Björk talking about her TV (subtitled)

[dangerTOyou]

i like her music...some of them,but damn i used to be scared of her while groing up. she is weird and her music vids...freaking weird. all that weirdness scared the hell out of me. and she's not the only one, skunk anansie too. now i'm older and think their just weird,but i still like their music,i guess that makes me weird too lol.

[EvilWizardMaltheore]

Why the fuck would deaf people like her? They can't even hear her stuff...

[igorbuenocorrea]

@EvilWizardMaltheore thank you very much Mr. Maltheore, it took me a very long time to think of such description for the video and I feel awesomely happy whenever someone as bright as yourself proves me it works perfectly.

[TheRealOzzy]

fucking poets

[bleunt]

Haha, how cute is that!

[Yodamite]

I wonder how Bork feels about our molecules. I hope she finds them pleasant. Hahahah, that Bork...

[CuntScum]

She's quite the little hottie.

[colin749]

GET THE MIC OUT OF THE SHOT DAMN IT!! UH OH HERE COMES CHRISTIAN BALE!!

[MenCap7]

@colin749 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY FUCKING SHOT WITH YOUR STUPID FUCKING MICROPHONE YOU STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO YOUR JOB YOU'RE A NICE GUY YOU'RE A NICE GUY BUT IM GOING TO DESTROY YOU I CANT DO MY FUCKING JOB AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA

[MenCap7]

Swallow and swallow

[incredilee]

"Don't let poets lie to you"

[MattyHild]

I was hoping it was going to be a technical walkthrough, I love cathode ray (crookes) tubes! As well as magnetic plates..

[badbokeh]

BOOOM IN!!!

[DraMortis9]

Hahahahahaha! Great description of video... She sounds beautiful.

[andybondoir18]

omy gosh i love her!!

when i was little i used to see the little city in the tv system too!!!!

[Ophelide]

0:27 : "peapoul"/"pipoul" ♥ - I love the way she says "people", it's just perfectly beautiful!!!!!

[Luminc]

Oh Bjork what've you been smoking?

[unahijadeyemaya]

with subtitles!! thank you! from behalf of all the non-English speakers who, on top or that, are half deaf.

[MusicMixology]

Bjork is so crazy in a good way, I loved how she said that the tv inside looks like a small city.

[ouvindoumaparada]

So cute.

[rappre]

haha it isn't really safe to put finger in a working tv! even if it's not powered!

[Mightypoo007]

Wow she is actually just... wow... a sweet heart.

[RAWRAWRWAR]

i got a plasma :\

[vazqal10]

WHAT THE @%$^? is she high???

[HeartaboyHIM]

mhh but i absolutely disagree this poet because thats abolutely not right i think about everything i see in tv and i searching for the meaning in everything even comedy or something.and i don´t believe anything in tv since it is absolutely proof like for example micheal jackson that he is a rapist i´m not a fan of him but i don´t have to believe it when they say it in tv maybe he did it maybe not and i don´t pick on him because of this rumors in my opinion it´s possible but idk ^^

[mmecca2000]

@HeartaboyHIM Michael Jackson's Thriller was warning people to turn off their televisions. "Unless you change that number on the dial..." "I'll save you from the terror on the screen. I'll MAKE you see..." Just my personal opinion. Television, watched in copious amounts, can hypnotise you and make you emotionally distant or unstable. A monster... kinda what Lady Gaga is promoting. Again, just my personal opinion... maybe Bjork's poet friend got some of it right (in my opinion). :)

[Germanjausoro]

Por favor que alguien la mate, es malisima, que se fumo???

[artur15vzla]

que NO se fumo es la pregunta.. xD

[theblacknemesis]

>We're sorry, this video is no longer available.

D:

[berniemacster]

Damn, i love her!

[berniemacster]

She had a British accent when she was younger!!!!

[jesherka]

she is from iceland... so no.

[berniemacster]

i know (and knew) that, duh, it was a joke, it meant she was imitating a british english, as opposed to an american or australian or any other english

[ebinola]

this is ...uhmm... just funfuckingtastic. so funny, nice. i like the way she thinks about the TV insides jaja she´s so original i love her!

[artintheforest]

she was forced to say "you shouldn't let poets lie to you" you can almost see it in her face lol

[luciusrenata]

do you mean that little mouth twitch afterwards?

[artintheforest]

lol well it just seems like she's being extremely sarcastic in the end..the statement that the "poet" made about television is very true (how you don't pay attention and we swallow al of the information) and it seems that she then sarcastically states her last statement about reading "the truth" about television......i think she made this video for a joke....lol

[11multimedia]

I think that she made this video to kids TV-program. How cute :3

[PsyberJocker]

she so cute!!!

[tjmuller]

Don't know why... but I liked that...

[marlop1980]

"You shouldn't let poets lie to you"

Great phrase! ;DD

[Perno33]

AHHHH , SHHHH!!!!

[Filigrana33]

she isnt adorable when shes beating a female reporter on Bangkok.

[cigskill51]

What's that got to do with the price of gold?

They were refering to this specific video

you moron.

[Filigrana33]

You are the moron.

the reporter didnt deserved that; all she did has saying "Welcome to Bangkok" and nobody can justified her!!!

This got to do cause this awfull person is the same who beated a reporter!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im sorry for those idiots that love her; AND THAT MY OPINION. DONT CALL ME A MORON IF I THINK LIKE THAT!!!!

[cigskill51]

its not,(The reporter didn't deserved that.) its (The reporter didn't deserve that.)

its not(and nobody can justified her!!!)

its (and nobody can justify her!!!)

its not(who beated a reporter!!!!!!!)

its (who beat a reporter!!!!!!!

Who's the idiot, are you a drop out?

[Filigrana33]

English is not my first language....

Por fortuna no hablo ese idioma de mierda me lees??????????

A ver que tal te sale en español....

Bjork es un pedazo de mierdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

en ke otro idioma te gustaria leerlo?

[Filigrana33]

You are the moron.

the reporter didnt deserved that; all she did has saying "Welcome to Bangkok" and nobody can justified her!!!

This got to do cause this awfull person is the same who beated a reporter!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im sorry for those idiots that love her; AND THAT MY OPINION. DONT CALL ME A MORON IF I THINK LIKE THAT!!!!

[cigskill51]

you like to trash Bjork because as you say

"because you can" Well, I can call you a moron "because I can" lol, you can dish it out

but can not take it. I find it really sad you

go out of your way to trash such a beautiful

human being because she had one bad day, moment, everyone has them.I guess its to take

the focus off your sad life.don't be a hater

[Filigrana33]

English is not my first language....

Por fortuna no hablo ese idioma de mierda me lees??????????

A ver que tal te sale en español....

Bjork es un pedazo de mierdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

en ke otro idioma te gustaria leerlo?

[pzychopuppet]

the reporter deserved it

[Ratchetchan]

um, all you people talking about her accent... this vid is old as hell. I can tell by her hair... she had it like that with the Sugarcubes, all unkempt like. I'm pretty sure her accent is better now... 20 years later.

[sulemgothica]

yeah me too i dont understand when bjork speak english she have a strange accent.

[cigskill51]

another dumb ass

[choppychoppybamm]

dude, im icelandic, and i HATE her accent , i really think shes faking it, pretending to talk with a bad accent. Im 16 and i speak way better than her and i havent even been to the U.S nor live there like certain someone. but i really dont care if Björk speaks like that:P

[kissunohime]

I can read and write in English, but when I listen someone speaking, I don't understand very well sometimes. So, videos with subtitles help me improve myself. And I'm sure there are a lot of people like me. Thank you...

[cigskill51]

Either you are not really listening or just

stupid

[Filigrana33]

yor are the stupid....

por gustarte escuchar basura....

[hardstreetbambi]

i love listening to her voice

[falineowlight]

Seriously, she's just adorable.

[zafergash]

her accent is very bad :)))))

[Me050292]

I hate the accent.. x) But hey.. I can say that.. D: Im Icelandic.. Whats to like about Björk?? If you ask me.. shes noooot pretty

[cigskill51]

Why are you watching her video's, and taking time to write about her if you do not like her

you moron?

[Filigrana33]

Cause I can!!!

the reporter didnt deserved that; all she did has saying "Welcome to Bangkok" and nobody can justified her!!!

[redwood420fungi]

yes im scared of the telivision often too because of those same reseons, not that a poet lied to me but because it is such a complicated machinery of a sort of nuclear energy and all those little screens shooting into your brain at one time. plus why must everyone well atleast in america have one in thier living room its a fucked up obbsesion.

[ginnipher]

What's the difference between a computer screen and a television screen though? I'm not being rude, I'm truely curious.

[drcanoro]

computer screens vary, but a computer screen is capable of displaying more resolution, a TV screen displays 60 frames per second, while most computer screens can display more frames per second, depending in what resolution is running, the more detailed resolution the less frames per second.

[drcanoro]

also, TVs send information back to the sender of the programs, they send what channels are you watching, that's how they know how many people watch a certain TV program, the ratings.

the purpose to send back information to TV stations is to know how much people like the programs, and to show better commercials depending of the customers they want to obtain.

[jonjonesgr8ful]

Man she is beautiful....she is like a little pixie...

[MothMessage]

good lord, she looks hot here.

[Orbital440]

you shouldn't let poets lie to you!

[davervr6]

Crazy person says what?

[mariorlanzas]

la amo, she's so lovely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sulemgothica]

Not need subtitles!

[igorbuenocorrea]

I told ya, that's for deaf peolple only.

[fickleperson]

I'm brasilian and the subtitles helped soo much!

Thank you, guy.

[CharlottedeAllemagne]

wow, she looks so cool here, that hair is so cool!

[igorbuenocorrea]

new description for the video ...

=)

[Fabipunkinola]

We don't have weird accents :P

[mfjb777]

is she brainwashed?

[codecs]

Love the accent, the subtitles weren't needed for me. But, I can see where some peeps might get confoozled.

[peteranton]

uh It didnt need uh ....

NO man it was a good idea, this is worldwide!

Unfortunately a large percentage of people are narrow minded!

[fumala420]

didn't need subtitles

[igorbuenocorrea]

ow shit, I know, I know, I did this because I'm a fucking stupid asshole!

[thepigeon1992]

Yeah, Bjork...

[kdwormy]

i could understand her without the subtitles. Anyways... wow no wonder she's so weird. She would have made a pretty interesting philosopher.

[tearsofevil]

i love her...

[reyalta]

Go Bjork! I could understand her fine (Perhaps because I am of Icelandic descent) What a crazy girl.

[ReidHenderson]

Uh I understand her and im not of icelandic descent.. Im or Irish Scottish English German and Cherokee descent. But I still understood what she was saying.. Maybe its cause she talks slower with her Icelandic accent.. And plus Im from the South where we speak slower.. So I dont know it wasnt that hard to understand her at all.. I think some of yall must be really slow in the head not to be able to understand what she was saying it was fairly plain english to me..

[igorbuenocorrea]

and are you too stupid to read de video's description?

[Pogokoala]

hahaahha good point

[TheIceMaiden]

This is subtitled. Wow. That's really lame.