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  • eminem sounds like a crackhead on helium.

  • only thing idont like is that have these pics are old before he met drae makes you think its his beging years till you hear drae ps i know i can t spell bithc f you

  • umad?

  • whoop whoop!! !mmfwcl

    

  • Eminem created "umadbro"

  • @Yhdyssanakoe also the Åbro commercial LOL

  • mic check mic dick testing 1,2 fuck 

  • @Wardrapper lol

  • like, like, like

  • like this if your just listening. fuck the year

  • Like if you like to post shit dissing a video just to GET THEM MAD...

  • SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE MUSIC!

    ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

  • like bar = Eminems dick

    dislike bar= Justin Biebers dick.

  • @MrFaKiiiE So you're saying Em's dick is 1.5 inches..? *facepalm* -_-

  • @MrFaKiiiE ether way ur gay lol

  • @MrFaKiiiE thats kinda gay lol

  • @MrFaKiiiE and the gay award goes to you1

  • like if your listening to this is 1784

  • Like if you don't give a fuck what year you're listening to this in

  • like this if ur watching this

  • Thumbs down if your aren't listening to this in the year 1420 and this comment is fucking gay.

  • know one gives a fuck what year your listening this in, just watch and listen

  • thumbs up if you live in 2046 and earth is taken over by aliens

  • This song couldn't have been 1 second shorter??

  • like if you were listening to this in 1200 BC because of your badass time machine.

  • @sadnessinmylife haha now thats a time related comment that made me laugh :D good job.

  • still listeing to the best rapper in 2012?, yup u know it

  • love this song even if his voice gets a little annoying i love the skill

  • like if your listening to this in 1989!!!

  • "Beating your knees"

    "Bleeding in Jeans"

    (Am I a Blood or a Crip?) This is wordplay at it's finest.

  • @pibbleluv i though i was wrong when i caught this cause on rapgenius they gave some different explanation for that line

  • @bryan7261995 Because the lyrics are analyzed by random members. None of the explanations are 100%.

  • like this if you dont give a fuck about the top comments ^^^

  • yo if you guys get a min check out my channel

  • like this if your still listening to this 2012

  • djhero renegade.

  • only guy to rhyme a word with orange. dayumn

    

  • it shoouldve been, ....im chuck norris and i approve eminem

  • His lyrics lol Insain!

  • wish he could make shit like this again,these wer the days., eminem has gone all soft these days, bring back SLIM.ffs

  • @mailliam4 My God people like you fucken piss me off. Go listen to Bad Meets Evil you gimp.

  • hhhahaha halarious

  • lmao

  • half/half

  • Thumps up if this is better than his newer shit

  • those are the best times . too bad they re gone

  • i dont like emnem but slim shady was too ill he had maad flow and his lyrics were nice. Like most ppl aint even fathomed his bars, like the cool j one. I think hes referring to what happened with him and canibus in 98 - canibus said "L u got a mic on ur arm lemme borrow that" referring to his tatoo and ll got vexed so dissed him in his verse in 4321. Eminem aint just chatting random shit his shit got history. I wish he would still keep spitting like that

  • like this if your still going to listen to this in 2015!

  • ah splish splash while im takin a bath! grab a bunch of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh. fuckin epic lol

  • yuck his spit

  • I write songs for me, fuck what you like.

    Hahah

  • Trololololololololo

  • The chorus is too fucking funny!!!!

  • i dont like rap anyway im just trying to get my pornstar career started

  • @codynator2000 lool

  • stfu why is there always a top comment of some stupid shit about the people who dislike the song just to get thumbs up

  • @freetofreestyle awkward moment when theres no such comments.

  • was this a diss to master P?

  • @heypeople123

    no he actually did this as a freestyle first at a concert then re mastered it

  • ..he got you ll HA

  • Who's vocal chords did he rip out? I hate when they edited stuff from ems songs even when they are unedited

  • @HighVltgBTDwn

    mistikal

  • @ HighVltgBTDwn

    they only do that for legal reasons, nothing else

  • like this if your still listening to this in 2011

  • @antonisdabest07 what else would i be listening to, eminem doesnt do anything nearly as dope anymore...

  • @antonisdabest07 Thumbs down to make this faggot mad

  • @antonisdabest07 haha trolling is underrated. ur a faggot.

  • @antonisdabest07 naw madafaker im in 2000 bc in my cave using a rock to get wifi

  • @antonisdabest07 FUCK YOU!

  • @antonisdabest07

    Almost 2012

  • @antonisdabest07 AHAHA IM NOT LISTENING TO THIS IN 2011 MOTHER FUCKER

  • @antonisdabest07 2012 to

  • @antonisdabest07 2012 :P still so awesome

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  • I write songs for me -- fuck what you like-EMINEM

  • This is who we need back FUCK EMINEM SHADY FOR LIFE!!!!!

  • ive listen to this rap everyday for like a month now haha this is crazy too many sick lines to quote

  • trololoool ;D

  • lol hes just high as fuck in every pickhar

  • madest

    

  • Troll Anthem ?

  • I love em!! <3 Especially classic em!

  • i dont like rap anyway, im just trying to get my porn career started

  • u mad bro?

  • "..my tattooooooooOOOOOooooo!! "  (he got you LL.)

  • haha he was proably hi as hell o well thats my man floatin on a cloud shuttin other mcs down!

  • is this song a diss to Mase?

  • @thecoolesteva6 no its the diss to ICP

  • @thecoolesteva6 diss to icp and cage

  • I think this is one of Em's best songs. Really shows off the hilarious sounds/comments he makes in the background of songs .. my favorite: "I'm iller than taking a hammer and beating your knees and walkin through south central LA, bleeding in jean *(am I a blood or a crip?)*.. lmfao only Em can come up with shit like this

  • Come back to us EM!!!!!!!!!!!! Just stop singing and put out ill bootleg freestyles. I will buy every single one

  • Eminem, pro toll.

  • damn i have never seen a fit and clever blonde b4... go eminem, you've crossed so many boundaries... <3

  • i recognise the second verse, isn't it the freestyle he did once? either way it's cool :)

  • this is cold as fuck :D

  • u mad bro?

  • When i rap about a fat bitch u wish'd you had... you know i jus be sayin it to get you mad

  • Surprisingly, eminem cheers me up when I'm down :)

  • he god damn ripped this shit

  • 13 people got mad.....

  • The Offical Troll Song

  • @CriminalIntent89 ha.. hes slim, hes trim prim likes primus sticks nine inch nails through his eyelids loves his kids hates his bitch baby mom cheatin bitch no wonder he did valium to keep himself calm, guaranteed: you talk enough like this, your warranteed to actually do the shit and make the bitch shit piss and bleed!, someone spit back, ur all whick whack trolls that sit on youtube all day listening to shady rip you like a paper mache, i dont need shadys lyrics to spit at you whick wack fags

  • @CriminalIntent89 you spelt official wrong.

  • @CriminalIntent89 Ur mother

  • killed it!

  • NURSE! NUUUUUURSE!

  • @rossdustin19

    The name that was censored is Mystikal.

  • UM? "I Rip ziprsdf Voice Box Out, Scream In His Ear! (AAAAHHHH!!)" Who's Name?

  • how bout you check me out ima break out like a pimple on your face now no for real im coming out soon

  • Correct me if im wrong, But he stole the line 'i fucken, i fucken, Ill bang your nutz with a spike bat' of Wu tang Clan track - Method man track ?

  • @gettintechFM It's more paying tribute, the line was used in a skit before the song, he didn't "steal the line".

  • Love the way you lie..... oh come on Em, wtf is up with you lately....

  • @razamaer my thoughts exactly

  • @razamaer i know right doing a song with rihana is almost as bad as doing a song with lil wayne

  • eminems old stuff is the best and funny

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  • @swed420ws NICE! Well said.

  • why did he delete my comment?

  • beat ya with a spiked cut your head off and put it right back and leave you like that!!!!!!!!!!! epic shit! and more:splish splash while im takin a bath grab a handfull of pills beak em in half take em and laugh!!!!!1 shittin epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and fuck ya'll rap haters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • who else loves the sound effects and comments in the background??

  • Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when im spittin, cuz im always shittin when im rappin like Master P

  • Eminem 4 ever bieaaaaaaaaaaaachhhhh

  • Isaac Hayes - Do Your Thing sample? the beat

  • fuck you nikkas

  • @GodHatesRapandHipHop silly man.... there is no god.  Don't use fictional figures to repeal rap music.

  • @GodHatesRapandHipHop for a reverend, I'd think you would be more educated in gods ways :). the bullshit you say about every rapper is promoting the ghetto? So many of them are trying to save the people in it, or at least get out of it.

  • @swed420ws I'm sorry, your incoherent blasphemy of ghetto babble is wasted on me. I suggest you obtain an education instead of proving how rap subculture robs our youth of intelligence.

  • @GodHatesRapandHipHop i listen to rap all day and i'm at the top of my class what your saying is rap is evil that would mean all music is evil your just retarded

  • @GodHatesRapandHipHop wth do you have against rap? ya know it cant hurt you less you piss its listeners and artists off. what about about flobots they rap about shit like war needing to end! your just some cult level fanatical bitch. leave rap alone. you aint got the stones to mess with us.

  • @GodHatesRapandHipHop Ive listened to rap since I was a newborn. Im 13 I do college work and I am planning on being a physicist, I got to church every sunday and wednesday. How is rap evil? People talk about their life while a nice beat is playing in the background. Oh and my best friend is the pastors son.

  • @GodHatesRapandHipHop man, your retarded, I Listen To Rap Everyday, btw God Does NOT Hate Anything, He Only Loves, He Only Dislikes Music That Gets You To Drugs or do something bad, BUT Old Rap Doesnt, New Rap DOES Goto a lil wanye, he only raps about sex goto one of his songs, we would all appreciate it....

  • nice typing rap battle you fags

  • 12 people got mad

  • @bamsk8rsl 13

  • ya'll need to watch and learn you coming back at me is my last concern my flow will bubble like an acid burn fuck turnin' your stomach i'll rip it in two you really ain't got no clue on what the fuck i will do cuz i got a crew that will fuck yah' up to grab you by your throat till your face turns blue an a light purple i rhyme like a circle they just go round and round till they all surround you like the navy yes i've been this crazy every since a baby no one will ever slay me unless its shady

  • now hiring --- careerstarts.info --- don't wait

  • i dont like rap anyway im juss tryna get my porno career started

  • I'm tired of this fcking rhyming with orange shit

  • eminem is so awsome he can fucking ryme orange

  • I did all 5 chapter it fucking works haha

  • no LeGend u aLL just kiss ass

  • HE TROLLIN

  • He talk alot about dicks and nuts and then he calls himself straight lol phaggot

  • @12pussylicka u must be a faggot because u put pussy out there like u know it but ur moms dont cunt or i mean count to 123 then ill put it in ur mouth then ull know what im talkin about, talk about fag ill use a glad bag when i fuck u in the ass u hoe, ill fondle ur titties like miss jackson and lil kim at the grammys while im smack ur granny when shes cuttin me a slice of ham bee

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  • @keysgt bitch wishen he could rap

  • @grimreap93 coming from a guy with a dick as big as a fly im not surprised, but funny i dont see your rap queer, it wasnt even close to my best, but i dont need that to battle faggots like you here. better, cunt?

  • @keysgt sounds like something id get outta a cracker jack box you cant rap you just fap to lil boys

  • @grimdipshit cracker jack box, wow, thats really original! is that what your grandma told you to type while you had her on skype phone or did you think of it alone, but you have the dumbest video of a girls face doing her makeup on myspace? i hope thats not your face, or ur girlfriends, wait, I just puked up my pancakes.

  • @keysgt A rap battle you want, a rap battle you get You didn't know that this white boy could spit So fuckin' legit I make bitches quit You may be mad, but I'm in a fit Steppin' to me, you can't do shit I am lyrically better They call me the seventh letter Standin' for gangster, bitch If you're trying to get rich I'll put a pube in your subway sandwich Then you can sue, but the rap game you should ditch I mean, it's urgent Leave now pussy ass Key Sgt
  • @xzanikan7 More like a gangsters' bitch, if i'm addressing you correct that is, i sucked you in slow to make you look dumb, what fun, go look in a trash can for your next meal son, that 7 letter shit is hilarious, so funny infact im still having a hard time not laughing, ill put a turd in your subway sandwich, coming as hard as some retard with glasses, i want pound a tent stake through your fake ass heart, right through your rib cage and one in your mouth.

  • @keysgt you can here crickets after I start to kickit, boyyyyy, hold the applause though, im not verbaly finished assaulting you all, im nuts with the microphone, you look down at your nuts when ur using the john, cause they're missing, you left them in the girls bathroom when you were pissing, all you cant imagine how I start dissing,lmao~

  • @keysgt You have no flow Your style's a no go Sloppy like a fat man on a hoho I'm clownin' on you but you're Bozo I guess you can call me IT You'll get your throat slit A fuckin' spider in the game You're caught in my web so I use a lighter and a flame I'm a fighter, you're a dame A brilliant writer puttin' you to shame Fuckin' punk Step to me I'll pop the trunk Put ya in with the rest of the junk Slam dunk On your ass Go back to class You missed something Your skill is nothing

  • @xzanikan7 nigga, you be trippin if you think your shit's hittin, rappin bout ho hos and fat men? the only hoho is the girl on your myspace page and the fat man is probably ur dad, sorry, charlie, but ill come at you on a harley swinging a machete for the fences until youre beheaded, then pop the trunk and throw your head into my box chevy, cause shes always ready to run, body in the front, explosives in the back, 3-2-1 all done. blow you up in front of EMINEMS rochester hills mansion son.

  • @keysgt LOL!!!! You have no rhyme scheme bro Come back at me when you have a flow. Listed at least 2 Yelawolf song titles on your rap (is it even a rap?)And none of that shit phased me. Nice try though, I commend you for trying. Just practice man and you might be able to spit a nursery rhyme

  • @keysgt nah man it was a something i said to express how cheap you are and fyi its a friend thats all you need to know till next time learn to rap and quit embarrassing your self on youtube big man

  • @keysgt btw you talk alot of shit for somone that dont even have a youtube channel do i smell a troll

  • Wait cage diss... I thought this was ICP diss.