THE PICKUP - Awkward Moments

[Youtubitiano]

CALIFORNIA ON PORTUGAL

[greengirllover]

girls don't poop?

[smbleite]

PORTUGAL :DDDD

best country ever!

[selraith123]

eu sou portugues :DDD

[inesteixeira93]

Portugal ^^

[sk8y4lifey]

make more awkward moment vidss

[theChamp1993]

At leasts she's ready for anal

[Herper96]

Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you think before you post.

[cvs2901]

@Herper96 hooray for old-spice commercial references 

[tubebunny7]

Stop faking Kassem as if that would have stop you or any man.

[iameasy9]

ewwwww ;o

[BongRasta]

FUCK PORTUGAL COMMENTS

[didioriol]

@BongRasta fuck you

[marygeorge90]

No anal for him for a while

[Mach4321]

somthing like that happen to me once.. only i laughed so hard i was on the ground crying.

[BlankStareXx]

I bet He does all kinds of right.

[DHD10000]

Portugal :DD <3

[alirezadoobs]

I'd still do her

[JoshOhen92]

the guy at the end's like "HELLZ YEA! I WANT SUMMA THAT STANK!" :D

[sweettartist]

IRISH!!!!

[dsnee001]

Id still tap that bring a nose plug lol great stuff.

[dominicespino80]

Philippines!! xD

[JFelipe6]

she's rdy for buttsecs at least

[hallal55]

ur a faggot for not fucking her lol

[jef5150]

portugese woman taste like chicken,,,but fart alot when they drink

[BongRasta]

@jef5150 ?what kind of dumb comment is that?lol

[jef5150]

@BongRasta.. im trolling for Dumb people ,,,thanks for commenting ! LULZ

[BongRasta]

@jef5150 thats not trollin....improve ur skills bro.

thats not even anything close to fun...

[jef5150]

@BongRasta oh ok...sorry i made you reply.

[BongRasta]

@jef5150 so did i...and then?

[jef5150]

@BongRasta but you dont understand that you failed,,bye-bye

[BongRasta]

@jef5150 ur giant ego is funny.

i failed in what?

u said that portuguese chicks´´ (lol) tasted like chicken and fartd when dem drink?wtf?i fail?mUAAAhahahahhahaha

go educate urself Mr smoothness

[koston987]

PORTUGAL!!!

[TatsujinKairiki]

hahaha the end is the icing on the cake

[IIJubJubII]

I thought about turning portugese!!

[NateNetwork]

What's up with the Portugal comments?

[DPcssproductions]

IM PORTUGUSE :D

[nunogo11]

PORTUGAL RULES! :D

[SomethingLikeThat2]

yay! Portugal! :D

[fisthunder]

YEAH IM PORTUGUESE

[Rolvak]

Portugal FTW :D

[Uhad1994]

PORTUGAL!

[LNMpt]

Im from Portugal :D

[johngorgis]

id still fuck her fart hole lolz

[rmbnarciso]

i'm portuguese

[wanted1993]

Portuguese here :D

[bob89743]

Kassem is a pretty good comedian O_o Look at the faces he do

[rantinat3r]

aaaauuuuugggghhhhccccchhh i think i just ooooooooo in mah pants uh hehe nevermind

[LaughingVeryQuietly]

LOL :V Didnt see that one coming XD

[MrTrevRand]

They used fart noises from the iPhone fart app. haha.

[OmfgItsHenu]

@MrTrevRand rly? theres an app for dat?

[fragatahugo]

Portugal

[Chenstrapftw]

finebros FTW

[718Digital]

was that Rawn in the background licking the lamp?? hahaha

[Slyker71]

5 STARS FOR PORTUGAL!!!

[v3rsionfade]

Thumbs up for me for being the 750,300 viewer!!

[HouseofHate0]

@v3rsionfade yea... shutup no one cares about u we care about kassems videos

[gii0]

Thumps up if you'd still bang her after the shit session.

[Josephakajoe]

"I dont wanna be to foward with this but.. You wana go somewhere and have sex?"

[stratocaster00]

Portugal!!

[zapsak]

i am potuguese

[EmilyandSarah3241]

yea pourtgal!!!!

[TheSmallestStar]

If still would have fucked her... Ur desperate

[MIKY2121IsOnPS3]

how is that not to forward

[jampt1989]

I'm pretty sure I would have fucked her anyway

[jrtorin]

@jampt1989 i agree

[caseybmxer]

awwwww heeellll noooooooooo

[TheAna96l]

Portuguese right here!

[Gongas2Kill]

@TheAna96l right here too!!! xD

[Gamerzox]

@TheAna96l Me too/Eu também :DD

[Kansyn]

@TheAna96l que lol

[njguitarnewbjk]

ewww dude. i'd walk away from that shit to

[problem212]

wouldve still fucked her...

[happieeyore]

because girls OBVIOUSLY dont poop or fart.

[verfuehrungmitsystem]

MYSTERY PICK UP ARTIST in my Channel!

[TaylurNikol001]

haha poor Kassem

[Stakie]

LOL

[PortuguesePrincess5]

Deff Liking this for Portugal!!!!!

[TheDesche21]

well that wasn't foward at all shit lady

[TheJack0Phantom]

wtf?.. i would have still went for it lol

[WakeMyBow]

hahaha

[47985555]

1:27 fat chick in the background

[Undeadbelf]

@47985555 tats a dude

[PopThatTingTing]

call me nasty but i still would have done her

[bumblbee448]

@PopThatTingTing nasty;p lol jp jp

[PopThatTingTing]

@bumblbee448 is it? DONT DENY MOTHER NATURE

[r0xAsTheNoboDy]

5 stars for PORTUGAL thumbs up! XD!

[Djdudemiester]

I would still fuck her brains out, everybody poops. Just a little extra on enchilada night...

[Shinoda4013]

"She's all yours man"

[lawlawlowned]

funny but tooo predictable man.

[h4haniah98]

LOL she had a fartgasm!!!!!!!!

[VideoGamePlays]

I´M FROM PORTUGAL XD THUMBZ

[MrVinyl09]

grose

[69rachad]

hahaha

[loey523]

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[thebesteressness]

"Look, I dont wanna be too forward, but do you wanna go somewhere and have sex?"

[Miwako777]

lol..aww..he looked mad happy..at first:P

[aznalert13]

hahahaha !! xD

[SanasSweetMode]

I don't want to be too forward.... but do you want to go somewhere and have sex?

[9KILLJOY]

@SanasSweetMode why did you repeat the script?

[SanasSweetMode]

@9KILLJOY

That's just going to be my pickup line from now on.

[TheRolfdk]

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD did u see him. lamp

[freshnikekix1]

lol the guy in the back was lickin the lamp shade

[SnoekFilms]

lmao at the end

[wildypkvids]

queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef­

[patocomfaca]

mhuaha portugal !!!

[itslenibitches]

im portuguese *-* goshhh , want to rape him now :o

[Jagexfan]

0:01

[rockhardrockfan]

@Jagexfan ...what the hell is funny with that?

[ruivinha246]

she eat feijoada (portuguese dish with beans) for sure XD damn poor woman XD

[yeastori]

hilarious

[benficacraze]

im portuguese! lol

[melooche77]

just make her take a shower.

[jeremielibraty7]

@melooche77 hahahahaha such a fuckn polish thing to say xDDD

[GameLover978]

500 stars for portugal 

[gibson953]

that wouldn't have stopped me. I just wouldn't go back there for a bit

[Dince125]

I would have done it anywhy..yes I'm hard =)

[TheLonelyImmortal]

Do you think that women don't fart? Face reality, not the TV.

[number1yangsta]

@TheLonelyImmortal they do not! :O

[LowLowSpinners]

wtf.. i would have banged the shit out of her! (haha get it? bang the shit out of her) nevermind..

[ShuhebUK]

@LowLowSpinners LMAO HAHAHA!

[CatFlashBlue]

@LowLowSpinners I would give you a thumbs up but I see you already have 69 of them. Let's keep up the innuendo peeps!

[bsouthern16]

@LowLowSpinners hahaha! you have 69 thumbs up....

[LowLowSpinners]

@bsouthern16 wow didn't realise it, guess people like perverted stuff lol

[Boiztoyz]

@LowLowSpinners AND NOW IM RUINING IT HAHHAHA

[aLpHaB1Ts]

@bsouthern16 not any more....i gave him # 70

[ilbi00]

@LowLowSpinners you were high werent you? when you posted this comment.

[1S0AR]

@LowLowSpinners that was a dumb pun

[ViewTubeOO]

She's Ugly !

[10RexTheWolf01]

Here is a tip... if your going to have sex with a girl and she is about to use the bathroom ... stay clear from the door

[RitaProductions94]

I'm from Portugal! :)

[annahelenamccrea]

YES BECAUSE ITS SO WEIRD FOR A REAL GIRL TO ACTUALLY POOP. HOW UNHEARD OF.

[ElementalAirDragon]

weird, im irish/portuguese :|

[heregoeschelsea]

Portugal rock \o/

[StopSexualUrges]

GROSS u would do anal after she shits?

ur sick ; /

[hotstuffwatcher]

@StopSexualUrges u wanna do anal b4 she shits?

[d4nilipe]

5 stars for PORTUGAL bitch!!

[TheSimonHxC]

@d4nilipe Hell yeah! 5 estrelas pra Portugal fdx!

[TheDANIELdasilveira]

@d4nilipe YA ALL THE WAY!

[t3trojans]

@d4nilipe how about... no.

[Gongas2Kill]

@d4nilipe YEAH!

[BaoMeraw]

How is that awkward?

[jordan200585]

????????????????

[TheViewOfCalvin]

1:28 farts can be attractive... obviously...

[Prankcall12]

Fuck that she could have had crap in her ass crack i'd still fuck her

[SwaggRoyal]

THUMBS UPP IF YOU'D BE THE GUY WHO STILL GOES IN AFTER

[lolboyboy1]

ewww.....GROSS!!!

[vodka297]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[ImproVPp]

wow i am portagues

[HuHurricane]

i'd tap it, with my car maybe :|. then i'd come back with a crowbar.

[TheCakeIsALieGxG]

I'd still go for it- I'd just walk away the moment I started hearing stuff lol.

I see it as it's a natural bodily function and at least she's doing that BEFORE you have sex. That'd be a potential disaster.

[myfatson]

I would still hit that.

[PoxetZ]

Oh shit...ABORT. XD

[cristzmth]

thumbs up for portugal :D

[DarkieBC]

Thats the efect you have after eat "Cozido á Portuguesa", i dont know how to spell it in english sorry.

[TheMoonieShow]

yay! i'm from portugal :P

[brookqb08]

im still in lol

[timboooo1]

Greaaat That dude was licking that lamp!!! damn Rotjong Nice noticing that !!!

[Dhagood3]

Honestly like that would stop a guy! LOL

[LuisHardRock]

watch?v=YDnTPlnMNq8

Vejam meu video ai galera.

Valew.

[Fatalink]

hahahahahahahaha, people are actually interpreting this as commentary on Portugal.

hahahahahahahahaha *choke* (dies laughing)

Alejandro Castro

1988-2010

Liver, Lover, Laugher (that's not even a word)

[dkunha39]

5 stars from Portugal!!!

[CattchUp]

portugal ftw! (portuguese here ^^) you re awesome kassem keep up the good work, sub'ed and rated!!

[laurenkuzmanovic]

You're hot Kassem (:

[handshakesnhighfives]

that guy looks like kevin jonus

[icecreamcakeandpiex]

"Look,

I don't wanna be too forward, but... do you wanna go somewhere and have sex? :D"

[rluix]

wtf man, you got to be very sensible if you reject a girl that hot just because of some tiny ( but long ) farts.

[BigAgitator]

I would not care. it is gross though lmao

[StefanValur]

I still would've hit that.

[erwannbd]

yea girls shit too...

[rockoncarly]

blumpkin!!!

[Appleboy05]

i would still do her coz i knoww tons of chicks do that when no one is looking ..the only difference is that she did it when everyone was around..if kassam or any guy did not hear they would do her

[xxEmoLilZZxx]

...why did she even go in there and fart??

[BigAgitator]

@xxEmoLilZZxx because shit came out too ?

[The360Gamer00]

@xxEmoLilZZxx Its called a BATHROOM

[xxEmoLilZZxx]

@The360Gamer00 k well no need for CAPS LOCK on me. its a simple freaking question. and i thought it was a BEDROOM

[pocket43]

Is it just cuz im a girl, and i dont really pay attention to the girl, that only i noticed THE GUY LIKKIN THE LAMP?!

And this is why I hate my country. This video is making fun of portuguese as pigs yet all the portuguese commenting here seem to be attracted to it like flies are atracted to shit, just because they see the name Portugal in some 'advanced' or 'famous' country.