An Open Verbal Letter to Glenn Danzig

[metformin65]

sit down and shut up, shrek

[HClose77]

You must have waited 20 years to make this video!

[Mentalplix]

5 pm somewhere...

[OldSkoolThrasher666]

gee...i thought the jersey shore cast was bad...i don't blame danzig for gettin the hell out and movin to cali

[dannyjingu]

This reminds me of the time my friends and I went to a grocery store and recorded random people to talk about our band and say nice stuff about us so that the Crocodile Cafe would let us play there.

Needless to say, it didn't work.

[wesdex04]

Wow dare you subject me to that mans nose hair and stringy spit covered yellow spaced out teeth. I'm angry now.

[WickedTornado]

Oh ,...thank you for that, guys! I was just trying to wake up and still had the early morning slows/funk....and that fuckkin' made me laff so hard!

I can tell you'd all fit right in with my crew. Kindred spirits. God Bless you all!

[pattioknows]

That was...ugly.

[MrFretShredder96]

my dad was glenn danzigs friend!

[jimbo99ful]

For god sake everyone, these people are just having a laugh. Dont take it so seriously.

[thecatonice]

that guy in the back has a cool DRI shirt lol

[geezereadgbe]

that fat dudes teeth are cool

[lilblakkat]

@geezereadgbe I know, you can make a game throwing lawn darts through them

[MegaSoulReaper666]

u can see directly up his nose!!!!

[KemoTheBadSeed]

If I grew up with drunk douche bags like these, I wouldn't want anything to do with them either. This is a VERY bad way to get him on your album.

[swamplight79]

Those guys were trashed,huh?

[URiiNE]

this shit always gets me hahahahaha!

[slapballs]

Hey gwen danz-ing

[thx1191]

"Hey, Glenn Danzing" Dude I just wanna clock you in the fucking jaw, you annoying piece of shit. I would set your house on fire if I was your fucking neighbor. Drunk ass weirdo.

[mancreep]

Goddamit......you sonofabitch you.....

[prettynoose8497]

These must be guys Glenn grew up with. Bad thing is they actually LOOK like they are 55 years old, where Glenn may be 55, but looks like he's 15 -20 years younger cos he don't smoke and drink like these wastoids and don't use drugs and practices matial arts; which keeps you young. Don't believe me? Look at Jackie Chan!

[StraytRayzorSymphony]

@prettynoose8497 idk if Jakie is the best example. he's lookin pretty pasty and bloated these days.

[prettynoose8497]

@StraytRayzorSymphony I haven't seen any recent photos of hime; but at 58 where most men look like tired, bloody, old gunny sacks full of rotting horse cocks, I'd say he still looks pretty vital and athletic.

[EvilKisame]

Wait I'm confused who are these guys and what's there relation to Glenn Danzig?

[TheDonkery]

Glenn,

Didya get knocked out again? Ya fuckin' wimp. Thanks for givin' us all a laugh, y'hear!

[numberonemisfitsfan]

@TheDonkery Fuck you cunt , i bet he can kick your ass.

[TheDonkery]

@numberonemisfitsfan Sorry, man, didn't mean to give you nightmares! We know you love Glenn. :)

[numberonemisfitsfan]

@TheDonkery Nightmares? You're retarded .

[puppy100401]

Jesus, These guys are a bunch of fat lazy ass drunks how do they expect for people to take them seriously haha what the fuck?

[hellion2k]

it's bam margera's uncle ,Don Vito lol

[dianaballcancer]

some drunk old dudes, whose entire paychecks go straight to alcohol

[metalh3dd]

eat a dick fags asking for a handout.

[jazzbass6219]

I don't like this at all. Everyone is their master of their own fate. Drinking in the backyard is all we see here. Danzig was right to leave you slugs behind, whoever you think you are.

[honnajo]

not only are these comments amazinggggg. but so is this video!! LOL shrek! LOL

[VoodooPolitico]

That guy is REALLY drunk...he thinks Glen Danzig made it to #1?

[JoshFuckingAlso]

Anyone notice the guy wearing a DRI shirt in the backround?

[chuckysluggo]

@JoshFuckingAlso Yeah I immediately starting wondering if this is what former punk/thrashers look like when they get old and fat! What a bunch of idiots!

[MexicanMetalHeadx]

go smoke more weed & stop trollling

[gdonahower]

these were the class clowns in high school, aim high kids!

[lemmetellyawhat]

id rather listen to justin bieber than this shit.

[whitedwarf13]

That was actually awesome. My mind was blown

[Skeletonwitharaygun]

I imagine that guy getting so close to your face...Didn't smell to good.lol

[coolddp]

Ron Jeremy and Shrek together hahahahahahahaha

[pippigladstone]

if that was ur band at the end... you suck.

[SebbeSucksBawlz]

to the shirtless guy: how drunk were you when this was recorded?

[DudeitsGrafton]

Ron Jeremy? lol!

[Greenfuzz138]

gay as dubstep

[angeliquehoegee]

@BEERxxPiRATE

Even i have never been THAT drunk!

XX Angelique

[helldorado1973]

is this fat guy drunk??? lmao

[RobVonMunster]

This shit is funny as hell.

[stopkingjames]

thanks again to everyone who continues to take this video so seriously!  we really appreciate it!

[magnumshifter]

Just like some people shouldnt have cars, some people shouldnt have video cameras

[MsJullejulle]

OMG that was hilarius.

[Scottgant]

You booze you lose!!

[armgp4293]

That shirtless guy is wasted drunk!

[NJNOTMJ]

what the hell are you guys smoking?

[Vizzoid]

that, for some reson, was funny as hell... the fat guy reminded me of some of my favorite relatives...

[BagpipeHustler]

i am so confused

[brewtality213]

Prob the best video on YouTube right here folks!....

[125jerkinmygerkin]

what?

[aTOXICheart]

omg I can never unsee that "you goddamn sonofabitch" lol

[arbist]

lol

[DeadlyFredXXX]

Wtf is that song, it sounds like KMFDM covering Danzig o.o

[SuperSquishface]

@DeadlyFredXXX

Oh fuck it does too!

[santanaincubus]

fucking nose hair.

[GregK9]

' shrek' LMAO!!!!!

[Daemonarch2k6]

Yapp, alcohol makes smarter and better looking people i see..

[SlurpBrigade]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[bosshog7169]

Danzig is going to burn your house down for this with his dragon breath.

[chriskiefer79]

@bosshog7169 yeah all bitches have fiery dragon breath

[silverandteal]

that one dude is drunk as shit lmao

[Elricwulf]

Damn! No wonder Glenn hates people if he had to grow up around these guys. Now I can feel his pain. Jeeeze!

[ShereKhan77]

@Elricwulf jersey man lol ball busters.

[StewartLucrative]

I want to party with you guys.

[doobopsheewaa]

phew, o.k. it is a joke, i thought they might have been seriously asking why danzig wouldn't want to hang out with them...

[kendallbob]

Quick! Somebody get that man another beer!

[HARKE90]

because you're number 1 hahaha

[Exiticom93]

OMG!!

Shrek at 0:22

[electronicmedium]

lame

[jaaguor1]

wat a fakk is this sonsofabitches ???? IM number ONE yeah yaeh yeahhh yeeeaaahhhh!

[Slmjm884]

Kangjangjobumb.....god dammit....son of a bitches....

LMAO!!

[playcss1992]

ugly son of bitches, fucking ugly assholes

[ThetrueMachura]

0:23 he's fucking drunk 

[amindlessidiot]

???

[MFMoshDEK]

Hey...Glen Dan-Zink!

[dethhkreuz]

haha

[thineleachbath]

i couldnt stop laughing for the longest time, the fat guy is soooooo drunk.

[seanB81]

haha I'm a huge Danzig fan but this is funny. Some people are taking it too seriously; they're just guys goofin' around having fun. They're obviously being sarcastic lol

[somethingsexual665]

hahahaha this is fucking priceless dude nice video for real this is funny shit

[jmserrato]

kinda makes you wonder why similar videos have NOT been posted for the likes of Morrisey and Robert Smith.

[NedFreppelin]

did he call danzig a goddam son of a bitch?

[Theohkid]

@NedFreppelin lol i aint no god damn son of a bitch!!

[TapesTree]

That was fucking funny. I was completely caught off guard.

[MFMoshDEK]

Great video!

[MickeyLove01]

Dansink? What fucking wall did he walk into?

[LustForeLife]

he wasnt danzig in highschool................

[4153448]

the end was just disgusting

[Foxx36]

This is fucking hilarious. Troll of the week. Possibly of the month.

[vomit49894]

Glad he had his quotient of Blatz for the day!

[JuanIII]

What the hell did I just fucking watch?

[club9173]

that wuz intrersting thanks 4 sharing DANZIG kicks ass

[Serpo71]

@club9173 Well, Danzig did get his ass kicked.........

[vicnetto]

owned

[gunslinger861]

them dudes were fuckin drunk

[truemythology]

jerks, that kind of behavior is pathetic! Old grumpy men trying to act like young but the only thing they do is embarrassing and showing that they're retards, . Grow up you poor clowns S.O.B!!! Btw, even though it's suppose to be a joke...well they fail!!

[richnice318]

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheDoverTrio]

HILARIOUS!

[leftysmith83]

Oh definitely lad! I've had 3 Australian NATIVES tell me that shit sux.

[danthewho11]

What losers!

[curtyjenni]

stop drinking

[MrSkulleyes]

This is pure genius.

[TIMPA138]

who did the cover in the begining and the end?

[samhain6677]

Hey, it's the other bandmembers of whodat and boojang

[avalanchesoul]

0:36 he ain't no goddamn sonofabitch. you better think about it baby!

[Doomzdayxx]

Goofy old bastards.

[Shifty3651727]

that guy that keeps sayin' yeah yeah yeah is like sooooo f*ckin' drunk..

[stopkingjames]

we love that people are taking this so seriously! keep it up!

[FernAveEnt]

@stopkingjames that's awesome, lol

[thineleachbath]

@stopkingjames I put this in my favs, any time i need a good laugh, i just give this classic a click.

[pandarsson]

Geez, people. Have a sense of humor. Fucking hell, if you're so bored with your lives, take up a fucking hobby. Shit.

[dennybeck666]

chrisnixon16 irish guys are all fuck heads. all that inbreeding on that smaller little brother island of england. u guys suck sperm off the floor

[leftysmith83]

@dennybeck666 U piece of shit. How would u like my Irish Left Hook to ur face? By the way, Guinness tastes much better than that Foster's Kangaroo Piss.

[SoldierofFortune07]

@dennybeck666 Ha ha, how ironic. It's normally the lads with 666 after their names that are inbred.

[bigpowerfulpeople]

that fat guy looked like shrek. paint him green, he's shrek.

[yourfaceisannoying]

Oh ho ho,just watch Danzig stare at the screen 'what the hell are these douche bags DOING?!' that was really stupid.If you want him on the next album,ASK HIM NICELY,DIPSHIT!!!!

[kreishpiman]

haha stupid americans!

[notoriousthegreat]

@kreishpiman

Hey Eurofag, shut your fucking face.

[chrisnixon16]

people who obviouslly don't know about any gangs whatsoever and smartasses who are looking for there heads to be shoved up the guy in the videos ass and his head being shoved up danzigs ass.the oints simple talk shit get hit.

[standupbassfiend]

who would want to hang around people like that?

[chrisnixon16]

how about you come to ny and say that shit to my face because i will surelly be able to arrange some plastic surgury for you if you think you bad enough to fuck with an irish guy ok?and also FUCK YOU!!!

[darkfae666]

@chrisnixon16 THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN IRISH MORON AND A NON-IRISH MORON, YOU'RE STILL JUST A MORON

[chrisnixon16]

nope these are the assholes he the shit out of period.and he really got pissed at this video.

[darkfae666]

@chrisnixon16 fuck u, this vid is hilarious

[darkfae666]

@chrisnixon16 how can you get pissed at two drunk guys making idiots of themselves ? how ?? if i were danzig i would feel sorry for them! i don't believe in anything you wrote here on youtube, i mean really, wtf ? you must be RETARDED

[PunkMartyr]

are these the assholes he kicked out of danzig or something

[chrisnixon16]

hi knucklehead did you realize that glenn did see this and to be honest with you he thinks your full of shit and get his damn name right.

[Vehement78]

i love yr nose hair

[chrismander]

This made my evening.

[MrHeavyMetalx]

holy shit, if i was Danzig id say fuck you guys

[bongzilla138]

i gotta know, has danzig ever responded to this? or has he ever made a comment regarding this video?

[MLH]

Gotta love Eastern White Trash =)

[guitaristgod666]

lol he could start by saying his fucking name right lol that was funny though

[cardigansarecool]

Welcome to America.

[MusicalRhyme2]

i can see why he does not like them

[Hedgeweed]

Yes he was, he was SMASHED!

[supersycho]

fucking drunk

[kendallbob]

``next kost guest ghost glest gest vocals on da noo wut stop stoching kang jangs jabum.``

[IoriYagami666]

who was covering Her black wings at the end?

[stopkingjames]

rockphonics

[TheStarJuggler]

Yeah Danzig... what the hell man?

Apparently you CAN take the small town out of the boy.

What a shame.

[stroskt2]

He Just Moved On.. ha

[bottom83]

HEY! GLENN DANSZIG

[ringocrowley666]

DRUNK

[Lock11811]

that one said Danzing

[KEKOLUL]

fucking americans iq 0

[KLEWLE55]

HAI GLENN DANZING

[rattlehead00]

This is fucking hilarious.

[br33zyPWNZz]

lol !

[riotorgun]

theeer takung are jeerrrrrrrrbs!

[TheRebel101]

"stop stoching kang jang jabum"

[silentphil]

...god dambit. sunnabitchuh.

[H0rrorPunky]

0:56 XD

[fenderozzman]

huzzah!

[JasonVoorhees83]

If I were Glenn (that would rule) I would'nt contact these drunk fools, at least be sober you nimrods

[ruithael]

The biig drunk guy reminds me of my old hungry hungry hippo game from when I was a kid. In retrospect, that was a really stupid game.

...quick, someone get that guy another beeer!!