STUPID STORIES 1

[NobleTex217]

What no fart?

JK. That was awesome.

[MagnitudeOfSoul]

ALMOST LOST ME LOLOL

[MagnitudeOfSoul]

JACK VALE EFFING OWNS THUMBS UP! =D

[HomeWreckerzInc]

She's trying so hard not to laugh xD

[L00kbitchimrickjames]

you have a huge ass..

[smokejc]

@L00kbitchimrickjames what

[Appleseyeful]

You always wear like the nicest jeans :D

[luzchuck]

keep makin more vids funny jack..we like it

[EricxXx49]

Its my lobe .. lmao

[volcomXdiamond]

am i the only person who things jack wouldnt look that bad with his ear pierced?

[GUCCI4126]

The first girl is so nice and cute

[MeInvalidMan]

your kidding



[JonathanMichaelSpain]

Haha this is hilarious

[spideerrrrrrrrrrrr]

sexy girls

[MCRUBIX]

wheres part 2?

[8751148]

i would be like"" why the fuck is he tellin these kinda stories""???

[lonababery]

you so rude

[zarofpker]

@WREQUIEM fucking weirdo.

[zarofpker]

@WREQUIEM so your saying he is being truthfull by saying that my moms pussy is dry? that doesnt make any fucking sense. you fuckin weirdos.

[zarofpker]

@UGrIImeKiidK ugh you sick minded prick GET A LIFE. TROLL.

[WREQUIEM]

@zarofpker he's just being truthful

[ILiveandBreathe007]

lol... specialists from all over` made me laugh so hard!!!

[Eric23er]

lol She is like "thats bull shit.. but okay sir"

[Ichiboy900]

Cool story, bro

[360NEAL360]

@Ichiboy900 stop copying people

[fuzzyguy90]

she is like whats up with this cracker he be crazy

[zarofpker]

this guy is soo funnyyzzzz

[collioMN]

press cc

than press transcribe audio

laugh your balls off

[ALEJANDRO60009]

lool that’s cool , I tried that it’s funny like talking to random ppl by stupid stories haha

[connorNcharlie]

False! It is humanly and physically impossible for you to bleed blood out of your ear more than 10 millimeters thick, jeez obviously you didnt pay attention in biology

[3iknow]

@connorNcharlie stfu fag ,nerdy ass fuck boy enjoy the video of course its fake have a sense of humor dick head.

[kristsattea]

@connorNcharlie You completely missed the point in this entire video. Fail.

[runeman180]

he should run into a store and ask people what year it is an when there like "um..2011?" he should be like "holy crap it worked..."

[NobleTex217]

@runeman180 I may take that idea. I hope you don't mind.

[runeman180]

@NobleTex217 do it! make sure your convincing though lol :P

[NobleTex217]

@runeman180 I won't let you down. My gf got me a nice little video camera thats can work for this situatuon.

[UGotBurnt]

its actually unbelievably awkward to watch these :L

[ToddlerEater]

i wish hed do more of these

[DrawenStandard]

My neighboor is like this, and he talks to me every time he see's me...

[93kamile]

@DrawenStandard This comment made me giggle :) I can imagine what's going through your mind when you see him, hehe :)

[HBK2319]

"they almost lost me" Hahahhahaahhahahahahah

[puddinnc]

OMG stupid stories is the BEST!

[QBisbest]

I call bullshit.

[DilemmaSTS]

yer kidding

[twiztidty18]

That was amazing

[hashimgas]

"Almost Lost me" All that for an EARLOBE!!?? LMAO

[orangemonkey92]

this story would make a great movie!

[chrisvlad2005]

hum hum!!! Do you want anything? No i just wanna tell my story hahahaha

[scampynoXP]

Why so many dislikes??

[TraMaCrYpToSiS]

lol

[jkhillhaha]

that lady is such a trooper...

[TheMrkeith75]

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS

[just4playin1]

458 people had the exact same experience for real. ;-p

[KuzaDnB]

" Almost lost me" hahazhahahahahah fuck me i love this don't know why its got so many dislikes

[DashingBoy420]

@KuzaDnB you are its great but what do you mean by fuck me lol

hahahahaha

just kidding.

[bakebooey]

@KuzaDnB Are you kidding me? A person could cure cancer and post a video on how he or she did it and there would still be dislikes.

[breakingdownthewalls]

Yuo should tell that at parties

[kingofwii]

BORING! Sry, but this was boring..

[RzXVeRSaTiiLe]

I'm Crackin UP lol its just str8 nonsense!

[beanking1218]

haha 1:47 she like rolls her eyes lol

[mcnelson4]

the chicks actually interested lmaoooooo!

[vpcsbandit]

I have no question for u so what's the problem huh...u crazy lmao

[vpcsbandit]

This is funny as hell she's all into the story

[GuitaGal92]

Hilarious!!!!

[vectro242]

how is this a prank? A long story?

[november132]

did you wipe your ear on your walls? haha

[sebz661]

Hahahah " I'm not ready to go yet"

[EvilEtiquette]

you should have told her you went def from the piercing :)

[onesweetfantasy]

Lol, she was like FML.

[Peltonenify]

cool story hansel

[low72]

cool story bro!

[SolidEliteForce]

@low72 Bro story, cool.

[yurismir1]

@SolidEliteForce orb yrots looc

[SolidEliteForce]

@yurismir1 hahah i see what you did there

[fsxaviator]

I don't think he was kidding....

[torhz101]

eh why so many dislikes.this is funny

[6Fruity6]

That lady was all "Maybe if I smile he'll go away!"

[Thundercocks2011]

Jack uses much bigger camera than mine wonder how he hides it

[actorman2004]

Hey Jack,  Has Lost Prevention ever approached you and caught you filming in stores? Because i work in food retail, and we have security and corporate policy is strict on taking pictures and filming on location, even parking lot, I was just curious..

[kregerfilms]

Jack, you are a pretty talented guy...it's awesome to see you putting up more stuff recently besides just "pooter" videos.

[MrDillender]

true religions i love it

[mikejizzyj]

nice jeans jack.

[inxyTrolls]

@mikejizzyj yeah they are awesome lol

[Lawrencewwefan]

@mikejizzyj hes got apple bottom jeans LOL

[iPhoneAppReviewer]

True religion or no religion.

[andrewh817]

@iPhoneAppReviewer White black shoes or no shoes.

[freshkiick]

Lol she called you a cutie 1000 times. She wants the DICK

[jonnythunder75]

Jack...you are an incredibly clever and funny guy.....how in fuks name did you keep a straight face while telling that story is anyones guess..!!! I LOVE IT..!!!

[donyboy73]

you're good at acting weird, awesome man!

[jockolanterntits]

That's kind of funny...I guess

[huskerfan103]

Awesome! I want to see more stupid stories!

[RepresentinTX]

Lol she was just pretending to listen, deep down shes like wtf u doing

[jakelxxx12121212]

umm i dont really see how this is funny u need to get with uncle john and do unchap

[su1eman]

Brilliant.

[11ericg]

wtf is up with 438 dislikes???

[flameballification]

"thats.....different....." lmfao XD

[usmcpvtswat]

Lol poor lady

[TooMuchScars]

Click the CC button under the video, turn the volume off, if you can understand anything you should be Chuck Norris

[BluesBros9497]

the whole idea that he was hospitalized, got blood on the walls, and they almost lost him.....all from an ear piercing, is just ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. Bravo

[Dreadlord67]

Jack Vale=the man

[spookyjonesmusic]

LOL Love it.

[chilibro]

she probly steals the jewlry

[mikescott27]

@chilibro lol that was a little random,but funny.

[chilibro]

@mikescott27 yeah cause she's black

[IDOVGLEE]

why so many dislikes?

[Deviantmoon666]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



[VolcomBoy921]

LMAO "pull me into the light. im not ready im not ready"

[shhlisten]

Lmao

[vanessa11223344]

I was wondering. why the hell cant i hear this. Then i realized i had my headphones plugged in . =) silly mee.

[RapzBeastKill]

@vanessa11223344 ha

[TheArcherCp]

More of this!

[Bkvideo11217]

This was a really good one jack lol they almost lost me lmao make more soon

[Shawty453]

I actually really liked the idea of this video! Keep it up, Jack! :)

[donvito2k16]

im not ready im not ready. lol

[Pseidof]

This is awful and not entertaining, you're boring Jack :/

[IAM18YEARSOLDANDOVER]

I wonder if Jack was fortunate enough to be able to lick these Black girls' pussies?

[meliibummx]

LOLLOLOLOL

[chakra25king]

8====================D God bless!

[pickthisgirl]

That girl totally looked like she didn't believe him, lol, totally unimpressed, lol. I love Jack.

[PoopTruffles]

Rick Roll people in public.

[CrazyJim88]

Does she call him gay at the end of the video?!? XD

[dnlcone]

You have been putting a lot more up than bassmaster better get on him tell him to step up game

[xBraiNshOcK]

@dnlcone its not about quantity but about quality. 

[YakubBordash1]

@dnlcone he doesn't get as many views as bassmaster.

[phoebe421]

@dnlcone bassmaster gets 5x more views than jack. jack ought to step up his game

[sonnetxi]

@dnlcone eds too busy fishing

[smokemadbuds991]

lol that was real funny.

[bustacap470]

How dont the Walmart workers know you on a first name basis?

[SupremeOGtv]

Nice true religions, i just ordered nudie jeans today !!

[YuneShik]

why is this video so poorly rated? i thought this was the funniest shit!

[sanhoshi01]

she has a crush on u Jack :P

[mannyb332211]

dammit now i have to go on mission to go look for @scottishwun comment....

[brenderp]

"you're kidding" NOPE!! CHUCK TESTA

[GodPlageon]

@brenderp Winning!

[luckyclovers404]

aww she's so sweet :D she's an awesome listener!!!

[creemoweet]

that was awesome! How about going into McDonalds and telling them all about how you got food poisoning from Pizza Hut?

[lilman102030]

She was like MMMMMMMM HMmm

[KaoticMentality]

She gets paid by the hour. I assure you she doesn't mind listening to a customer

[tylermosley60]

This was funny, you should have told that to someone who was about to get there ear pierced.

[aaluz]

COOL STORY BRO

[mags1526]

Hilarious

[vinnyisthename]

Tell the next one a long story about your dick.

[TheWhoopsman]

it was all over the carpet the walls......the girl:ahhh thats ahhh im sor ahhh get out

[Cowsilencer08]

im not readyyyyyy

[JAMCss42]

more more more! we are ready we are ready! :D

[TheCalebVines]

I'm not ready! I'm not ready!

[BuriedAlive7x]

There was blood on the walls LOL

[hxcmetalhead]

lmfao! the paramedics came!!!

[miguel544]

Lmao

[Bigtime3780]

IM NOT READY IM NOT READY" LOL

[Bigtime3780]

notice the girl behind her...she keeps lookin like this guy is crazy or just a plain liar, LOVE IT" this is my 5th time watchin it!

[OverlyExcitedNewJack]

it starts off legit enough, then WHAM! bullshit and nonsense!

[Ysk1productions]

Make more please!!!!!

[MonkeyOnTheContrary]

Funny

[tjw1963]

She had a lot of patience. Having worked in retail myself, I found that people just want someone to talk to.

[LukeDyton]

I believe Jack was giving birth or somethine. I'm not sure what kidding is exactly.

[bb7827]

youre kiiidiin!!!

[BigBagsForRent]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[hassansbaiti1]

looll

[GayFishSticks]

BTW do more