3D Dot Game Heroes - GP04 "Dash Circuit 02 ~ Monaca Circuit" [HD]

[cokaneds]

OMFG WOOT i finally finished this stupid mother fucking piece of shit excuse for a mini game under 60 secs. Only wasted 2 hours and 5 mins of my life. Seriously I want to find who ever set the time to beat these dash courses so I can ask him how much coke he sniffed when setting it. I bet the creators themselves wouldnt even be able to finish these courses under the standard time. FFS!!!

[sufferingminotaur]

this song is like, epic training montage

[dudusmajorus]

This is the most bullshit mini game in the history of mini games.

[UshoZeek]

@dudusmajorus Exactly, the game doesn't even have correct hitboxes for ANY of the fucking objects.

[sufferingminotaur]

@UshoZeek the object hitboxes are perfect. it might not look like it because the character hitbox is maxed out no matter how big your sprite is.

[UshoZeek]

@sufferingminotaur Not true, fill the entire hitbox, and walk to the right into any palm tree or fence, and there will be a collision between the character's oversized hitbox and the palmtree's oversized hitbox

[LiGhTnRyO]

after 1hr finaly did it :) . its so funny that wen u finally do it it asks u " do u want to try again?" LOL

[gabbiedoglover11]

Ok i was thinking of a game on the INTERNET

[WatchThisReview]

Wait, does it really require under 60 for all trophies? =x They eased up the reqs on the Wing Sword so you have an extra five seconds on both courses (after getting the patch, I had to re-do the first course but I found that one a little easier; ended up having 23.x on course 1 and 63.x on this one to get my sword). Or am I missing something?

[claveaumich]

this song is like, end game boss fight music

[ruhoho]

Can you come over to my house and help me get the Wing sword? :(

[givemegold]

@ruhoho you can bring you ps3 to my house and ill help you :P

[Shipley002]

59.99 after an hour or so :P. last 2 temples of splunker till platinum mother fuckaaaa

[DamienYok]

I love the game. It made me cry

[thejonath]

damn thanks a lot for your guide it helped me a lot ! took about 30 attempts and finally got a time of 54.98 seconds !!

[wsdp0510]

I got 59.65 after 4 hours of retry.. Thank god I will NEVER do this again.

[diabolicalheaven]

i got 61.98 and now have a broken controller and a computer chair with a bunch of knife stab holes....id rather platinum demons souls again that do this bullshit

[givemegold]

GOD damn the collect all sword trophy.

[RRRadish]

Oh my god. All those teleporting memories of Earthbound are coming back to me now. 0_0

[ownagejedi]

Hows the controls in this game?? Good or bad? Easy to learn?

[TheDiceman1111]

this game looks really good but then agian it doesnt so should i buy it or not

[strongblackman]

im enjoying this game on the wii right now

[Tiphso]

Did this one in 58.00

[mtgxerxes]

Huh....never crossed my mind to just stop when you know you're gunna hit a wall. Still no chance I can get under 60 on this one, but maybe I can do under 20 on the first.

[UdtheImp]

Time for another circuit! And this course seems a bit more challenging......

Wow, you're GOOD at these! :D AND LOOKIT ALL THE FREE STUFF!!! :D

[MasterLL]

@UdtheImp

Nah it took a lot of timing and practice. If you saw my live streaming of it.. you'll see how bad I did lol (but then it is known I have a slight delay in my action when I stream).

[FateOfTime]

Tachibana! 8 bit mode!

[HIGH777ROLLER]

Awesome music.

[leonidash15]

God I love the Music of this Game :D

[Rekai]

grates dood

[LloydLight]

nice you finally perfected it, somewhat ! hard to do better, i was watchin your stream yesterday for like 25 minutes of this nonstop haha, cheers.

[Cecross11]

a lot of things stolen from Zelda #LOL but i like this game