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  • bavarian beer ftw

  • @TheSevez or you drink Paulaner,Franziskaner,Erdinger or Schönramer they're all from bavaria ;)

  • "Liebe", not lube.

  • @m4rkm4n lol exactly what i wanted to say

  • they sell bratwurst with curry and ketchup in that dumpster :D tastes pretty nice and if you wanna drink real german bear drink krombacher or veltins

  • Nazi?

  • @PSCreativeGaming who ? you ??

  • The funny thing is everyone thinks that Germany would just be Bavaria :D

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  • Small bottles?

  • diet coke was intended for women...

  • 0:38 those aren't "hunchenshnitzels" they actually are hot dogs, we call 'em würstchen.

  • That's just a normal sized soft drink.

  • Learn german !

    It sounds like you are making fun of us, germans !

    Its called Bratwurst, and not Brhartwurzstd

  • @LKommentare lol

  • @LKommentare guess why he is not german

  • @LKommentare When people speak german it sounds like they have snot in their throat.

  • @LKommentare Why? Because he is once a year in germany? Fuck it, its still funnny.

    Ich finds auch lustiger, dass er diesen amerikanischen aktzent hat und nicht auf einmal so auf krass deutschen aktzent Bratwurst sagt..

  • @MarcMonstaa Ja, aber wir lernen Heutzutage in der Schule Perfektes, langweiliges Englisch, und die da lernen nicht mal irgend eine Sprache !

  • @LKommentare Englisch ist auch DIE weltsprache schlecht hin. Und das englisch was wir lernen ist total für den arsch!

  • I have the weirdest boner right about now. 

  • This is like a Machinima version of Epic Meal Time only with less Jack Daniels....

  • @SolidAnimal lol I do the same thing amazing how much better it tastes over there

  • this is the coolest ive ever seen sark before i thought he was a loser an this vid put the loser bar alittle bit down in my opinion of him

  • Sark is always the best

  • dude last night i was drunk like shit as we germans used to...

    AND the snack-bar was out of rolls and i had to hold my bratwurst in my hand to eat it so dont tell me shit whats hot :D :D :D

    greets.

  • You filmed this at Wednesday (Press only), right. I was there on Saturday and it was crazy. People everywhere!

  • do you got real money for this ? oO

  • best gamescom video so far^^

  • sark is a machine

  • I wanna go eat something now lol

  • Those European sodas in the glass bottles are the best! I only drink Coke in Europe, because here in the states I can taste my teeth rotting when I drink Coke. lol

  • where is tejb ? :(

  • just send ther fuckin' epic meal time

  • ha, it's pronounced "Lilly-Put-Inn"

  • SARK LOOKS SP HAPPY! :3

  • try Tyskie beer!

  • Is this guy gay??

  • @wabachawa why would he be gay? he just sucked down a giant brotworsch.  nothing gay about that.

  • Sark rules :D

  • Lol shit on bread with mayo

  • I was just waiting for EpicMealTime to come in and bust the place wide open..

  • What's the first song called?

  • "tiny" soda´s?? dude, thats a normal sized soda.... damm fat americans...

  • can somebody please tell me what the fuck is shitznel?

  • @TibbsTheyCallMe German sausage

  • @TibbsTheyCallMe wienerschnitzel;hot dogs or sausages

  • whats your salad missing?

    salatlube FTW

  • I wanna go to Germany now, darn you Sark!!

  • Sark, you definitely need to take us on more tours of Germany. Just like Area 51, you give the best tours!!

  • I have watched this video 4 times,, it is fucking awesome :D

  • LOL @ 4:24 

  • Does Sark's Wife envy his job?

  • @untainable1 XD That's terrible!

  • lol how funny he calls them tiny drinks... and then just swallows 2 cokes...

    america wtf is like one liter of coke the "normal" coke? thats insane!

  • Was this like epic meal time, with Mr. Sark himself?

  • I like how you stuff the bratwurst in your mouth.. (And if your guessing, then I actually googled to see the correct spelling. ;)

  • I dont know about u guys but I prefer it when my salad gets tossed without any lube

  • I love when sark says bratwurst, it sounds like "brätwürst" in german :D

  • 3:43 Thats what she said! xD

  • lol tiny drinks = normals in Europe :D

  • PredatorCinema Hacked OMFG!! MUST WATCH!!!

    /watch?v=leT74jTesFA

    Thumbs Up if all can see!!!

  • @NextLevelTutorials You have a stump.

  • I'm so hungry now!

  • what is the song in the beginning? i hear all the time and it makes me laugh

  • i love german food!

  • was this really like "special" for other countries? xD

  • Hansel he's so hot right now... Hansel

  • next time we eat... oh wrong vid :/

  • You can tell that Sark is trying really hard not to curse

  • Love our things?

    hehehehhe♥

    Next year is a 15 year old *kiddie* coming? xD

  • Why are we whispering?

  • LOL You guys remember this?

    watch?v=iHL3rW_scgg

  • 2:53 That green sign in the background reminds me of portal

  • @Macmon33 This sign is actually a Sign for the emergency exit! xD

  • @NikodasRisiko Oh lol

  • @Macmon33 U made me lol :)

  • @Milanotitan Well, then my day is complete

  • @Macmon33 its the emergency exit sign in germany

    u can type in "notausgang schield" which means like emergency exit sign in german

    and u can see ;)

  • @MasterOfFireMeefs Oh ok. Lol thanks

  • 1 salade 5€ . Damn!

  • Fuck the games I want Booth babes and German Food!

  • Kölsch tastes like water. Drink Zischke. Thats a beer!

    And why is there this gay bavarian-grandpa-music?

  • @MrSaNF I love this music YOU BASTARD NAZI!

  • @shrector123 WTF? Why do you think I'm a nazi??

  • @MrSaNF It was a joke i was being a ignorant American, I'm American and you know there's some dumb motherfuckers

  • @MrSaNF Because most americans think that germany only consits of bavarian, just like most germans think that america is texas.

  • @MrSaNF

    because its awesome...

  • @MrSaNF gay music? watch out you gonna get trolled by all germany

  • @falmatrix2r I'm from germany....so please don't try to say everyone here likes this music :)

  • @MrSaNF so what are you listening to, hipster stuff?

  • @falmatrix2r I think, to be a hipster, you need to hear this kind of music.

  • @MrSaNF folk is hipster? you got a sad life

  • @falmatrix2r You call this kind of music folk? Just because it's the music, which was heard before 100 years it does not has to be folk. Folk would be modern music with elements of instruments which has been used before some time. :)

  • @MrSaNF you're definately not from the same part of germany as i am i bet

  • @falmatrix2r Which part do you bet?

  • @MrSaNF dunno, not close to saarland tho?

  • @falmatrix2r Oh, I'd say it's close if you look through Germany.

    Do you come from Germany, too or what?

  • @MrSaNF me? saarland, saarlouis

  • How is that a tiny soda... with 2 of those cokes I'm stuffed.

  • Sark is overall an amazing person.

  • Dammit Sark, now im hungry...

  • Is it me, or does sark look like he can be in the hitler youth?

  • Lol im fasting but i would neva eat dat hot dog anyway, looks grose :L

  • see? europian owns america ;)

  • I F****** Saw Him Today!!! :D

  • Is sark sucking a dick in the thumbnail ?

  • stop teasing me bro

  • i bet he would like some Spotted Dick HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hes a FAGGOT HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

  • @ProNinjaaa i take back what i said i really love him <3

  • Mmmmmhhhhh... Beer....

  • is it just me or has sark got like a reddish tint to his buzz cut

  • just funny to see english people trying to pronounce german words :D

  • salatliebe is not pronounced saladluub.

    translated it means as much as "salad love" XD

    never thought about how stupid that is XD

  • @XiiMoss The 25cl stuff? Here in belgium we have em everywhere :)

  • conventionfood SUCKS! just sayin if you want to eat go to macdonald or burgerking but stay away from that nuclear poisened stuff called food they give out at conventions

  • it doesn't say salatlube it says salatliebe which mean salatlove in eglish

  • I love like he says Bratwurst :D

  • Linsensuppe!

  • They just look like regular glasses of coke. AMERICAN!

  • its so funny when you say bratwurst :,D

  • we dutch hate germany. but i go there so many times just for the booze, food and of course for illegal fireworks

  • @Kiwicrasherz Dutch people don't hate Germany derp, I'm 100% Dutch and I think Germany is great.

  • @Kiwicrasherz You hate Germany that doesn't mean every Dutch person does!

  • Sark isn't dead!!

  • --> lives in cologne :D <--

  • Sorry, ladies. He's married.

  • this is why europe is the best place in the world for food :)

  • shit in a bun... mmm my favorite

  • How not to be american? You went for a glorified hotdog dude. Thats about as american as german food can get!

  • NICE now i know how americans think about our food :D

  • epicsarktime :D

  • @jaPWNage AH FUCK YOU I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THAT! I SCROLL DOWN TO START TYPING AND I SEE YOUR COMMENT!

  • i never noticed how cool sark is

  • Great now im hungry

  • Sark, what a guy!

  • you gotta go to munich sark into the hofbräu haus !

  • lol the "signature beer" kölsch is the most disguisting beer in germany. the good beer comes from the south where the famous oktoberfest takes place

  • @h4xorli you're pretty much right!

    try rothaus once...its from around where i live and its one of the best out there imo...

  • Salatlube??? It says Salatliebe which menas slatlove.

  • going on saturday to gamescom :D

  • 4:04 lol he is spiting it out when they cut

  • Da kann man ja nur froh sein das man in Deutschland lebt!

  • german bratwurst sucks... swiss ones are waaaaaay better :P

  • im sorry but he eats like a pig ...

    he raped the poor sausage ...

  • OMG I want to go now!

  • now all you ignorant americans can see that germany is not a country full of nazis. it's a beautiful country with awesome beer (not kölsch) and a traditional cuisine.

  • Does he mean Koln with Colone?

  • @kenk9 yes

  • Giant Meatballs xD They are called Frikadellen, and they were really small Frikadellen ^^

  • Now i want to eat a curry wurst. German food, nearly as good as swedish food.

  • god dang it, i ate my mouse oO

  • dah germans know how to cook. I'm Tuetonic (ancient german) in heritage and this is making me crave german food.

  • I like the "tiny soda bottles", which is just regular soda bottles in europe, where people dont consume their weight in sugar everyday.

  • a blend of epic meal time and inside gaming...

  • .... *Slams Fist* Thats it! Im going to Gamescon next year. Not for the games, but for this AMAZING all German food!

    I. LOVE. GERMAN. FOOD

  • @wadad17

    That stuff there can be barely called "German" Food...

    We have some better choices than Bratwurst, Kölsch Beer (on of the worst beers in Germany), and Schnitzel.

  • @Hagenfels I know. But just seeing Germany made me Nostalgia HARDCORE... I WANNA GO BACK D:

  • @wadad17

    Im pretty sure you can get some decent real german food in the US.

    Or do i need to send care packeges with Maultaschen and Spätzle?

  • @Hagenfels LOL That would be EPIC. But yeah, we have a few good German restruants.

  • i would love to see him in england!

  • Bratwurst and Kölsch - That's real Cologne shit..

  • LEAGUE OF LEGENDS FTW!!!

  • LOL hes like never coming back

  • Bratwurst, so hot right now.....bratwurst.

  • It's Saladlove Sark ya american dumbass ! :D

  • wie sympatisch er das wort "Bratwurst" ausspricht xD ^^

  • wuts the intro songs name?

  • @SilverStarQ gamescom theme

  • Thanks to this video, I now know:

    HOW TO burn my mouth

    HOW TO throw up

    HOW TO not be American

  • Is anyone else hungry??

  • @benoobable ya i am we have ramadan here...

  • @Nimerbushnaq here too and this clip made me suffer more:(

  • @benoobable i wonder whos fasting

  • WHY THERE IS ALLWAYS BAVARIAN MUSIK GERMANS DONT LIKE BAVARIANS THEY ARE NOT GERMAN THEY ARE LIKE CHILDREN YOU DONT WANT AND LIKE THEM BUT THEY ARE STILL THERE

  • @TheSamothx yeahhh im fr