FF7 - Tifa's Goods

[lovelylittlevulpix]

In all honesty, I'm relieved that they were talking about melons, and let me tell you why;

Look at Barret's hands, they're HUGE! If he had intended to squeeze Tifa's breasts like we though he did, he probably could've easily crushed them like a grape. I was getting scared at first. 0_0

[pwee2892]

well AT LEAST you didn't make them watermelons...

[vermillionrasengan]

i saw this coming

[SORA5550]

O_o

mas te valia barret :D

[animegrl171]

lmao at Barret.

[blackcharizard1000]

lol

[link008628]

84 people have brains

[squallcloud101]

how do u make those videos

[JESOKIAH12]

LOL !

[SonicCloud7]

:)

[vanadiumd]

my mom was in the other room listening to this... O_O

[dafranx]

I would squeeze Tifa's melons(boobs) for firmness, titty-fuck her, and then give her a pearl necklace.

( o )(  o )

[Eddygangsta330]

U Bastard Barret u had ur chance to touch boobs again and u failed even worse it was Tifa. Really Tifa i would touch them that simple

[KyrilXIV]

@TheReaverOfDarkness I thought it would be her boots myself.

[dpnjdevils666]

@ImmaCloudStrife I pity da foo...

[MrApophis]

I WILL RAPE TIFA IN THE EYE AFTER I BURN HER CORPSE FOR NOT BELIEVING IN ALLAH

[WhiteBuddha]

@MrApophis  lolwut

[striker0]

@MrApophis Wow, really?

I see we have another religious nutjob on the run.

[TheReaverOfDarkness]

I thought he was talking about her gloves

[ImmaCloudStrife]

Nigga stole my melons.

[slumpgamer]

in the first part of the video i was like 0_o.

[danny5357]

... facepalm

[E1SUNZ]

lool

[izlude2]

She's lucky she isn't blond xD

[GarySpatzScam]

@izlude2 lol didn't you know? black guys go after blonds AND asians xD she's still unlucky...

[wellaUK]

MMM I DO LIKE MY MELONS

[brocky70]

Barret: " I do Love My Melons"

Like Watermelons? Is that a Racist Joke?

THAT"S INAPPROPRIATE!!!!!

[serenadesilhout]

@brocky70 stop overanalyzing. Its intended as a pun

[brocky70]

@brocky70 I know its a pun, I just wanted an excuse to quote FF7-Chocolate!

[devilslayer45]

@brocky70 No. Their weren't watermelon so it doesn't count. jk

[DarsisxThel]

@brocky70 Blame nintendo!

wait what?

Danm it bobba fet!

[brocky70]

@DarsisxThel wut?

[DarsisxThel]

@brocky70 just blame nintendo or bobba fet for everything

[MinyPiggy]

They sound like the voices from Xin

[SteamTMH]

Just a good movie. Very impressive joke. It resembles me Reid's words: "I'm not interested in things that don't fill my stomach" (TOD2) =)

[missnintendochick]

Lol! I was expecting that! :)

[ZenDeividdo]

Why does Barret sound like Duke Nukem?

[LinkMaster1711]

Hahaha, well DUUUH They're the best!

[YamiTomoshibi]

Ah, you gotta love Tifa. Sweet, slutty Tifa!

[Zero2o1o]

I thought he was talking about her boobs!

[JustiHappy]

UUU xDDD

[LordKudisk]

I do love my melons!

[dragonson04]

@LordKudisk yes, and she likes her melons....

[zangetsu00700]

tifa might be a whore, BUT A F#####G SEXY ONE AT THAT!!! XD

[dnaivnae]

........um, it was funny

[AwesomeCloudBuster]

dilly dully shilly shally :o

[GanonSlayer225]

Giggity Giggity Goo

[steelhacker3]

O_o

[CinnabonChan]

Tifa dresses like a whore, and she still has to fish for compliments?

[videogamenostalgia]

Of course Barret would like melons...

[rizer912]

lol, whut? who else thought that from a mile away

[xxrawrzmeloveyouxx]

Tifa is such a whore!

[ninjadude1021]

@xxrawrzmeloveyouxx dude....she was made this way....I wonder if Cloud caught something from her

[ElegeantFencer]

Tifa: (Damn, I thought he meant my BOOBS) *sigh*

[Wandered1441]

I assume this was after Tifa accidentally blew up Cloud in the gondola.

[Chernobog2]

68 people don't like Tifa's nice, firm melons.

[GigaBahamut]

BIG JUICY MELONS!!!

[TheSHADDYS]

BARRET IS KINDA LIGHT BROWN

[shadowandbowser22]

Wow.... sike

[guitarsANDcars39]

ARGHH!!!!!!!!!

[IsStuPid1]

109th time watching it!!!!!!

[JenovaMember]

Tifa was talking about her boobs... But Barret wasn't!! XD

[lightkanna]

I totally didn't expect that. XDD

[RamenBooy9]

Well who saw something like that coming? Anyone?

[NefariousDreary]

I think Tifa was actually referring to her boobs because she kept looking at her chest and posing XD.......

[Laurelindo]

@NefariousDreary Besides it would be pretty strange to "brag" about two random melons lying on the table.

"I don't mean to brag, but I did find two nice melons today!"?

[NefariousDreary]

@Laurelindo ?.......

[MrLunitunz]

Barret's blacker than that.

[Joeybsmooth]

What do you think .. was going when cloud was away.

[UndefeatedMe]

@Joeybsmooth No, no no.... No frigging way! That's impossible............. She was with Yumi when cloud was away! Geez! Lol XD JK JK

[darkninja0200]

Hmmm Barret and Melons. Did anyone else but me pick up that racist joke.

[Joeybsmooth]

@darkninja0200

That is thinking about things WAAAAAAAAAAY to hard.

[fantasycoproduction]

@darkninja0200 explain the barrett and melons racist joke to me plz

[darkninja0200]

@fantasycoproduction Well the racist joke there is that black people love melons.

[LoveNoteProjects]

@fantasycoproduction the black person has an oppinion....thats apparently the jk...

[evoracer86]

HAHA I'm not the only one who thought he was going to touch Tifa's boots? LOL

[SuperEvilduck]

wasn't the thing about the melons and Barret kinda racist ? :P just kidding

[Heavymetalgamer28]

@SuperEvilduck

They were not watermelons, so it was not technically racist, lol

[attitudepark]

i thought we was going to pop her chest :L

[ojon12389]

so do i barret, so do i...

[knightpnyou]

lol

[palindinX]

Me: *thinks*

Me: oops, sorry guys naughty thought...

[Superbloody888]

i thought he was going to grab her shoes..

[69NeoSephiroth]

... i though Barrett was better than that i know for my case i would have grabbed them! heh no really great video ^-^

[nidhi343]

Tifa: Ugh... Why do I try?!?

[FF7AerithYuffieTifa]

she has way bigger boobs than what is put in this video tho but same point receved

[musicsandgames]

LOL'd at my dirty mind XD

[hilogeta]

awwwww my dirty mind.

[BlueEye096]

I just knew there was something behind her!

[xXnmv0930Xx]

i wonder how Rude will react to this,

since he has a big crush on her..... O___o

[LeviathanRX]

@xXnmv0930Xx With bottled rage hidden behind dark sunglasses and a shiny head

[amazingonion]

haha

[Windman401]

XD it's like one of those "Do you have a sick mind test".....and of course I fail

[blackcharizard1000]

i like my melons :D

[freakofnature1974]

xD  lol

[GinjaNinjaNick]

In soviet russia, giant boobs grab you!!!

[TheEnjoiPandolin]

I would fuck Tifa in a Lockhart-beat

[guitarlord390]

I would shove my mini gun up her vagina

[kingdomlisa]

HAHAHA

[xavierbot]

two of barrets fingers whould kill her breasts

[mamaluigi123451]

Yoshi is hungry for melons GIVE'EM TO HIM!!!!!!!

[PrincessGarnetXVI]

she doesn't have large boobs in here though XD

[BanyStrife]

I thought he was talking bout her shoes =O

[Nakutofuka14]

@BanyStrife me too

[Kykle86]

@BanyStrife I thought he was talking about her gloves.

[ElusiveNight]

@BanyStrife haha, me too

[Username93611]

So stupid, it almost manages to be clever, but actually passes too far ahead and into the territory of stupidest gag ever.

[Scozzydav21]

Those melons just came out of nowhere xD

[tenks360]

@Scozzydav21 They were behind Tifa

[Scozzydav21]

@tenks360 They're too big to be behind Tifa

[tenks360]

@Scozzydav21 Not if they are positioned right.

[Scozzydav21]

@tenks360 How would she be able to hide them behind her back? i know her bra cup size is overwhelmingly huge but i dont think her waist is as big as that

[kensredemption]

@Scozzydav21

Her build is voluptuous, so she's got a bit of a leiway. Still sexy as hell though, I'll give her that.

[ipodxdude]

now for something completely different

[twinkies281]

i wanna grab her melons >:O

[nerdking731]

I actually thought that he was going to grope Tifa.

[andTheCreativist]

i pity the foo' who don't love his melons! >:-(

[cavad]

why tifa breast reduce in advent

[zex95966]

you know there are two melons behind tifa... i guess she was large enough to hide both of em =P

[snes06]

Mr.TwannaBe loves his melons, and milk too!

[drkcrstl]

barret sure loves his melons

[lukeyboy10001]

i have to admit in my foolish teens looking at tifa's tits especialy with the battle over pose lol!

[cavad]

@lukeyboy10001 ur not the only one lol XD i starting having wet dream of her

[Loneflufflywolf]

Damn man those actually are some big melons.

[oly355]

well, he choked for sure xD

mabe he understood his hands were not large enough for her sweeties xD

[sharmarkemaster]

Wooow....i did not expect that... :D

[zangetsu00700]

i wouldn't mind giving them a squeeze...n im talking about the real deal...

[manga595]

funny

[SonicRyan1992]

lol going from sexism to racism.

[Indomitable]

@SonicRyan1992 Upset for the fact that it is not a watermelon.

[SonicRyan1992]

@Indomitable oh, i'm not upset. i'm just seeing the double jokes.

[LeonHax0r]

XD Friggin roflmao!

[Gemini1251]

wow i did not expect that

[spitroastfor6]

extremely gay and unfunny

[Marki4231]

Ah I do love my melon

[iCABALi]

in the game they're much bigger than those fruit :D.

[EVSgDawg]

@iCABALi yes they are its kinda crazy like as big as ivys from soul cailbur

[kensredemption]

At least until Cloud milked them by Advent Children.

[TreystaFXATARIEN]

lol Melon

[lauser95]

may i squeeze them?

XD

[WorldWalker128]

At first I thought it meant one thing, then I lol'd.

Sometimes those "wut you thinkin bout' joke vids are annoyign, but this one was actually funny!

[DBZfan449]

after a few things that i was thinking >.>

i thought they were talking about her shoes lol

[cavad]

@DBZfan449 me too

[masterzelda101]

wow

[elliot708]

ok WTH wasnt expecting that lol

[supersonic2013]

first time iw as like [wait no he gona... YES HES GONA!...oh... bummer...] it was lame the first time but this is funny nao :)

[sasukeiscool14]

omg i really thought he was gonna do it XD

[john9blue]

they're bigger in game

[layger7]

@john9blue In Battle!

[waterking179]

@john9blue your right

[supershadow125]

i did not see that comeing i thought cloud would pop up and do something random

[ultimashadic]

HA! somehow just some how i saw that comin i just knew there was some melons somewhere in there

[blastorman1]

whoh... didnt that commin

[MegaDarkFlames]

first time i saw it i thought wtf!

[starrixnight]

ahahahaha

[Nidher1994]

*facepalm*

[olstar18]

No its *EPIC FACEPALM*

[jorden9k]

wow those melons look sweet

[deidaraismine4evr]

<_<' .. damn.. xD

[PhoenixHelix]

.................(Facepalm) xDD

[hobbes296]

These videos of yours are classic :P

Lol.

[rapidrainy]

lol watch how the melons get squeezed. lol.

[apapalonglong]

IT'S TIME TO GET SERIOS!!!

ಠ_ಠ

[Boardboi19]

Nice one

[BDamanChamp]

i like those melons too

[xBloodRedSandmanx]

tifa has some nice melons there

[mario4542]

god i've seen this somewhere before but i forget where!

[apapalonglong]

Newground? "all about random battles (easter egg)

[CloudMan502]

...WTF

[LuiBei1994]

LOL

[DualofChaos]

Barret + Tifa = Kobe Bryant

[ardeesonic]

MMM THOSE ARE SOME NICE MELONS.

[etoangfavoriteko]

Some People have been fooled in this video. Good thing I haven't!

[FallingMunkey]

ah you fucker lol

[ShadowSaberBaroxio]

We all know the only "goods" Barret wants are Cloud's... So says the date scene in the Gold Saucer.

[jaysds123]

And i thought Tifa was talking about her breasts LOL

[Zellig]

saying the black guy loves MELLONS way to be racist....

j/k this shit was funny as hell