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  • First of all I am "black sounding" black person and I don't drink 40's and all the other stupid shit you basically implied "are the things other black people do. You can speak however and do whatever, but why would your black ass stereotype all other blacks if anything you should know, how stupid stereoptypes are considering we get hit with them all the time. Yet, to you the "other" blacks drink grape soda, chicken, and watermelon all DAY. Listen to how stupid you sound.

  • @chicagomycity Hey Jackass! Did you even watch the video or did you just look at the video?

    The point of this rant is that I am sick and tired of having people say that I "talk white"! So shut the fuck up! And to think that you have the nerve to try and attack me over a video that was made four fucking years ago! God people, look at how old the video is before you jump down someone's throat!

    And I don't recall ever bad mouthing my own fucking race you ass clown!

  • You are a perfect example of an intelligent person with a logical perspective. Those who ridicule you and say you "speak white" are ignorant. Whether they be black or white they are ignorant for thinking that you must speak ebonics and become a thug. I have the same problem with my own race (im mexican) and they ask why i speak like a "cracker" it pisses me off. Just because i can properly speak english.

  • If you were Canadian no one would say shit..US is obsessed with race,

  • um idk maybe they call you white because you dont talk in ebonics and you talk normal English

  • Are you mixed? I happen to be a white guy with a black voice and nose.

  • @xZippy38 No, I'm not mixed.

  • @NeoCulexor 1:31 It does happen to me a lot and it is pretty fucking annoying funny thing is it's white kids that are saying this to me and my response if always how the fuck should they know what a black man is supposed to act like if they are not evan black? am i sopposed to rob a store and miss letters when i speak a sentence?am I suppose to sag my clothes and show the stains on my underwear? should I grab my croch as a sign of greeting? it just shows how fucking dumb people are in 2011

  • its okay. my boy butters whos real names is james lolz has the same problem. i think its stupid becasue i think the color of your skin should NOT secide the way you act, dress, and talk.. soo i fell ya. and im allways the BLACKEST WHITE GURL! but its just how and were i was raised n i HATE IT!! its like i cant be me.. so keep ur head up!

  • haha you ur seem nerdy but in a kind of cute way so don't change!

  • What's more racist: Believing that blacks should only act a certain way or calling someone white because they don't act like a stereotypical black American? I've never seen a black person from another continent (Europe, Africa, etc) act like a "hood," yet they don't have to worry about others calling them "white" or "uncle tom."

    The expectations many Americans (black, white, etc) have for blacks to act a certain way will be the main reason racial equality can't be achieved in this country.

  • They call you black because black people act a certain way that white people don't. I have many black friends, some of which are ignorant as hell and some who are white black. Why is it offensive to be considered a white guy? Weren't your ancestors and other black people trying really hard to be MORE like the white man?

  • You just answered your own question.

    Why the HELL would I WANT to be considered a white person?!

  • dont worry, ive been called a white girl all my life by white and black friends and it gets old but its just an example of how ignorant people still are.....And just wondering...are you dating a black or white woman?

  • just ignore that shit

  • I get that alot too. I'm Mexican-American and I'm female and somehow I'm a "White Mexican." Just 'cause I don't act like a "Chola." or whatever.

  • pussy as white boy. Dogg i'll show you what a black man is. Fill your white mouth with my big black dick. You a disgrace to niggas on the block, know i'm sayin? rest yuh self dogg. Word to bond guy, i'll put you out. Praise be to allah.

  • Note to everyone: This is an example of illiteracy at its finest.

    Dude can't spell for shit, but he calls me a disgrace.

    Doesn't that sound hypocritical?

  • More like contradicting.

  • I really don't understand your insane rants. You feel insulted when people call you a white black guy, but it is perfectly acceptable to use the word Gay as an insult. Your so full of logical fallacies that nothing you say is believable. You can't ask people to change the way they use words when you're doing something just as offensive.

  • Calling a PERSON a "white" black guy is way different then calling an INANIMATE OBJECT or a SITUATION, and NOT a person, gay is not considered an insult towards anyone.

    Its strange how people still take find the word "gay" very offensive when people come out and proudly say that they're gay.

    And I'm NOT asking people to change the way they use words, I'm clearly ranting about the fact that I'm called an "Uncle Tom" on a daily basis. Have you ever even thought about that?

  • Very good video..

  • i thought that was a white guy saying that stuff in the beginning

  • hahah this made me laugh

  • I can't post.

  • You are not the whitest black guy, I am. I'm white, my dad is black, I'm confused.

    I'm mixed and I love all races.

  • WONDERFUL!!!! I love it. Very good rant!!!

  • dude, I feel ya, but next time, instead of flipping, just look them dead in the eye and say: ''cause Im the next president of the US". that will do it.

  • i feel you man.

  • shoo i'm mexican american

  • Do people have problems with our President's way of speaking?

  • That's unfortunate you found it offensive but there's obviously something wrong with the majority if they think you're not the same as them.

  • You called my race "retarded", how is that unfortunate to find that offensive?!

  • I like how you refer to yourself in the 3rd person in the description.

    Hopefully you single handedly fix the retarded ass black population

  • First off, my race isn't retarded!

    I find your remark offensive!

    Please think before you post.

  • lmao i completely agree with your sentiments, man. Your frustrations....I do see where you're coming from. "Don't let them haters stop you from doing your thang". I like this vid, esp. what you say about there not being a need to have a distinction between "gangsta" blacks and "english-speaking" blacks, as you put it. lol. very well-said. Stay black! (j/k) Lmao. :)

  • "you speak english not thug or ghetto??" so, who are you dissing? and what audience are you tryin to attract?wtf man like seriusly,

    yo man actullay you sound white for sure.you are kinda dissing black ppl too without knowing it..you make it sound like you are the only black person who can speak english..niggga please..but yo, can't blame em lil kids for tellin u how white you sound..We all speak english, it's just maybe you got a diff accent..

  • I'm dissing EVERYONE that think that talking properly mean that they're talking like a white person.

    That's the whole key in this video, You took this the wrong way bro.

    I'm glad you're pissed off, because you know how I feel on a daily basis.

  • You are pretty ignorant.

  • And how am I "ignorant"? For trying to prove a fucking point?!

  • NO, not you Neo I was replying to some dude who said something stupid.

  • I did not mean to direct that "ignorant" comment toward you, but I want to have your permission to keep the profile message you sent me to tell everyone I was called a cunt by NeoCulexor, D: lol.

  • Sorry about that bro. I really thought that you were insulting me. Next time you bag on someone, make sure you put the name of the person you're directing your comments to. LOL.

  • I about fell out of my chair when you ended the vid with "I'm an American, for God's sake, NOT NO fucking idiot!" classic. You're right though. Be true to yourself, and the world of morons will wish they were you in 10 years... and then you can simple say " fuck yo mamma, and tha fish Ain't good!" lol you're awesome dude.

  • It seems to me that race now has been deduced to a set of behaviors and a type of mentality. But at least you have it easy, though. I got my ass whooped everyday for acting "white".

  • I'm as white as computer paper, and I HATE when blacks will call out other blacks for being "an uncle tom" or call them "white". I think it's degrading to their own race; I know the overall intention is to diss out white people (with the "oreo" calling) but whites are portrayed as intelligent, civilized, and sophisticated (don't take offensively-it's shit media portrayal anyway). So it's WRONG for a black to be intelligent, etc.?!

  • lol your not the whitest black guy you just talk proper lol, lots of people black and white dont and sometimes it annoys

  • I know how you feel man, Im blaxican[mexican,black]. And people always tell me stop talking like a white guy. It gets really annoying.

  • you gotta realize that if you sound like you have anything more than a third grade education a lot of others will feel threatened by your intelligence

  • dude your voice is fucking awesome

  • Its not what you say its how you say it.

  • You haven't learned yet not to give a flying fuck about what people think. People are fucking stupid. Know this and you'll be free. I look at people as entertainment, to manipulate, deceive and mislead. Its fun, you'll find they actually serve a purpose. The genuine people deserve respect though and I try to look out for them.

  • actually you do sound white.

  • So basicly what you are saying is that he sounds white because he is not talking ghetto.

  • Fuckinaye! Haha! You remind me of a young version of Tom the Lawyer from the Boondocks. Praise the English Language!

  • People do me the same way. lol

  • thank you!!!!!! finaly!!!!! someone agree with me!

  • you are very nice. and true to yourself.

  • And by the way you sound very intelligent..

  • You are absolutely right.

    Me for example, I don't like hip hop, because it's simly crap and shit.

    But I'm proud to be black and I am black!!!

    Something is wrong with our society.

  • EACTLY he has a great point

  • LOL! "I dont talk thug!"

  • Just tell them you do it because you feel like it. Don't let it get to you, just do your own thing.

  • Lol

  • Just think of it this way your just another educated nubian and their ignorant cannot comprehend your intellect

    -From another Black man-

  • You do not talk like a white guy you talk more like an intelligent person kinda nerdy but intelligent nonetheless. SO if anything the black and white people who say you talk like a white guy are insulting black people because they are basically saying black people dont usually talk with intelligence.

  • ive been looking at alot of race related videos lately and I have to say they are so fucking ignorant. Ive seen these vidoes that say white people are so much more intelligent and that is racist BS. I saw videos where people said black people are stronger and better fighters and that is racist BS. I saw so much shit like this.

  • AGAIN!

    TRUE!

    Im also being accused of being "WANNABE BLACK"?

    and acting too black, can you tell me, as a black man, HOW DO BLACKS ACT? Is it really that different than "whites"?

    How are blacks OR whites suppose to act?

    Im just acting what's natural to me. I love hiphop. I dont act like Finnish people, maybe that's because im mixed, mongol & indian romani & finnish.

    Reply pls :)

  • lol at the end... 'i am an American for god sake... not no fucken idiot'... we all know 'an American' is a synonym of idiot...

    nar i joke

  • what about a black guy that speaks german?

    what about a black guy that speaks french?

    what about a black guy that speaks russian?

    what about a black guy that speaks chineese?

    what about a black guy that speaks japanise?

    what about a black guy that speaks eurpoean english?

    what about a black guy that speaks italian?

    what about a black guy that speaks canadian english?

    THERE ARE BLACK PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD AND THEY SPEAK ALL KINDS OF WAYS

    SAME WITH OTHER RACES TOO

  • Yeah, I'm aware of that, but thats not the point. I'm saying that I'm always getting asked, "why do you talk so WHITE?".

    That annoys the shit out of me.

  • it kinda is the point, the point i was trying to make with my comment, is that anyone that calls a black person "white" of any reason is clearly a dumbfuck idot, there are hundreds of millions if not a billion or more black people on this earth, do they really think they are all going to act and talk the same way? and that goes to say the same for any other person of any race.

  • Of course I obviously know that.

    BTW, what the heck is an "idot"? LOL

    But for real, I do see where you're coming from.

  • oops! haha i meant idiot lol

    i cant type today

  • Just curious, Neo, are you African American or are your parents from Africa/Carribean or somewhere?

  • My parents were born in America. So that means that they are both African American

  • haha. This is funny, but I know a couple people who have the same problem. I am white, but I know where your coming from with this and I agree it is annoying.

  • Dude i totally understand. its fucking annoying lmao

  • (cont.)Just wanted to bring to your attention that there are "country talking" black people as well (and they don't sound like white "country talking" or "Southern talking" people either...). So "ghetto" is not the only form of incorrect english that can be spoken by a black person. I'm from Georgia by the way.

  • If I heard you on the phone, I wouldn't think you were white. You sound like a black guy speaking proper English.. which is what you are. Sort of like me, I'm a black woman who speaks correct English, but I don't sound like a white woman speaking correct English (i.e. "white"). Do you get what I'm saying?

  • In a very similar vein, I have a white friend who is very into hip-hop and that kind of culture and the negative reaction he gets from both white and black people because of it is shocking.

    He has the word "Wigga" spat at him so often, just because he likes Hip-Hop and Hip-Hop culture. Who said that "belongs" to Black people, just like who said Heavy Metal "belongs" to White people?

    It is shocking how ignorant some people can be and how closed mindined we are in culture and stereotypes

  • Holy shit man.

    I understand you were being completely serious on what you had said in that entire video, I couldn't help but laugh.

    It's funny because how true it is on what you said, but at the same time sad, but here I digress.

    I wanted to let you know how much I respect you for speaking your mind, and it's totally fucking awesome. I just hope that gets to other people's dense skulls and people will stop stereotyping.

  • i feel you.

  • woahhh buddy lol i have the same issue lol

  • me to bro im black i play halo and cod4 and liten to bullet for my valentine,trivium,and scary kids scaring kids and play baseball. people say the same thing 2 me

  • welcome to my world!!!!

  • im black and i feel you man!

  • The difference between black people and white people is a skin tone! Their brains are actually the same

  • Hehe. Wayne Brady.

    I have pity on you. It must be really tiring. At least it's better than being a Black White Girl, which people call me for some reason... I don't know why though. I'm not even close to Gangsta.

    Anyway, good rant.

  • I know exactly what u mean.m black and I listen to hard rock/heavy metal.People are constently coming up to me and saying" uh ur so whitewashed why don't u listen to rap, why do dress like that? why don't u listen to rap music?" And im like because I dont like it I dont freaking like music that talks about shooting people and dancing in a fucking club! Ur black because of ur ancestors not because u watch BET or listen to fucking 50 cent or because u talk like u have a fucking speech impediment.

  • just because you speak proper english, that doesn't require you white, that's stupid. p.s. am a black version of wayne brady, wait a minute, iam black. lol

  • Neo - It's because you literally sound like a News Reports

    Lets go to Dan and see how the weather is doing, Back to you dan!

    It is your dialect, tone and accent.

  • well i am white but you sound like the impersonations the black comedians do of white people

  • wow a 40oz of grape soda sounds pretty good right about now...

  • As I have said before... why do black people have to act black and white people have to act white.

    Why cant people just act like people?

    I really enjoyed your vid and must admit, you are funny but what you say is true!

    Well said!!

    One thing I really liked was the way you say you are "American"!

    Whoopy Goldburge came out with a great line..

    "Rosa parks didn't sit down on that bus for me to be an AFRICAN american! I am an American"

    Billiant vid neo!

    From a Limey White guy!

  • i'm not actually sure it's actually the fact you speak English but in fact the tone/dictation, etc in which you're speaking. i'm black, and i speak proper english, and never have been told i'm the blackest white girl..or anything of the sort. i'm not neccesarily saying this actually doesn't happen to you - i'm just stating the possible reasons those select few people would come up with that assumption.

  • You kind of remind me of Chris Rock...

  • Preach on Neo! I know what you're talking about!

  • I have the same problem too.

  • Move to canada this isnt nearly as prolific a problem here. Having said that, more from black guys or white guys? just curious

  • All modern humans share a common African ancestor about 80,000 years ago. In essence, you have the same great-great grandmother. Remind them next time they are not as different as they would like to believe. DNA tests can prove this. If you want, you can even figure the exact genetic composition of your common patriarch/matriarch. Tell them to shove it.

  • man...you really got issues over there in the states dontcha?

    all this racial stuff is so 1700.

    then again...it is a young country ;)

    get ur ass over to good old europe, we'll just treat you as a human - not a black, white or whatever guy.

  • Oh yes bananas on the pitch and political parties constructed solely to exploit immigration and racial fears would be much better...

  • Why are you so insulted to be compared to a Caucasian? That's kinda insulting to me.

  • Im a black guy that talks proper. People think that talking proper is like talking like a white person.

  • SO their ignorant, still don't understand why you would be insulted by ignorant people...

  • Did you even watch this fucking video?!

  • Just say "I don't act white or black, I act like me"  Then kick them in the groin.

  • i hear you they do that to me 2

  • And you don't have "GoLd In yO TeEf!!"

  • I don't mind if you don't talk thug or ghetto just cause your black. if I did I won't have subscribe to you in the 1st place.

  • What are you trying to imply?

  • The Wayne Brady comment is priceless!

  • its ur voice that makes ppl think that

  • are u white ? lol jk

  • I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY WHOLE LIFE

    (IM BLACK)

    Its just that his rage at the idiots who call him white have drivin to these measures

    Where is my point justified...

    "FUCK OFF AND DIE" FUNNY AS SHIT

  • Are you black in your pants?

  • you sound like will smith (no offence meant)

  • u funny

  • i agree man. it sux that, if you spoke spanish, people wouldn't say that. they'd say, you're a black guy who speaks spanish. but ya, as a black guy who's been criticized of that, I find it insulting as a member of the black race that we as well as other races associate ourselves with slang, ignorance, and violence, which is not culture, but subculture.

    Big ups NeoC!ICU! Speaking of which, of what I want u to talk about, Toronto canada has just voted on opening their own black school. thoughts?

  • Well, I've got to actually do some research on that one though.

  • don't ever put up with the "they speak so well" shit. thats that SUTTLE racism that is being put to Barack Obama right now. "he speaks so well" like hes supposed to be speaking hood of something. Just because you sound like you've had an education and YOU'VE BEEN RAISED doesn't mean they have the right to put you down and DON'T LET THEM.

    dude that was the funniest shit i have seen in a while. good job. i get the same thing on the daily. what a burn

  • Yeah it's a shame that you get that you get that shit from both white and black people. Cause your definitely black, the term they were looking for is "nerdy" and i mean that in a nice way.

    "Why do i talk so correctly?" ..lol.. you don't :P

  • It's racism man. I'm sorry you have to deal with this.

    Martin Luther King Jr. is turning in his grave.

  • Hey (expletive) don't bad mouth chicken, watermelon and grape soda that stuff is tasty lol.

    I feel you on that. I think people get the wrong Idea from how black people are betrayed in the media thinking that gansta rap is the norm. Then when they meet a black person that speaks correctly (which is the norm) it's a smack in there face. but why? I don't know maybe one day in the near future stereo types a go away and we will all be equal!?!?!? well at least I hope.

  • I ish thirteen and I am black and people think the same as me. Dx I live in the Bronx but I speak so litterate! xD Although I must admit I laughed when I first heard you talk. Dx But I laugh at myself too so don't get insulted. Anyway, it's because of the media, making all black people have to speak, "Mad ghetto up in this joint." Most people are not use to English speaking african americans. Dx I think I sound a little Japanese though. DX

  • your really energetic!...and its true white doesn't equate smart!

  • I feel your pain, man.

  • Excellent vid, 5 stars. "I feel like the black version of Wayne Brady" lol, how come whenever black people try to do anything proper and uplift themselves they are taken for "acting white"? No one says anything to an asian person when they speak correct english nor to an Arabic/East Indian. It's almost like society saying that the only way black people are supposed to behave is to be ignorant while walking with their pants hanging down their asses.

  • LMAO @ "Black version of Wayne Brady" and "Busting a cap in everybody"! ROTFLMAO

    and "Gangsta Black". Oh you are hillarious yet very, very truthful. I used to get it when I was a kid and I went through having to straighten them out! "Angry black Black guy" lol

  • 5 stars~

  • this was. wow.

    i love this!

  • yeah lol

  • AMEN , this IS SOOOOO TRUE , i'm proud of ya speakin out ( that is like a pet peeve of mine )

  • hey james-

    I totally feel ur pain hehekeke i get the same thing all the time and ive realized something. its not ur diction or ur word usage its the tone of your voice. it is not as deep as typical black male voices, therefore you sound white not necessarily that you speak white because white and intellect are not synonymous but yea i hope u get my point. anyway i think u sound fine :-) cheer up there are worse things to be called. can't think of any right now but trust me...

    -Andrea

  • LOLOLO-

    Plain & Simple!

  • aye man...same sshit with me...its very insulting AND SO FCKIN annoyin...so im with ya on this topic =/

  • You are so cool, THANK YOU FOR READING MY READ HUN! =)

  • y not take it as a compliment?

  • Because I've been getting that remark all of my life and its annoying as hell.

  • Why should he? It's a stereotype. It's basically saying that because he's black he's a moron. He seems to be the opposite of the stereotype because I find everything he says true and actually pretty funny/ironic?

  • i get the same thing i were DC and hang with different races but that dont change anything

  • Heh, I wish I knew this guy. I think your video was hilarious.

  • Race doesn't divide how people should act. Great video, man. Thug language has got to be the most idiotic thing ever.

  • Wow! That is so pitiful. How could they say such horrible things

  • *I* have never thought; "Damn, this is one "black white guy" while watching your vids, so... yeah... I guess it's an American thing, the whole "if you talk like this, you're white"-thing. XD;

    It just sounds stupid, I mean.. come on. Wonder what they would call ME if I went to America and started to speak with my crappy accent'...

  • that happens to me all the time ...lol

  • I've had more black girlfriends than you knowing how to fucking spell. Hey, jackass, you spelt Dr. Kings last name wrong. Fucking idiot!

  • Thank you!

    Educated does not equal white.

  • Sorry about having to live with the black white guy thing but I burst out laughing at the end when you said 'f*ck off and die.'

  • Wow. I am black, and I get the same crap as you do, NeoCulexor. Everyone wonders why I talk so proper, and what not when I was in school. Crazy stuff. Kinda makes me feel superior when they do that ironically.

  • I glad you talk "proper" instead of the thug shit and so many black people give in to that stereo type but then again so do a lot of white people that try to be gangster ... but good video I agree and I'm glad someone said it... but chicken is good no matter what race we are...

  • that doesn't make any sense of what you have said. my best advice is to try and ignore it if they say that to you again

  • fuck them and do you. Educated does not equal white, so don't worry about it!

  • and just becouse my bf is black dont mean he has to speak some freakin weird mumbling language ( as they call it gangsta.. or w.e fuck) and yes he likes techno. so whoever thinks that all black men are gangstars and should talk and act like em.. yes go and die..

  • im a white female and i can agree with u . i have a black bf.. and it pisses me off when my friends say he acts liek white guy.. omfg.. your skinn color should not matter how u speak and what do u like to do .. just becouse im white dont mean im next female donold trump...

  • it happens to me all teh time, being called white,its gets FKN ANNOYING!!..good rant its good that im not the only one that goes thru this sh*t

  • Yeah i seen a real black white guy today in work it was pretty strange, he had black features, African accent, black kids..... white skin. so count yourself lucky

  • yeah i am black too and people call me a black white guy

  • i think what people are referring to you as is an oreo, black on the outside but white on the inside. no offense

  • Yeah, thats what this rant is about.

  • The term "Oreo" is offensive. Anything that's not your actuall name or ethnicity is offensive. That tkind of thinking comes from simple minded people.

  • you should watch "Undercover brother" that movie explains the "black white man". but i also agree.... fucking sterotypes!

  • There's a subcultural tendency for under achievement and anti-education in the black community. Bill Cosby speaks about this mentality frequently and you've unfortunately been a victim of it. When they say "You talk white" what they're really trying to say is "Black people can't succeed or achieve so don't even try". Don't let them hold you back because that's a lie. Black people can and do achieve every day despite enormous peer pressure to under achieve.

  • This is funny. Wait a min. you are Black and you talk white, then I am white and I talk asian that guy over there is Mexican but he talks Aribic and The Aribic guy talks Black. I guess you could compare it to someone from New York but they talk country. FUCK EM`

  • I am not racist. I look at you for who you are and not what color you are.

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