Minecraft | GIFT CODE GIVEAWAY (CLOSED)

[16spartaman]

i'm not giving any bs i just want minecraft

[serbip1]

i subscribe and share and added to playlist and favorite and like and share to facebook

[MrTommyT26]

'' I used to be a man, But every time i cough, Thanks to Uncle Sam, My nuts keep falling off.

[InvincibleNapkin]

I use to take arrows to the knee, now I play minecraft, AND I STILL TAKE ARROWS TO THE KNEE BY THOSE FREAKING AIMBOT SKELETONS. #ragemode

[theun55]

YO MAMA SO FAT SHE TOOK A PICTURE LAST YEAR AND ITS STILL PRINTING :D

[megacoolboi]

A chicken says buck, a cow says moooo. I wanna fart, and I wanna poo:)

[megacoolboi]

A chicken say "buck" , a cow say " moo"

[MrPixelUnited]

Gentlemen.....Mentlegen.....Ma­majustkilledaman.....Amen.....­.Endermen... :D

[MrPixelUnited]

Funny stuff

[GriffixN]

Roses are red

Violets are Blue

In Soviet Russia,

I'm going to rape you.

[connorjohn100]

Tale of kingdoms mod and twilight mod and timber mod and big tree= a load of wood about 999

[connorjohn100]

3 Creepers went to the player and said there some meat you have there and tasty head

[connorjohn100]

What does a weird number 190909090 do to 26263432 it does 16442342432

[connorjohn100]

I hope i win

[wumpalover]

Pickles that is all💩

[Pimpiizz]

i was going to say a gay joke butt fuck i can't think of one

[iiRoflLol]

Dear ex-girlfiend,

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.

Sincerely, (Your name)

[AwesomeBikeFan101]

a couple isplaying truth or dare, the bottle turns to the lady , the man asks 'truth or dare'.she said truth, he said, what r u scared of??She replies 'of us splitting up, i always want to be with u, what r u scared of???the man says 'bears', she looks at him weirdly....

[AwesomeBikeFan101]

have u seen the clown that hides from smelly people???

[AwesomeBikeFan101]

when people call me bob, i like it, cause iv never been called bob in my life,happy, sad, all the same.... my name is.... shnob :(

[asdfmau5]

i have three jokes for you! :D

1.) JOKE

2.) JOKE

3.) JOKE

*insert trollface here

[Spxctrum]

Knock Cok

Who's there?

Mr Creeper

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOM!

[yugiohdude2011]

something funny



[candidomfito]

Im gonna win cause i know u love me <3 *trollface*

[TheNaySeaSon2]

you know what ?

i'm very handsome XD

[Gamme111]

A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober. He gestures toward a cat near the doorway and says, "You see that cat coming in the door? It has two eyes. If I were drunk, I'd see four!"

The bartender looks, then pauses a moment. Finally he responds, "You're drunker than I thought!", taking the rest of the alcohol away, "That cat isn't coming in, it's going out!"

[ludvig351]

Q. What do you find in a clean nose?

A. Fingerprints!

Q. Why don't aliens eat clowns.

A. Because they taste funny.

[bignp1]

so i was eating a sandvitch when a zombie came up and said being alive sucks. and i was all like well thats nice u r dead allready than and he said HOLY F@€& I AM DEAD!!... being dead sucks also i hate tf2 i agreed and started watching twilight cuz its less gay than tf2.

the next day i started trying to spell a word and i just couldn't get "it" right than i discovered i have no toes and suddenly i was sick of those mother f'in' chickens on that mother f'in' train

[MultiBlufire]

I called my friend an idiot for the first time ever.....

He calls me and tells me that he was in a line at gamestop for lego indiana jones and wated 2 hours and asks me why

Im like ".........SKYRIM JUST CAME OUT YOU IDIOT!"

[iDerpSheep]

BTW, GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE.

[ @InFiniFuzion, Your videos are great - "More torches, more torches, more torches" :D ]

[iDerpSheep]

I subscribed and liked, but I still can't comment!

What's with this? Can you help me comment, please? :(

If you know how to comment please message me.

Thanks. Oh yeah, don't walk into bars. When under 5 ft, it'll hurt worse.

[djmati111]

I have no legs so I can't read this comment.

[PuniperTV]

Two guys have a box

They each put $20 in the box

Guy 1 sells the box to Guy 2 for 30 dollars

Guy 2 buys the box

They both walk away with $10

Banks will go Bankrupt!

Enjoy laughing while figuring it out!

[1C4rE]

"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.

"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".

[123lyokowarrior]

craxzys xhkeaszkdhcb./lswjcbzskaskzxnh­sdnaxcbdnwansx CRAZY AAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[123lyokowarrior]

family guy starlight express starlight express STARLIGHT EXPRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GRYPHOmn]

Hmmm... Oh, I know! A physics joke!

The bartender yelled, "Get out of here, we don't serve your kind!"

A Neutrino walks into a bar

[kewlloverful]

Scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked.

I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived.

Okay, I'll stop with the jokes now :D Thanks for the opportunity mate!

[kewlloverful]

You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there?

That's God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action

[suspensewriter2009]

Ok, stuff is done... Also... Student: Uh... Teacher.? Teacher: Hmm? What is it? Student: I don't have my Homework with me... Teacher: Why? Did a Dog eat it? Student: No, I ate it. Teacher: Why?! Student: I was Hungry and didn't have any food nearby... Teacher: 15 Minutes in Detention! Student: I was hoping 1,337 seconds. Teacher: -_- Student: (Jumps out Window like a Boss)

[theoverandundergirl]

My Friend had a Teletubbie skin in minecraft! xDD

[toogoodaim123]

This is from the song Written in the stars by Tinie Tempath.

Teacher: Where'd you write your essay Steve?.

Student: Oh written in the stars.

Teacher: Where is it then

Student: A million miles away

Teacher: What was the topic.

Student: A message ot the main ohhhhh...

Teacher: This better change next term.

Student: Seasons come and go. And I will never change. And i'm on my way!

I hope that was funny? Because i can't think of anything funny :( hope i win tho

[truehero77]

student;will you punish me for something i didnt do?

Teacher:of course not why?

student:Good Because I Didnt do my homework

[imboredxD123]

whats best about cheesy movies? THEY HAVE CHEESE :D

[howtovids0]

I think i will win cause i am HIGH.

[bludclone]

can u please try to make a joke instead of epic failing people?

[Fistsandfeet]

so i went to the mall and saw this girl an i said 'did it hurt when you fell from heaven?'

To which she replied' aww thats sweet, what makes you think I fell from heaven?'

'Because your face is screwd up' :P

[LeagueGFX]

I HAVE A BIG PENIS.

[windynik]

i guess no one won yet ,, soo heres my chance ! my joke is ........ummm. .. Nyan cat in toilet? no ..... umm yea! .. A girl was riding a cycle , she fell down . end .

[The1stAwesomeMario]

Jump in a tiolet(cant spell)go down a slide to your dream world yea,yea "oh crap this is hell"CRAP HEROBRINE"Knife sound".

[zawiszan15]

i'm win

[KyIernuva135Clone]

Old watermelon / In my refrigerator / Growing greenish mold

[James1651997]

I dream of a better world... where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :D

[LakaiLegend69]

Dear Santa, Since you don't need them anymore can I have the List of all the Naughty girls?

[Deathbyshe3p]

Yo momma's so fat even dora the exploror couldnt explore her :). (just a joke not personal)

[craigthecranberry]

just give me the code so we can finish this already -_-

[AGAMDEEP13]

i shredded my chese

[shootinstyx]

Chaosido19 is griefing.... please kill him he messed up my entire house... on the mountain...

[shootinstyx]

Chaosido19 is griefing.... please kill him he messed up my entire house... on the mountain...

[DeCaptainDuckling]

I sharded all over my minecraft.

[teunkoerts123]

Please choose me!

than my grandma will be proud at me!!!!

(i never won something)

[FoleyTheSniper]

I have no idea for a joke so I put a picture of cat, which is traversing universe on a keyboard.

s.bravo.pl/download/multimedia­/pictures/1102/642630223204911­8810542.jpg

[Fistsandfeet]

I like pie

[kellyandmew]

MOM GO AWAY *nudges boob away*

[sharkfin9873]

your momma soo stupit she played got your nose with voldemort NOOB

[pakedrine123]

The comment was removed by the user because it was too hilarious to laugh at.

[CardMagicianX]

if i motherfucking, i will replace my dick with a creeper

[Irakli008]

I'm too smart not to win!

[the1styoshi]

a fat guy goes to a crispycreamdonuts and is geting home hasnt ate them yet a cop pulls him ove and he asks do u know why i pulled you ove to easy cuz you could smell it

[flamez309]

ure pen ran out btw

my bad lol

[corbywing]

MY MOTHER WILL SEND ME TO CHINA AS A SLAVE IF I DONT WIN ):

and rishi will be sad cos noone will dack him ):

[MundungGus]

farting is good.thats right. FARTS

[TheHaoleboi69]

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That's not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.

The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That's it.”

[InFiniFuzion]

ok guys im gonna take a shower and when i come back i expect 10 more comments :D

[Lolificationismify]

plz let me win ive always wanted minecraft and ive always wanted to dig for gold (if you know what i mean)

[Master666ZX]

I WIN!!!!

[hungrybear8]

Do I win?

[hungrybear8]

Fuck you now gimme.

[xX3xtremeModZzXx]

Yannoo It's like so sexy that your mum does it so good,i decided to take her to the grandcannyon.we decided to do it in the bush ;)

it was fun!

Love you man,Sick Vids! ;D

[HoneyChicken101]

my mum will hit me if i do not win soo plz pick me to win do you wont my mum to hit me .