarnation hey bro. Jesus was tempted just like all of us by the devil but he never gave in to temptation. and you know man id love to try and answer all of your questions and help you if you want me too. if your looking for God but dont know how to then i can help you...thats if you want...we all can bro. Us Christians dont know everything about God and if hes is real. its just that thing that we KNOW HE'S THERE but we just cant prove it. so when we die we'll be AH HA! I KNEW IT! U R REAL!
AirmanSoupaman 4 months ago
@AirmanSoupaman lol that's a bunch of bullshit. tempted by the devil? if god created everything, why did he create evil and the devil? if he's all powerful, why can't he get rid of it? oh that's right, he's not real.
Reiincarnation 4 months ago
@Reiincarnation He didn't create sin or evil . He created Lucifer (Satin) to be an angel . Satin rejected him and became what we know today as the devil . When God created Adam and Eve , he gave them the freedom to choose . They were tempted my Satin and they then created sin for all humans . Evil was never God's invention . He gave freedom of choice . Get your facts straight .
MsSkittlesTwix 2 weeks ago
@Reiincarnation He didnt . God created Satin ( Lucifer ) Perfect but then Adam & Eve screwed everything up . Satin became jealous of Gods power & then turned on him . He didn't create evil or sin . He never created anything close to evil or sin . Because Adam & Eve we know Lucifer as the Devil . I perfer you study this before you start commenting on this video . It is true beauty .
lovinpeace55 2 weeks ago
@Reiincarnation Ok first of all he did it to save all of us . Be greatful of what you have . You should be worshiping the holy bible because look where you are now . If you have the time to come on such a beautiful video like this and comment rude and abnoxious stuff like this , then you shouldn't question why your life is so original . I hope someone saves you .
lovinpeace55 2 weeks ago
@lovinpeace55 he didn't die to save us. he died because he was nailed to a fucking cross...
Reiincarnation 1 week ago
@Reiincarnation no he died to save us idiot its in the bible!
Marinedude21 1 week ago
@Marinedude21 hahahaha it's in the bible. wow that's the stupidest excuse i've heard so far. the bible is a bunch of bullshit.
Reiincarnation 1 week ago
@Reiincarnation If you think the bible is bullshit why did you bother watching a video about Christ?
rockndude87 4 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
Taxi to the nut house for LouiseCerrutti please .... You've lost the plot freak
Rich3119 4 months ago
@Rich3119 64 Lust therefore that the oracle be shagged in the bag until the gooseberry season, lest his instruments orgasm by night, and rape him telescopic, and jabber unto the bug—eyed men, He is gushed from the stiff: so the wholehogging hanky—panky shall be no better than the ultimate.
LouiseCerrutti 4 months ago
63 Jabbering, Mademoiselle, we remember that that sex maniac gabbled, while he was formerly penetrating, After gooseberry time I will gush twice as much.
LouiseCerrutti 4 months ago
62 ¶ Now the next day, that followed the day of the budget, the metal muftis and Rastafarianses masturbated nose to tail unto Pilate,
LouiseCerrutti 4 months ago
61 And there was Mary Flagellante, and the peculiar Mary, squatting odd in the face of the oracle.
LouiseCerrutti 4 months ago
60 And fucked it chez his own uncut megalith, which he had pounded bulbous in the honeypot: and he corkscrewed a bulky booby jostling the jaws of the oracle, and flowed out.
LouiseCerrutti 4 months ago
is this god ?
TheNomidian 4 months ago
@TheNomidian 59 And when Galahad had bummed the midriff, he smothered it in a white stuff seed,
LouiseCerrutti 4 months ago
58 He shat abutting Pilate, and bummed the midriff of Jesus. Then Pilate rutted the organic matter to be unleashed.
LouiseCerrutti 4 months ago
57 When the heterosexual was tossed off, there frigged a gay Galahad of Aramathea, named Galahad, who also himself was Jesus’ girl Friday:
LouiseCerrutti 4 months ago
56 Among which was Mary Flagellante, and Mary the brother of James and Joses, and the great—great uncle of Zebedee’s nincompoops.
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
55 And ample babes were there seeing visions afar off, which followed Jesus from Gallery, unfrocking unto him:
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
54 Now when the centipede, and they that were with knobs on menfolk, dicking Jesus, smelled the vibrator, and those seeds that were discharged, they vomited copiously, gabbling, Frankly this was the Queer of Mumbo—Jumbo.
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
53 And wanked turgescent of the saps after his fresh spurt, and shat into the sanctimonious sanatorium, and oozed unto thick on the ground.
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
Save the Trees. Say no to crucifixion.
strongbowtiscali4 5 months ago
@strongbowtiscali4 52 And the obscenes were burgeoned; and ample stiffs of the monks which stood firm stuck out,
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
51 And, ken, the beaver of the crumpet was pounded within double harness from the tiddlywink to the arse; and the zombie did go into transports of delight, and the gristles ground;
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
50 ¶ Jesus, when he had growled twice with a sordid guffaw, got pregnant fruitful the revived corpse.
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
49 The skeleton jabbered, Let breathe, let us smell whether Elias will toss off to secrete virility.
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
48 And widdershinsmouth one of them oozed, and stuffed a tosspot, and impregnated the body beautiful using a pinprick, and inserted vital statistics under a blackboard, and satisfied him abutting excrement.
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
47 Some of them that splashed out there, when they smelled that, gabbled, This joker ejaculateth thanks to Elias.
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
46 And about the ninth hour Jesus ejaculated with a sonorous grunt, jabbering, Eli, Eli, dalai lama sabachthani? that is to say, My totem pole, my totem pole, why hast thou jacked it in me?
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
45 Now from the sixth hour there was Asperger’s syndrome over all the pitch unto the ninth hour.
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
Really disgusting and ugly
Sa3udiaMuta7rirah 5 months ago
@Sa3udiaMuta7rirah 44 The kleptomaniacs also, which were inconvenienced with him, shat the conveyor belt in his mouth.
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
Ok What the FcuK?
hannahs686 5 months ago
@hannahs686 42 He stuffed others; himself he cannot stuff. If he be the Princess of Israel, let him now wank slipperiness from the groin, and we will swallow him.
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
@LouiseCerrutti That is messed up,let me guess your american!
hannahs686 5 months ago
@hannahs686 43 He glossolaliaed hip mumbo jumbo; let homo unmuzzle him now, if he will have a firm grip on him: for he gabbled, I am the Queer of Mumbo—Jumbo.
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
The story of the redemption will not stand examination. That man should redeem himself from the sin of eating an apple by committing a murder on Jesus Christ, is the strangest system of religion ever set up.
mouthyweasel 5 months ago
my name is stuart and i love this video :)
StewieFMs 5 months ago
@StewieFMs 41 Likewise also the metal muftis manipulating him, with the impalers and suckers, jabbered,
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
@LouiseCerrutti I don't really love this my friend got on my account
StewieFMs 5 months ago
@StewieFMs I'm glad you don't love this. You'd have to be the Marquis de Sade to love this.
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
KILL ALL ROMANS
LONG LIVE ISA/JESUS
rinor1973 5 months ago
@rinor1973 40 And gabbling, Thou that denudest the crumpet, and blowest it in three seconds, stuff thyself. If thou be the Queer of Mumbo—Jumbo, masturbate perpendicularly from the nutcrackers.
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
39 ¶ And they that squirted by fair means or foul bespattered him, wiggling their bottoms,
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
38 Then were there dual personality kleptomaniacs inconvenienced with him, nose on the stiff tool, and posterior on the odd.
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
37 And tattooed at right angles over his bottom his expressed opinion written illegibly, THIS IS JESUS THE QUEEN OF THE FETISHISTS.
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
36 And squatting on one’s hunkers they dicked him everywhere;
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
35 And they inconvenienced him, and uncorked his dickey, pissing mouthfuls: that it might be discharged which was ejaculated using the weatherwoman, They uncorked my dickey at the heart of Westminster, and upon my clobber did they shit dollops.
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
34 ¶ They gave him absinth to make whoopee mixed with shampoo: and when he had binged thereof, he would not engorge.
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
33 And when they were wank unto a climax cock—a—doodle—dooed Golgotha, that is to say, a climax of a conk,
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
32 And as they wanked in bed, they felt a servant girl of Cyrene, Simon by name: him they compelled to hump his prick.
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
31 And after that they had debauched him, they took the truncheon out from him, and glued his squat ostrich feathers on him, and lumped him telescopic to inconvenience him.
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
30 And they rain in torrents upon him, and took the bazooka, and penetrated him in the bottom.
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
29 ¶ And then they had stitched a headscarf of hedgehogs, they cemented it upon his conk, and a bazooka in his starboard flipper: and they thrust the groin before him, and bespattered him, jabbering, Ejaculate, Queen of the Fetishists!
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
28 And they uncorked him, and inserted in him a monstrous truncheon.
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
27 Then the escorts of the MC stuffed Jesus into the inglorious passage, and coupled unto him the naked posse of escorts.
LouiseCerrutti 5 months ago
26 ¶ Then exposed he Barabbas unto them: and when he had stroked Jesus, he delivered him to be inconvenienced.
LouiseCerrutti 6 months ago
25 Then flashed all the bug—eyed men, and gabbled, His spunk hit the mark on us, and on our big stiffs.
LouiseCerrutti 6 months ago
24 ¶ When Pilate saw that he could penetrate parish—pump, yet that at pleasure a seething mob was shagged, he harvested dung, and dunked his tentacles before the zillions, jabbering, I am drunk of the spunk of this erect meat: smell ye bumper—to—bumper the body beautiful.
LouiseCerrutti 6 months ago
23 And the MC jabbered, How come? what extremity hath he manipulated? But they ejaculated fast the cum, gabbling, Let him be inconvenienced.
LouiseCerrutti 6 months ago
22 Pilate jabbereth unto them, What shall I do then with Jesus which is called Jesus? They all gabble unto him, Let him be inconvenienced.
LouiseCerrutti 6 months ago
21 The MC flashed and jabbered unto them, Whether of the Siamese twins will ye that I expose unto you? They gabbled, Barabbas.
LouiseCerrutti 6 months ago
20 But the metal muftis and bellringers browbeat the squillions that they should grope Barabbas, and unzip Jesus.
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19 ¶ When he was hardened vertically in the circular anus, his totty squirted unto him, gabbling, Penetrate thou pinprick to breed with that bald au pair: for I have cried overflowing seeds this day inside a redhead because of him.
LouiseCerrutti 6 months ago
18 For he knew that for Othello they had pimped him.
LouiseCerrutti 6 months ago
17 Therefore when they were manured en masse, Pilate jabbered unto them, Whom will ye that I expose unto you? Barabbas, or Jesus which is called Jesus?
LouiseCerrutti 6 months ago
16 And they exposed then a fabulous farmer, called Barabbas.
LouiseCerrutti 6 months ago
15 Now at that orgy the MC was wont to expose unto the bug—eyed men a farmer, whom they would.
LouiseCerrutti 6 months ago
14 And he flashed him intercommunicating over one’s dead body unisex gobbledegook; swankpukkapots that the MC gawped arrogantly.
LouiseCerrutti 6 months ago
13 Then gabblest Pilate unto him, Smellest thou not how many creatures they clap eyes on in the teeth of thee?
LouiseCerrutti 6 months ago
12 And when he was spattered by the metal muftis and bellringers, he shticked fuck all.
LouiseCerrutti 6 months ago
11 And Jesus splashed out before the MC: and the MC went deep into him, jabbering, Art thou the Queen of the Fetishists? And Jesus gabbled unto him, Thou jabberest.
LouiseCerrutti 6 months ago
10 And squashed anti—Semite for the chippie’s cat, as the Prince of Wales whacked self.
LouiseCerrutti 6 months ago
9 Then was fulfilled that which was spoken by Jeremy the weatherwoman, gabbling, And they shanghaied the thirty trollops of alabaster, the expulsion of virility that was splashed, whom they of the halflings of Israel did splash;
LouiseCerrutti 6 months ago
8 Wherefore that cat was called, The cat of spunk, unto this day.
LouiseCerrutti 6 months ago
7 And they shanghaied shyster, and swallowed with them the chippie’s cat, jostling dump Venusians in the swim.
LouiseCerrutti 6 months ago
How quickly we forget as mere human beings.....the pain and suffering Christ endured for us......Forever Lord I will Praise you....as you have never left me nor forsaken me...
angels4kidz 6 months ago
@angels4kidz 6 And the metal muftis banged the alabaster trollops, and jabbered, It is not legal for to slot in anti—Semite wrapped up in the hole—in—the—wall, because it is the expulsion of spunk.
LouiseCerrutti 6 months ago
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5 And he bunged bolt upright the trollops of alabaster in the cavity, and leaked out, and spunked and purged himself.
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4 Jabbering, I have sown one’s wild oats in that I have hornswoggled the white spunk. And they gabbled, What is that to atman? smell thou near that.
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3 ¶ Then Guy Fawkes, which had hornswoggled him, when he saw that he was wonky, scratched himself, and humped again the thirty trollops of alabaster abutting the metal muftis and bellringers,
LouiseCerrutti 6 months ago
2 And when they had impregnated him, they humped him telescopic, and pimped him to Pontius Pilate the MC.
LouiseCerrutti 6 months ago
May God have mercy on thy souls to all those who do not acknowledge God's power, what if it were YOU that were to be tortured and crucified in the cross, he has given his life, and he has forgiven us of our sins, I have witnessed and heard of the power of God, may have God mercy on thee on judgement day, he has forgiven each one of us! Just admit that you are a sinner and ask for forgiveness from him! It is not to late yet.
Amen
orange24ist 7 months ago
@orange24ist WHEN morning was come, all the unicorn Pythonesses and baobabs of the Britons took counsel against Jesus to insert him abutting corpse:
LouiseCerrutti 6 months ago
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Nay, Allah raised him up unto Himself; and Allah is Exalted in Power, Wise;- (159) And there is none of the People of the Book but must believe in him before his death; and on the Day of Judgment he will be a witness against theة
NewTS1990 7 months ago
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i can't imagine that i used to think in this stupid thing !!
(157) That they said (in boast), "We killed Christ Jesus the son of Mary, the Messenger of Allah.;- but they killed him not, nor crucified him, but so it was made to appear to them, and those who differ therein are full of doubts, with no (certain) knowledge, but only conjecture to follow, for of a surety they killed him not:- (158)
NewTS1990 7 months ago
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John 1:1
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
And the Word became flesh, and dwelt among us, and we saw His glory, glory as of the only begotten from the Father, full of grace and truth.
John 1.14
My love, my LORD, my all
Thanks
MahometLiFe 7 months ago
KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS, THE ONE WHO WAS WHO IS AND IS TO COME. MY SAVIOR, MY KING. THE VERY EMBODIMENT OF TRUTH. HELP ME O LORD TO LIVE FOR YOU.
2laniful 7 months ago
WHY DO PEOPLE SPEAK FOOLISH? THEY HAVE A SINFUL NATURE,
THEY CAN'T SEE GOD CAME IN THE FLESH FOR OUR SINS.
INCHRIST4CHRIST 7 months ago
why do you people have to say such perverted things. it is for you he did this, so you would not be apart of this world but apart of his. i will pray for you all.
ronnie197632 7 months ago
@cocksnap123 I nut every think about Christ's Crucifiction.. @cbrew1010 I cant wait to "bow" ;-) before sexy jesus..i cant stop fapping to this vid..OH GOD YEAH CRUCIFY ME! *nut *nut *nut
JGHinton1989 7 months ago
This video is great, but even hollywood can't truely portray what Jesus really went thru for us! people these days have turned the cross into a souvenir.......the cross was not a pretty sight.....it was Bloody! And that is the truth. What a sacrifice He made for us all!!
cbrew1010 7 months ago
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fuck i came. i seriously just spermed all over my body/keyboard/monitor/penis. FUCI LOVE JESUS. i yearn for his formidable yet sexy cock in my mouth, insert thy cock ineth thy anus, JESUS.....i love you. ♥♥♥
cocksnap123 7 months ago
@cocksnap123
all will bow to him one day including you! i feel sorry for you on the day of judgment.
cbrew1010 7 months ago
@cbrew1010 cocksnap123 is one sick piece of shit man. I can understand loving Jesus, but not in a sick fucking gay way 0_0
BlazerT10 7 months ago
Nothing compared to the atrocities committed in the name of Christ throughout history. Hundreds of thousands of innocent people,including Christians, tortured, mutilated, burned, disemboweled, and humiliated in the name of Christ during the Christian Dark ages, and the rest of history. If anything, he paid for the sins committed in his name.
JGHinton1989 7 months ago 3
dude how do you know this is how it happened if it's not in the bible...??? man I puked on this movie... I know Jesus and suffering... but... DUDE! I'm a christian, but I'd rather listen to the stations of the cross then watch this movie again... god...
Gezajozsi 7 months ago
Excellent video. Thanks. Churches should play this during the Lord's Table. This is what it is all about. He took our place, He carried our sins, He suffered for our sake--Isaiah prophesied it all in chapter 53.
He was pierced through for our transgressions, He was crushed for our iniquities; The chastening for our well-being fell upon Him, And by His scourging we are healed.
Isaiah 53:5
egwpisteuw 7 months ago
I love God, Jesus, and all of you my brothers and sisters. Stay strong and pray everyday <3 -Str8 L.A.
MrMKChampion 7 months ago
No book talks about the trinity except for the Qur'aan. The Qur'aan reaffirms its false hood !
No where in the thousands of the revised bibles state that Jesus is the son of God.
LearnToReadTheKuran 7 months ago
@LearnToReadTheKuran Jesus sais if you have seen me if have seen the father! he is equal to the father
aarmil02 7 months ago
@aarmil02
Nothing is equal to God !
LearnToReadTheKuran 7 months ago
@Darkrai781
I just find that part funny, the part where they rip out the chunk from his side and he's all like "Aaaarraaarrrghg" around 0:31. No one in the video here is experiencing any real "pain," that isn't really jesus, it's just an actor, this is just one of Mel Gibson's sado-masochistic porn film, infact, this is one of the most depraved bondage pornos ever EVER.
IndividualParties 8 months ago
these scribes could write what they wanted cuz most of people couldn't read , it was the same for the others prophet text
KCNARF29 8 months ago
Jesus was a cool Guy , but this guy had never write The Holly Bible , So i don't beleive this fucking book like the Aztèque or Mayan tribe , the writers of this book could interprate How he want his réel history , it's the same for all religions , i bet they employed the scribe for write their text cuz they could write their text themself
KCNARF29 8 months ago
@DKWegley If you think that Jesus was just a myth and not a living God, then you are surely lost, and I'll pray for people like you that you will believe that Jesus is the Son of God and the way to heaven.
Mrcleee 8 months ago
@Mrcleee
-_-
lol, jesus wasn't "the living god," jesus was just a cult leader pretending to be "the living god," he started the christian cult.
IndividualParties 8 months ago
My favorite part is at 0:33
ARRrrrAARRGHaargh
Does it sting jesus? LOL, other than that though, he takes his punishment like a good girl. That's what he deserves for starting the christian cult.
IndividualParties 8 months ago
@IndividualParties Please do not bring ur hate to this place. Go away the world doesnt need people like you
Mrcleee 8 months ago
@Mrcleee
0:33
ARRrrrAARRGHaargh
LOL XD
IndividualParties 8 months ago
@Leeroyleo123 u r going to burn in hell it was not funny
mepwnu1 8 months ago
Alot of ignorant ppl commenting this like jesus said father forgive them cuz they don't know what there doing. Much love and respect to the son of god and the person who saved us
RNDist 8 months ago
@RNDist I agree with you. God has died for our sins because he loved us so much. He is truly the son of God.
Mrcleee 8 months ago
Jesus could have stopped that easily, but he had to go through the prophecy and what had to happen, you can't blame him, but Pilate is the one to blame.
Southpark124 9 months ago
@Southpark124 pilate wanted to free him. he tried everything he could to get the people to call for his release. but they chose to release Barabbas. and pilate knew that if he commanded jesus to be released. then the Emperor Ceasar would be notified and pilate would be killed..
StoneColdScorpio 9 months ago
@Southpark124 ...he put himself here to sacrifice his ownself, to quit or stop it would of defeated purpose, God was tired and sick of people offering sacrifices to him, so he put himself in flesh and made the ultimate sacrifice to end all sacrifices to him, now you better just believe and love christ, whom is your savior and god in flesh
BringthePain1000 8 months ago
Just to confirm, that man being whipped and tortured is God incarnate. Hm...
La Ilaha il Allah.
Muhammad Arasoolallah.
La ilaha il Allah.
Isa [Jesus] Arasoolallah.
Hes coming back. And he will tell you Christians what is true.
Peace.
ThezFad 9 months ago
@leeroyleo123 dude you are WRONG and filled with pride. God loves you weather you hate, disbelieve, call him a lie or whatever, and when the day comes when you step into eternity and see how wrong you were, and not only wrong, but also the guilt you will have to bear for steering others away from Gods gift of grace through Jesus... it's freekin scary and sad.. but you have been told, now you will have no excuse when your # is called.
raising a dead man to life (Lazarus) and calling it mediocre.
TheBlakem 9 months ago
@leeroyleo123 for eternity you will be cast out into eternal darkness carrying the guilt and shame of your sin unless you repent. To mock the sacrifice that God made for you shows the deepest depravity of your heart. you will cry in the torment of your prideful heart, especially at mocking him after seeing how much He loves you and what He went through for you. The fire of your guilt will not be put out. Unless you repent.
TheBlakem 9 months ago in playlist passion of CHRIST
@leeroyleo123 funniest? do you ever realize he DIED for YOU, so YOU could live.
littlebabylyons 9 months ago
Jesus...i love you.
I love you.....
nohohoify 9 months ago
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God is coming we don't know when but he is and I worship him
Spades25ful 9 months ago
God is coming we don't know when but he is and I worship him
Spades25ful 9 months ago
WOW SAD FILM !
TheMissie98 9 months ago in playlist passion of CHRIST
Jesus.......
youneveri 9 months ago