Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :) - C.W.C. On TV Trailer

[TheApatheticGuy]

I, for one fleeting moment, felt a tinge of empathy for this pathetic manchild at 2:28.

Then I remembered all the fucked up things he's done and moved on.

[LordAzanko]

who would have thought one moment in his life would end up being a wellspring of all his sorrows

[mrfalafl]

He might have turned out normal if it wasn't for the $1,000 game shopping spree

[TheGoldenGearRule]

@mrfalafl Or Barb having him before she was in her 40's. That's what I think did it.

[BluBerryRagamuffin]

He was adorable as a child. But he never grew up. That's the problem.

[Oskarmandude1]

That little kid was fated to become an internet outlaw...

[anti4kids2000]

Any loser who uses Chris Chan as a way to sound cool by pointing out the stupid shit he did when they're no better in my book are way worse than Chris Chan.

[korynnleefx]

@anti4kids2000 I'm actually more worried about loling than looking cool, there's nothing that can make me look cooler than i already do, so..

[anti4kids2000]

@korynnleefx Nothing against CWC trolls, Clyde Cash is fucking cool. Especially after what he did to the Iconoclast. But I'm referring to just them people who are weird, yet using CWC as way for them to sound cool. Louisthehedgehog and Haggismccrablice are perfect examples.

[MrToastOmnomnom]

Damn it Sega.

[SomeBlokeLol]

I'M THROWING MONEY AT THE SCREEN BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING!

[bluereaper75]

you know? i bet if he actually sold this DVD he could make a ton of money from he trolls alone

[jimmyjimbo72]

8 minutes? This is the longest trailer ever.

[Rocker742]

Good Night, Sweet Prince.

[HatterMadigan]

WTF spiderman? Did he say he had a boyfriend?

[Christhefireshark]

Actually, his church is anti-homophobia. This means he gives one shit less about religion than even we thought.

[KeyLocke7]

It's pieces of shit like this guy that make people think I am completely retarded when I tell them I have Asperger's Syndrome. Fucking pathetic...

[sirpico123]

@KeyLocke7 only the very ignorant. chris behaves the way he does because he is insane, NOT because of autism

[KyFriedPlatypus]

I lol everytime Chris says "I have a boyfriend."

[444Tazer]

I actually sounds like he has a deeper voice as a child than he does as a fully grown manchild.

[405OklahomaBrewing]

Hello cum eater

[keeper253x]

It's pretty funny watching this because it seems like there is almost no difference between childhood CWC and adult CWC.

[ZeroZiat]

I couldn't stop laughing after the shitty slideshow with the fucked up out of tune voice over.

[freeeekyyy]

I can't tell much of any difference between Chris then and Chris today.

[Elite2882]

he collects sega and semen

[JeffroTV]

@Elite2882 Funny as hell! SemenChu

[DJVTrans]

The picture montage was actually nice , to bad he ruined it with he's awful singing.

[boitahaki]

and now hes a tranny.

[marin904]

ooooo sweet

[scarabix3D]

@Saeldur a tear shed for every autism child confused with chris :'(

[jballen90]

SHUT THAT GODDAMN THING OFF. D<

[JeffroTV]

@jballen90 Bob rawks!

[AgentStark427]

Oh my god... Christian couldve been more than what he became. This is just... Unbearable. To think that he was raised to be a total lunatic. What a waste of humanity! What a damn waste!

[TheSpiralDownward]

My question: How did he even manage to make...this?

[Lemileant]

High functioning?! So he could have made something of himself but CHOSE to act like a retard?!

[UnOwenWasHere]

@Lemileant No high functioning meaning a very strong form of autism. Meanwhile low functioning is when the autism Isnt that strong. Thats the main reason he acts like a retard is BECAUSE of his high functioning autism. They should've put the man in a mental home

[OriginalYTPooper]

@TranshumanCyborg Chris is narcissistic, sexist, homophobic, racist, self-righteous, sexually perverted, hypocritical, a compulsive and chronological liar.

If you want citations for any of these statements I can get more than three for each. He is a disgusting human being and I think it's fine that he's being used as a punching bag, because he has been continuously stirring the fire for FOUR DAMN YEARS. He's done at least 3/4 of the damage on his lonesome.

[jamiedw21]

i feel bad for this guy. no one should have gave him a camera

[HaloSpartanG13]

@Saeldur It's OK, the only people who do are trolls.

[nickblaze420]

sadely... his penis never changed since then

[iNvictaStudios]

He sounds exactly the same!

[Zoroark50]

Does anyone find Chris' life to be a massive tragedy? Because I sure do.

[tmepo1120]

@Zoroark50 I too, find it a tragedy.

[reuben0110]

@Zoroark50 i think everyone does, and that's why it's so funny.

[UndeadCrayon]

You know what I learned from this video? Chris REALLY likes striped shirts... even when he was younger..

[UndeadCrayon]

@Saeldur I won't =]

[tmepo1120]

His voice sounds exactly like this kid at my school whos obsessed with Angry Birds and romance Novels, He has Autism, hes exactly like chris chan.

[Zoroark50]

@tmepo1120 When you say "exactly", do you mean "equally deranged"?

[tmepo1120]

@Zoroark50 Yah

[GuidoSalami]

autists chime in here when chris talks about his achievement he doesnt seem autistic at all

[rockPanties69]

"high-funtioning" my ass! this guy's fucking retarded!!!! I'm not even joking; i have aspberger's, i know people who have autism and asperberger's, and he's not one of them! he's completely and totally retarded and ape-shit insane!!!!!

[Doppelgangersin]

There's news floating around 4chan that he died today at 3 am local time

[KiraShake]

@Doppelgangersin Nah... 1) It was on 4chan and 2) I looked for it on google and found nothing... I think it would have been in a google result before 4chan XD

[FallenPaladin85]

He's so pathetic.

[IDeafpool]

ye olde times.

[animemron]

You people are fucking pathetic... And the people contacting him IRL... What goes around, comes around pathetic jerkoffs.

[BigJuicyx3]

@animemron

Cry more.

[jake38989]

Awww wasn't Chris a normal kid when he was 12 now he is a freak.

[SomeBlokeLol]

Yep, ah'm on Tay-Vay y'all.

[Heithlar]

OH HE IS AUTISTIC?

[tateherring]

OH FUCK THATS SO SCARY

[RayKidd227]

WHY DOES HE GET WHAT HE DOESNT DESERVE?! At least this was before he was a racist douche

[TreborsWorld]

Yeah He is a HIGH FUNCTIONING AUTISTIC kid. So why doesn't he have a job again? Why does he still, at age 30, live with his parents?

[zeldafanboy23ify]

This is what ruined him, being spoiled by Sonic items.

[satsugekibukouken]

@zeldafanboy23ify he was born like that actually

[PlagueAngel88]

...Can i has eugenics plzz?

[localvandals]

lol he sings like mc chris

[noliesundead]

high functioning my ass, that is a full retard

[TwoHandedSledge]

Wow, he just wore that shirt yesterday! Fits like a glove.

[SabahAlev]

has this kid changed AT ALL?! he talks the same, wears the same shit, and was probably a sniveling shit then too

[ConservativeCat]

OH BOY.

[Wh3nYour3Strang3]

How much you want to bet that the kid at 0:53 got a stern warning about not stealing Christian's shit?

[Hitmonchan107]

@Wh3nYour3Strang3 Nigga stole mah Sonic

[FFS1NICO]

his mother- chris giant ego

his father- christian racism

his church- christian homophobia

his trolls- only people that made him realize what he had become. only people who parented him. also: i am an EMO :/

[buggerwho12]

Turn on Transcribe Audio for extra lulz.

[jimmyjimbo72]

JUUUULLAAAAAYY!

[Shavarnarak]

It only takes him a few minutes to master a game and move onto another!

Translation:

Little Chris was a spoiled little shit who got bored with a game easily, and wanted more and more and more games. Explaining his stockpile of them, as he now buys them from money he should be using for things like food, electricity, etc.

[Athils]

@Shavarnarak I think his parents do take money out of his SSDI check since the credit card debt incidents. The blame lay as much with them as with him. They raised him to be helpless and worked shitty jobs their whole lives, earning meager pensions and thus requiring the assistance he provides them, having alienated their other children.

Or this could just be the vodka talking.

[ChildofBrahma]

He was actually a really cute kid. Which makes this whole thing even more disturbing. .___.

[FFS1NICO]

@ChildofBrahma i actually agree.

[DoctorSubmarine]

When they eventually make a movie based on Christian's exploits, it should start with the first news story in this video.

[Cokecakepopcorn]

@DoctorSubmarine Then a old guy the kind you hear on police shows needs to be a narrator needs to start talking with photos of chris as a child behind "little Chris or the chanster was born in .....and raised by his father bob and...

Chris was abused as a child in his school when teachers held him down, this was only the first taste of the abuse to come, later years chris..."

[BraceForFail]

WHERE DO THEY FIND THESE CLOTHES

[10191927]

@BraceForFail Discount Clown Warehouse Inc.

[10191927]

"What would you do for a PS3?"

I would go down to my local electronics store and pick one up, like any sane person would do.

[666lilnickY]

@10191927 browse 4chan's /b/ section till i find a manufacturers' coupons thread and get one for free.

[10191927]

@666lilnickY browse 4chan? No thanks.

[ZyxthePest]

SLAM ATTACK

[lonestarw0lf]

closest thing to a chris chan biography

[avenged7x1994]

Oh, look! The only time he never had to use his welfare checks to buy games!

[Makingnewnamesisdumb]

This is not a trailer...

[hempartist420]

wins: 1

Fails: 13,465,938,628

[Curri3Saan]

@hempartist420 What did he win?

[mrnintendo88]

if only they knew what he would become... if only ...

[Yuki697]

I think he wears the stripes because they're supposed to make you look less fat.

That being said, if this is a "thinner" Chris..

[leeham991]

It's strangely out of his style this.

I think he made a real effort on it.

[cobhc666904]

SLAM ATTACK

[flashtin166]

I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND

[JLaxification]

HIGH FUNCTIONING AUTISTIC CHILD.

DRINKS HIS OWN CUM.AVI

[alexsell187]

Someone needs to explain this all to me. I can't fathom it.

[AkamuSlayer]

i've been looking for this for so fucking long

it's better than i could ever dream

who wants popcorn?

[videogamenostalgia]

This is like the flashback to a movie starring Will Ferrell, John C Reilly or Dan Fogler, where it starts with the main character as a kid, then moves forward to the character as a manchild adult...

[legionofdoom2009]

1:18 Did he just say "satanic routines"? O_o

[animalcrosser591]

LEGOS AND PEEXELBLOX

[darthteej1]

And that's the last this newscaster will ever hear of him, I envy her.

[halodystroyer44]

that website sucked ass

[MistahBlonde2]

just looked at chrises pokemon website...

is that true about bob chandler dieing? wow. chris chan has my sympathy.. for once

[thereaIblackcerberus]

@xam4000hehe Wow, he is? I knew he was racist, but...

[Devngel]

@xam4000hehe Then it's Karma... racism and homophobia leads to you spawning kids like Chris

[Devngel]

2:10 what would I do for a ps3? o I donno... get a job, save up some money... the usual

[uklapazz]

I feel so fucking sorry for his dad, who seems like and probably is a decent person who wants to enjoy retirement. This prick is a curse to that family. He's going to live in that basement forever. I mean, what is he going to do when they die? Christ.

[PsuedoNam]

I personnaly see nothing wrong with fiddling with this boy. He's to creepy not to screw with.

[LilLadyDaniella]

he seemed a bit normal when he was a child... but now... he's just f*cked up...wait... he's killing macarena with a butcher knife? DUDE I GREW UP WITH THAT SONG!!!

[dystopianlover]

If CWC is "high-functioning", then I'm a god amongst mere mortals.

[imelroy]

Lol I like the black kid :3

[Riitje]

The singing is killing me.. yet I still watch his vids

[Domebuddy]

Do you guys ever feel bad messing with a retarded manchild? I mean shit, give it a break, his life sucks enough as it is.

[SpiderMonkeyA69]

@Domebuddy the thing is, there are endless amounts of teenagers who find out about this guy everyday, and about 70% of them will want to fuck with this guy.... if only his parents worked out that if they stopped paying the Internet bill people couldn't tease him online anymore. but oh well

[SRH911]

@Domebuddy

Most people only make fun of him because he is a sexist, racist, hyper-religious, and a whole bunch of other things.

[Domebuddy]

@SRH911

He is also Autistic, A mental disability.  He practically doesn't know any better.

[LilLadyDaniella]

@Domebuddy do you want to try to help him? PS: he will ignore you and call you a troll...

[Domebuddy]

@LilLadyDaniella

No, I don't. I think his parents should. So there are only two sides eh? Either i help him or I mock him for being retarded. Stay classy.

[LilLadyDaniella]

@Domebuddy there's a third which is the "don't give a shit" side. the problem with his parents helping him is they don't even try to help him... so, counting on his parents is a waste of time.

[Domebuddy]

@LilLadyDaniella

Ok, So because his parents arent helping him, people go out of their way to blackmail him into recording himself doing stupider stuff than what he normally does? People are fucked up in the head. People should just leave him alone regardless of what he says, hes retarded, he probably doesn't know the meaning of shame

[LilLadyDaniella]

@Domebuddy the problem is that many people suffer from his disease and don't do half as retarded shit as he does, other then that, people troll him for being a homophobic, racist, egocentric "pedofork". personaly, I would try to help him, but he ignored my pms and blocked me. those who try to help him are "trolls" for him and people who actually do troll him are "true and honest" in his mind. better leave it as it is...

[Domebuddy]

@LilLadyDaniella

Ok, so because he doesn't want your help, you dont care if he is mentally raped by the internet? OH WOW, HES HOMOPHOBIC RACIST AND EGOCENTRIC! So is everyone else on the internet. There is no reason to give as much shit to a retarded kid, even if he did create an abomination called "Sonichu". He will never have a normal life, thats enough punishment for what he has done to anger anyone. Honestly, I dont care about him as an individual, but picking on retards is low.

[PsuedoNam]

@Domebuddy Autism =/= Mental Impairment. How dare you group us together with the mentally impaired. I'm suffering aspergers myself and even I don't act like a damn asshat all the time.

[Domebuddy]

@PsuedoNam

But autism is a mental impairment. And most people who have autism have very low IQs

[PsuedoNam]

@Domebuddy Thanks.

[Corruption64]

@PsuedoNam He isn't exactly making a personal attack against you.

[thereaIblackcerberus]

@Domebuddy Even if he didn't have autism, Chris would be a fucking retard anyway.

[Funkybob2]

@Domebuddy

"And most people who have autism have very low IQs"

Aspie here. Go fuck yourself you sanctimonious jackass.

[robokill387]

@Domebuddy I have aspergers myself. autism is a mental impairment, but not in the way you're implying. it doesn't affect the intelligence in most cases, especially not when they are high functioning like chris. in fact there are more autistic people with average intelligence than there are with low intelligence.

[BillyCauseyjr]

@robokill387 his low intellect probably comes from his parents taking care of every problem he has ever come into contact with for him.

[Cutelilteen]

@Domebuddy

Although I do agree that the trolling of Chris goes too far sometimes (although I'm not fond of him myself), he definitely isn't retarded. Socially awkward and extremely naive, yes, very much so, but not mentally retarded.

[maggosh]

@Cutelilteen You know he admitted online that he's retarded, right?

[Cutelilteen]

@maggosh

He admitted he was "slighty retarded/slow", or something along that line. Even so, I still don't believe he's 100% mentally retarded. At the most, he might have borderline intellectual functioning, but that's about it. Assuming what he said about being on the honor role is true, he can't be that bad. He'd probably just to have that as another excuse, along with is autism, for his inappropriate behavior.

[RussianDeathWorm]

HOLY SHIT

[MANBYTHEWIRELESS]

em... does he have a picture of every single person in his year book... on his ps3?

[GeorgeLRockwell87]

Sonic the Hedgehog is running wild BROTHER!

[videogamenostalgia]

I like how Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air is on the newsreading team (0.43)

[bagofgoldenhammers]

High functioning?

[SSF280190]

thay hurt my head.

[TheBreakfastJig]

i thought he didnt change his name till he was 18.

[OceanOfTwilight]

oh my gosh his singing is painful to listen to yet hilarious! he's obviously tone deaf 0_0

[ColonelOrnery]

Chris, that shirt was okay to wear in the 90s, we kids had no eye for color whatsoever.

But it's time to get with the decade.

[ac130pilot]

good lord what is he wearing

[konohathug239]

GOD HELP US ALL LOL

[90sHeroMAXD]

Oh boy slam attack!!!

[PaperRayman]

The prologue to one of the greatest Internet Sagas ever.

[BlatantReviewer]

6:56

The Face Of A True Rapist.

[STOOPIDDUMBY]

Oh boy! Slam attack!

[GentlemanOrcus1]

Ah, that poor child. If only he could see what he would become.

Also, I loved that Barbara dressed him up in that clown suit to show Chris is SPESHUL, and that he should get special attention. Cow.

[LatiosMaster1]

He sounds exactly the same.

[fattoler]

Dear God I never knew Chris Chandler has been around for so long, lucky bugger.

[Assiman]

... where can I buy this travesty of a dvd?

[ilikemunting]

Chris Chan is a white Michael Jackson, a white Michael Jackson that cant sing cant dance, but looks,actsand wants to be sexual with a child, my god a DVD of the wonders of the Man child, If i buy this i will be going to Hell for sure...

[ilikemunting]

Chris Chan is a white Michael Jackson, a white Michael Jackson that cant sing cant dance, but looks,actsand wants to be sexual with a child, my god a DVD of the wonders of the Man child, If i buy this i will be going to Hell for sure...

[CrossConsoleGamer]

What a monster that child became.

[Luellan]

That was one annoying sing-along soundtrack.

[StealthKitten]

The beginning and end of Chris Chan's life.

[KentuckyFriedGunman]

Someone needs a reality check.

[BADASSMANDO]

Dog gone long life long curse that I've had.

[sqwrrlta31stest]

Chis needs to go on American Idol.

[Kellox17]

i can't believe he made a dvd about ..HIMSELF, Good God.

[GentlemanOrcus1]

@Kellox17 He has an ego the size of Rosechu's pickle.

[MiNombreEsSteve]

He kinda sounds like Hitler from 2:00 on.

[GiantDoucheNG]

Wow. He hasn't fucking grown up since he was 12. That's a sad fact.

[MiNombreEsSteve]

@GiantDoucheNG Ironically enough, his vooice was deeper when he was 12. He looked and sounded like a fairly normal kid, something happened which retarded him further along the way.

[Toolsquatch]

Who the fuck makes an 8 minute trailer? How was this even a trailer for this retarded DVD? My head hurts for even skimming through it and listening to him sing retarded lyrics in his high-pitched, tone deaf voice.

[Ketorulz]

I don't know. How can you really tell the difference between a high-functioning autistic and a mere slow minded person? It is difficult.

[EvilMuppet1979]

The trolls need to bring out a "Yep, I'm on the internet! :)" sequel containing his most disturbing videos, and then mail copies to his family members.