I hate to break up a very funny argument but all you are doing is discussing who is the most deluded. As for the Pope - why would a man who has never had a successful relationship with a member of the opposite sex claim to know what is best for women and couples? If I wanted my car fixed I wouldn't ask someone who had taken a vow never to have anything to do with cars, would I?
You make a valid point. The Pope also claims condoms give you aids. You wouldn't go to a doctor who believed women are made from the ribs of men though.
It is very funny that they are argueing about one of the major things, Life of Brian is mocking, namely all the different streamings in christianity and arguements among christians they cause (the scenes about the Judean Peoples Front and about worshipping the shoe or the pumpkin)
Trivia fact: That guy there who said that was an extra who just threw that line in there (or, as they otherwise call it, ad libbed it). He got a raise for it.
The real problem is that jesus got clearly too much socialist ideas to teocon believers.
They are so unpleased that jesus never slaughtered some unfaithful people so to justify Irak campaign, so to speak. The real problem is that politics paint everything with a thick layer of shit. And many believe they are talking about religion just because they mention god and the bible, but they are acting to save their pocket from taxes or defending their job gained by the friendship with a priest.
But I want to be more clear: in Italy the Vatican make propaganda 24/7 on every media. Be sure there's not even ONE italian who not only knows evereything about religion (also others), but most of us had enough of this brainwashing.
Excuse me, but after you've been regularly fooled at every "attack" :-D it's quite ridiculous your "lesson of spelling".
Since 1930 Italy and Vatican are tied by Patti Lateranensi, so by constitution the two nations are one, for rights and duties.
Very strange an "expert theologist" like you saying the vatican "is another nation". You're a quite weak troll. Are you a newbie? I can suggest you some manuals to learn how to avoid to finish being fooled like you're doin' now.
Vatican City is a city-state that came into existence in 1929. It is distinct from the Holy See, which dates back to early Christianity and is the main episcopal see of 1.147 billion Latin and Eastern Catholic adherents around the globe. Ordinances of Vatican City are published in Italian; official documents of the Holy See are issued mainly in Latin. The two entities even have distinct passports. Come now, pull the other leg, it has bells on it.
I use this analogy at work. Propose a new IT system, and all the users say "yeah, very nice, but I'm slightly different", and I say "you all say that". Now I can just play this clip in my presentations!
During this time in history people realy wanted there to come a messaia to save them from the romans. Therefor alot of men called them selves the messaia, and was murderd becouse of it. Jesus was one of them.
(I'm not saying Jesus wasnt the messaia, but I'm not saying he was)
ya dur, you actually get told that in the Bible. Jesus was completely diff than them though, read the gospels buddy, people today dont even really understand him.
it didnt it just pissed me off how you stated it like it was a big deal. Thats how you said it originally, why would you say it if you werent trying to teach us something.
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Isn't the bible real, though?
It was documented by real people about a real person. If someone's name is documented three times they are declared to have definitely existed. Jesus and his apostles all passed that test. The Bible is simply a recollection of what happened back then.
I'm not saying you have to believe it, you don't at all, but the stories in the bible (the new testament for sure, at least) all happened.
The very first Old Testament stories are a little iffier, though.
Funny in so many ways....
mescob 1 month ago
We as human beings would be better off if we thought for ourselves instead of always turning to something else, media or higher power.
seventeenboi 2 months ago
@seventeenboi
I agree with everything you say and will do whatever you want. We should think for ourselves!
theothercommentguy 1 month ago
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seventeenboi 2 months ago
Thinking about this scene gives me a headache but it's hilarious. :)
jackalPenguin 3 months ago
my favourite scene
Stadtpark90 4 months ago
no ,no,there's no messiah in here....ther's a bloody mess alright but no messiah.
lol classic film the only monty python film i like.
primate72 4 months ago
"Mic Check!"
Sirkll 4 months ago
Is this the latest Apple commercial?
QStel 4 months ago 12
3 people are not individuals.
DavidOrtiz246 5 months ago 2
oh my god this is the smartest and funniest thing anyone has ever come up with. I love this movie.
draco12rolls 6 months ago
Was at Vuuv festival and heard this as a sample in a fatty tune.... was epic :))
MerlynMusicman 7 months ago
the 'i'm not' and the 'morning saviour' a few minutes after this may be the funniest 4 words in cinematic history.
1978BenF 7 months ago
Hhahahahaha!!!!!
leoaddict 8 months ago
2 people are not different
slightlyndifferent 10 months ago
Briliant genial scene
polopost 11 months ago
I remember in English one year I had to do a project on "Conformity and the individual"
AdmiralofU2 11 months ago 2
The captain obvious comment that explained the joke has been removed.
Xguy591 11 months ago
month python gillar lika
stormav 1 year ago
We actually watched this in CCD for a confirmation party last year. It was hillarious i couldnt stop loling
Kanzuko 1 year ago
im not either
jrwright80 1 year ago
Who wants that captain obvious comment removed?
Xguy591 1 year ago
its funny how he says it so sadly
killbot720 1 year ago
I LOL-ed so much when I wached this movie.
Skiller1060 1 year ago
Crowd Shouting: We're ALL Individuals!
Singled out man:[Low] I'm not....
Looooooool!!!
RyderJonez 1 year ago
they are like frakkin Borg :)
Szadol 1 year ago
Xguy591......facepalm
NicolaiRocks 1 year ago 5
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hmaji2 1 year ago
...Ich war mal auf dem Mars und hab da n Snickers gegessen...
DenisRamone1 1 year ago
I hate to break up a very funny argument but all you are doing is discussing who is the most deluded. As for the Pope - why would a man who has never had a successful relationship with a member of the opposite sex claim to know what is best for women and couples? If I wanted my car fixed I wouldn't ask someone who had taken a vow never to have anything to do with cars, would I?
BillKendall6 2 years ago 4
@BillKendall6
You make a valid point. The Pope also claims condoms give you aids. You wouldn't go to a doctor who believed women are made from the ribs of men though.
It is very funny that they are argueing about one of the major things, Life of Brian is mocking, namely all the different streamings in christianity and arguements among christians they cause (the scenes about the Judean Peoples Front and about worshipping the shoe or the pumpkin)
SSTTEEAALLTTHH 2 years ago
@SSTTEEAALLTTHH
That's Linus
Brian had a gourd.
ysbaddaden2003 1 year ago
@BillKendall6 hush now, logic has no place in a religious discussion
seaninboise 1 year ago 45
@seaninboise im religious and i find that hilarious!
YoungDvvayne 5 months ago
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Xguy591 2 years ago 15
You don't need to explain it to us, we're intelligent to work a mouse and keyboard.
gingermagicman 2 years ago
Plz just let me say that.
Xguy591 2 years ago
Trivia fact: That guy there who said that was an extra who just threw that line in there (or, as they otherwise call it, ad libbed it). He got a raise for it.
GrahamChapman 2 years ago
@Xguy591 yes that!s the idea
nosequiters 1 year ago
@Xguy591 Sorry but jokes really lose their fun when someone thinks he has to explain them although they're obvious. Only exception to that rule:
Sheldon Cooper: "It's funny. Because it's true."
SteinbrecherBack 1 year ago
@SteinbrecherBack
Captain obvious jokes are funny you know.
Allthough I haven't seen that particular joke, I know these are fun. :D
yousuckhardtime 10 months ago
@Xguy591 Captain Obvious gets 11 thumbs up?
ska2808 1 year ago
@Xguy591 i want to complain about this meta-joke: don't explain the joke, you are not funny anymore.
saxtouri 1 year ago 2
The real problem is that jesus got clearly too much socialist ideas to teocon believers.
They are so unpleased that jesus never slaughtered some unfaithful people so to justify Irak campaign, so to speak. The real problem is that politics paint everything with a thick layer of shit. And many believe they are talking about religion just because they mention god and the bible, but they are acting to save their pocket from taxes or defending their job gained by the friendship with a priest.
hoxvoxbox 2 years ago
I think your theology is bollocks.
DonMeaker 2 years ago
I'm atheist.
hoxvoxbox 2 years ago
So am I. I guess I am just more educated than you in matters of theology.
DonMeaker 2 years ago
I was born in Italy, so I guess if I know about theology 1000 times more than someone living 8.000 miles far from the Vatican.
hoxvoxbox 2 years ago
But I want to be more clear: in Italy the Vatican make propaganda 24/7 on every media. Be sure there's not even ONE italian who not only knows evereything about religion (also others), but most of us had enough of this brainwashing.
F.I.Y.
hoxvoxbox 2 years ago
And I suppose Muslims born in italy know it better than priests in California.
Right. Pull the other one. It has bells on it.
DonMeaker 2 years ago
It doesn't change the fact Pope is in Italy, and not in Wisconsin or in Delaware. I play bass, percussions and keyboard, not bells, anyway.
hoxvoxbox 2 years ago
Actually the Vatican is a separate country from Italy.
DonMeaker 2 years ago
Actually you are patethic.
hoxvoxbox 2 years ago
Actually you are also a bad speller.
DonMeaker 2 years ago
Excuse me, but after you've been regularly fooled at every "attack" :-D it's quite ridiculous your "lesson of spelling".
Since 1930 Italy and Vatican are tied by Patti Lateranensi, so by constitution the two nations are one, for rights and duties.
Very strange an "expert theologist" like you saying the vatican "is another nation". You're a quite weak troll. Are you a newbie? I can suggest you some manuals to learn how to avoid to finish being fooled like you're doin' now.
hoxvoxbox 2 years ago
Vatican City is a city-state that came into existence in 1929. It is distinct from the Holy See, which dates back to early Christianity and is the main episcopal see of 1.147 billion Latin and Eastern Catholic adherents around the globe. Ordinances of Vatican City are published in Italian; official documents of the Holy See are issued mainly in Latin. The two entities even have distinct passports. Come now, pull the other leg, it has bells on it.
DonMeaker 2 years ago
I use this analogy at work. Propose a new IT system, and all the users say "yeah, very nice, but I'm slightly different", and I say "you all say that". Now I can just play this clip in my presentations!
handan9700 2 years ago
...I'm not
Napkidder 2 years ago 84
classic, simply classic
Realgamecock 3 years ago
Did you know that:
During this time in history people realy wanted there to come a messaia to save them from the romans. Therefor alot of men called them selves the messaia, and was murderd becouse of it. Jesus was one of them.
(I'm not saying Jesus wasnt the messaia, but I'm not saying he was)
lovinglyidle 3 years ago
woa really?
ya dur, you actually get told that in the Bible. Jesus was completely diff than them though, read the gospels buddy, people today dont even really understand him.
Hold7Fast7Jack 3 years ago
There is alot of people that hasn't read the bible. I just thougth it was a fun fact, didn't want to offend anybody.
And I beleve that the bible is fiction and feel no need to understand Jesus.
lovinglyidle 3 years ago
then dont try to "blow our minds" with a a little "did you know that:" segment, if you dont know then dont talk about.
Hold7Fast7Jack 3 years ago
Why does this offend you so much?
I'm sorry if I upset you, but I don't see what your problem is. All I did was tell someting I learned in school and that's it!
And as far as blowing peoples minds, I don't think 7th grade religon will be blowing anybodys minds any day soon, to be honest.
lovinglyidle 3 years ago
it didnt it just pissed me off how you stated it like it was a big deal. Thats how you said it originally, why would you say it if you werent trying to teach us something.
Hold7Fast7Jack 3 years ago
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Isn't the bible real, though?
It was documented by real people about a real person. If someone's name is documented three times they are declared to have definitely existed. Jesus and his apostles all passed that test. The Bible is simply a recollection of what happened back then.
I'm not saying you have to believe it, you don't at all, but the stories in the bible (the new testament for sure, at least) all happened.
The very first Old Testament stories are a little iffier, though.
100Percent2Nothing 2 years ago
*sigh* you've always got that one guy that doesnt want to be different..
wubs23 4 years ago 4
lol bunch of robots.
sarahkellett 4 years ago