I Want a New Phone...

[MrChocolateWorms]

Haha! This was at my house :D

[musiclover9507]

1st of all that dog has a REALLY hairy ass and 2nd Jory u can hoe me any time ;)

[uglymoneynumber2]

i personally dont think its fair for you to use us to get a free phone, not fair.

[waitwho19]

am i the only one who noticed this dog has no tail???!

[xmsxemox]

I only came back to watch this video for that dog in the background lool.

[echoverbation]

What's up with your pocket?

[AlanAngel666]

Corgi 3

[JWillsNH]

Pond hockey, enriching our life, one game at a time

[dimmddr1]

@Jory Play an Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This? episode on the phone while it is being microwaved.

[seanrquinn]

I gave you several +K's, one of which was in cornbread, however I much would have preferred just plain corn.

[Washburn1221]

HA FRICKEN BISKEY

[MarchingGeek5493]

wait Jory was in that video??? All I saw was an awesome dog that I totally want!!

[Jory]

I'm soooo close... if you haven't already please take a little time and give me a +K... it would mean so much!

[RossDavis28]

cant you throw it off a deck?

[amzfishman]

@RossDavis28 Yes. He's already microwaved a phone. Who needs to see it again? Naw, he should throw it off his deck.

[stukeybear]

Fuck Steve Harvey 

[Mrcuban198]

Fuck Rick Perry

[PrincessMai]

CORGI!

[jeremyshaw]

Nice green screening and cute dog, Jory. Did you just film someone's dog on the ice?

[BrieAschoff]

Who's corgi is that?

[paigemazurek]

@BrieAschoff mine!

[BringMehTheBrides]

I was watching the dog the whole time.

But Jory is cuter than the dog c;

[lillk001]

I wasn't listening Jory... sorry... was watching the adorable corgi :D

[mattandsarahaschan]

Cute dog. Is it a good phone, or a crappy old out of date phone?

[annonroi]

so, do you only win if you have the highest Klout on the whole site?

[subterracollecter]

you are wearing a zappa shirt... i voted

[hammerboycb]

Where's the dogs tail???

[axciom]

CORGI!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY



[Xostriyad]

Jory. Dress up like a dog and prance around while telling people to vote for you. You'll be president some day!

[thepatcat]

Did anyone hear what Jory said? I was too busy watching the doggy walk around.

[chapchee]

the poor dog has no tail 

[joshuahuntermartin]

@chapchee YOU DON'T HAVE A TAIL... ARE YOU POOR?

[DFTforLYFE]

Jory, that dog is awesome.

That is al.

[lancethrustworthy]

It's official - I've gotten old. I know this because I can't stand mouthy little boys on video anymore. Please grow up soon, Jory. Time to become a real man.

[Bobo4lyf]

That doggy :o

[xxxXCuervoXxxx]

That dog has a weird lookin' ass D:

[squirrelnut]

I gave you all of my k's even though i have no freaking clue how this website works.

[Whitebackground]

That dog was soo cute!

[Rozencraft]

horrible video

[awkwardmolly]

k i'll do it, but only because of the corgi footage...

[TenorCG]

The competition is a conspiriacy

[MythBusterBob]

Sorry mate, I'd do this but I don't have a twitter account.

[Silverdragon605]

Conspiracy?

[KazukiUchiha23]

I HOPE YOU GET THE PHONE

[screech130]

the dog had no tail... o.o

[TheJC42]

@cpudude30k it wont matter if its the best phone on the planet it will be on T-Mobile.. the shittiest network on the market.

[COOLRUNNER87]

@TheJC42 It's not quite THE worst (hello Cricket), but it's rather shoddy. I do understand where you're coming from though.

[cpudude30k]

what if its a bad phone -_-

[Leafs580]

done and done. oh did i say done?

[frenzyXprime]

I don't have twitter so I'm gonna pass.

[strawkat]

no thanks. that corgi was adorable though. 

[shortsillynerdgirl]

I +K'd you for everything I could until I ran out of Ks...whatever the heck that means.

I mostly did it because the corgi made me happy :D

[jprojoe]

idk what klout is but im supporting you in that shit! get that phone!

[pixie997]

adorable corgi!!!

[TheLittleValentina]

i loged on facebook, and gave you a lot of klout things and then i got off it, if a phone makes you happy and it's not annoying to help you, i will, done

[gleefan4eva]

That dog looks like it has butt cheeks :P

[sonikwolfify]

if you get that new phone you should giveaway the old one (to me) because im flat broke

[janetlc69]

done and done ^_^

[DAVIDx41]

I was expecting the dog to fall through the ice.

[BeatxByxBeat]

...where is that dog's tail?

[ThePotatomilkshake]

@BeatxByxBeat the dog is a corgi..they do not have tails or if they do the tail is a little stub, some breeds of corgis do have tails though...

[BeatxByxBeat]

@ThePotatomilkshake Ohh I always thought they had visible stumps. Thank you!

[patrock400]

1:50 was anyone else worried that the guy would slip and cut the dog in half?

[blackfireknight1]

Deep fry then put into a microwave and have it gtfo your deck?

[thabossishere]

gl jory i dont have a twitter account, but do a bunch of random shit with the phone

[DragonBoy687]

DO NOT MICROWAVE THE PHONE.

Drop it off of a deck.

[pisces38]

Awww cute dog :) Wait this is about a phone?

[Hollyberry129]

I was soo busy watching that adorable dog that I had to rewatch the entire video to hear what u said.

[kazooga1234]

this is super ha bisky i dont have a twitter so i cant help you out but i can give you a happy face and wish you good luck :) good luck

[MiladMaz12]

T MOBILE SUCKS JORY@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[CorCat87]

what is this bullshit?

[nintendork64]

@CorCat87 It's called a YouTube video, and it is usually watched for either entertainment or informational purposes.

[CorCat87]

@nintendork64 oh thanks, because i don't have an account or anything witch would make me able to post a comment and/or reply like i am right now.

[ZenixNet]

I gave you as many +K things as I could. Still don't understand the website, but that doesn't matter. If you have the choice on your phone get the Samsung Galaxy S2

[K2ACP]

My phone is a piece of shit, it's from 2004 and it's a shit LG flip phone. I'm not gonna have you use me to win things that you want, Jory... Just so you know, I don't consider my self as your bitch. If others vote for you, that's cool, but I, like that dog, am not contributing. Peace.

[NateRetherford]

Klout just sounds like a medical problem...

[MTMRaver]

GTFO My Deck that phone

[AWsounds]

Can you call the phone before microwaving it, then listen to the result as it incinerates itself? That'd be rad.

[BarricadeSlade]

Your current phone is a Galaxy S, right? Riley has an Infuse... and Jon has an SGSII

[BarricadeSlade]

@BarricadeSlade Actually I think You had the Infuse and Rion had.... cigarettes.. xD I dun remember.

[KAR303]

ANIMALSSSS

[GuitarRockerDude11]

i have to do this AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[darkknightstudios88]

Sorry Jory, I can give you a + HAAAAAAAABISSKKAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!­!!!!!!!!!!!! instead. Which I just did.

[magnacore11]

I originally thought this video would be your take on "I want a new drug" By Huey Lewis and The News. Thanks a lot, Jory

Thanks a LOT >:(

+K ^_^

[colenbrak]

do you support rick perry ironically?

[Jory]

@colenbrak he will restore America... idk to what... maybe slavery or something...

[PossumCuber]

@Jory If we're lucky, we might get a World War. Although, our country's so split politically, it might just be a Civil War.

[EricDWegner]

@Jory Ha yes!

[Nstratt]

CORGI!!!!!!!!!

[XavierBefree]

What were you saying? I was just watching the Corgi.

[Icebeam47]

If you want a New Phone, Buy one...You have money.

[Jory]

@Icebeam47 you are so very wrong...

[BrutalBubba]

@Icebeam47 He has less money than you think... even being "Youtube" famous doesn't pay that well.

[GestapoAnon]

@BrutalBubba It does if you're ACTUALLY Youtube famous. 60k subscribers isn't *that* many, though.

[markaz2kk]

microwaving.......... u did it already, what are you hiding on your phone?!?!? LADIES!!!

[Beastman580]

First, microwave it. Have the microwave close to the deck, push the microwave off the deck with the microwaved remains of the phone still in the microwave.

[Sparkuus]

Ok, Done. I also had to give you +K in Candy, Chocolate, and Rick Perry, but I especially had to give you +K in YouTube and Videos, because your videos are what got me interested enough in YouTube to start making my own!

[LordBaconz]

I don't understand what I was doing, but I voted for you anyways.

[awilliams1701]

lol i accidently clicked on candy too. Anyway good luck and I hope its a windows phone, because I love mine. Its way better than any android and I think its better than an iphone.

[shadow6k]

Could you make it GTFO your deck before you microwave it? I miss those videos.

[JERRYTHECOG]

Jory should host the Conspiracy Theories show not Jesse Ventura

[PirateMovieBand]

Oh hey, Emma.

[knifekid666]

in do not enjoy the use of twitter so there fore i cannot vote, but i would like to sign up for, "a dose of jory a week for the soul" :D

[jungal3x1999]

I'm sorry Jory but i had to watch this vid a lot times cuz the and the explosion & corgi kept distracting me. :)

[owapoet]

+K



[CunnininnuC]

i ran out of fuckin k's.

[CookieHF]

Gave you the +K thing good luck!!

[VlogsNStuff11]

Corgi+Jory=Awesome

[larry2043]

I did it---good luck, Jory!!!!

[ioudasomnis]

More puppies, please.

[TGHD86]

I'm sorry what was that Jory? I was kinda looking at the dog.

[draconios]

if your microwaving please have a phone call to jon or rileys phone running so we can hear it as it is being microwaved

[con202]

Now Jory, I usually love you and every video you put out... but this I don't. I don't like when people use their popularity to their own gain, and blatantly ask for shit. Maybe if you gave us a sketch or something with Riley and Jon that would have been enough to help you out with this... but sorry this doesn't make me want to.

[Bysentenial]

Your dog has to tail arse fuck!

[BladeEdgeHT]

i don't approve using your fame to get a new phone, only if you would give it some one who needs it more than you. i don't need it either FYI

[DinoDyl]

I watched for the dog

[RaianTheFallen]

I'll take the phone...

[randomgibberishwords]

you should panini press it :3

[tdriftking88]

Big fan of hoeing...LADIES?

[DarthVantos]

Dem jokes, jory.

DEM FUCKING JOKES!

XD

[iMattyMAC]

i cant believe that the dog falls in the water at the end of the video

[tribalmasters]

@xcmskim4 Well said!!!!!

[jeffryder9]

i can't seem to get to jory_caron/topics. :(

[tribalmasters]

Away cuuuuute!!! He was saying something about a communications radio on a US carrier that charges waaay too much every month!

[probester9487]

Frank Zappa facial hair shirt ftw.

[JPizzle1122]

This video is missing Andrew's music... haha.

[HopeLivesOn009]

Did you get a hair cut or something...

[BlakRasberryLemonade]

Wait did Jory have something to day? I must have missed that. I was to busy watching the corgi.

[xcmskim4]

get a nokia..indestructible 

[DementedDogStudios3]

Sorry don't have a twitter



[LaughingOutKraut]

Do something more exciting to the phone than just microwaving it. We all know the electronics never do much in there apart from dying a slow, painful and somewhat firy death.

[Jory]

@LaughingOutKraut so you're suggesting I deep fry it and then microwave it?

[irlenadflower]

@Jory YES THAT WOULD BE AWESOME

[dudeproductions100]

@Jory yes please

[RyuKenshin75]

@Jory I'd be okay with this. Deep Frying brings out the true flavor.

[kkkennedykk]

@Jory NO! You call me and while in a call YOU MICROWAVE IT!!!

[Digimaster87]

@Jory Deep fry it and stick everything in the microwave!

[HeyRyanLetsPlay]

@Jory Don't Microwave it, GTFO My Deck it.

[colenbrak]

@Jory classic epic meal time

[BarricadeSlade]

@Jory That actually sounds kinda interesting... But I'd only watch if the battery is microwaved (you don't have to deep fry the battery..)

[TheGzeus]

@Jory Fry the microwave, then microwave that, then put the phone in it and turn it on while frying the whole thing.

But only if you can get xzibit in on this.

[theawesomestawesomer]

@Jory You should put it in the microwave, take it out, throw it off your deck, put it back in the microwave, microwave it again, then throw the microwave with the phone in it off your deck.

[jeffryder9]

@LaughingOutKraut but that's what makes it fun. add gasoline and tin foil for added fun.

[Karlox13]

or you could give the phone to me!! :D

[george8742]

Does that dog have a tail? I sure can't see it.

[VoltageTHD]

I voted for you 2 times. I have 2 accounts so how you like that Jory?

[OlgaEM3]

is this a vote per day, a vote per lifetime, how does that work?

[Adamas97]

For a site that you "dont have to sign up for" there was a lot of signing up for things. I gave up. Sorry Jory, but if a sign wants my Email address I'm not giving it. Good luck

[Jory]

@Adamas97 you do? oh I thought I only ever just allowed it access to my twitter... sorry...

[SPNforever4]

Woo! I made it rain + K!!! .....what the hell does that even MEAN?!

[Jory]

@SPNforever4 don't argue... it's much better than raining men... trust me...

[iiTzBenJi]

This is obviously a scam, we're clearly voting for this cute fluffy little bastard to be king of the internet.

[TheCrazybatty]

You can also use your Face book account to log on to :) And google +

[0101001101010000]

Where's the dog's tail?

[Jory]

@0101001101010000 awkward... ummm... see when a man loves a woman... I mean... ya know... there are birds, and bees and... ummm... THE DOG'S TAIL WAS CUT OFF! (docked)

[cool2dude45]

wait dont microwave your phone! give it to me! i'll microwave it for you! lol.

(i might just keep it too. lol)

[FINDaCHANNEL]

i dont have a twitter account and dont want to open one just to vote im just like that sorry

[HotRedNut]

+k in corn

[Man2Break]

Klouting... Done!

[mattmax11]

or you could just sell the phone

[JohnTalksToYou]

I got you, go to puppy dot cute and give you a fluffy so you can hopefully win an adorable...phone? Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

[Jory]

@JohnTalksToYou hahahaha me either... took me 12 hours to edit this... that's not true...

[Ramones1234100]

I gave you a +k and all, but i really don't fucking understand the purpose of Klout...

[Jory]

@Ramones1234100 it's for... ummm... ya know?

[FAB12UCB]

But..... thats allot of work. What do I get out of it?

[RoyAndKimble]

@FAB12UCB YOU GET TO SEE HIM MICROWAVE A PHONE GOSH DARNIT!

[FAB12UCB]

@RoyAndKimble OH MAN.....IM IN

[NickLaz0r]

@XxRissachixX

[doughboytheman30]

yay! Not the first comment!

[unbentGODFATHER]

but jory i dont have a twitter and i have to go to twitter and make a twitter

[The1000beats]

are you and MattG124 friends?

[Jory]

@The1000beats that loser? sad to say... yes...