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  • HALEY!!!!!

  • it’s funny because it’s true

  • this is wonderfull and sad... wonderfull cause its true and nice work!!!

    but sad cause its the all day truth :(

  • can other factions have other titan's that are not their own faction's titan?...anyone understand me?

  • @liidan15 what you fly depends on skills trained, i am amar, but have all the training to fly gallente titan so i can only fly gallente titans.

  • Cry more!

  • i rarely use jita anymore unless i see a bpc i want or need its alot better to just build your own items then to go to lag central.

  • and this is the issue that still plagues EVE today... I don't think they fixed it to this date... if you want to have massive fleet battle you have to let the devs know before hand and there is still a limit even still as to how many ships can be in the fleet battle...

    What a POS game...

    I'm so glad I quit it after 5 years, took me too long to realise how bad it was though :(

  • Copies*

  • Copies*

  • Copies*

  • @immini192

    Yeah once you have all yor skills to max 100 years worth of plex cooties of every item, piece of equipment and ship in the game and enough alts running on your own multibillion dollar super computer to lag out enough people for you to own all of null sec by yourself and have basically unlimited amounts of isk in your wallet with an advance piece of software to manage you pos's and fly your alts. That's endgame.

  • EPIC!  love it :D

  • love it xx

  • People need to HTFU, upgrade their computer to keep up with the game, or simply bear with CCP's efforts to repair one of the most expansive and impressive computer clusters in the WORLD so we can further enjoy the game that is EVE-O. They say it must be client side, because I'd say at least 75% of the time it IS client side, I've been in 200v200+ man fleets, I do not lag, but others do. I have a decent computer, they do not. Makes logical sense.

  • @Howitzer357 awesome. i've got a four year old refurbished laptop, still have to turn down graphics to play in larger fleets

  • @Howitzer357

    No-one is complaining about their computer not being able to keep up, they know that is their own responcibility/fault. What people are complaining about is computer keeping up fine with a high framerate even with 1000 people on grid and either not loading system (server side, worst form, jump on a gate, you load the system backround nothing on overview/right click and can get shot at by people who are loaded) and moduals not activating for 2-3 minutes after clicking (server side)

  • \o/ excellent

  • Theres an 'end game' in eve?

  • Good job with the Lyrics. But is that not to many accounts?? i thought 1 or 2 is alot but thats I guess expressing all our lag when we log on. maybe they should say its bec of the volcano's? Who knows they should say that cuz there computers maybe just fine but never want to admit to it. I Play and i know they take time and sometimes um 1/2 day longest. I would ask here ISK in my WALLET pls 500 mill/ 2hr delay lol. hmm it might work.

  • If you dont like the lag, play wow

  • @moruckr not safe there either. play tabula rasa better chance of no lag

  • Absolutely brilliant vid and for though who are interested a very accurate reflection of EVE fleet fights post Dominion.

    For those that say reinforce the nodes it will be fine I say, get out of Jita join a big 0.0 alliance and try it then you'll know that the EVE end game is broken.

  • haha lol, suicide gank only makes CCP rich you twat! stop paying if you want to urt them !

  • nice lyriks :D

    i lol'ed

  • thats fucking awsume

  • LMFAO @ the pause for the lagged login....LOL!

  • The lyrics are cool. But I always found it pretty gay when you could clearly hear the song saying one thing and the lyrics saying another. I know that was the point. :P You should try and make a song for it, like the "I robbed a goon" one. :]

  • @PlayWithDaveyyy I can sing but I don't sound like Alanis Morissette =/ Also I'm a guy.

  • @TheMaster42 -- SUAS is also a guy, and he made a godly cover of "I kissed a girl" by Kate Perry. Now, do your worst and make the goonies proud!

  • Well done lyrics, I applaude you; both as an EvE player and an Alanis fan.

    On another note, there's something sketchy with EvE atm. Poinen was down yesterday, and Forge market was out of service for a while today.

    Jita lag is mostly gone though, time to help our customers. ;)

    One really must hope they have some sort of preparation in case an unexpected large-scale battle occurs. A planned battle is supposed to be mentioned to CCP, but not all are planned I'd wager...

  • @AmayaYuukuno Couple days ago 200 v 200 on a REINFORCED NODE, the 200 jumping in didn't load. It's still really really bad.

    Jita's good though. =|

  • @TheMaster42 i know nothing about fixing lag issues in a game, but maybe they should cuts profits and invest in better servers, or more servers, or just... turn eve in to an excel spreadsheet lol

  • in the description i believe hes refering to pl+goon vrs IT alliance where IT killed mostly every ship because people couldn't log in appearantly. I guess this means nobody really is the big dog in eve anymore since goon lost so much

    troubled times ahead in the eve universe

  • This so true but since at least 2/3 of the subscribers stay in empire I don't see ccp doing much, you would think with the Domination patch came through they would do something, see it meant to provoke large fleet combat.

  • Funnies.

  • hi there

    i am planning to play EVE

    i have 1 question; can you control 1 or many schips at the moment

  • only one but you can have drones on larger ships, plus if you get enough skills and experience you might beable to get into a corporation and become a fleet commander where you give orders to other people and hold there lives and ships in your responsibility which can be very nerve racking but very rewarding experience.

    Eve is a very in depth game, with (atleast when I started) a very sharp learning cliff to climb. It is also the most epic game I have ever played.

  • only one bud

  • but you can have as many ships as you want but can only pilot one at a time

  • U have a fail theory my friends.

    WOW and other MMOs are mostly divided into Realms of different servers and even those SHUTDOWN when u plan a 300man battle in the open, with a huge amount of subscribers going over millions, who cannot see or fight each other at all.

    EvE has 1 common cluster of servers called sandbox, their subscribed numbers are what, 200k ?

    Profit ? Not much i'd say it's rly 1/Million of the profit blizzard makes for that fact.

    Now be happy or i'll pod u :P

  • my i just got my pod a new shiny coat of paint :( And I named it Bob.

  • the lag is back ;S

  • They changed their gear a lot, the game can now run very large battles, and if ye have one especially large let ccp kno and they up their nodes to handle the lode. if ye get lag now its because u have ur settings too high for ur pc

  • rubbish the lag is terrible since the release of dominion

  • Yes, it's really bad again and still hasn't been fixed. 3 titans + entire capfleet lost in one battle and they never got to fire a shot.

  • @TheMaster42 lol that happened to me last week. I warped in with the fleet the grid didnt load but I watched as I slowly died. I would have been able to warp had the f-ing grid loaded. Guess who refused to replace my loss? lol...

  • Very good song, makes me laugh every time I watch!

    for those of you newer to the game, this is a very old song, CCP have since upgraded alot of stuff ( I dont know the details =D) but now you can find videos of cap fights with 100's of players on each sides without lag, and thats with most of the effects turned on. Im sure you could still find heavy lag if you pushed it far enough but its rare you'll ever get that many players fighting in the same system.

  • Is there a problem with node claim ? I understood that when you have a huge battle coming up you can tell CCP and they'll happily dedicate cycles for you.

  • you can but theres no guarantee that the enemy will show up to fight aswell and ccp gets mad when it doesnt happen

  • rabble rabble rabble

    Stop whining, this is what happens after every patch.

  • If you didnt have massive lag today - as in right now - you have a brown stain on the tip of your nose

  • clever use of song/lyrics

  • hey, love the vid, but uhm...this must be really old? I have nver once had lag issues...though ive got a good comp...and theres no "end game content" like in WoW sence this is a sandbox, you never reach the end point or end game, it goes forever and kicks ass the whole way

  • TIP OF THE DAY:  Look at when the video was posted. ;-)

  • 'end game' is an umbrella term for the extent to which one can take their player in game.. in WoW this is raiding for the highest tier gear... in EVE , its generally accepted that participating in capital fleet battles deserves the term.. then again... maybe amassing every hulk BPO is the way to go mwuhuhahahaha... <.< meep .

  • very well done but i have to say i never had much lag tbh check ur owen pc before blameing ccp

  • To the whiners. Yes lag in 0.0 was a huge problem from Red Moon Rising to Empyrian Age. It didnt have much to do with the internet or the server. It had to do with the client not properly clearing old data from memory. Not even if you logged off. The only way to clear memory was ro restart PC. Now it's fixed though. I never have any lag problems, ever, and I'm on a medium power computer at best.

  • @ddredeve CCP hates 0.0 - this video implies that truth. The support for market and mission hubs is high for empire carebears.

    The "new clients, architecture and ways to reduce lag" you talk about for a 0.0 make a difference but are still essentially fail when there are large numbers.

    As this vid states capital ships are end game items that currently are limited in use by ccps poor support

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  • Exactly the reason I quit eve, they told me it was client side... I'M ON A T1 CONNECTION!!! Though the vid would have been way cooler had you voiced over the song with your lyrics, even if you had to use auto tune heavily it still would have been better...

  • your lucky, my computer cant even run eve because of some shader 2 crap

  • You're retarded. Your computer is retarded. Your internet provider is retarded. And I hope you're not American.

  • Blizzard is notorious for sending their attack drones out in an unofficial capacity to discredit anything that challenges them. Dust 514 scares the living hell out of them.everything complained about here is going to be resolved in Dominion. wouldnt be supprised if this video was made by a blizzard employee.

    if you have long periods of nothing to do in eve, it's because you arent creative or motivated enough.If you want a tunnel vission game where everything is scripted Play wow and STFU

  • I am all for the new client but now i can play the game even forget fleet fight i cant undock

  • oh how i miss thruster trail effects :(

  • LOL. I like the last picture.  The login qeue says "JUST YOU!"

  • Ahhh, Goes perfect with the current situation dont you think? Dust 514.

  • dont worry m8 had same issues earlier newer version of eve you can get in now and its tons of fun

  • Go to world of warcraft :) eve online is to epic for ya system :D

  • Uhh good song mate ^^

  • lovely :D

  • lol any of you remember about 2 and a half to 3 years ago when there was a patch a day to fix this shit? nowadays its all clean, i dont even lag in 2000man fleet battles. i guess they fixed it :-) ?

  • Try doing it spontaneously without notifying CCP in advance that there is going to be a huge battle at the system X at Y time.

    The node will go down in flames without being reinforced in advance.

  • Too bad we never had a 2000man local battle in EVE before.

    We had a ~1500 in 49- and a 1145 local in 2j- some days ago.

  • Ever since the recent "fixes", I've never lagged once. New era in EVE.

  • funny

  • I've never lagged in EVE. It's your computer/internet, not CCP.

  • this

  • Get a better computer/net. I have never had any lag issues in any system (high sec, low sec, trading hubs including jita, fleet battles etc..)

  • I agree with you, Man####.

    my computer blows hard, yet I rarely ever lag

  • your prolly a noob who didnt play when the servers sucked

    and they still do they have alot of problems in Faction war systems and in some others when it comes to large fleet fights.

  • This video was made years ago... At that time the servers are restless overloaded...

  • newfag

  • never have truer words been spoken :)

    i was in fits of laughter watching this ,

  • well, jita are always constantly crowded so they concentrate on that, but big fleet battles can happen anywhere, unless they have alot more powerful computers than they do now they can't up the processing power on all the systems that only have 1-2 players 99% of the time to handle 1000+ player all the time. you can warn them if there's going to be a big fleet at a particular system and they'll do something about it, but they can't do anything with only few mins warning.

  • upgrade from dial up jita isnt lagy anymore its been completly fixed

  • ROFL .... nice ... and true ^^ =) good work

  • absolutely hilaroius

  • This video is intensely good, very well timed with the song i enjoyed it very much lol

    As for lag, well i've had troubles logging in sometimes and its annoying as hell

  • I like it when it hits 300 in local and has a 5 minute lag spike :)

  • i have been playing eve for almost 2 years and i have never gotten lag once at all

  • then you've never been in a fleet battle with 1702 people in local.

  • You've also clearly never been to Jita or any trade hub, engaged in PvP, or been in a fleet fight of any size...

    But you're right, my PvE mission-running alt has never experienced lag once at all either.

  • lol!

  • masterpiece, thank you man =)

  • lolwhut?

  • lmao shut ur ass up it does lagg sometimes

  • dude have you ever even bin to jita.......pre stackless i/o

  • lol:o

  • Now we have this kind of lag everywhere, thanks to Apocrypha.

    5 mins to get through a single stargate, how does that feel?

  • Very good, and mostly true. Although... I was ionvolved in fleet battles that crashed the server =o

    All because Y2 couldn't hold more than Jita... =P

    But it is true the problems have mostly been fixed now. Still gave me a good laugh.

  • lol nice vid

    5/5

  • Thanks!  =)

  • bulllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!

    had to cancel an invasion due to desync... blame ccp!!! petitions ongoing!!!!!!!!

  • :) ccp are shit they do jack shit, Chribba wrote half the scripts of eve and for the premium graphics hes done more then ccp have done for the game ccp dont do shit about teh petitions like my friend

    he wanted to buy a blueprint and one was up in jita for 3.1 mill and he opened a buy for it and he brought the 3.1bill and he told ccp and they didnt do SHIT all they said was yes there is an issue but were not refunding your isk its THEIR! fault they made this mess THEY FIX IT

  • EVE doesn't lag as much anymore. I heard that the new patch that is coming out will fix some of the problems.

  • lol very good.

  • lol ill have to move to ware u are ;)

  • In 0.0 I hardly ever lag, I always lag when a carrier or dread gets hot dropped on our fleet because a few of us in battleships kill the other guys, phail.

  • Not meant as a slight to you, but that's small fry stuff. Multiply the lag you get from 1 cap getting hot dropped by about 100.

  • Well, if u get hotdropped by 100 cap then u have issues i have been in titan battles and i survive i sit there dont rotate my screen

    and lock the targets and that,

    just to say if u get dropped by 100 caps and lag then fuck man u need a better pc :/ i get dropped by 500 and dont lag

  • hmm it doesnt lag that much 4 me lol

  • nice work on this vid describs eve for me lol i just thought i got more lag coz i live in auz , we are used to lag on games, the lag for me is still there even after all there fixes,

  • I don't blame CCP at all I blame my 9 year old crappy PC arrrrgh!

  • LOL, Warner Music Group tried to block the video, but I disputed as it's clearly parody under Fair Use.

    We're back up and running, yay!

  • ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA

  • But its kinda pointless now as the lag is so much better then before, let the vid die with the lag!

  • the lyrics are parodied but the song is blatently copied, you haven't rerecorded a parody. If they backed down after that, hahaha.

  • It doesn't matter. It's a parody of Eve/CCP. Critical free speech is especially protected under fair use, amongst other determining factors. Look up "fair use" and check it out.

    The dispute was successful in spite of using the entire song, so... =D

  • everytime i loose a ship to lag im gonna copy and paste this ina attachment :D

  • yeah Eve Offline. :P great vid by the way. first 5 seconds I was like "WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT" but then I realized what was up and lol'd the whole way.

  • Um this is BS had major cap fights with fleet support over last 4 weeks and no lag issues. Maybe you should spend a few dollars and pay for somethjing over dialup because that is the only time I EVER experienced lag like you are FAKING is before I had DSL, wanna be cheap you deserve what you get.

  • Nicely done.... Stand up and take a bow!

  • epic

  • NIC E WorK <('.'<)

  • No more lag any more, you can all come back now.

  • Holy shit that was hilarious

  • Do what I do... everytime ccp comes with a new patch put up a loon skill training and do something else for a week...

    kinda helps you from not tearing out your eyes in frustration...

  • Stop blobbing, problem solved? :)

  • Shut your whining and get a proper pc / net connectiong D:

  • fool....

  • Dan is right...

  • If this is true, why can't we have all nodes become "dedicated" so that theres never lag, period?

  • Woah wait a sec. EvE has endgame content!? That's news to me.

  • Damn, i love it! :D

  • you did a f*cking awesome job on this vid!!! 10/10 and soo true about it all!!! amazing! i cant stop watching it!!!!

  • Just wanted to keep you up to date, stacklessIQ has been inserted into the servers meaning that Jita is now lag free, and alliances can request a dedicated node which means that we can have fights with up to 600+ people without any noticeable lag. (2- sec module lag)

    This is a huge feat in the eve universe and has resulted in a lot of comical Titan loses because poeple could actually react extremely fast.

    <3 CCP, fucking great job! :)

  • you forget the request has to be placed 24 hours in advance or before dayly down time with the exact system the expected fleet engagement is going to take place. witch makes the feature kinda useless.

  • its like ccp forgot whats the point of this mmo game i mean come on give us some blood fights without lag I dont care how many Battle ships I will lose for concord but I am going to smartbomb jita

  • well why dont you get a 3000 man fleet have them all jump into shuttles and then in there pobs and make them go to jita...then have them crash jita..so then all the carebares will petition it haha so they'll have like 300 petitions. and just keep doing it. i say 3000 becasue jita can handle i think like 1800 at maxish so 3000 sould also crash surrounding systems as well..MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! ok my rant is down..but awsome video. you must of been bored.

  • I like that idea lets do it

  • jita has about 500-800 people in it

  • LOL omg......that was awesome man lol......That sucks you guys dont get reimbursed man :(

  • left 0.0 space alliance over a year ago.

    now i'm completely inactive.

    -7 accounts. good work, ccp.

  • so? EVE's getting each day more players, and yesterday it broke the 52000 players online at the same time.

  • i hate loosing t2 fitted/rigged ship cos of lag

  • beautiful, made me happy

  • lol

  • Clearly never played another MMO.

  • Rofl...

    I just pissed myself away at this song..

    Very nice ! Btw: Unexpected Downtime atm due

    to network problems !

  • 5/5 would watch again!

  • EXACTLY TRUE.... but CCP says it didnt happen.. GMS are even rude about it.. I dont like lag or server rollbacks.. but I really dont like being lied to about it.

  • Lol, seems some peeps got stuck in e-o :-)

  • hahahahahahahaha, awesome.

  • J3AD: Try 00 fleet battles for example the m-o Node crashed and CCP reimbursed nothing :( Also try leaving high sec since it doesn't lag there ^^ Nice video though very funny :)

  • nice video, havent notice any lag problems, myself, maybe location in game helps, hope things get better for ya, love the video.

  • i send it in one reimburse petition.. is a nice vid.. hope they reinburse mi ship lol

  • Nice video. Sums up a lot of the frustrations of the 0.0 player base, and of which the Empire carebears are completely unaware. Mad Props.

    See you in TVN NC :D

  • plz send this vid to eve fan group

  • brilliant

  • I'm glad for you and your factional warfare corp, but out here in 0.0 we fight the real fight.

    CCP is working on fixes; the song exaggerates a bit for humor. But last weekend nodes were crashing with 186 and 400 people in local, which is lame.  We're paying for this...

  • This is the way one should rant. Superb. Props for the singalong!

  • 900 people fighting on the same node and they blame lag on CCP. Brilliant...

  • yeah they want CCP to magicaly invent something to fix lag, such children.

  • pretty nice, i always love finding videos with fan made lyrics but i l;ike it even more when i find one about my favortie games, thats last node crash was a pain , i wasnt in the system where the main battle happend but i tried for ages to get into it and i was in the jump sequences when it went down, i was worried my characters infor had been currupted or something

  • 2 thumbs up from me, and we'll see you...after the reboot.

  • Very funny! Was caught in the damn M-O node crash, so I feel this song!

  • ROFL This is awesome. Make sure you get the developers to see this. Post links to this on the forums. Great work.

  • Nice. But i almost haven't this prob's...

  • make a sounboard and actually make the change in the score. . .then it would become household in eve.

  • Fantastic!

  • nice1

  • nice vid and funny to