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  • Cows and such are healthy and have lots of protein, I used to be a vegetarian, but the truth is the animals are already cut up and killed and ready to eat. Me not eating meat isn't going to stop others from killing cows and chickens and stuff like that. So its alright in my eyes

  • @Azeyre - Supply and demand. If all people stopped eating meat, no animals would be getting killed for food (maybe other luxuries, but whatever). It's that me-turning-vegetarian-is-going­-to-make-no-difference attitude that is actually stopping lots of people becoming vegetarian. But if everybody took the initiative to make that move, it could WORK.

    And this applies in many different situations, like voting. "There's no point, one vote doesn't make a difference".. This is a bad mentality to have

  • what about llamas they spit? Isnt that techniqually assault?

  • I'm straight-up Vegetarian. I don't eat any living thing apart from vegetables/plants.

  • you have converted me

    im a revenge based vegiterrian

  • Is this on wikipedia yet?

  • beef usually comes from a steer, which is a neutered bull. So basicly we chop their balls off then execute them and eat them. if we didnt chop their balls off theyd gore you,in which case it is justified to kill them. And while their dead...........NOM NOM NOM

  • Oh my gosh! I dont eat any red meat... just chicken and fish. And now i am totally using this when people ask me why i dont eat red meat.

  • bull shit i got attacked by a cow when i was 9 and i have a big ass scar from when it trampled my ass

  • @deakvalid Haha that sucks ass

  • it's just simple..animals eat other animals. nature isn't vegan and being a vegan isn't good for your body. your diet lacks protein and fat things that are really important

  • @wencnsc Have you ever heard of tree nuts or fat-enriched fruit and vegetables? As for proteins (for example): broccoli, oats, and, yet again, nuts. Essential amino acids can be found in a variety of foods that are non-meat or non-animal based. However, you must combine certain foods to obtain all of your essential amino acids. The process takes a bit more thought, but in the end you don't get the massive amounts of saturated fats and calories.

  • @iOLY32 of corse i've heard but for my body needs i can't quit meat..and i believe in order to have a fit/strong body you have to eat some meat

  • The trouble with this argument is that we don't eat predators: lions etc. because they are higher up on the food chain and therefore have less biomass, so much less of the animal is "good" to eat, there are other reasons why we don't eat predators, but that is a key point.

  • @woodysgamertag cows are not faster than humans dumb ass hahahahaha

    maybe your lazy ass who plays cod all day and watchs youtube

  • @fird1 hey troll, go away no one likes you

  • facts. cow are munipluative. they know when to attack. when i was 11 years old i was in 4h. i was showing a steer. ( a bull without testiculs). right after i got out of the show ring and he started to run in front of me and threw his head into me and that pushed me into the fence and then he smashed me, kicked me, and stepped on me. love cattle but there muniplutive.

  • i horse head butted me 4 feet in the air :D and i broke my rist.

  • m8 lol keep the vids coming

  • Big Bird is a nice bird

  • i always wanted to be in a swan...

  • woody people eat dairy cows that are to old to make more milk

  • Do you eat Bison, AKA Buffalo? They're very mean and often gore people to death.

  • @FatBear5090 bison aren't buffalo

  • you can eat pigs, f'ers will eat ur ass in a heartbeat. freaking evil man.(one tried to eat me once, I fell asleep in my grandpa's barn; little bastard tasted good to :)

  • I've had a cow kick me in the nuts so they are on my safe to eat list, fucker almost blew out my balls.

  • Do chickens count as birds?

  • Omg that guy knows Tmartn!!!!!!

  • About the bull thing; sure, they could kill you, but he's talking about animals, given the chance, nom nomming you.

  • what about campers? should I eat the campers I kill? he has a camp fire already going there...

  • i really like your philosphy - amazing!

  • I eat what tastes good and I have tried going off meat for 2 weeks because I lost a bet. I did it right with beans and soy and all of that stuff, and I felt terrible. I couldn't run or do anything. I don't care what those Indian guys say, I have to have meat

  • dude, on my grammas farm i went up to a cow and it rammed me and my cousins down...real sweet (no offense i agree with your argument)

  • What about bears? Would that be considered cannibalism? Since they're people...

  • what about dogs? (it came to mind when the attack dogs came at the end lol)

  • So you're only going to eat mean animals or just carnivores/omnivores?

  • Any animal would eat you, most just can't kill you.

  • woody , what about pork ?

  • Cows are my favorite animals: Beef and Milk = Win

  • I have been a vegetarian for almost 3 years now, and I find this funny! I agree with you if I were to ever go back and eat meat again!

  • Also if you eat a lion where did it get it's food, from some herbivore that won't hurt you. So even if you eat a lion the cow is still getting eaten by it

  • I do see what your saying but a cow is a herbivore you can't expect it to hurt you since it doesn't eat meat. Then how it works is the cow eats grass, we eat the cow, and then we fertilize the grass( kinda gross) that is the natural way of how things work

  • i live on a farm. and cows bulls and steers even calves have hurt me. >.>

  • You should rule the world, Woody!!

  • But what if a little child stays beside a cow, and the cow just mysteriously "falls" over the child, i think the child would have been crushed :P

    but i see your point, they wont hurt anyone :)

  • cows are dangerous if you stand between cow and calf, also, bulls are extremely dangerous, trust me, farmers/vets killed by cows/bulls are a relatively common occorance, therefore: cows are in "mean" catagory ;)

  • Woodys Life-advice of the day: ALL BIRDS ARE MEAN!!1

  • We do eat a lot of cows but good meat comes from steers, aka castrated bulls.

  • yooo this is sweet im Pepsi Planet. when i was playing in thisgame with my friend lil fish i was like...that woody gamertag guy..i think hes on machinima .. ahhaha this is crazy.

  • pork is on the clear to eat list too. because pigs will literally eat anything!! 

  • 1:30 see them eating meat, it not only was grose.......

    1:42 but there was a morality play at "steak"

  • cows will kick u in the p3nis if you try to milk it and it gets scared

  • uhm.... I live on a farm and the best meat coms from bulls but the normal meat like they give you in the mcdonalds, that comes from cows

  • @AznGodXD but the bible says all men are created equal and God was a man

  • seriously? wtf

  • i much on balls all the time

  • I see but what is your stance on stealing baby cows liquid food ( milk )

  • I eat all meat. I like meat. I see it this way: some animals eat other animals, so why should a human not? Are we above other animals just because we have the better brains?

    Okay, so I don't hunt for my own meals, but where I live I can't just do that. Besides that, humanity has grown to a point where we simply can't survive that way. I don't see why people make such a big deal out of it.

  • Technically humans are animals, and humans are always "mean" to each other (e.g. Hitler), so does that make cannibalism alright? You should make a video concerning this topic.

  • last 2 sentences... thats what she said

  • how often do you eat a swan? you eat chickens who are bred in shelves and engendered to grow up fast.

    and do you guys know that a lot of restaurants serve horse meat when you order meat?

  • In the bible God killed animals Y can't we?

  • @gonnabeme123 becuz were not god

  • Bulls are "mean" in the fights and stuff because they are forced to.

  • a cow almost ran me down once xD so yes they are mean

  • This makes sense to me, lol. I just hate vegetarians who won't eat animals because of the idea of killing, yet they'll slaughter MANY helpless plants. I know it sounds silly, but if you believe life to be sacred you have to include plant life. Plant life IS life, all be it a little different than animals. Besides, we owe plants for many of the beautiful landscapes of our world.

  • What about pigs?

  • um woody i hate to break it to you but my mom has had her leg broken by a crazy cow that she took to 4-h. Also I own a sheep that can butt me to the ground with his head. I am no small guy either, I weigh 160 and I am stocky. I would easyily eat a cow or a sheep. I know mean examples of both

  • Woody I went and gave a swan a hug and it went for 3rd base... you lie.

  • people get stampeded by cows, imaging getting stampeded by a gint cow

  • Oh man these are classic " try to give a swan a hug" whos hugging birds, whos hugging animals? Im sure if you tried to give a sheep a hug, it would go mental

  • "all bird are mean" haha

  • how about pigs???

  • lol this was so funny to me, keep up these interesting commentaries

  • lol thank you woody... i HATE birds

  • The typical beef products that we eat are steers. that is a bull that has had its testicles removed. And I know from experience. steers and bulls are fucking mean man.

  • yo you need to get out more thats fucking mental

  • haha, this is the greatest idea i have ever heard! :D

  • Already heard this story on the podcast but still listened :-)

  • What about pigs? They are the meanest farm animals I've ever seen!

  • people eat people (jeffrey dahmer), so i guess people are fair game, lol. i remember hearing this on the podcast and thought woody was nuts. hearing this agian confirms my previous thoughts. just eat what makes you happy, healthy, and helps you stay alive. how much weed did you smoke when you dreamed up this revenge based vegetarianism? thats the question on everyones mind.

  • The problem I see with this mentality is that we are omnivores by nature. Our bodies were built to be able to consume both plants and animals. Take a pig, for instance. A pig doesn't care if what it is eating is a threat to it or not. It's just going to eat it. It's going to eat whatever it can in order to survive. You aren't being particularly mean to one species by eating it. That's just how the food chain works, and we are high up on it.

  • Fat Americans eat babies

  • i live on a cow farm woody is right cows are not agressive but if u try and give a baby cow a needle or even feed it the mother will go crazy but bulls are less agressive as long as they have regular acess to vaging enough said

  • Bulls are strong and Aggressive, but we don't eat Bulls we Eat Cows...Bulls can hurt you but only if you bug it or try to mess with them...then your just asking to get dropped. HA

  • A bull wouldn't still be okay to eat because the bull, while it may kill you, wouldn't eat you.

  • Woodies got an apetite endangered species. lol

  • i think woodies got an apetite for endangered creatures! lol

  • Oh my god, its not that the sheeps and the cows are "nice", they're just not carnivore.

  • @thehotsteal Did I say something to you? I can't remember. I saw this four days and have already forgotten. What did I say to you?

  • You forgot the biggest product of meat ever! PIGS. Idk if they would eat your or not, but do you eat pig?

  • @Zumwar1 boars would destroy you without thinking about it. if you eat boar, then i think you got the green light. normal pigs are really nice though and are one of the smartest animals in the world.

  • lol i will never give up burgers

  • Love it!

  • What about lobsters, or do you consider that a fish?

  • @Tsunamiblast KILL THE LOBSTERS!!!!

  • What the hell? Your whole argument is ridiculous... If I made a sheep the size of a house... it wouldn't eat me because they are nice! Dude seriously wtf?

  • @bobsagetlovesu

    I'm just gonna ignore the rude part of what you wrote and write to you as a i would write to a civilized person. normally i wouldn't replay to people like you but i think i wasn't very clear in my earlier comment so I'm making an exception.what i actually wanted to write is(as long as it's not forbidden by religion, it's OK to eat it)and that was my take on eating animals,but i didn't want it to turn to a discussion about religion so i just wrote what i wrote instead.

  • by this logic, i have the green light to have myself an awesome domestic cat stew!

  • @BlackEcho24 I do that every weekend.  Cat Stew Saturdays mmmmm.

  • But any living animal will attack you if its afraid or even defending its self... Even a sheep.

  • What about chickens and turkeys? Do you count those as part of the bird family?

  • @ sims90. The things you say make even less sence.. If we eat animals and plants, we are omnivores! I'm missing the ratio part of humans here Woody..

  • @kparker798 LOL yep. veal is a young calf, What will grow into a bull. So eat'em while they are small, before they get you

  • the birds are threaten by you they dont look at you as food -.- and the gold fish blown up to 120ft.. really? i dont believe it would seek you out to eat you, it might eat you while eating something else, but this goes with just about everything else that is 120 ft long (think of a whale eating quill a whale will sometimes eat small fish on accident) sorry but i feel like your "revenge vegetarian" it just a SUPER half assed version of an already easy diet.

  • Cows are faster than me? Really? How quick can they run?

  • what about leather and other products you get from animals other than food

  • You were definitely high during this commentary. Lol

  • You don't have to change the size of a swan. I got attacked and nearly drowned when I encountered one on a jet ski a few years ago.

  • i wanna see u snipe

  • UHM WOODY U DUMB THIS APPLYZ TO HUMANZ TOO STATISCALLY THEY KILL EACH OTHER DA MOST SO Y DONT U EAT DEM

  • @PastaPresentFuture its not you dumb its you are dumb. its not da its the. its not dem its them. nigger

  • get between a cow and its calf and it will eat you

  • there's one big flaw in this: it justifies how asians eat dogs and cats!

  • nothing of what you just said made any sense what so ever! We are carnivores, we have teeth made for eating meat and plants (kind of like what bears have), and we have eyes on the front of our heads which are the main characteristics of predators

  • i bet peter eats a lot of chickens then

  • my sister got attacked by a cow O_O they're evil!

  • haha guys emblem at 4:22

  • a giant chicken would pwn you

  • What about PIGS?

  • maybe carnivorous animals have been doing this from the start?

  • Do another one and talk about more animals pleasee

  • cows guna f my shiz up

  • @slashbot99 ha yeah it would

  • Homicidal Tendencies was my like 

  • 90 % of the beef we eat is male

  • Im pretty sure we eat bulls instead of the female cows, becasue female cows make alot more money from dairy. But a cow would never kill you to eat you, it would only kill you if it felt that you were going to kill it, so in other words you have to provoke it into a corner where it cannot run anymore, so i say dont eat cows ;)

  • Everyone goes on about the YouTube community and how it is 'so run down'

    But now commentators have resorted to talking about eating lions and goldfish.

    fml.

  • Cows love beer and i wouldn't like to meet a drunk cow down a dark alleyway. just sayin.

  • gah! what about the pig?! bacon is sooo delicious!

  • @tomsxdiner

    pig's at least males sometimes eat little piglets so I think it's ok

  • @tomsxdiner You need to watch the movie Snatch. Bricktop gives a pretty good description of the term "as hungry as a pig," and why you should be leery of a man who owns a pig farm

  • If you go near cows with a dog they WILL crush you

  • Swans like their space

  • 'Try giving your swan a hug'

    LMAO!

  • cows bring the milk, and the bulls are getting slaughtered for the meat, except when they're breeding bulls. And cows only attack when they feel hard-pressed(just like every animal), or when they have a calf and you come to close to them. The bulls always attack you when you're stepping into their territory, but they start to act like that when they're teenagers, when the hormone level increases....well that's what i know about the cows/bulls aggresion-comportment. Dont know if everythings right

  • Deers cause the highest human deaths

  • Woody, God put animals on this Earth for the human race to eat and live off of. God put plants on this Earth to provide us with oxygen and even some plants bare fruit. He didn't put plants on this Earth for us to eat. Why would we eat our only oxygen source?

  • @AcL5008 That's a great argument for people who believe in God, but to get everyone on side you've got to come up with one for those who don't as well. (Spoken as an atheist meat-eater btw)

  • @AcL5008 plants don't make oxygen TREES do.

  • @cdude247 plants DO make oxygen, anything that photosynthesises produces oxygen as a biproduct.

  • obviously he doesnt know cows.... putting ur fingers in a calves mouth... meh put it in a cows mouth and probably lose some fingers. and standing in a group of cows probably isnt the best idea.... just sayin

  • i got chased by a cow

  • hmmmm... what about some people tho... :o

  • but dude... LAMB IS NIIIIIIIICE

  • I'm off to try and hug a swan but im putting my sun glasses on as ive heard they like to eat eye balls

  • Soo... If a strip of bacon was a lot bigger than me would it eat

  • @hasteurdeath92 u re totally right I am a vegetarian and I would rather stroke an animal than shoot it.there was a video on last month of a couple keeping a hippo! And have u ever head of the crossbow canibal he has killed people and eaten them and there has been a massive outrage save animals!!!!

  • woody are you high right now? wtf

  • ive met a lot of fish lol

  • woody you would control the engagement against a swan

  • Like your logic woody, very noble, but my argument for why we should is this- because they are delicious. We are not vegetarians by nature, at least not anymore, we are omnivores, and therefore, we shall eat the cow. And the sheep... Because the sheep is so tasty...

  • im a farmer and cows can be supper mean and i have had friends that have been injerd by cows

  • Umm being a vegetarian of any sort is...gay...(no offense to gay people)

  • Being a society that really does not keep natural predators close by we have to kill a certain amount of cattle to maintain the cow population. It's the same concept as hunting (not trophy hunting), but if we didn't do this then cows, deer, wild turkey, etc. would be walking around towns and cities. I would not listen to Indian people about animal mortality anyways. more than 10,000 people have died from tiger attacks from 1800-1900. That seems like a good reason to kill something.

  • @justenzy you just made my lol mad me laugh so hard.

  • I've got been hurt by two fucking cows man. (broken arm)

  • woody u will not get kiled by a swan caz u will know to control the engadgment

  • Mmmm Chocolate mosquitos :)

  • What about Pigs?

  • i like your idea but would a pig eat you? i dont know anything about pigs

    i know they would eat a human if they are dead and chopped up a bit but would a pig eat a living small human? like say you where a leprechaun would a pig try and eat you?

    ps im never gona be vegetarian i love cow pig chicken to much

  • @luckygozer Yeah, but only if your dead. If you were large they would accidentally kill you

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  • wuts next woody? you gonna become indian?

  • i.m a meatatarian

  • cows kill more people a year then sharks

  • @podx11 The topic is eat (you mean bulls, thats mostly the roady'oh bull riders)

  • @podx11 there arnt many fields full of sharks though are there.

  • @podx11 no bulls do because they are tortured in many countries

  • @miamihurricanes471 it's the cow species in general