Jesus I Will survivor

[MrGDSTFU]

LMAO. why can't people take a joke? and why are Muslims watching Jesus videos?

[shahrifaith23]

@MrGDSTFU because jesus is one of the muslim Prophet the messenger of god, do your reseach

[shahrifaith23]

@shahrifaith23 research*

[MrGDSTFU]

@shahrifaith23 i'm an athiest. maybe that's why i think this is so funny.. but the point is, why can't people take a joke? religious people want to have their views, but when it comes to other peoples views they can't stand it. religion is a pathetic form of deceiving your brain into making your life less pathetic, shame it's failed

[DingoDawg100]

Funny, until he got hit, you should have continued it on instead of killing him....

[JihanBelkova]

i'm muslim tooo , please remove this videoo :s

[bettybooplolfunny123]

@JihanBelkova i think 

[stasdu01]

lol shrek

[stasdu01]

lol

[alimonionionionio]

I am an athiest, and this video is funny, because its just fucking funny, Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all would have had a sense of humor, because if we really are all made in god's image, then god is one funny fucker. Peace

[Sime4e1]

ALAX IS GAY !

[NB5BHVL]

I could watch this a billion times lmao ....That's why he was hung on the cross, To keep him outta the damn street from running in front of buses 

[tuerkismafia7]

Jesus hat jaa 6pack hahhhahaha

[benwrigley91]

nappy victim!!!!

[DJCROM2011]

i am a christian and that was funny....gain a fucking sense of humor

[bleachfan32ser]

LOLOLOL Christians and muslism shitstorm incoming !

[TheRebuja]

May God forgive u for this act in Jesus name

[johannkong]

you fucking dick head who ever post this video.

[myrollandbuzz]

this is not funny.. pls learn to respect other religion.. there are many funny things you can laugh off but this one.. juat too much.

[MURATAVAN23]

im MUSLIM,AND YOU SON OF A BITCH IMPERIALIST DOGS,JESUS IS GREAT PROPHET AND A HOLY HUMAN,HOW CAN YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF PROPHET?DON't YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT OR RELIGIOUS?YOU ARE TOTALLY SON OF A BITCH...PORKIES

[MrFoster20]

you are *****!!!!! bad biatch

[CandozMovies]

I'm not Muslim or whatever, but... please learn to have a fkn laugh sometimes. Oh yes, peace

[starkyliam]

@CandozMovies That's like saying "have a laugh at yourself why you're suffering on your deathbed" ...there's some things that people take seriously, bro. just saying, no offense to yourself.

[TheGoldenArmor]

Muslims Love Jesus too

[DiverseTea]

Religion is the cause of all evils

[Chevymann09]

omg people need to learn how to take a joke and shut up

[WAT3Rman100]

Your a fag whoever made this

Rot in hell bitch

[pimpmohsinpimp]

fuckin jews

[q8unique85]

this is a shame هذا عار

[Swanthasd]

Stupids! u got birth by dogs u m.fkrs ?

[JustinBTheBitch]

Cynx you know? your so suck and bitch too beacause i dont care about your religion but you suckk!!l

[WastefulProductions]

I have to say, the muslims bitching about this need to stop being PUSSYS. And guess who got killed, Bin Laden, so shut the fuck up.

[sKaYj2]

@WastefulProductions Lol yeah because Muslims all revered him as a legend of Islam and we all accepted him didn't we?...

First of all, even Bin Laden was dead, it was an act against terrorism, not Islam... Infact your argument is so invalid and illogical it depresses me and sends me into morbidity about the future of our kind...

[xy274]

He actually got hit by a bus?

[nukri156]

Man , i am Buddhist ! i am sad to see that people disrespect on religions . Respect Buddah!Respect Jesus ,Respect hindu gods,Respect Allah ! Respect religions .And remove this video ! Am not obsessed with religions.but you should respect individuals .(Buddah,Jessus,prophet muhammad,Abraham and moses are creators of those religions.Respect individuals.because at one time they all were human beings) Respect!

[YamiHadiyya]

I'm Muslim and yes, Jesus is our prophet...but this is entertainment, people. Getover it. It's funny :) Have a sense of humor!

[shabbirshah33]

I M MUSLIM V CANT DO DIS, BCOZ JESUS IS OUR PROPHET, SO REMOV IT, ITS CRISTAIN MAK FUN OF ISLAM AS MUCH DEY CAN, BUT DEY DONT NO, DIS MAK US MOR STRONGER AN BELIEAVABLE OF ISLAM

[toooooooooota1]

REMOVE THE VIDEOOO!!!!!! :@@

[krinkmarker]

im a mexican and i find this fuuny

[lucifer3399]

I am Muslim and what the fuck is this

[malek975]

I Am Muslim And in Islam We Believe Jesus And We Respect Jesus And You Have To Remove This Video ....Show Some Respect .

[brickwahl66]

If you find the video offensive dont watch it, quite simple actually. I know it isnt very funny but that doesnt matter.

[GuhlamAhmed]

i m Muslim ..i m here to request you kindly remove this video please i will be very thankful of you

[1osos1]

if you guys relieze that all the thumbs up for this videos comments are in muslims comment ,,,,, thats because we trully believe that GOD (ALLAH) is always with us an will support us whatever happens

but , believe me ,, the person who uploaded or created this video will wish he never did so.

I AM NOT BEING RACIST BUT REALLY LETS NOT MESS UP WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S RELIGIONS AND HAVE SOME PEACE !!

[thesosowawa]

im muslim and i hate this video because i well not be happy if any body make fun of our PROPHET

[Dusty2194]

@thesosowawa  You also hate Christians, Jews, women, feminists, atheists, scientists, Darwinists, children all non muslims, gays, westerners, and life in general, You best goal is to die for allah so go for it you won't be missed you are just another hater

[ARCHANGELEVOLUTION]

fuck this video the fucking guy looks like obama

[mangozumo]

got im...

[MrAdilAasher]

kindly remove this video i here by request you please please consider my request

[upqn]

i'm Muslim and i don't like that, Jesus is prophet we must respect him

[Perching1]

@upqn it's a joke, calm down...

[thesosowawa]

you are rite islam teach us Morality

[babygirl226677]

@upqn i agree my friend is muslim and its lik rlly rude ur right

[AM77Punk]

@upqn

Islam,Christiaity,Both are to be mocked for being extremely retarded

[JustinBTheBitch]

@upqn

your so so so so good pirson all the christian gonna respect you too!!l

[skinnyshit8888]

@upqn i thought muslims respected alah or they get killed!

[Dusty2194]

@upqn ....you big fat liar the koran says to KILL Christians, that's why I burned a koran

[upqn]

@Dusty2194 u should read Quran before u put your judge about it, and if u right that Quran says to kill Christians I want u to prove that, and i want u to see this video ^_^ /watch?v=CWx3o6DbtHY

[Dusty2194]

@upqn  SURI 9:5 liars all of you

[Romanflight]

FUCK YOU. respect that. Camel fucker.

[Pruanie2Foreverr]

@upqn mohammed is a faggot

[upqn]

@Pruanie2Foreverr HA HA HA okay don't cry little RAT !!

[acr0man]

@upqn your muslim jesus isn't your prophet so calm your balls im christian and i laugh at this its a joke so chill

[ahmedimran5524]

@acr0man lol he is our prophet...we wouldnt call him our prophet if he wasnt our prophet stupid!

[gggaaa112]

@acr0man but in our book "Quran says" that we must respect other religions and jesus is prophet ... we cant laugh on him ... prophet means better than me n' U .... and ummm ... you said it's a joke ( o.O strange ) on ur religion . can u make jokes on the main religion on the prophet ( jesus) this realy somthing > > as a muslim i just found it >> weird <<... hmm okay ... sorry 4 my bad english ... peace ^_^ and respect

[D4VERD4NN]

@upqn Fuck your prophet and jesus, this is humour !

[MrStewietheking]

Fuck YOUtube, fucking copyrights. This vid was posted FREE, it was viewed FREE i don't think there is any reason to remove the audio

[WeSpoofify]

lolololololololol. i love being athiest. getta laugh at this stuff. :'D

[rhurley6]

this dude looks more like bin lodin than the other

[bestes4ever1]

dude your mentaly fucked up

[shadowofears]

I am a Muslim but that video is offensive..Please learn to respect others feelings..Hv Peace!

[Zusko94]

@shadowofears Your a muslim therefore you have no rights, sorry, cant hear you lalalalalalalala

[1HumanKind]

@shadowofears

the instant your bullshit toxic myth books and your ignorant insistence on them stops poisoning my species and Ghaia, you will have shown respect for others.

Happened yet? No?

then shut up.

[shadowofears]

@1HumanKind No I always respect others opinions and BTW i am not that Religious Hv Peace!

[4Dmetricology]

@shadowofears

peace and all good things

[shitkamu56]

who made this really fucks..

[SMJC100]

At all people who say bad words you are included here because Jesus dont say bad words think about that =(

[itjac1986]

very good , Yeshu is a men really.......He isn`t  son of god

[shadownite45]

@FreedomResistance you idiot, this is a christian video

[FreedomResistance]

@shadownite45

LOL, Jesus is part of Islam as well.

[shadownite45]

@FreedomResistance Yes, but they say that he was NOT the christ

[FreedomResistance]

@shadownite45

Religions.. LOL

[shadownite45]

@FreedomResistance I know right??

[FreedomResistance]

@shadownite45

Mm

[maxkamee]

nice video

[Canibalo]

Am I the only one who found this a little amusing? Not only the video, but the comments as well.

[n100479]

pls block this video,,,,,

[n100479]

fuck who make this video,,,,,u dont know  what u are doing 2 our God,,,

[Tigerik1]

When are they gonna nail this guy?

[iamoklia]

why would anyone play and make shame and fun of Jesus like this? You are bad.

[sian3ammu]

@iamoklia because this guy is total looser, a fag, and high

[TheELADITSA]

@iamoklia JUST LIKE JEWS DON'T LIKE ANTI SEMITISM  WE CHRISTIANS FEEL THIS IS ANTICHRIST WORKING AGAINST US.

[SupaMowokan]

I'm muslim and I found this vid. very offensive to the prophet Jesus (peace be upon him), you have to respect all the prophets of God, don't listen to the devil, his wish is to take us with him to hell

[TSKViper]

where is the sound?

[NUJOOM18]

1-Where in the bible did Jesus claim to be god?

2-Where in the bible did Jesus ask to be worshipped?

3-Where did Jesus say I am God Manifested in flesh?

4-Where did Jesus mention the original sin?

5-Where did Jesus say I am the God the Son?

6-Where did Jesus say that I am God the Word?

7-Where did Jesus say I am the Second God in Trinity?

[TheCrampz]

@NUJOOM18 read the bible and you'll find you're answers but don't skim through it.

[SupaMowokan]

@TheCrampz I was deist before, I believed in God but I had no religion, I've done some research on the two great monotheists religions on earth, Christianity and Islam, and I found a lot of mistakes in the Bible and in Christianity generaly, then I read the Qur'an and I found a lot of scientifics prooves that the prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) couldn't know without God's help... so I choosed Islam.

[TheCrampz]

@SupaMowokan Good choice my friend the bible can suck it.

[pakistheshit]

these poeple should be beheeaded

[hapibth0pel3ss]

I know this is meant to be funny, but in a way its really disrespectful. Not only to Jesus but to the people who have faith in him, Im one of those people but im not going to get angry and bent out of shape about it. But there are some people who will not take this lightly.

[te507]

sad video why you make this for your own god..you are sad.

[aniskhan257]

that is jesus ok

[NnIiCcKkLl]

@ducko141 u twat it is funny

[grzepek1]

żałosne

[entureboy01]

Not funny ;(

[ducko141]

dont disrespect jesus u fucking faggity bastard il kik da head of ya

[theaquaboss]

To all the guys who watch this video, Muslims or others, this is a work of a person who does not believe in any religion, and we do not have to be angry on such type of videos, you tube needs to block this video as they disabled the sound. May Allah give them Hidaya.

[Rockwooddevil]

Selam from Macedonia FUCK The Uploader of This Video Hes Fucking Son of Prostitute i will Bury This son of Bitch

[TheRajamaharaja]

one who made this video is a mother fucker. Jesus A.S was a great Prophet and the world is waiting for His (a.s) return. I m also a muslim. Youtube should remove this video. Its insult of our beloved Prophet...!

[talabanrocks]

Jesus was prophet of God . Muslim can't do that.

[saranghebhai]

I agree to (axmedik1989) I'm a muslim too.

[brunavani233]

That is very bad yo....not funny!

Religion is something that we have to respect doesn't matter what you believe in. They should remove this video!!!!!

[meuhmeuhdotcom]

jesus is a so funny guy always trying to make unreal things like walk on water..

he's my favorite superhero ever.

[invisible417]

dumb

[jackstonellable]

this is jeasus

[axmedik1989]

I`m a muslim also, so that i hate all of movies against muslims, jews, and christian, and their prophet, Moosa, Davud, Jesus, Mohammed and every other prophets are the prophets of God, and all of the people, So God bless u my christian, and muslim brothers

[superrejectboy]

may jesus forgive all haters to him and the personne who made the video if hes christian he should eve thought about aploading it before uploading it first and if hes muslim also the same thong and if he muslim thats being rasist in a relion way

[talabanrocks]

@superrejectboy Jesus was prophet of God . Muslim can't do that.

[talabanrocks]

@superrejectboy we Muslim ppl believe that Jesus was prophet of God . Muslim can't do that.

[badcoII]

only in cali..

[XsweetChick17]

zal

[hassansardarshan]

stupid video.

[mubibibi]

Hey Am A Muslim, muslim belived that jesus is one of the prophet of GOD so why the fuck is this bullshit Video.

[LittleMinxes]

that wasnt funny.

[stringakias18]

lol...jesus...this is b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t

[sione97]

what bad has Jesus done for you my friend

[generatorium]

sorry but this video is simply not funny

[DONALHOUTI]

the machine killed our god !!!

[777bam777]

lmao that was fucking funny when he gets hit with the bus hahahah!

[mayikof2008]

One peice of SHIT FUCKER MADE this video and a few more PIECES OF SHIT FUCKERS laugh at it....

[OsamaBinLadens]

shuttup you creationist bastard

[TheZeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

يلي سوا الفيديو حقير وخنزير

[mrlolburgers]

lolz i bet thts wht actually happend but with a horse even tho he and g-o-d didnt even egsist

[acc1x]

if u make this with allah all muslim will cry

[heithem2]

how about i shuv my dick up your mouth that will make you cry bicth

[nurto12345666]

how abut you put your dick inside you ass

hole bitch

[4BICCHI]

Muslim will not CRY because we don't make shit like you did for your so called GOD Jesus -This is call Christianity hahahahaaaaa Signing in the Church

[NUJOOM18]

@acc1x because we know the value of allah! juses is just a human been created by God!

[MrDrakulaS]

@NUJOOM18 Allah and God are the same you smart ass we just have a diffrent kind of believe in them. Because our books say diffrent things.

The friends of Jezus changed Bible after he got killed.

[SupaMowokan]

@MrDrakulaS I disagree, we don't believe in the same thing anymore, since they said that God the Almighty, Creator of all things had a son with one of His creature, that's BLASPHEMY, they're insulting God everyday by calling Him the father (aroudoubillah). But you said something correct, the Evangil is from God but they changed It ... so now it don't deserve to be called like it, for me the Bible is just a simple book, written by men, with no proof and a lot of mistakes.

[MrDrakulaS]

@acc1x We Muslims believe in Jesus to and we like him.

Hes a Prophet and we have to love him just like Muhammed so shut up with your sht. The Quran is the new version of Bible.

[1smoshfan1]

this is so disrespectful

[nickandbristudios]

who the fuck cares

[PaleSparten]

ROFL MY COPTER!!!!!!!!!!!

[99theboo]

NOT FUNNY. no respect to God, ppl are gonna go to hell for this.

[PaleSparten]

LOL!!!!!!!

[nickandbristudios]

who the fuck cares

[Scadipippen]

god fan boys ftl

[bascompany14]

LOL

[G92Terran]

lol "ur going to hell for watching this video? NO? No, only if u die laughing at this video your going to hell. LOL

[KatiaPeachAndMario]

ha ha ha still funny with no sound.

I saw this video last year with sound!!!!!

[pajonk1979]

Ale kicha z blokadami.Buuuuuuuu!!!

[lukeskywalkerrules]

lol

[chazisin]

[I'm religious.] if you are going to hell then i'm going with you because that shit was funny hahahaha.

[pompey714]

I'm not religious no one bit. But that was not fanny.

[IPT1994]

It's not fanny, it's funny. =D

[JinMaker]

WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 5 million stars AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH awesome great vid men awesome great vid haha

[TheGiraffeCami]

Omg lol!

That is hilarious!

Nice vid! xP

[painteddevil95]

Your going to hell :D, funny vid !

[MRx36000]

caras é so uma piada !!

[ArashBikhoda]

why aren't Muslims outraged by this insult to prophet Jesus?

[slypito]

shut de fk u guys. dis jst a joke

[jonasbrotherscutie1]

you fuckin bastered bitch!!!!

[kneecoolerz]

umm kinda stupid ya...

[jeffrey15shadow]

Very nice vid! LOL

[deadguy1996]

o o oo i can sstop yealing from the llol

[143yoyoy]

u r such a DISRESPECTFUL person.......n im sure that u r UNEDUCATED too u cant make fun of any religion

[LettersToTheDead]

dude...fuck off, you can't take a joke so DIE AND BURN IN HELL!