Shocking Headlines Ignite Fiery Passion

[hugehyperbole]

I've always sucked at making up titles for my college essays, now i'm just going to apply this wisdom to make my titles more dynamite :)

[TreyRust]

We need monster Thursday...

[thunderkid24]

huh thats odd this seas im not subsribed to wheesy whater hold on ill fix *clik* ok i fixed it.

:D

[Bluecometsparkle]

zelda and explosions

make wheezywaiter cool

[luvkid17]

My birthady, June 22!

[Beornegard]

Is it just me, or is he starting to spam the last sequence of his videos with links so much that it covers about 1 min of a 2,46 min vid?

This may not be accurate in this vid, but its true in many others of his latest vids. Just some constructive criticism there Greg! Keep´em comin!

[jaymeeboh]

@Beornegard "Greg"

Oh, I laughed.

[MrPomero23]

I LUV U WHEEZY!

[spraypaint1010]

I was drinking ginger ale when he said "ginger ale all gone"

[Commanderbullet]

missile time!

[cheasify]

YOUR mustash looks like a creeper mouth

[turtletarian2]

lol flamer fusion



[bubblelicious749]

EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST.

[giraffelord94]

@bubblelicious749 It's not a thing remember.

[AidstaGangsta]

Monster Rancher 2 CD creator thing at 0:12-0:17!!!

[stormydevil2000]

do my eyes see manga :D

[fabkilljoy]

@stormydevil2000 I'm pretty sure i saw Metropolis, so if it's not manga then it's deff anime dvds

[VicuSan]

LOL!! Exploding news... Whole world (or most part of it) sshould explode... Oh well, life's life!! Take it easy!!

[CharKorbit]

I got stuck loading at 0:17....

The suspense is killing me!

[lorkzilla]

When the ice went in his mouth the email sound lol

[TyTheRegularMan]

I know what was inside that white door. The camera.

[Muskabeats]

ur actually pretty funny.

[SweetiePieAmanda4]

Beard

[BigBobFilms]

It shouldn't be sparah... IT SHOULD BE TARAH!!!!

[DreamfallenOne]

That's the chick that kissed Toby :)

[TheCatMidnight]

i bet there is a poodle in the white door!

[MakeToastNotWar]

The second you had the ice cubes in your mouth, the video stopped buffering. Like.. it froze. Haha, it amused me anyway.

[camelCaseFTW]

One of my favorite winks yet.

[MrPopify]

That door closes and then slides!! A little but it still has two functioning methods of entry to an otherwise limited containment vessel. SLIDES!!!!! Yeah!

[198hellogoodbye]

Please come to Provo, Utah pretty please.

[Onekatmandu]

I love Duncan/Andrew! I love it twice as much when you're both in the same video!! :D Joy!

[cadisaurusrex]

Did anybody else notice that the guy who does Duncan Rocks is the ginger who did the amazing wheezywaiter wink a few videos ago? I did.

[MrPopify]

@cadisaurusrex Yep. It was when Wheezy was in L.A. and thus closer to the aforementioned red-haired specimen otherwise known as Duncan Rocks. So in short, yep, I noticed too. ;)

[bulleland]

"That's better" will forever make me laugh

[thewritingchick]

Zelda music!!!!!!!! <3

I love you, Craig Benzine. :D

[MaddhatterChannel]

I thought explosion wednesday was gone.

[noelsb1995]

Please don't chew on ice. You will drive me clinically insane.

[TheGeneticAnomaly]

Craig quotes are my most favoritest things in the world <3

[roadrunnerrune1]

Yeah Zelda quote

[littleowen212]

farting exploding???

[Dragonrider233]

ahem. random comment. Meow :3

[fruitylalaland16]

Personally,this is my all-time favorite Wheezy Waiter video. Wheezy, please make Explosion Wednesday a thing!!!!!!

[Fatsnail13]

evrdbp

[kitykk26]

ZELDA MUSICCCCCCCC

[artinger19]

You speak with a lithp!

[LovelyLoserfy]

Epic song from zelda loved that cuz i love zelda :3

[hahaahahahaahaha]

The bookshelf is from IKEA. lol

[ccelli73]

I love the beard pillow! Where can I get one?

[trevor813]

Awww I wanna see what was inside the white door...

[odoggization]

Craig you're a genius - Explosion!

[GodOfTiolet]

as soon as the first explosion went off, an ad popped up from the bottom saying ISLAM. hahahah :')

[IcePolished]

omg! DO NOT misuse the zelda music!!!!!

[TatyanaaB]

the first explosion made me jump ):

[ifiwnosaj]

OoT treasure chest music! :D

[EVILWEEVIL02]

You really should have more views, you are by far the most entertaining person on You Tube.

[jliz1589]

Missile time!

[teddyandpete]

did you get that orange pillow at Etsy?

[techiew]

WE MUST know what is in the bookshelf door..we must!

[TheMrBrandonShow]

I have that bookshelf in white!!! :D

[trevorama9866]

hilarious... you should write the news!

[mafleeted]

you rack focused the bookshelf... why didn't you punch it?

[ILikeCrumpets]

DUNCAN ROCKS!!!!!!!



[lamelesstony123]

Theres a camera in there:)

[Dompiestompie]

now you need a girl to pass the ice cube :p

[ForeverAcinom]

The second I heard the Zelda Treasure Chest theme, I instantly clicked subscribe.

[shaunofthedead93]

I own a similar glass as Craig! My life is complete!

[ghillieelf]

I'm drinking coffee while watching your video.

[thewhaaam]

is that bookshelf from IKEA? it looks so familiar...

[The1stPoster]

each upload; less and less funny.

[Bionuker]

I find your sense of humor amusing

[THEdestroyedONE]

My Wednesday mind was ...hmm, i guess you could say...(EXPLOSION!)

[Perchfields]

I realized it was Wednesday just on the title of this video.

[suziepunisher]

"speaking of" is the first time I've ever laughed out loud at one of your vidoes

[sweetlikeADAM]

Hahaha, loved the Zelda track.

[dx619andspear]

You make me fucking laugh sir.

Thank you.

[theLeiler]

WHEEZY I CHEW THE ICE TOO



[owlseattoast]

yay IKEA

[blondiegrl137]

Mr. Waiter, this is the second time you've cut the Zelda music short. I must protest. The Zelda music is too epic to be cut short. Therefore, I shall finish it on your behalf.

*ahem*

daNaNANAAAAAA!!

[NeuralLotus]

@blondiegrl137 I must protest your protestation, however. That music is actually like that on the soundtrack. The dananaNAAAAA part is a separate track. So Wheezy actually did not ruin any epicness of Zelda music.

[Pruechelan]

@blondiegrl137 I thought it was just DANANAAAAAA i think you added an extra na......

[TheChaosBuster]

@Pruechelan Nope.

[HeyLila]

Zelda reference is always a great start. Grart? Streat?

[KSaebinMusic]

0:44 *grimace* hahhaa.

[dennisdunaway]

EXPLOSION HEART CONTAINER

[nuckinfuts999]

zelda explosion for the win

[13Segruts]

That opening door sound was awesome since i played Wind Waker this morning

[TheFutileFetus]

wowowowow

1:28

TALIBAN CHESS?! 

[Mrbunbun18]

THAT WINK WAS AWSOME!!

[cmd409]

Flamer Fusion.... Hahaha!

[binini1]

what would happen if explosion Wednesday became a thing??

[GothyPingu]

OMG! It's becoming a thing

[EverRoxas]

@GothyPingu He didn't say that.

[GothyPingu]

@EverRoxas I never said he said that I said that, and why are you commenting on loads of people posts like you own this video?

[kapowitsme]

Whatever happened to punching things that got in focus and then back out? You were suspicious of those things because they were focusing on you while they were in focus!!

[CAMISHAISTHEBEST]

ZELDA MUSIC!!!!!

[chichirifan811]

ZELDA TREASURE CHEST MUSIC FTW!!!! :D

[Gareen321]

WHAT A SICK WINK!

[gleefulolive101]

Your my favorite adult EVER.

[IamwhateverIwishtobe]

I gotta say, that was a seriously koala tea wink today

[tnypxl]

"Matrimonial flamer fusion"

[JennRenae]

Video after video... I don't know how people couldn't like you... they must learn!

[jackTHErampage]

I think the white box is a door to a parralel universe!

[GameJunky10]

20 People thought the dislike button was slang for "Dis I like"

[mrsdylan77]

I love the sentence matrimonial flamer fusion.

Did anyone else get really close to the screen to see what was in the door?

[TelevisionAwesome]

XD

[namane88]

watch amazing building fall down. watch?v=T_7xa1sa4c0

[DrCrazyishy]

I love that beard on his shelf..!

[shorty124]

MATRIMONIAL FLAMER FUSION XD

[furlaughfee]

I HASH YOUR BOOKSHELF IN MY ROOOOMM.... except bigger.. IT IS FROM IKEA AND THAT WHITE DOOR IS AN INSERT WHICH ALSO COMES IN RED AND BLACK AND THERE IS ONE WITH A MIRROR ON IT TOO!!!!.... *breathe deeply*... yeah. i was screaming all that. Ikea bookshelf ftw.

[4RealNumbersRreal]

LOVE the legend of zelda treasure sound bit!

[taylorg0613]

flamer fusion... <3

[benpat100]

Speacking of Virgin Mobil...That Branson can Charles me anytime!

[grayson1990]

chuck palakniuk

[twintwin2812]

hey youtube you have a problem this vidoe has dislikes!

[booman0628]

I'm not getting your VIDS in my sub box

[123elliewellie]

EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY ON MY BIRTHDAY!...but I'm not really sure whether my birthday is a thing yet....

[Busterlanger1]

@123elliewellie Same!

[thatguy0810]

@123elliewellie EXPLOSION Wednesday was actually on my birthday this week

[ThePatPat777]

WE WANT WHEEZY WAITER LIVEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[snapfacefive]

ok nancy grace!

[ElectricFaerieDust]

That wink was amazing!

[EmmaThePrincess]

This video was dynamite!

Or. I found it amusing.

[cbas95]

Wheezy, you shouldn't rush things with this 'explosion wednesday' thing. Maybe you should give it some more time, i dont know.

[escthepresent]

@EverRoxas of course he dosn't suck, I was being the naysayer ;P

[EverRoxas]

@escthepresent Ah. My bad. ^^;

[MrShoy]

Wheezy, I heard just now on radio your explosion wednesday became a thing! O.O

[35Kyote]

so is the fact that explosion Wednesday is not a thing, a thing?

[SquishySavvy]

Wheezy it's been a whole day I need my wheezy fix!

[AK09RHS]

If you pressed DISLIKE please speak up.......Yess YOU speak.. we want to know whyyy

[johndoe9001]

I keep hitting the like button but it only counts one more like :(

[GreenElixir]

Duncan really does Rock... Love him... dont worry wheezy, I love you too :D

[Sayeth0Di0Puppeth]

Are you crazy? Explosion Wednesday is the best idea since the Big Bang.

[ItsJonP]

WHEEZY LOOKS LIKE JAMES MERCER. JUST SAYING.

[jarujav]

i KNEW there would be an explosion in the white drawer, but i STILL jumped!!!

[eragonelf3]

As soon as I heard the Zelda music I clicked like. :D

[Jon0fAllTrades]

missles! pssssuuu!!

[Stultus0Asinus]

Negativity is also for Fluorine



[Rachelw]

When you started opening the little white door I expected you to fall through a portal and into John Malkovitch

[Richmunnich]

I am surprised by all the explosions. Does it seem like there were more of them this week?

[psychojax]

you should put your quote in the doobaly-doo EVERY TIME!!!!

[KuroTsubasaKun]

I love when he adds Legend of Zelda soundtrack to his videos XD

[Lexer95]

Between the texas shows and the Arizona show, you should come to OKLAHOMA! (:

[xAlexandriaMozzx]

wheezy; your explotions are starting to stink.

please get this fixed :)

[noetchhii]

omg zelda song :O i love you :O !!

[fruitylalaland16]

Great video. Wheezy has done it again! :D

[joni2271]

wink

[Ryuuu27]

aw driftless pony is not coming to NY

[butterknifebandit]

That Craig quote sounded more like a Craig With A Wig quote.

[JtheCrowe]

Hey wheezy, what do you think of the new subscription page layout?

[soonamaroo]

What's in the box Wheezy?! What's in the box?

[aarosen42]

Name the suspense building song... ba da da da.....ba da da da....ba da da da...ba da da da..ba da da da ba da da da badadada..........BA DA DA DAAAAAAAAA......I'll give you a hint...it has to with triangles.

[Gropings]

I liked this as soon as I heard the Zelda music, lol.

[TWJerricaS]

Wheeezyyy I wanted to know what was inside the door. Now it's going to bother me forever. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

[isop9021]

a bit unrelated but not really:

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS

just felt like saying that because they are (and always have been) genuinely interesting and fun to watch :) :) :)

[regularguy5mb]

The world is a better place with Explosion Wednesday in it.

[EricKirby1]

@regularguy5mb Its just too bad it isn't a thing yet. Still a lot of testing to do.

[awsomeLilshorty]

@EricKirby1 And don't foget Craig needs to get approval from Oprah.

[JaeChongMusic]

yuup

[flidrl]

Wow. For the first time I have seen original video of wink before it was used to end actual episode :-D

[escthepresent]

wheezy you suck

- the naysayer 

[EverRoxas]

@escthepresent No, he doesn't. You do.

[reianaisawesome]

Definitely not a thing...or maybe it will be. Hmm...we'll see :)

[TheDrMitchell]

Art with Salt by Bashir Sultani

[ZeUndeadArtist]

WHEEZY JUST SAY ITS A THING!!!!!

[EverRoxas]

@ZeUndeadArtist First, you and all those people who also feel that way stop begging.

[raspberryfeathers]

Your bookshelf door and my phone make the same noise:)

[philophos]

I don't understand how there's ALWAYS dislikes. Like, what is there to dislike in this video, really? Sure, you might be indifferent, but to go as far as physically pressing the thumbs down.... I DON'T GET IT!

[heatperu13]

@philophos FOR EVERY VIDEO ON YOUTUBE, THERE IS A HATER.

[MrMinVik]

@philophos its called trolling

[Syeno]

@philophos Terrorists. 

[olafvisser]

@philophos; It never occured to me like this, but maybe... maybe 19 people actually missed the like button...

[m4rcus4ur31ius]

@philophos People who find the video randomly and don't get the humour. Essentially: facelovers.