Pete Johansson - USA, Marijuana and the Chinese Olympics

[QJONES3000]

Racist against anyone is wrong. The Mexicans know how to read. Its a different language. My brothers know God. Funny not at all.

[mehico33]

@QJONES3000 You're a dunce

[lrdazure]

i bet could buy one of those 14 year old flexible Chinese...to smoke some cannabis with.

[moekanz]

just found this guy, HE'S FUCKIN AWESOME!!

[espada9]

Not funny this guy is a retard. Stay in Canada elitist moron with a 6th grade education.

[moekanz]

@espada9 haha take it your from the U.S, good luck if you ever have to go to hospital, or heaven forbud, get an education!!

[espada9]

@moekanz: " heaven forbud" and you're trying to take the intellectual high ground knuckle dragger? Really?

I have full medical coverage (advantage of working in the biotech industry for a Fortune 500 company).

As far as education goes B.S. ChE from UMass Lowell, where did you get your GED from mongoloid retard?

[moekanz]

@espada9 OH NO!!!! a typo! damn, my argument is now invalid due to a misplaced finger...

[tsmetal]

dont put everyone in america together. half of us are pro legalization. its are messed up government thats telling lies and getting into other countries affairs.

[Rozeboom9]

its cause the US feels the need to push everyone around, but Marijuana shouldnt be Illegal, our president wont even take it serious when that is the most asked question right before Obama took office.

[escarius]

It's just jokes. Relax. You don't have to like them or the idea. But just because someone believes differently than you is no reason to jump all the way to Hate. Rogan who you like and I are great friends and we disagree on politics, maybe that could be an example on dealing with things? We listen to each other. Debate rationally, and realise that our issues and circumstances form the filter of our views and that it's rational given the multitude of paths each life can take that we will always

[12345678tube]

Snobbish, pompous, stupid socialist loser.

And he isn't funny. He's the local dirtbag hipster that went to college for a semester and is soooo enlightened.

Piss off.

[Al5xmo]

@12345678tube lighten up you fat rotting cunt

[12345678tube]

@Al5xmo Do you blow your father with that mouth?

Youtube tough guys are the tits :) you'd never stand up to anyone within arms reach.

[espada9]

@Al5xmo: How do you know he is fat you pencil neck emo shit stabber?

[TheSteerodri92]

@12345678tube stop bitchen on youtube fag

[prazed1]

Rogan sent me.

[wafle14]

ppl bitch too much even if the us isn't a perfect place, u have to make due. The USA is gonna get worse basically because everyone says it's going to. My republican friend said he was afraid of Mexico taking over CA. Using this to say that people make more problems in their mind then there are actual problems.

[chromeboi]

My country sucks. I'm moving to Canada. lol I'm not really kept updated, is weed legal up there yet? My beautiful country of America is getting more stupid by the minute.

[eternalrabbit]

@chromeboi

don't bother. the us already has their hands in our shit.

i wouldn't be surprised if weed is legal in cali before anywhere in canada

[chromeboi]

@eternalrabbit I almost feel like I should apologize.. my fucking country, seriously. it's only a matter of time before the revolution starts. lol

[eternalrabbit]

@chromeboi

yes hang in there.. it'll only a matter of time now ;)

[Kmagnus80]

even when americans arnt even around

[Kmagnus80]

I agree the US shouldn't be involved in the soveriegn business of another country, and our 'war on drugs' is failed and retarded. This guy is funny and brings up some good points but I have a question for my friends north of the boarder. How come every video with canadians, or anytime i hear/talk with canadians its always about the US. You talk about american pop culture, american politcs, american economy, american business, etc. Its always about the US and what our gov is doing or how we act.

[metacarpied]

I stopped listening when he started making a big deal about the age requirement thing for the olympics. Who cares? It doesn't make a DAMN bit of a difference. They won, get the fuck over it.

[escarius]

Today the IOC stripped the Chinese women's gymnastics of their gold.... It freakin happened:)

[TooFarTV]

@escarius You know what they say:

"Life imitates Pete Johansson's stand up comedy"

[ams914]

You would definitely deserve two golds if you were high.

[industrialhemprocks]

"hemp food fuel textiles building materials RESEARCH HEMP! hemp energy versus petroleum energy. get ur knowledge on and save the amazon"

[protectivequeue]

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[jaml311]

one of the best jokes ever at the end

[teasnax]

FREE EDDY LEPP, CHARLES LYNCH and MARC EMERY [and from extradition]; and SUPPORT JACK HERER and RICK SIMPSON!!!!

[forumrida1234]

fuck you cakerolled

[PouChen]

lol... usa is indeed a great country... its always the people in the country that makes it sick... thats why the netherlands are the most tolerant people i know... and americans dont tolerate anything they dont know :P

and yeah, take that as a diss XD

man i love the neths... lucky me i live 300miles from amsterdam...

and the accent when they talk english... adorable :P specially on girls.

btw. nice comic act^^

[ZehGfather]

Holland fzw, it's not legal here..but you can smoke mary "legal" when you're 18, in the coffeeshop :D

In your own house you may have +/- 3 plants.

Holland > USA

Although USA is a great country guys, no dissin' ;)

[Cakerolled]

Don't legalize marajuana. It's bad. Don't delude yourself.

[footballkid462]

Why?

[dandadam]

@Cakerolled why do u think its bad?

[ixshootxyouxrunx]

america sucks ASSS, and i live in it :(

[iTheHulk]

that was funny lmao

[Ryb0]

You're "shocked" my country would try and influence a sovereign nation? Really? We do a lot worse than try and influence people with money, we usually do it with tanks and bunker buster bombs.

[kptk5]

bashing America, hilarious.

[theNumberOne]

I know!  Isn't it!

[b74k3]

Chinese 14-year-olds are flexible?

[MikeRoch6969]

where is he wrong? thats exactly how the us has been doing business for the past 30 years at least

[san420dee]

lol hes awesome so much fun from the truth big props haha

[EssiacHempLaetrile]

CANCER CURE = HEMP OIL

[UbserdMusic]

oh my god "already winners for not being drowned at birth"

i didnt think this guy was that funny until that line, his transitions are pretty good though

does anyone else agree with me the reaction he got the second time was bad because of his different delivery

[smokingWITHmax]

ya america sux but at least its not canada ....

[psychryda33]

america sucks?

wow u dont know what poverty is

go kill urself

[branden638]

yea im canadian but yea the guy went to far

[Sorcoral]

Alaska eh, i see you know what poverty is

[kylepartdhs]

2 golds YEAHHH

[djthing69]

Canadian Comics are the best so is Canadian Weed

[fadetoblack09]

I fucking love this guy!!

[swthrtlichi]

then wonder how im alive :P unless that's a lie.. w/e

[swthrtlichi]

wtf? watd u mean drowned @ birth? XD w/e... haha?

[sydneyaus666]

because the chinees don't want girls, because they arent as like useful to the family or something , idk what the reason is exacly but all iknow is that they dont like having girls, and over there alot of them, if they find out that they are pregnate with a girl they get abortions ...

[kormastas]

because of the one child policy were they get high fines if they get a second child they perfer the only child is a boy so he can carry the family name (by the way for any idiot reading this ... no idont think thats good )

[Nicodemus24601]

Bahahaha!  Awesome!

[THECRAZYDEALER]

FIRST...............funny shit

[onelikeseabass]

HOLY SHIT! YOU WERE THE FIRST TO COMMENT ON A VIDEO!! OMFG!

Someone, anyone, get this man a cookie!