Triumph the Insult Dog on Last Comic Standing

[KTKomedy2813]

TRIUMPH: Dying is hard. Comedy is...

LOUIS: Easy.

TRIUMPH: Sorry, the correct answer is: Jeff Dye sucks.

[Cyaneyed77]

We inflicted Fearne Cotton on the states? I can only apologise

[SGTSAM101ST]

if it bends its funny if it breaks it

no idea

the correct answer is you suck

lol

[Andy50k1]

this guy should realy host his own model show,and kick everyone elsa off.this guy is good. :D

[Aguzman0077]

What the hell was Bill Bellamy doing there?

[ArachnusPorkus]

"You've all been a great group of finalists...

..for me....

..to poop on."

[corebare]

Nice job drowning out the voices with that dumbass background music. 

[quittersremedy]

For me... to poop on.

[SomeoneCommenting]

"Welcome to Burguer King how can I help you?" ROFLMAO

[12107170]

Damn she fine.

[Tre404]

Viva la Smigel! :-)

[DrJohnsonMD]

Bah, I can barley hear it >:(

[xXBRAP44Xx]

my god TRIUMPH =EPIC



[NIN992]

Its so gay how they edited this. Triumph is perfectly funny without lame zoom ins, cutaways, so called funny music, just lame all around. part of the beauty of triumphs act is seeing people squirm. When they edit it so everyone looks good and has perfect reaction shots, I die a little on the inside.

[HappyMilichi]

hahahah my favorite is "if you're here, who's guarding notredame?? xDD

[misteri0s0]

2:05 what does he say?

[eoharjo1]

@misteri0s0 You eat and drink comedy and thats how you turn it into crap! LOL

[aRanDumBhobo]

Robert Smigel is pure genius.

[zer0dahero]

2:00 LOL

[XxGirntacos]

triumphs eyes lol

[marykmac07]

haha

[cirosuperiore]

what ever happened to triumph???

[eoharjo1]

"the only thing steve schrippa said no to was"----what? i didn't get that

[crazydrummerdude]

egg white omelet

[geniusjas87]

"you eat and drink comedy.. and that how you turn it into CRAP!" lmao

[shall2347]

man I cant get over that chicks eyes.

[zuzanarox]

the correct answer is "you suck" LOL

[Jose21Arroyo]

Triumph is a BEAST!!!

[K1ng0fn3rds]

he is not A beast, he IS beast

[greektommy]

Hahahahaahahah 4sho made my night!

[H3art5]

LMFAO!!!!

[ddoggdiggity]

hahaha to poop on

[shall2347]

that was hilarious, who in the fuck is that blonde? wow

[iamjurell]

fern cotton, but i haven't a fucking clue what she would be doing on a show like this (by which i mean american, i obviously wasn't implying any quality on this show, besides triumph obviously)

[Galron066]

Fern Cotton. She's one of our tv presenters who flapped her way over the pond.

[hgb0005]

Eliza was awful. she doesnt have any jokes

she was like john heffron.....the reason why she was always hopping around on stage..............she was trying to find a punchline

[d1galan]

that one blonde chic is hot!

[Forrest40PF]

Smigel is the f'in man.

[luckyballa7]

that was epic i love triumph, he's my hero

[cangriman0101]

2:13 She is really hot! What's her name?

[asdtech153]

Eliza Schleshinger or something.... Se was the winner of this shown season of LCS

[calvin7075]

her name is ELIZA SHLESINGER

[Phawkers]

the best fuckin dog ever

[IWannabeJew]

You've had the pleasure?

[ForgottenCavalry]

triumph for the win, so funny

[F0Xhound009]

I like triumph, he's awesome, but I hate this show last comic standing. I think it's horrible and the comics are usually not that great.

[atticuscb]

damn eliza is HAWT

[HisNameIsAngel]

I saw her live at Comix a couple months back, and my GOD! Even better up close.

[nodws]

LOL

you eat and drink comedy... then u turn it into crap xDD

[abazsozso]

if your here , then whoes guarding notre dame

[raver416]

worst finalists ever lol

Esther Ku was even better than Iliza

[livinndarkness]

she was gorgeous too

[undrtakr900]

Triumph should have won Last Comic Standing just from that bit right there, lol.

[chuckle14]

Iliza, it's been so much fun watching you grow- from a B to a C cup. LOL!!!!!!!!

[jakebentley07]

owned!lol

[apxeli]

Great finalist... FOR ME TO POOP ON! <3 Triumph

[hemmi79]

I've been waiting for this to come on YouTube forever. Great post!!!

[biomed007]

....and his audience coined the phrase: I want my money back. looooooool

[vanessaminer101]

Jeff Dye, if it bends its funny. If it breaks its ___

I have no idea.

Sorry the real answer is, you suck.

Louis Ramey, Lying is hard, comedy is ___

Easy.

No im sorry the real answer is Jeff Dye sucks.

[calvin7075]

lol louis you say you eat and drink comedy and thats how you turn it into crap

[hurric]

lol thanks for posting this

[chuckle14]

Marcus will sell more records than dane cook- because marcus will work at Virgin Records. LOL!!!