@Nascarking24 you can not kill the mighty Noid with weapons!!! your efforts are useless, The mighty noid is no mere mortal, but a super being from beyond with powers unknown to mankind!! All must obey the NoiD.. for those who do not the noid shall shit upon your pizza, and ass fuck your girlfriends..
People have still been unable to define what the "Noid" is. Essentially a real pizza company invented an imaginary problem, and then claimed to have the solution. Yest it's meant to be funny, but what's the fucking point? Imagine a bank claiming other banks explode randomly, but they have anti-explosion technology. Why? Why advertise a solution to an imaginary problem? Why not make their slogan "We solve shit that never happens."?
Dominoes announced that they're going to have him star on a commercial Monday. Reason why? To promote a Dominoes game app on Facebook. Person with the highest score gets a coupon for a free pizza at Dominoes. They said it's going to be about a week, but I have a feeling they're going to make it much longer -___-
LOL!!!!!!!!! 'The Noid' was that deal, man! But he didn't fuck around with BK, baby! :D
You know, growing up in late-80's/early-90's Brooklyn, I remember seeing Domino's (pizza, not sugar. 'Cause they were still in Brooklyn at the time) ads on t.v. and I just remember how bad I wanted to go. Same thing with Little Ceasars. Only corporate pizza we had in Brooklyn (at least on the Fulton Mall) back then was Pizza Hut. And they still run shit! Domino's seems a little depressed these days.
FUCK the Noid. his real name is Adnoydall and he trolls Van Halen videos 24/7 spewing nonsense about ricer cars and teen sodomy. Fuck you Noid. EVH is god.
BUT WHAT IS THE NOID??? Is it an allusion to apathy? Is it a reference to bad packaging? I honestly don't understand. What the fuck is a noid and HOW does dominoes "avoid" it?
@fastchapter The comma wasn't a mistake, I used it to emphasize that the guy calling someone stupid was in fact being stupid. Read his comment. Or better yet, don't bother leaving incorrect smartass replies to comments from nearly a year ago.
The Noid is running the Corporation now clearly. Along with adding provolone into the Mozzarella, they adding red pepper to the sauce, and garlic into the crust. Yes, indeed the Noid is not being avoided now. The fuckers!
Garlic doesn't give me any of those effects, other than occasionally bad breath, but I can fix that by just brushing my teeth or popping a peppermint or two into my mouth.
In 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill customer who thought the ads were a personal attack on him, held two employees of an Atlanta, Georgia Dominos restaurant hostage for over five hours. After forcing them to make him a pizza and making demands for $100,000, getaway transportation, and a copy of The Widows Son, Noid surrendered to the police. Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion, and possession of a firearm during a crime.
I can remember high school drivers getting car jacked and setup to get robbed by cats in the Ghetto back in the 1980's
rowdy8888 1 month ago
Perhaps is was the noid who should've avoided me.
TheVicecity3 1 month ago
WHY ARE THE TOP TWO COMMENTS THE SAME!
logisticphycho 2 months ago
Fun fact: A man named Kenneth Lamar Noid saw these ads as a personal attack on him, and held up a Dominoes store for five hours because of it.
ZPEddieRay 2 months ago
How dare that noid ruin Pizza! *Shoot's Noid with Tommy Gun*
Nascarking24 4 months ago
@Nascarking24 you can not kill the mighty Noid with weapons!!! your efforts are useless, The mighty noid is no mere mortal, but a super being from beyond with powers unknown to mankind!! All must obey the NoiD.. for those who do not the noid shall shit upon your pizza, and ass fuck your girlfriends..
ClassicRockfan79 4 months ago
People have still been unable to define what the "Noid" is. Essentially a real pizza company invented an imaginary problem, and then claimed to have the solution. Yest it's meant to be funny, but what's the fucking point? Imagine a bank claiming other banks explode randomly, but they have anti-explosion technology. Why? Why advertise a solution to an imaginary problem? Why not make their slogan "We solve shit that never happens."?
promontorium 5 months ago
I blame the Noid for all my orders.
OgnarPliskin 5 months ago
Didn't they pull these commercials cause a guy whose last name was actually Noid killed to Dominoes pizza employees??
rang3r34 5 months ago
Dominoes announced that they're going to have him star on a commercial Monday. Reason why? To promote a Dominoes game app on Facebook. Person with the highest score gets a coupon for a free pizza at Dominoes. They said it's going to be about a week, but I have a feeling they're going to make it much longer -___-
kabuto310 5 months ago
the noid haunts my darkest dreams, destroying my pizza while kathy bates cobbles my ankles.
themuffman45 6 months ago
@themuffman45
LOL
ThePatriotMuckraker 5 months ago
I remember the time Adam West blasts him with a shot gun. Lol
SpartanForgeWorld300 6 months ago
LOL!!!!!!!!! 'The Noid' was that deal, man! But he didn't fuck around with BK, baby! :D
You know, growing up in late-80's/early-90's Brooklyn, I remember seeing Domino's (pizza, not sugar. 'Cause they were still in Brooklyn at the time) ads on t.v. and I just remember how bad I wanted to go. Same thing with Little Ceasars. Only corporate pizza we had in Brooklyn (at least on the Fulton Mall) back then was Pizza Hut. And they still run shit! Domino's seems a little depressed these days.
BrooklynEagle 6 months ago
0:03 creepy face
blackorby4 7 months ago
This commerical is from 1991 instead of the 80's.
blackorby4 7 months ago
Great, great, great!!!
gringofxo 7 months ago
5 people didn't avoid the noid
byknightsfall 9 months ago
The morons in Seattle keep re-electing this guy to Congress.
soylentteal 10 months ago
Back when Domino's pizza was actually kinda good.
Jnaathra 10 months ago
FUCK the Noid. his real name is Adnoydall and he trolls Van Halen videos 24/7 spewing nonsense about ricer cars and teen sodomy. Fuck you Noid. EVH is god.
wimpyliberalbuster32 11 months ago
Once in high school I ate like a 1/4 ounce of shrooms and played monopoly with the noid He was a pretty cool guy once you get to know him.
electricboogaloo420 11 months ago
I love his diabolical laugh! Hilarious commercial. I remember the Noid.
MsTiredofit 1 year ago
Back in the days before Dominos ads were about how the pizza sucked so bad they had to completely change the recipe.
pardyhardly 1 year ago
My friend Brent has a doll of Dominoes Pizza Noid
narukofan2 1 year ago
this shit is so classic i remeber that when i was younger
Jthizz86 1 year ago
avoid the Noyd.....Adnoydall....Youtube's biggest Troll!!!
Lucicsux 1 year ago
Bring back the noid..human actors suck!
wesmeis 1 year ago
i once thought the noid was hot. gave me a bonor everytime......
patsyd80 1 year ago
that was what 5 years ago? lol
MegaStormwalker 1 year ago
Perhaps it was the noid who should have avoided me
ziagen14 1 year ago 3
BUT WHAT IS THE NOID??? Is it an allusion to apathy? Is it a reference to bad packaging? I honestly don't understand. What the fuck is a noid and HOW does dominoes "avoid" it?
promontorium 2 years ago
Maybe just a reference to incompetent pizza chefs and delivery boys?
Adamguy2003 1 year ago
@promontorium your stupid
MegaStormwalker 1 year ago
@MegaStormwalker It's spelled "you're", stupid.
promontorium 1 year ago
@promontorium LOL burn!
KindomHPrincess 1 year ago
@promontorium Ironic how the guy correcting word choice winds up adding an unnecessary comma.
fastchapter 11 months ago
@fastchapter The comma wasn't a mistake, I used it to emphasize that the guy calling someone stupid was in fact being stupid. Read his comment. Or better yet, don't bother leaving incorrect smartass replies to comments from nearly a year ago.
promontorium 11 months ago
The Noid is running the Corporation now clearly. Along with adding provolone into the Mozzarella, they adding red pepper to the sauce, and garlic into the crust. Yes, indeed the Noid is not being avoided now. The fuckers!
DarkWolfen 2 years ago
That doesnt sound too bad...tho I have not had their pizza in years, so maybe it isnt an improvement.
ignoranceandwant 2 years ago 2
@DarkWolfen impossible adam west killed the noid
b52goats 2 years ago 3
How'd he do that?
DarkWolfen 2 years ago
he beat his face in and then snaped his neck DUUHHHHH :P watch?v=EnGgZxTYL8Q&feature=related
b52goats 2 years ago
Adding garlic into the crust actually sounds pretty good.
Adamguy2003 1 year ago 2
If you like indigestion, bad breath, and bloating.
DarkWolfen 1 year ago
Garlic doesn't give me any of those effects, other than occasionally bad breath, but I can fix that by just brushing my teeth or popping a peppermint or two into my mouth.
Adamguy2003 1 year ago
@Adamguy2003 I'm so glad you took the time to tell me this much about yourself....lol
DarkWolfen 1 year ago
"Perhaps it was the Noid who should've avoided me..."
SgtKitty123 2 years ago 16
lol win XD
STEFANROCKER23 2 years ago
In 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill customer who thought the ads were a personal attack on him, held two employees of an Atlanta, Georgia Dominos restaurant hostage for over five hours. After forcing them to make him a pizza and making demands for $100,000, getaway transportation, and a copy of The Widows Son, Noid surrendered to the police. Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion, and possession of a firearm during a crime.
Cakerolled 2 years ago
wtf?
andrew87804 2 years ago
now i get that family guy reference when adam west kills the noid
xVeZx 2 years ago
what ep is that
qwertyuiopdan1 2 years ago
when meg gets the job at mayor wests office....
xVeZx 2 years ago
season 5 (volume four dvd) episode 10
matmiller7484 2 years ago
0:59 That shit looks TASTY!!! My mouth is watering! :P
mnmtwinz 2 years ago
fucking weird
zimmcat 2 years ago
FUCK the '80s
thefish649 2 years ago
AVOID THE NOID!
hjertab 2 years ago
OR YOU WILL BE SUCKED INTO THE VOID!
scannerprogram 2 years ago
if only it was the noid, and not the lazy delivery guy/dominoes employees.
AIDSbanana 2 years ago 3
I'm eating pizza right now, so if you see the Noid, tell him if he does anything to ruin my pizza, I'll snap his neck.
sawjac13 2 years ago
The Noid died last weekend. RIP Brotha
MilkandPotatoes 2 years ago
dude the noid is awesome and I dont care if you dissagree he is fucking awesome
goosebumps96 2 years ago
ok, ok, damn.
phunkystar3k 2 years ago
"perhaps it was the noid who should have avoided me.."
bertnernie2012 2 years ago 22
Thank you Mayor Chapstick
UseYourDestruction9 2 years ago
god... the noid is such an ass!
TheSourDieselToad 2 years ago 3
If the noid tries to ruin the freshness of my pizza....ill snap his neck
StraigtRED 2 years ago 7
adam west
Johnblz00 2 years ago 5
"If you see the noid,tell him if he tries to come and make my pizza flat or anything else to it,i'll snap his neck."Adam West-Family Guy.LOL,funny.
MeTaLdUdE02 2 years ago
You, sir, have just won the game. <3
WhatBadGod 2 years ago
NO! U CAN NEVER WIN THE GAME!
Cyndonia 2 years ago
Damn you!
WhatBadGod 2 years ago
the noid is a pizza Nazi!!!
spauldinghaig 2 years ago
Eh... This is why I prefer going out for pizza.
RedSalamander 3 years ago
I remember playing the video game, lol! It came out the year I was born!!
90geekgirl06 3 years ago
...in less than 30 minutes...until someone got killed.
Pele2269 3 years ago 2
hip hop
icebearRender 3 years ago
the noid gotta come back
icebearRender 3 years ago
yA DOMINOES BLAME THE NOID
RAZEAN55 3 years ago 2
lol! "The Niod did it" not because you the chef sucks, it's because the niod did it.
Chillaxes 3 years ago 2
hahahahahahaaaa
DanzanRyuJJ7 2 years ago
GOD, that guy's scary! I'm damn happy I wasn't alive in the 1980's.
CanIHaveSomePlease 3 years ago
Me neither XD
CynnDiva2010 3 years ago
youngins
dchiz18 3 years ago 5
This game was awesome. Hands down to yo-noid. A truly 8-bit gem!
walterbaldeon 3 years ago
Damn, now I'm hungry...
FargoJ02 3 years ago
Just don't let the Noid destroy your pizza!
CynnDiva2010 3 years ago
dominoes PIZZA
starclonewars 3 years ago
what an ugly character
RMena64 4 years ago
Yeah really, I used to be scared of him when I was little...
atom57 3 years ago
Could someone post the commercial in which the Noid is reading about Dominos pizza in a newspaper?
Regal99 4 years ago
I love youtube nostalgia...
my83merc 4 years ago 3
I am an-noid of his voice OMG What a pun!
DoktorKupix 4 years ago 3