Shower Products for Men

[FallenLeaf05]

i heard you like blades..

[Qbot10]

this is meant to be a joke, but i really REALLY want all of these.

[TCLG6x6]

German version sounds cooler o.O

[CodexAnother]

BURN IN ETERNAL BERNING!

[LittleBayPony]

Blades inside blades? BLADECEPTION.

[Beriorn]

If this was to be combined with the Old Spice commercials, we would reach NirMANa.

[seblue9999]

I just.

This.

But.

I.

FOREVER MAN.

FOREVER.

[eccovictor]

I feel manly now.

[RetroDanceFreak96]

i fucking love hyperbole and a half!!!

[SonGohan5567]

I caught that too Damntheseponies.

[xHiRiSE]

lol 9gag and 4chan FTW!!!

[Damntheseponies]

Hang on.... a evil spirit which will attack me MECIFULLY?

Like if you caught this.

[Killedier]

The German is better ....

[KuupersNL]

Goddamnit ... my question isn't answered.... WHY DOES MY BEAR SMELL LIKE COCONUT :(

[CommentsOnlyNoVids]

*Uses Fire Extract soap.*

*Burns to death in the shower.*

[mochalover111234]

i love this viedo!!! :))

[MsOutcast69]

:) Oh Allie Brosh and her ways :)

[kimildash]

God dammit I need that fire extract scented soap.

[TaniaGeoluhread]

Chuck norris invented this;

[VehementisEaVeritas]

The german version 'Duschprodukte für Männer' sounds better. Really!

[CodexAnother]

and if you don't

we will personally

come round to your house

and

give

you

tasty pudding

[itzovernienthousand]

NEAO

[crodrunk]

why arent there any Suevee products in my shop....

[Pieisyummy999]

omg I now Know what Chuck Norris used as a young lad ^-^

[pyrodrake33]

*Company owned and operated by Chuck Norris. No other employees or funding necessary.

[TwilightZephyre]

A babushka is a handkerchief that goes on your head, nesting dolls are called matryoshka.

[kilulafo]

*freeze in eternal freezing.

[CodexAnother]

1:32 LOL! courage the cowardly dog + his partner pomegranate!!! xD

[valinhorn42]

I burst into treats upon watching this video.

[nicobal666]

2:50 - 2:58 Yo Dawg...

[GeneralSchultz]

the german version is better but the english version has more logic XD

[Vladek569]

@GeneralSchultz Nur weil du Deutsch besser verstehst als Englisch hälst du die deutsche Version für besser...

[GeneralSchultz]

ne weil die deutsche witziger ist.was widerrum mit deiner antwort stimmt aber als ob du die englische besser findest also wirklich schon die qualität der deutschen ist besser

[Vladek569]

@GeneralSchultz Also ich finde die englische Version besser.

[GeneralSchultz]

naja egal will hetzt hier kein faschist sein

[x31mx31m]

@GeneralSchultz Die englische version ist wirklich viel besser <.< vorallem ist sie das original und diese ganzen deutschen versionen von so videos sind immer so .... strange

[GeneralSchultz]

die deutsche ist die beste da sie am witzigsten ist wenn man die englische besser findet weil sie original ist dann weiß ich auch nicht wie humorlos die menschen sind

[TheDivineego]

3:50-3:55 xD roflmao! thats a bit overkill!! FIGHT IT OR DIE!!!

[Pakun]

I cried when I remembered this was fake and those badass shower aromas didn't exist.

[cheekymonkey177]

COURAGE... With pomegranate lol :') 

[Kamesanuto]

Am I the only one who saw Allie pointing at the man who had a breakdown due to the sheer collection of hygiene products in the picture?

[Lordvampire101]

And give you tasty pudding.

[Mokaluvable]

The funniest video I have ever.. and I repeat.. ever seen.. I love it.

[TheMrMcLoL]

i love to brutalize stuff (o^-^o)

[mattyhastie]

just hope the evil genie aint gay

[nikir8977]

@mattyhastie evil genie: IM not gay hohoho

[wolf33441]

Huh. I didn't know Chuck Norris started working for Sueeve.

[Reelando]

It is so awesome it a Chuck Norris approved!

[randomland111]

chuck norris uses sueeve products

[TeddyBears161]

how lovely

[KyiKyo95]

Why, Yes, I HAVE in fact seen a coconut burst into flames from sheer excellence!

...If by 'sheer excellence' you mean my microwave.

[Grovajl]

I am so girly :3

[BORATPWNU]

wat.

[rykerdbowlby]

112 people are women, THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE

[crowlexel]

alot are known for their supporior swimming skills.

[hehe7333]

the german version is better ;D but that's pretty funny too :D

[XxMaNgAgIrL667xX]

and if you don't

we will personally

come round to your house

and

give

you

tasty pudding

[HypotheticalMuffins]

Bladeception.

[archmagi14794]

Funny, but was a bet forced near the end.

[t4k3mys0ul]

lmao



[ladybug2446]

2:55 yo dawg, i heard u like razors

[kolordin]

the name isn't babosshka doll

[McFunto]

Does a razor need Jetpacks ? Neaooo, but it is incredible !

[TheLegendofDarcy]

112 Will BRUN IN ETERNAL BERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SpedMuffin8B]

It comes with blades, inside blades, inside blades, inside blades :P

[tintenkiller12]

The german version sounds in my opinion better XD

[LoveIsInsane555]

it was a bit too long.....but YAY!

[evercharmer]

~sweeve~

[ShirderDA]

Is it wrong if the spaceship scene gives me a boner?

[Buckeh]

Too long, did not watch.

Boooring

[BaboonLoveMonkey]

@Buckeh Yes, I imagine anything over 15 seconds is an eternity to kids today :-D And way to say something is boring that you just said you're too ADHD to have watched.

[704098704099]

dumb.

[JJtoob]

@theironfist666 Maybe to give you a fighting chance?

[unicornpower171]

give you tasty pudding

[ILikeToShootZombies]

in association with BRAWNDOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[azin231]

You can't be serious. xD

[RobStillLives]

Beautiful

[flubbyz1]

at the end read it it says

Give you tastey pudding

[smega39]

I wonder if Rarity uses Sueeve products.

[loocasduber]

I'd buy these!

[typicalviewer2]

I am biting my tongue to stop myself from laughing like an idiot in front of my roommate.

[12EVE7VGE]

with the most blades you've seen since SAW!!! lmfao love this vid

[HerbieDisturbie]

Great material, but the guys voice is just so annoying it just pissed me off.

[Mokaluvable]

OMG... The funniest thing ever. E.V.E.R... Ever!!!! I cried in supreme awesomeness

[WiLdSoCcErChIcK]

BURN IN ETERNAL BERNING!!!!!!!!!

[sdmitch16]

Its like they didn't realize Powerthirst and Brando were parodies and decided to parody them.

[Aluminiumimmunitaet]

the german fandub is wayyyyyy better than original lolol

[Frankaaaaaa]

"The Lightspeed 3000, with the most blades you've seen since SAW!!!"

[JazDragon3]

I wonder what the effect you be if you tried to use any of these products on your girlfriend. Most likely, you'd be sleeping on the couch for a month.

[Bestewojibbet]

I just bashed the shit out of my Gladiator Genie with my Shower Hammer... gotta admit that was delightful

[AllHailLunesta]

TVTropes sent me.

[iAznGirl]

Metalocypase ... This is BRUTAL.

[tehscrubshow]

im disliking this because it gives no credit to powerthirst for the idea.

[nickisuhl]

fuck it i'm a girl BUT I HAVE TO HAVE IT!

[untitled1productions]

WITH NEW Sueeve SHOWER PRODUCTS YOU CAN SHOWER LIKE A MAN!!!

[DocHavoc2]

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT LIKE THIS!?!?!

[SizzLorr217]

BLADECEPTION

[Ca15Sa12]

103 people got their spine ripped out- eh... I mean got tasty pudding.

[pivotdj1]

i would so use these but australia's water restrictions barley give me enough time to wet my hair -_-

[UnderThePianoClub]

Who would'nt want to bleed the dirt away after seeing this? lol

[tangycheezexists]

Blade inside a blade inside a blade inside a blade? BLADECEPTION!

[gariandotorg]

I like this alot.

[thetexastoaster]

@gariandotorg i like this alot more than that alot

[CameraSoup]

@thetexastoaster I like Sueeve alot. (Imagine what that would look like.)

[Kaexis]

Wait... that Gladiator Genie soap doesnt sound so bad since it attacks us mercifully.

[casparph]

bladeception

[ninestraycats]

This is pretty much what I think of my gender.

[Zakuru12]

wait...this isn't egoraptor!

[LotyWereFox]

103 people JUST AREN"T MANLY ENOUGH!!!

[vulturedoors]

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A COCONUT BURST INTO FLAMES FROM SHEER EXCELLENCE?  No. You haven't.

[smega39]

Is Lightspeed 3000 supposed to be a parody of Mach3?

[poposish]

BURN IN ETERNAL BERNING!!!! hahahaha

[Magnetohydrodynamics]

SHAVED BY A SPACE SHIP

[Syncx3x]

FU MANNY, FOR SENDING ME THIS WEIRD VIDEO.

[Lobomutante]

Sheer Awesome.

I have no words to describe it...

[LuckyPisces275]

@TommyGonzalez7 try coming to my house (AHEM) :P LOOOl

[TommyGonzalez7]

Hey, Let's try and make "Kids react" React to this video.

IF YOU DON'T HELP ME I WILL PERSONALLY COME ROUND... well you know the rest of the line

[LuckyPisces275]

these 102 people are PSYCHO !!!

[TheEDBShow]

this is what dethklok uses to shower

[smega39]

shampoo conditioner bodywash shaving cybohydrate mouthwash multivitamin antidepressant companion friend ...Hey! That's 10!!!

[Edgar287]

i whant ... em' all!

[keyofdoornarutorscat]

Yay Hyperbole and a Half!

[RfoX98]

I Want NO NO.... I need More

[XBChaves]

Real men don't take baths.

[pokefreak155]

This reminds me of powerthirst



[Coasterdude1432]

@pokefreak155 thats what i thought

[RfoX98]

I want that razor and i dont even have beard

[TommyGonzalez7]

99 people had tea with 3 teaspoons of concentrated death!

[HipHopLovr4Eva]

99 people have seen a coconut burst into flames from sheer excellence. 

[CattyTheCastaway]

1:32 Is that Courage the Cowardly Dog? :D

[MathusRayn]

It's like Powerthrist but not as good.

[Matella15]

Blades within blades within blades. Inception...

[cheekymonkey177]

DOE URINE... Now with acai berry, lol I love this :)

[adultdatingsite452]

Nice Short Film

[BRCorpse]

Do you ever wish your relationships could be more like cage death matches? Then you need Gladiator Genie Soap!

[MrShrubsy]

bladesception.

[Wappified]

I DEMAND A VIDEO OF THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS YOU MAKE WHILST VOICING THIS DAMN THING. D:<

[IdesOfAutumn2]

@Wappified it wasnt voiced by Chag. Look at the Newgrounds submission of it to find the real voice actor :)

[myla0alym]

BURN IN ETERNAL BERNING

[smega39]

THIS SOAP IS

BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nat3892]

95 people need to get a shower hammer

[Partypunkarn]

defeat you with magic xD

[glitchmethod]

LOL this makes me want to take a shower.....but only if I can have a caged deathmatch.

[Hazelnutfilling]

self mutalation=manliness

[BridgeburnerSeventh]

if only ads were this entertaining

[Shellewell]

It will attack you mercifully?

[ThePdawg7]

I saw her

[BieberGirl6Baby]

this was lammmmmmmmmmmme

[katieiswatching]

@BieberGirl6Baby Your FACE is lame :P

[thexdeadxone]

@BieberGirl6Baby

This coming from a Justin Beiber fan

[Finalstar78]

Just the gay comment I would expect from a person with "Bieber" in their profile name.

[Lollingsgrad]

I NEED MORE CYBORHYDRATE D:

[BlackPsychoNonick]

6 then 5 for LIGHTSPEED 3009 in 1 

[nat3892]

pure exellence...

[tmt1181]

priceless.... this is AWESOME!!!!!!!! lol..

[giantmonkey2]

Press 3 for exploding Coconut!

[NJSthecool]

blades inside blades......BLADECEPTION!

[NJSthecool]

@NJSthecool how the hell am i 1st on thumbs up?....meh

[xMiniii]

1:59 nice 6 fingers you got there.

[wernvilla2]

Sounds like an ad made by Jeremy Clarkson tbh ;)

[abfkelly]

LMAO. this is gold. and allie's blog is just freaking amazing.

[Deneith]

Spot Allie! I found her

[FreakNamedCass]

wanna be fake old spice/powerthirst.

[MrGoldengod1]

IF THE MERE SIGHT OF LUFA SENDS YOU INTO A GENDER, CONFUSION, DRIVEN PSHYCOTIC RAGE..... best part eva. thumbs up if you agree.

[Meersohn7]

@MrGoldengod1

Thumbs up whore!

Thumbs up if you agree.

[Lizeera]

Yes.

Just.

Yes.

[CrystalFlames]

93 people can't handle three teaspoons of concentrated death.

[CommissarCerreto]

Cheap imitation is cheap.

[JonnysTrickBag]

It's like someone spilled Powerthirst in their shower :P

[giantmonkey2]

this is going to be the new "Brondo: the thirst mutilator" for sure

[IllyMooncat]

My boyfriend often has issues with his razors. I now know the solution and will be buying him the Lightspeed 3000 as soon as possible xD

[InfiniteRandom]

For when men need to kil- I mean, clean- and bullets- sorry, I meant soap- is too slow.

[TehRattlesnake]

92 people were killed by soap genies.

OmG! Courage (the cowardly DoG) with Pomegranate!

now that's one BadAss aroma!