Man Charges Bigfoot With Molestation

[snitcher23]

maybe he molested himself XD

[Arrowhead1ful]

Now that he's in jail...

[Arrowhead1ful]

He's telling the truth!! Bigfoot molested him on Brokeback mountain... He also is trying to get his right hand for child support!!!! From all those lonely nights.. LOL

[borgduck]

Too many BUTCHYKID video.s.

[SOLIDSNAKEXXX360]

LOL ONLY IN FAGGOT TOWN USA!!!!!!!!!

[epcproportions]

Being from Stafford myself, I can arguably say that this man is most likely lying. That said, Law and Order SVU should totally make an episode based on this.

[Ceralboy09876543]

I feel bad for his attorney

[Aaron97oD]

1, he looks like mr Garrison (from southpark)

2. BIG Foot must have a BIG Dick.

3. i bet bigfoot is just a alcoholic on his way home pissed

[ImustBeAZNcuzUh8ting]

LOL CHEWBACCA WANTED SOME MAN LOVE LOL LMAO

[Codz97]

failblog much?

[MsAldousSnow]

I know how he feels. When I was younger I let Sasquatch get to 2nd base with me. We could never make it to third because of his claws. The sexual frustration has led to an insatiable ping pong fetish. Everyday is a struggle...

[Kawp123]

@MsAldousSnow What's 2nd base?

[BillyBoomstick]

Sure! And every time I find a long black pubic hair in my food, that was also bigfoot too!

[InaGameComa]

Bigfoot molested me one time.... Oh who am I kiddin'?! I molested Bigfoot!

[MrOnebadassmofo]

so is this who molested macaluay culkin and not Michael Jackson? Bigfoot?

[nutsforfood]

No No No,it was not BigFoot,it was just a hairy penis that raped him

[WikeddTung]

i was fisted by sasquatch and shrimped by the chupacabra.

[PyrotechnicTom]

Bigfoot is smart... He's thinkin', who will ever blame me?

[Habegger23]

Bigfeet need love too!

[Baldgol4]

This guy is a total fag and was probably screwed by his attorney in more way than one.

[TheMatrixRules]

Seems legit.

[minutemuse]

I always knew Bigfoot was a pervert.

[thaliapa1988]

the attorney would say thatt, ''I take it very seriously''. yeah fucken right jajaja he is just thinking about winning the case so he can get paid what a dush bag.

[Jordanthemonster81]

HA HA HA LMFAO

[crypto75837]

LOL

[21stgear]

Bigfoot:who are you?

Chris Hansen:I'll get to that in a minute why don't you have a seat on that rock

[Plushies4Ever]

O_O

...Bigfoot isin't real , moron.

[AttackMelAttack]

At least it wasn't 13 year old girls?....

[blodymaryman]

0:27 Haha thats exactly what I did!

[NucularRobit]

I thought this was an Onion video when I saw the title.

[Paulnavarrotv]

BIGFOOT IS PEDO BEAR OR GENE MORRAL BROGHT JACK LINKS INTO THE FOREST

[wowwt]

wha...WHAT.......oh my god...

[RonSchinners]

lol

[58book]

if this is true then i can fly!

[ilikenewbies457]

Raped by bigfoot huh? Well my house has been firebomb by chubacbaras and scotland is being invaded by loch ness monster's, also vampires rule europe now.

[tkmac69]

That guy literally looks like "Child molester" defined

[SuperDookieness6000]

i think he meant Pedobear

[Unite420]

Sorry Pee-Wee Chester, I don't think Bigfoot had eaten some Shrooms & Played with U..

[conantheking]

Only in America, that's why I love you guys.

[TheMeeeeeee7]

i hope bigfoot is the nickname o the guy who rapes you in jail perve

[johnoshaugh]

leave kids alone, that's not hard to understand..... afraid to pick on people your own age?

zero tolerance 4 this sh*t

[FewL4no1]

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, cuz bigfoot molestin everybody up in here!

[Sp33dyD3m0n]

No dude, that wasn't Bigfoot. It was just your uncle in a gorilla costume with a hole cut out of the groin.

[1simion1989]

Gay

[TheLegendoftheWest]

I'm sueing the Unicorn for taking an apple right out of my hand. My lawyer, El Chupacabra is on my side!

[MrRedbear1961]

It's what you get for stealling his jerkey....lmao.

[mugwamp4]

i thought the sleazy bank manager at the start was the molester..

[catsage2]

i didn't know the geek was gay

[alamaxout]

how the heck did i get here from King of the hill????

[theone225]

20 Years in jail because of his sexual preference!

[boltjet135]

@theone225 on young lads? are you insane to think that the man should be let free

[theone225]

@theone225 Not set free, but 20 YEARS of his life! for something that he can't control. He's not gay, he's not bi, he's not straight... He likes kids. No-one can control their sexual preference. Obviously we know it's wrong, but 20 years is soooooo extreme.

[seg162]

@theone225 That's not the point. He tried to solicit 13-year old boys on the internet.

[Polydynamix]

@theone225 20 years in jail for trying to fuck children. His "sexual preference" was children. So you're saying if my sexual preference was $100 bills stolen from the bank, I would be within' my right to rob a bank so I could fuck the currency?

[theone225]

@Polydynamix Did he fuck the boys?

[Polydynamix]

@theone225 no because they stopped him first. That was his intent tho. Even if he didn't fuck them, he influenced their minds, causing confusion that will screw them up for the rest of their lives.

[theone225]

@Polydynamix Not sure why you think 20 years in prison is right for someone who likes kids. Imagine if we didnt like gays. Imagine if a gay guy spoke to a str8 to try to fuck him. Does he deserve a sentence??? I do agree that fucking kids is wrong, especially if they wre under 10 or so. But studies have even shown that kids over 12 have complete control over their sexuality, sex mindset and sexual preference. Not saying its right, but 20 years for a mans sexual preference is so stupid of us!

[Polydynamix]

@theone225 It's not illegal to prefer children, it's just illegal to act on that. Adults are different, they are old enough to make wrong decisions but at least are informed of the consequence. Children are naturally going to do things they don't really want to, because it's an adult, maybe their own dad wasn't around or something. They are prey, which makes him a predator- which is not a good thing.

[MrLordilover]

I guess bigfoot has more to hide than we thought...

[BanThisChannel]

finally, more people are coming forward. i am not the only one that has been sexually abused by a mythical creature.

[robertsfunny1995]

Molested by bigfoot? That sounds like something from a movie, especially the part where nobody believes him.

[stickmedia1]

holy hell im staying out of newhampshr!!

[Eragarev]

Snickers!?

hahahahhah!!!!

[WhiteWolf1088]

I'm thinking it was a drunk guy in an apesuit that molested him?

[mdl80271]

bigfoot from the howard stern show lives in new hampshire...

[whatanightmare1]

OK...I have heard it all now...this fool is gonna think a whole bunch of Bigfoots has had a hold of his ass in prison!

[LIBERTYDOGG77]

I had a 3 way with the tooth fairy and easter bunny one time!

[deceiver123m]

@LIBERTYDOGG77 you just gave me an idea for the next big porno hit!

[killer53269]

@LIBERTYDOGG77

yup yup

[TheCamelHumps]

@LIBERTYDOGG77 You think thats cool? the loch ness gave me a rimjob.

[Paperism1ne]

cos he raped baby boy big foot.. dad got him back

[ubit397]

The Loch Ness Monster tried to pick me up once. He wanted to get me drunk and he promised me expensive gifts, but I thought it best to just walk away.

[JapanForSale]

LMAO at his fucking mugshot.

[KottLoom]

If they catch the bigfoot hes gonna say he raped the human child molester cause he himself was anally probed by gang of aliens. 

[MattyTheJet]

@KottLoom And when they get caught they're going to say "We were raped by our scout master, Santa Claus!"

[MrKangaroo69]

@KottLoom where then the aliens say that they too were raped by young human boys. PARADOX!?!?!

[ZACKnirvana]

@KottLoom and the gang of aliens were raped by stephen hawking.

[IIHelloKittyRawRII]

@ZACKnirvana There for Stephen Hawking was molested by Miley Cyrus

[halburd1]

@IIHelloKittyRawRII hawking is a moron, he was out hiking when a lad and molested by a bigfoot. bigfoot humped him so viciously it crippled him.

[sprcrzy]

he looks like a deformed , redneck bubbles from the trailer park boys

[WTFgod72]

...if big foot lives in NH (w00t) then why would he leave for virginia? they have no sex there

[WTFgod72]

yes i was being immature (intentionally)

[wheelmanstan]

Possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[TheChoko777]

27 people got raped by bigfoot

[KingOfFreeWorld]

@TheChoko777

GOD DAMN, I almost died laoughing LMAO

[adamf02]

Bigfoot raped me too...

[Gyyrh]

@warlordgorgutz1 Nice XD

[ToeBaby76]

Yup he must be off his meds for Real! Was there physical exam or rape kit?

[FriendlyMushroomx3]

Lol..... that is all

[xtazy115]

did he just say he brought Snickers?

my reaction to this vid was was the same as those 2 from 0:26 to 0:30 togheter XD

[EquitationChampion]

@xtazy115

noo hahaha the story that big foot molested him brought snickers....laughs.

[HereBeSTEVE]

just some crazy white trash that smoked a little to much of that good stuff

[explosmlolguy]

Lol his lawyer, "I take him very seriously because he has problems."

[MEXiCan8890]

he looks like the medic

[guny12]

if he's saying he got raped by bigfoot. then can i be called santa?

[PumaSew]

Bigfoot = Pedobear

[Duon05706]

that wasn't bigfoot, your dad's just really hairy

[DRmoofa]

i don't think that was big foot i think it was pedobear

[3HDPS]

typical white guy

[nyihead]

@3HDPS lol kill yourself racist

[Gyyrh]

@3HDPS Racism is frowned upon.

[tibb1man2]

@3HDPS typical white guy fuk u ur a typical blak guy how does that feel

[3HDPS]

@tibb1man2

im not even black you racist cunt.

[tibb1man2]

@3HDPS racistst? ur the racist 1 sayin that typical white ppl r crazy so ye go fuk urself cockstain

[3HDPS]

@tibb1man2

fuck off racist

[tibb1man2]

@3HDPS im dun arguing with you ur immature

[mr28Lugs]

mythological creature??? is there proof that bigfoot doesnt exist?

[randommagnum]

Bigfoot, the creature that molests the molesters...

Justice!

Move over, Bubba...

[hempartist420]

why are they concealing his face? they gave his name and I'm pretty sure no one else at that police department has that fat a head

[Elvisfancilla79]

wtfffffffffff

[TheFunnyman244]

AHAHAHA new levels of retards and comedy

[kingsalar1]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[xxKaylaJewlersxx]

HAHAHA!!!

[kiatonasy]

What's next..unicorns?

[myastroflight]

His Daddy wore a monkey suit!

[murphth]

@myastroflight AHAHAHAHAH!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!­H!H!H!H!H!HHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAH­!!!!

[pimptastic13]

...Well we'll send Bigfoot a summons to court on those grounds...but until then, you're gonna be Bubba's new shower bitch.

[StraightEdgeReviews]

Michael Jackson was in the bigfoot costume :-)

[ReneeJacksonx]

@StraightEdgeReviews not funny stupid asshole!! FUCK U!

[StraightEdgeReviews]

@ReneeJacksonx Aww did Michael Jackson molest you too i'm sorry that's why your upset hugs to you

[ReneeJacksonx]

@StraightEdgeReviews your sad!!! Get A Life!!

[philosufferer]

Agree with SamFungi. 20 years is criminal... I'm not supporting child molestation here. But a crime uncommitted? No one murdered? The system does not seem to be working quite right.

[xXxM0nteNegr0xXx]

Once again, the legendary Big Foot deflowers a mans anus.

[SumFungi]

I'm sure even Bigfoot would be outraged by what the guy was ATTEMPTING to do, but 20 years? Really? You don't get 20 years for murder, but this guy got it for an ATTEMPT? I'm with most of you on the fact that these creeps are heinous, but for the gov. to be able to lock someone up for 20 years on ATTEMPTING to commit a crime without a weapon, physical contact, or someone getting drugged, is b.s. i don't care who it is. Today a mentally ill pedo, tomorrow the guy who criticizes them in his blog?

[smokintheblaze]

Bigfoot seduced this guy with snickers? LOL! And the Pedobear tried seducing me with his honey.

[wolfstev76]

thank you judge

[rasputinsloved1]

And the Lock Ness monster kidnapped me and kept me in a box under his bed for seven years. And I'm the love child of a space alien.

[sallymaggiespotty]

Lying bastard, bigfoot is celibate.

[DarkMurazo]

I was also violated by big foot. He used the horn off his unicorn to sodomize me. That bastard big foot! He said he'd call...

[FartPoper11]

i molested an ampttee and got away with it

and my dad molested me when i was 17

i kind of enjoyed it

[coleboy44andAhalf]

@FartPoper11 oh

um.. just

just no

[goonerdotcom]

The funny/ironic thing is this dude is probably doing to be molested by one big black big foot after another for the next 20 years.

[eyesore1978]

I believe him too...3 years ago I was at a pool party and the Lochness Monster slipped something into my drink...for 2 weeks I was pulling scales out of my ass and to this day everytime I fart it smells like fish

[dkbm95]

Me too bro , i thought i was the only one :(

[masterman3178]

big foot be out here raping everybody so hide yo kids hide your wife and hide yo husbands.

[hardedge71]

@masterman3178

FAB lol absolutely FAB. "We gonna fiiind you Bigfoot"

[ericdisney1]

@masterman3178 HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[SamSamProductions]

@masterman3178 boy if you said that round mah parts' youd get a slap up sida da head and thatd be it if you were lucky

[masterman3178]

@SamSamProductions Im not your boy but your mama sure is my bitch

[SamSamProductions]

@masterman3178 you best be watching your tongue or ill suck your dick

[RebirthWoWGuild]

@masterman3178 cause they be rapin err'body awt'eer

[ZuCo91SrBiJa]

@masterman3178 we gon find that homeboy!

[Edawg649]

Pedofoot

[Lipsandass]

People scare me nowdays................

[sublime88sublime]

your honor.... i have chosen to represent my self. it is simple really, the reason i molest children is because, I myself was molested many moons ago. you may be asking yourself.."self, who was this man molested by?" well let me tell you folks, i was molested, IN THE ASS may i add, by the one, the only bigfoot. yes i know it is hard to believe that i survived the ordeal, but let me tell you this, he has a HUGE cock. in closing, i am going to be murdered in prison, and rapped repeatedly.....

[Lipsandass]

@sublime88sublime Hey, that was a pretty good story! Is it true!!!??

[MrIceGuy]

@sublime88sublime HA! I was thoroughly entertained by this. Well done!

[yoneyo87]

@sublime88sublime Thank you so much for you humor in your comment I this was one of the best laughed I have had in a long time..........good job buddy......

[robertsfunny1995]

@sublime88sublime Why would being molested cause you to molest someone?

[sublime88sublime]

@robertsfunny1995 revenge, retaliation, vengance, getting equal. but why are you asking me that? you should ask the molester

[robertsfunny1995]

@sublime88sublime How is that getting equal? Bigfoot molested him, not the kids.

[sublime88sublime]

@robertsfunny1995 yea, bigfoot molested him. so that is a minus 1. then he molested a kid, so that is plus 1 for him

[Eileen2k]

Blaming on myths fail.

xD

[coughmist]

the best part is that Darryl Wells, Stafford County Detective, is in the shadows so you can't see his face... Oh you.

[MrWrestlingGuy2010]

@coughmist

He must have been attacked by Bigfoot too

[LuckyIzzy659]

LMAO! He does have mental issues

[jetpoweredgriffin]

@LuckyIzzy659

I think that was the defense's plan...

[LuckyIzzy659]

@jetpoweredgriffin Perhaps, but i mean look at his face. he even looks mental. =/

who knows

[jetpoweredgriffin]

@LuckyIzzy659

No doubt-

I just figure he was running scared and was desperate to not go find out what happens to child molesters in prison.

However,maybe he believes it.

Only God knows.

Peace,

-g

[g3t2th3c0993r]

hey mister big foot dont touch me there daddy you guna get it now dadadadadadadadadadaddaaaaaaaa tickel tickle tickle yea big dick stuck in me and then he said if i didnt get him little kds to fuck he would fuck all the towns ppl in dee ass im a locale hero now let me go i go5t fucked in the ass weres my bribed for the judege oh also he put a thong and tits on my head he said he was from the movey little nickey and said he loves men now

[bakkerrich1979]

American DNA is shit.

[FlamingLavaOwl]

@bakkerrich1979 dude your DNA is shit.

[MagnusRulerHardt]

I was raped by Bigdick.

[Lipsandass]

@MagnusRulerHardt AHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHHH!

[slim0128]

maybe he was molested by a big hairy guy... or a clean cut guy in a big foot costume... or maybe he was high on xanax and went to the zoo fell in the gorilla pit got his asshole demolished and cant recollect what happened fully due to the xanax so he blames it on big foot.... or hell maybe hes fuckin nuts idk

[IAMtheNewWorldOrder]

Am I watching a video from AP or from The Onion?

[MrRyansangel]

are u fucking kidding me?

[WoopsyDudes]

I got spanked by a ewok last week so i believe him!

[WoopsyDudes]

I got spanked by e ewok last week so i believe him!

[WisdomOfTheHeart123]

Prosecutor: "Mr. Morrell, u were raped by a bigfoot?? Does that mean u deny touching these womens' private parts??"

Defendant: "Yes sir i do! I was trying to remove the invisible little Elves that are invading our bodies! There's one up my butt now, see for yourself !!"

[CosmicKush420]

Sick fuck, hope he has a fun time getting his teeth kicked in and raped every night in jail

[Squall178]

tricky bastard..no one can withstand the heat of a tasyty snickers

[CapitanKurosaki]

BIG FOOT WAS FRAMED!!!!

its all smokey's doing!!!!