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  • LMAO, they can put this in the next XBOX and PS3 game if you have a bad round - you must take the TW drive of shame with wife chasing you with a 9 iron!

  • This is funny....lol, and they was doing the most really tryna tell the story like they were right there....tooo funny!

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  • im surprised tiger lives in a 2 million dollar house, if i were him, id live in a 20 million dollar house

  • With that kind of funny animation shit, who needs the news.

  • nightline brought me here.

  • i think most Americans find animation to be childish (~things only children like), so they wouldn't use it for a serious news show.

  • That was hilarious. If our news were animated like that it would be more entertaining.

  • f you chinese a holes

  • It's not from a Chinese TV station, it's from EA Sports Golf 2010

  • Wow. Thats Awesome, came damn near close to a movie.

  • The chins were dead on it, that video animation was perfect!!

  • lol

  • of coarse the chinese  station does a story on this lmfao

  • Tap B for CRASHBREAKER!

  • Did he haz bulging dick?

  • They Do these At Adult Swim

  • Taiwanese is like Chinese I thought...like Mandarin, Cantonese, Hokkien, Min...etc.

  • lol it's not chinese it's taiwanese

  • @Nubbiestn00b it's Mandarin...what are you people talking about?

  • @Xinoutorah well for once, the subtitles are in Cantonese, and also they have a weird accent taiwanese/hong kong people have when they speak mandarin

  • @Nubbiestn00b I don't know much about Cantonese, but I do know that the subtitles are in traditional characters which are also used in Mandarin. I just don't understand why people are saying this is Taiwanese when clearly Taiwanese has a distinct dialect that sounds a lot different than Mandarin. Perhaps they are saying that it is being spoken by Taiwanese people?

  • @Nubbiestn00b you do realize that all chinese dialects have the same characters, right?

  • @ledzeppelin32 ARGHGGHGH ok, yes I know, but the taiwanese channel uses cantonese subtitles, and a has a distinct accent when they talk. Either it's taiwanese or hong kong... if you see related vids it says it's taiwanese as well

  • put the subtitles... cause if not, we don't know what rly happened... what they showed first was what his wife said... not what happened i know because i just saw it with subtitles

  • a lion wouldn't cheat on his wife but a tiger wood.

  • This's TAIWANESE NEWS FROM TAIWAN.WASN'T chinese...

  • Great Video, Watch this on YouTube,  ( Russell Palumbo Beat Down )

  • if i was tiger woods ,i would have said to the world fuck yall,and stay out my fuckin business,i dont have to explain shit , he got all the money in da world let him fuck who he wanna fuck

  • @jamesbond504 Let's make it a law, those who married and got money over $1 million can fuck 1 more women besides their wives without legal concern, over 500 millions 5 more women.

  • Why is everyone surprised that a wealthy black man was unfaithful to his wife? Especially since she was obviously only with him for the money. Even Bill Cosby cheated.

  • 加州佛羅里達???? I hope that was supposed to be a joke.....

    (It says this occurred near his California Florida mansion....)

  • A HOLE in ONE and a airbag into the DRIVER!!!!! LOL's, another one in the bunker. Woods mustve like a bit of rough on someones elses fairway!!! =D

  • Its not a Japanese video. It's Chinese by next media news. A news paper and mag in HOmg Kong and Taiwan. Nothing against black or US. They do daily 3d sims style news for most headline or popular news. You can check out apple daily news or next magazine on their site for more sims. Wondering why US doesn't do this

  • i love how he's driving a mini van in the video!!! hahahah. Guess thats what happens when you have kids. You get a mini van

  • He left his mini-van and took it out on the CADDY!!! xD LOL's!

  • aHH sorry it's not chinese tv, it's taiwanese tv ! LOL !

  • How can u blame tiger woods? The women he cheated on r soooo hot :) damn!

  • The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him? "I can't remember," She said, "just put me down for a 5!"

  • @ROCKSOLID19

    Would that be over or under par?

  • I would say a triple bogey! =D

  • I guess there are far too many puns available in golf for such events.

    It's like the sport was invented for just such a moment!

    :)

  • @4ebees 2nd biggest sport in the world, after shagging!!! xD

  • Oh Yes!!!!

  • lets not forget that the women who he cheated with,knew that he was married and had children.But they still seduced him and one can't forget that a man is a man,especialy when you have a bad wife around.

    I blame the women that cheated with him,especialy when some said that she did it for some gold digging.

  • @Fonzersbox

    Poor Tiger! :)

    You're so funny...I mean, you're not serious are you?

    If he can't control his dick, he should be around children or small animals without supervision.

    "I mean, that six year. Man, she was coming on to me. What was I supposed to do?"

    "I mean, that beagle. Man, she was coming on to me. What was I supposed to do?"

  • im serious.Those women deserve as much shaming as tiger does.Becouse they knew he was married and had children.

  • Or some bunker digging!! Can't use his wood then!

  • search for CAVO Tiger Woods. You should see this!

  • let me clear this.

    It is a Taiwanese TV news, not Chinese!

  • haha looks like the sims! xD

  • ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

  • Check out "The Ballad Of Tiger (Cheetah Woods)

    It's here on you toobe!!!!!

    I loved it.

  • where the fuck is my spicy chicken ?

  • Sofunny!

    Watch Tiger Woods a mistress carol remake!

  • what the numb this guy

  • This is probably pretty accurate. If Woods is not gonna speak on the matter, and stone wall the police from their investigation, than it is fair to speculate. I think he had been drinking and had popped a whole lotta ambien. The original police report states that an un named winess (Elin) showed an empty bottle of pills he had consumed.  How else would he have crashed into a hydrant and tree and then fell asleep for 6 minutes on the ground. Damn.

  • I have no fkn idea what was said but that was hilarious.

    Is it just me, or did that chinesse news staion acuse Tiger's wife of causing him to crash??

  • LOLSZZZZ@!

  • if that dik is all that ur have for being a human

    then u can only be a black male ho or a pornstar

    who will lose the job once u get old

    and ur soft long dik wont erect upright anymo

    from east asia

  • compelling.

  • his IRON ofa WOOD would turn into a plank!!!!

  • Whoa bro no need to get too excited there...

    And no need for the racist comments either =/

  • U ain't no bro of mine China white. U know how tired the Black man is of being the brunt of every racist joke in the world? John Lennon sang about "women is the nigger of the world, yes she is". Sorry Mr. Lennon I knowd u died way too young but your song should say "African Americans are the niggers of the world yea they are" cause we bin oppressed in American for over 500 years now. So you Chinese get up set when a nigger makes racist comments about u cause your boys made fun of Tiger? Dick

  • Hey I don't like racism any more than you do, I'm against racist jokes and remarks as well.

    But when did "my boys" make fun of Tiger?

    And even if "my boys" did "make fun of Tiger" (which I don't see how they did, please tell me how you think they did), then it wouldn't do well for a "nigger" to make racist comments about "my boys" because that would just make the "niggers" as bad as the racists.

    I completely agree with the plight of the african americansin the US...

  • LfreakinOL

  • Unndaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • Bannana Dick heh heh heh good one!

  • wants to find a man who will share a good time with me

  • he was driving an escalade but i guess they have escalade vans in china

  • LOFL

  • LOL

  • LOL THEY LOOK LIKE SIMS

  • ... why can't our gossip news be this awesome?!

  • Before this is over, there are going to be at least 50 confirmed affairs. Not only from waitresses, night club girls, and porn stars. But, from school teachers, politicians, and maybe even a midget. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he got involved with Lassie and Benji.

  • lol

  • Tiger's got Barbie Fever!!

  • FTW!

  • Where can I get that game

  • lol, i could just imagine the wife as a asian lady,

    i wouldnt be surprised.

  • oh and doesn't that slap constitute a hate crime? poor tiger

  • It would, if only he was really black. Or maybe I have that wrong... Since he's part black and part Asian, maybe that would make it a DOUBLE hate crime?? Still, dude had it coming. Cheat on his wife (and kids) like that...

  • this must be EXACTLY how it happened

  • LMAO @ 0:56 SLAP!!! BUAHAHAHAHA

  • Suck a nut

  • Why would they even feel the need to make such a silly video?

  • Why wouldn't they make it? This shit is hilarious...

  • The Chinese will rule the world!!! They have the technology and know how to do it.!!

    Very good video!!!!!!!

  • ugly chinese

  • i really need somebody to talk to , really bored today

  • well what do you wanna talk about?

  • XDD

  • how much would a reporter from Taiwan know about he Tiger Woods incident? sounds like they have too much time on their hands...

  • im glad that the chinese will make up news for me when im bored

  • Ahaha he was trying too drive away from that money sucking bitch.

  • She may be a dumb model that only married Tiger for his money and nothing else, but he cheated on her with multiple woman and got caught! They are both dumbasses.

  • What are you talking about? He ASKED her to marry HIM! Then HE decided to act like a WHORE! And NO it's NOT different for males, keep your prick zipped! Or don't bother to marrry.

    The ONLY dumbass I see is a teenage white male who as usual doesn't know shyt!

  • @lezxotic Tiger was wrong for sure, but she should have known something was up.. How stupid can you be ? Your husband is banging girls everywhere, don't you have to be a little suspicious.. In my experience my girlfriends always knew when I was acting a fool, they seem to have a 6th sense so to speak, so deep down I think she knew, she just didn't want to believe...

  • OMG Do you FUCKING watch the goddamn news?! She KNEWE he was a dog but he promised when he proposed that those days were over. Watch nthe fucking new and get the fuck out of my face!

  • @lezxotic You must be a complete Moron.. How is a dog if he was having sex with women when he was single? Is Derek Jeter a dog cause he dates a lot of women ?When he proposed to her I think that means you don't cheat, if had to promise not to cheat on her then she is even stupider than you...Stop getting all your fucking info from the TV and pick up a book or a paper you dumb FUCK..

  • WTF is wrong with your dumb ass? Don't U think?

    U simple motherfucker, there are no separate rules for women who are promicuous and men who are promiscuous. A woman sleeps around she's a slut & a man who sleeps around is a dog. Doesn't matter if he was single or married.

    OMG how old are U & why do you inmsist on communicating with an adult? I'm not here 2 explain life to ur ass get out of my face & if you need life explained 2 u get daddy 2 do it & get the fuck out of my face!

  • valid points, but you as a woman have to remember that just as many women stray as men. Yes this is Tiger's fault, no doubt, but do not peg this as a "man" problem. this is unfortunately a problem with married people of both sexes in this country and others. Angelina Jolie was sleeping with Brad Pitt while he was married and what does this country think of her? she's a saint, she does so much good around the world..blah blah. BS, she was a horn dog just like around 35% of married people

  • I watched this while listening to Yakety Sax! It worked nicely!!

  • How the fuck do you know?

  • "The Ballad Of Tiger Woods" can be found on U-Tube!!! Just do a quick search for itXXXXXXX

  • Cheetah Woods, is more like it.

  • What does HBO have to do with it this is what I would say,watch HBO it has crappy movies 24 hours a day with crappy drama,crappy shows and crappy penis ping pong porn

  • i like cheese

  • and here's ultimate next tiger woods animation saga. partly narrated by cnn, etc.

    youtube search for:

    2009.12.05 NMANews - Woods Break the Bank To Keep Lovers Quiet

  • there's a new tiger woods animation from this taiwanese news media, this time showing tiger woods calling his mistress.

    youtube search for:

    2009.12.03 動新聞 伍茲誹聞女友出面

  • @MrJsquared91 YOu are just mad we got a Black President and a Black man who can golf better than yo WHITE ASS DADDY !!!

  • @Chief20041 Woods is only 1/8 black. And Obama is half white, half black. So what's this "we" crap?

  • The Chinese make their own NEWS !!

  • It's made by taiwanese

  • yes

  • Whatever , you're just an ignorant slut.

  • I dont understand a word, but following the story feels like I do

  • that crash was so unaccurate lol

  • I hope it was a Buick ..

  • haha he is black it wasnt a buick

  • Sims 3: Domestic Disturbance.

  • Bud dig his killer SUV! The Chinese know how to do big American cars...LOL!

  • Wow his wife came at him like a terminator.

  • lol she wont give up til he's dead, she was like a fucking t1000

  • LMFAO hahahahahahahaha

  • This finally ends the age-old debate - "is golf really a sport?"

    Any guy who gets slapped around by his

    5'4" 110 lb mrs. is NOT an "athlete".

    Move over Lionel Richie, there's a new wuss in town...

  • looks like the Sims 2

  • Didn't think the scandal would escalate to the Chinese re-enacting the event. He is still human. Celebrities don't equal heroes.

  • Ha ha ha , Wife beat Cadarac Escarade wif guff crub !!!!

  • Chinese are very facinated by this story because it is very common in China women to beat up their husband.

  • Could be the intro for the next Tiger Woods PGA Tour.

  • Wow! who could of guessed that Tiger Woods was a big time pussy hound

  • It's insane how quickly the Chinese got it right with animations to back it up.

    Wolfe

  • well they got the retarded asian look tigar has in real life down in the sims game, thats crafty

  • They got the monkey/chimp look down too!

  • Yea I all of take "golf clubs" to an accident. who are they trying to fool.

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  • lol  yeah

  • The part where shes running after the SUV with a golfclub is hillarious.

  • lol

  • "Let's all go home and find a nice white woman to make love to." Chef

  • chinese tv is gonna make a movie out of this,its called tiger story2

  • acha chingi chonga fukaaaa e niga chinga goonchi kaka

  • how stupid

  • this is funny

  • It funnt when his wife slpas him and hits the car. Kind of like the Sims.

  • I didn't know they still sold 1986 Chevy Astrovans.

    All that's missing is the dude from the All State commercials walking out: "That's All State's Stand. Are you in good hands?"

  • Totaly agree with the All State's guy idea .. LOLz

  • well he is half black too... *insert stereotype here.

  • i dont think tiger woods drives a mini van.

  • great. thanks. was wonderin what happened. cant understand shit but the reenactment told me everything i needed to know.

  • If you don't know that Tiger is asian you are fucking dumb.

  • Why is Tiger a black Chinese guy? lol

  • because he is a dipshit

  • His mom was Asian

  • He wasn't driving a toyota van, he was in a ESCALADE LOL

  • Fire all the crappy american tabloids and hire the chinese instead (or maybe pay them in worthless treasury bonds). Chinese animation rocks!!