Video Remix Competition

[Moisemo25]

77,777

[Uber0Vegito]

ytp comp???

[1smartidiot]

@00:00 pedo face.

[thomashughes12345678]

@1smartidiot That, just, may, be, the, most, scary, thing, I've, ever, seen.

[Grievous04]

I have the complete urge to make a GIF of that face.

[whaowman]

Press 0 for Jack Nicholson's Joker

[scytheghidorah]

Cannon penis!

[guitarbeast25]

Pause. 8: The fuck is this?

9: The fuck is that?

[DarthJawaProductions]

I'm having nightmares about that face...

[LittleJohnEnterprise]

0:02 for ...

[AirStriker1000]

Press 0 to laugh your ass of. (Warning. Maybe too funny. Not responsible for broken bones in the process of falling of the chair due to excessive laughing)

[metodCare]

hold 0 to se crazy ashen

[turtlespanner]

Ohhhhhh lord help us

[alcatrazkiller1]

0:00 he looked into our souls

[UltimateHobo77]

pause at 0:00 to laugh your ass off

[SLiPKniPPz]

0:00 that face appeared to me in the mirror two days before this video was released..

[vilkas8]

You look like the man from "The Shaun of the dead" and "Paul" :D

[eljugadorloco]

Lol that Face

[wolwering1]

Keep pressing zero. Really try it.

[betoblade123]

cool song at the end

[haloshotgunguy]

Because everyone want's that...

[plutgamer]

i cant watch that episode.

it says "not available in your country"

[Legoteen5]

you sound like john bently from the gadget show!

[AceJoin]

0:00 paedo face

[itzblacknred]

you are very cute!

[itzblacknred]

you are very cute, that's why i'm replaying this for the 4rth time :D ;))

[Brandon999LFC]

Lol the face you pull at the beginning is priceless

[15Sebastiannn]

pause at the beggining... made a screen shot, and now its my screen saver.

[alecmets2011]

@15Sebastiannn dammit u beat me to it

[Hohooaa]

i love how you say Competition time :P

[Notyu1459]

Your opening expression will give me nightmares. Joy, I've always wanted an evil ashens parading around in my dreams.

[FoobyZeeky]

Scary face of death :<

[omgtsn]

Aw maaaaan, I missed it :(

[ploxioths]

Thumbs up if you pressed paused it then pressed 0.

[vilkas8]

@ploxioths It's my desktop screen noaw :D

[tigerjones12345]

bloody hell every1 commenting same thing about his face at start we get it its funny now lets move on geeeeeeeez!!!!

[kjwsfn465]

i cracked up laughing when i pressed 0

[missElsaPelsa]

press 7 for epic winking

[recon500]

Press 0 for rapeface

[AdaptoTurd]

HOLY SHIT SCARY FACE INTRO

[UnOwenScarletDreamz]

pause at 0:00 for EPIC WIN face! C:

[DjTake1One]

The video got stuck on the first frame for a while and I was quite scared.

[AionLuottamus]

ROFLOL I love the face at the beginning! XD

[ccraig412]

ROFL! Smile at beginning... xD

[haributo]

shit today is the ending date and i haven't made anything...0.0 oops

[jettrooper3rd]

That face at the beginning:

"i'm gonna rape you"

[Kingdomhearts427]

DONT PRESS 0 !!!! Whatever you do DO NOT PRESS 0 !!

[borolad1993]

@Kingdomhearts427 hahahahaha, thats brilliant, that face is just amazing!

[neyuAudi]

0:00 I'm going to have nightmares with that image forever -__-

[hmmhowstrange]

I get excited when I see Ashens in my subscription box :o

[burgerman72]

I must've pressed 0 200 times

[ThePrayingMantis08]

18 dislikers will get pwnt by Ashens' Rapefaic

[killerbeeeeez]

Simon Pegg

[brad2861]

Massive Hammer Time

[goldbullet50]

OMG, you look much gayer than I though O_O well, I still love you'r videos

[spiderduck29]

haha xD pause at 00:00 xDDD

[Carrdude101]

0:00 he most certainly is going to kill you!

[jigermoo]

QUESTION

My video is 20.6 sec. long, so by the magic of rounding, youtube calls it 21 sec. Is my Video still valid?

[Jonathan123Ply84]

WAS THAT A 3DS IN THAT BOX OMG!

[VaatiOfDarkness]

Who IS it that's saying the date? I heard on Twitter it might be Ashen's girlfriend, the one with the pink DS Lite, but dunno

[Colinsytaccount]

OHJESUSWTF

[DALEK86]

I like how there doesn't seem to be a single good one yet. Seriously, a lot of these are of the same quality of a six year old playing with WMM.

[jetflock]

@DALEK86

The Take On Me one is good. What do you really expect for a 20 second clip of un-interesting footage? And who is really going to put a huge amount of effort into it without being paid?

[DALEK86]

@jetflock Well, there are literally thousands of extremely funny videos that are pretty much what you explained: People turning nothing into something and not being payed. They're called Youtube poops (Immature name, I know)

[MrJoker773]

It kinda makes me wonder if that face he makes in the beginning of the video is the same picture in his driving license.

[shiekurbootE]

pause at 0:0

[TurinArdias]

brilliant rapeface ashens

[moshpotpaul]

Pause a 0:00.

Never sleep again!

[ThePrayingMantis08]

Your face cracked me up. Nuff said.

[DoubleMGames]

you need to brush your teeth more

[RockandMangafan]

RAPE FACE

[chcoman123]

U LIER!!! U SAID THAT THE NEXT COMPETITION WAS IN 2013 AND THAT YOU HAD TO MAKE A HOUSE OUT OF YOUR OWN TEETH!!!

[sonicrulz101]

Scary Maze face 0:00

[raymondleeleggs]

This guy is secretly simon pegg

[MrTaylord28]

holeey shit 0:00

[SovanJedi]

Your finger is exceptionally crooked. It's like a Nik Nak.

[MixxxmasterMac]

I though your next contest was to build a house using our own teeth!

[DudeGetTheFxckOff]

wow I finally saw his face

[arttuinen]

17th april is my birthday!



[totallyirreverent]

@arttuinen 18th is mine!!

[arttuinen]

@totallyirreverent  ok

[WhatchThisHD]

here my fav channels: (not any particular order)

Ashens

Tobuscus (TobyGames, TobyTurner)

Rooster teeth (Especially Jack and Geoff from achievement hunter)

Classic Game Room (Especially Mark)

Fps Russia

[mcfat89]

@WhatchThisHD as always, have a nice day.

[WhatchThisHD]

@mcfat89 Hello once again audience

[mcfat89]

@WhatchThisHD now THAT was a big fucking explosion

[mikesea]

Hold down '0'.

[Simok1234]

...if you play with the numbers when you play the video, you can make your own remix :D

[Frankodragon1]

0:00 resembles the Face of Big Otto from the arcade game Frenzy.

[mcfat89]

I want that song which plays at the last minute

[QullVideo]

wait, so you actully use that sofa for sitting on? cool :)

[TheTratoi]

you scared me ! whit your face

[ShadowWarrior171]

Sorry wrong video

[ShadowWarrior171]

Rayman is ps1

[Hartifuil]

Thought you were a nazi zombies screen shot eek!

[PSONumber2]

This were you tap the number key 0 several times and then tap 8 to counter it.

[TokalaTheFurryFox]

You smile.... at the start... oh god...

[MonaLisaNaked]

press play and hold down "2." Foreplay expert.

[DrGWR11]

0:00 He's staring into your SOUL...

[metallicakixtotalass]

possibly the most terrifying opening shot I've ever seen on youtube. conglaturation!!! you have prooved the justice of our culture.

[davesecx]

Its weird to someone actually SITTING on that couch.

[FireflyX91]

THAT'S NO PUPPY!!!!!! IT'S GODMONSTER =O

[kinmanyuen]

ohyeah... im gonna have fun

[Guvna07]

Looks like your living in the 70's

[callumdude10]

Lol, the furst video i ever watched of yours was the dismantling the xbox 360...and i still think you look like simon pegg

[Jordancooldog]

Ashens, you are awesome!

[xXAd4MXx]

Are you totalbiscuits dad?

[Gazarama7279]

You win all that and a lego samuri

[TheMeerkittens]

@kittykamakat and an ipad :)

[boomchilds]

Great BBC radio voice.

[anzin74]

At any time in the video, press '0'.

Gosh, the face fits into everything!

[CPPTutorialsCPP]

I wanna win your crap!!....wait what....

[agnamaracs]

@ashens

TWO QUESTIONS ABOUT COMPETITION RULES

1. Does "audio from the episode" include clean versions of any music used (i.e. may I overdub the Smashing Pumpkins song to cover any gaps)?

2. More than one entry per person: can it happen?

[ashens]

@agnamaracs YES.  YES.

[NOOBNUT08]

@ashens I think you should rename it to youtube poop competition.

[StinkArmsBG]

@ashens oh god you turned into M. Bison

[andrewdoubleu]

check out blunty3000

you guys are like TWINS

[jtt023]

AAAHHH HIS FACE!!!!

[EdgeRatedR007]

WE NEED THE COMPETITION HAT

[SuperNESFreak]

No! The video won't load! Get it away from my eyes!

[DecoratedDonut]

The face he made in the beginning... I think I pissed myself...

[VloggingByJack]

Ashen's trademark "hello" makes my day. And his pop stations ruins my night.

[jeffersonbait]

I crapped my pants when he first showed up on screen.

[CrystalhawkEnt]

Yeah, didn't react the first time I saw this, but that face you pulled in the beginning really creeped me the fuck out just now when I went to your channel page, I was not expecting to see that...

[GothSlayer1134]

i had no idea that you are a sith lord.

[xriskiex]

OMG the face at the start made me jump lol

[whatsmyface4256]

holy hell! that face at 0:00 seconds will haunt me in my sleep!

[stridermt2k]

No.

[nullwii]

I doubt he will give the 3ds away, its not tat, nor would it belong in a box of tat

[Flametale]

/watch?v=GfWx_gX9Yrg LeT'S SmilE wiTH AsHEnS! 0:00

[AJFedora]

@Flametale YoU ShOULdN't HavE DOnE tHat!

[Flametale]

@AJFedora JuST SpREADinG The JOy oF ThE SmilE! WhY CAn'T You BE As HAppY AS ME!?

[AJFedora]

@Flametale I'm HunGry.. i WanT GroWn-uP fOod bUt thEy sAy it'S noT GoOd FOr mE ...

[SwimSquirrel]

Press 6 rapidly for Stuart here to call himself gay.

[ZENXMETAL]

00:00 WTF face.

[robloxman59]

"and you get an athenology dvd" *goes on sony vegas*

[god0fgod]

His finger looks like a penis in the icon.

[DaveTheSodaGuy0]

so, ashens is endorsing people to do youtube poops of him?

pretty clever

[dragonwar524]

press 8 rapidly and he has a stroke

[Azaelius]

0:01 JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING.

[Azaelius]

@Azaelius CORRECTION: 0:00

[Mazie802]

What was with the women who kept on saying "The 17th....of April."

[MrAmolou]

the beginning of this video is simply terrifying

[TheBlackStar999]

@MrAmolou "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

[halofan981]

@MrAmolou Yeah he looks like Jack Nicholson from the Shining.

[HarveyMushman85]

i love how it never gets old seeing someone getting kicked in the balls.... what was i supposed to do?

[myroomstudios111]

watch the video till the last second then press and hold 0. SCARY.

[TheSaintOfPain]

0:01-0:03

Nope. NOT CREEPY AT ALL.

[bgreen97]

is it possible to nominate stuart ashen for handsomest man in the world?

We should do that if it is

[David315842]

Has this competition been legalised by the BBC?

[Flametale]

watch?v=GfWx_gX9Yrg SMiLE.

[M0G03]

RAPE FACE ACTIVATED.

[RiseOfTheNerd]

I can never look at ashens the same...

0:00

[pizazzi]

I highly doubt Americans understand the word brevity, l'm welsh and that word threw me off for a second there

[TheDazro]

The seventeenth, of april.

[Revanchist8525]

Dinner warrior can win this hands down

[Trollface9K]

Ashens and TB need to do something together

[artrocker65]

When I saw the title "Video Remix Competition", I was hoping for a Youtube Poop competition.

[RaaaawrProductions]

scary intro haha

[Eeptog]

your eyebrows are microscopic

[Clubrhythm]

I do like the link in the Info tab because YouTube mobile does not support annotations. So thanks! :-)

[XxGamer102xX]

The Smile in the beginning is creepy like a pedofile smile...ugh i can imagine seeing a smile like that out side my window.ugh

[narobot]

I have always wondered, what's in that DVD? o.o like a movie he made?

[CrazyClownGirl]

@narobot various episodes and features of his stuff on youtube

.

[laok]

what happened  to wonder woman!

[kittykamakat]

wait a minute, didn't he review a 3ds?

[rcflight13]

@kittykamakat Tablets too. But hush hush about it or we'll have thousands of people entering.

[MrLolKins]

@kittykamakat Anyone that has played one wouldn't want to give it away XD

[Gollum9993]

@kittykamakat Yup... if I remember correctly, he also reviewed an iPhone 4, and iPad, and a few other legit products. Of course I doubt he would give away anything TOO expensive... :p

[BabyFawnLegs]

I love your nostrils, Stuart.

[TheNewagecaveman]

I hope the DVD will come back into production within the span of 27 years.

[ahyosung]

New camera?

[BonnieMint]

I wonder what will happen if you actually flare your nostrils.

[velvetpilot2008]

No hat, no competition! >:(