i need 2 poke someone imediatly!!!someone changed their status im eatin a sanwich.....oooooo holiday photos egypt beach shots yh!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!OMG HES SO FUNNY MAN!!
i need 2 poke someone imediatly!!!someone changed their status im eatin a sanwich.....oooooo holiday photos egypt beach shots yh!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!OMG HES SO FUNNY MAN!!
@joebstarsurfer In my experience, it's fame and popularity. Many people believe that their friends and strangers are actually interested in what they are doing and will take note of their meaningless lives.
They will then take half naked pictures of themselves and photoshop their ugly mugs to them attractive; boosting their popularity.
Unfortunately, these 'interested' people are only noticing them because they're being a twat. But they don't know that.
Dear Fonejackers, it is with great regret that I have just seen your exclusive! clip for facebook. As head of FacebookUK I thought your content was a little bit juvenile, and not just juvenile, vulgar. Now the reason I say vulgar is because, and well I don't want to say vulgar as such, but the thing is that I am DONALD DONALDSON, I've been exposed! AH! I've been spiked with skim milk in my coffee! Oh God what's happening to me? I'm turning into a sexual pest!
@GovermentG nobhead we're far from taking over - we only represent 1.5% of the total population in the Uk so how's that a takeover?? I'll tell you what really winds me up about SOME of my fellow pakis, they walk about giving it the billy big bollox saying the same shit you do like " YES BRUV IT'S A TAKEOVER" but truth is no matter where you live in the UK, the local white population far outnumber you and if they turned on you in mass then you'd be completely fucked.
@GovermentG Truth is the majority of white English people are brilliant folk. This other tosser calling himself 'testicalman' is more than likely one of the trailer trash variety trying to start a civil war on Youtube. Look at the floods in Pakistan for example, England gave the most money towards the relief effort. If you look at protests against the EDL, most of the faces in the crowd are WHITE.
@iamthefatstig Make sure you vote for me when I run for PM then ;-) I know nobody wants a paki running the country but i tell you, I'd do a damn sight better job than all of those corrupt public school boys and their white collar crime + expenses. Plus all these sham marriages would get stopped, unless you agree to pay the government 100k up front (which will cover the amount of benefit fraud that'll go on afterwards)
@iamthefatstig no probs, just don't go and ban 4x4's whilst you're in my cabinet. Jez Clarkson is going to be my Secretary of Culture and Ron Dennis my Business Minister.
if you let your eyes zone out you see faint black dots forming on the corner of every logo (in the white section). That popular optical illusion thing actually works :/. FReaky!!
All these stupid adverts are just the governments way of making you pay TV licensing for a PC, because TV is dead.. The bastards will always find a way of making you pay :-(
ahh man, i love people who take the piss out of the facebook 'craze'. and who really thinks i'm gonna buy an ibm just becasue it postponed my viewing of a video, it made me not want one tbh.
Love it!! Have a little wa#k of the pictures of your friends on the facebooooook
NUFCRossy 1 week ago
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LegallyBrunette112 1 month ago
looooooooooooooooool
iPhonebou786 1 month ago
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
funnychannelable 1 month ago
old facebook layout.. lol
Emk123ful 4 months ago
its nearly over thx anoymous .
joebstarsurfer 4 months ago
HavealittlewankatotherpeoplespicturesontheFacebooooooooooook!
TheInternetOG 5 months ago 14
Can someone tell me where to buy a doovde
NickJones163 6 months ago
@NickJones163 you get from that Chinese DooVde seller :D
feghdan 3 months ago
Big hands brother.
JonLTD 6 months ago
@deemy69 theres no where near 100 people on myspace!
yuppy40 6 months ago 2
ive been spiked theres skimmed milk in my coffee
armstrong991 7 months ago
hes doing the typing noise aswell , what a pro.
RodReelAndBait 7 months ago 4
EATING A SANDWICH GIVE A FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
TheChickenmonkey1 7 months ago 20
"have a little wank lookin at other peoples pictures on the faceboooookkkk!" haha that sums it up
thatkindofguy234 8 months ago
i need 2 poke someone imediatly!!!someone changed their status im eatin a sanwich.....oooooo holiday photos egypt beach shots yh!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!OMG HES SO FUNNY MAN!!
cachirulo1011 8 months ago 2
i need 2 poke someone imediatly!!!someone changed their status im eatin a sanwich.....oooooo holiday photos egypt beach shots yh!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!OMG HES SO FUNNY MAN!!
cachirulo1011 8 months ago
DONALD DONALDSON!!
MassMurderMontageSs 8 months ago
hes not a bad singer actually :)
enocharriagada 8 months ago 5
fonejacker is one funny fucker :D x
enocharriagada 8 months ago
Check out my personal page for the Terry Tibbs theme tune!
DjCarloni 8 months ago
Lol
MassMurderMontageSs 8 months ago
( The classic song being played in the background )
neilt182 8 months ago
Can someone please tell me what the music in the back ground is?? I love this song!!
neilt182 8 months ago
Can someon please tell me what the music in the back ground is?? I love this song!!
neilt182 8 months ago
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FACEBOOK IS SPYIN ON EVERY 1
djparnate 8 months ago
vulger
Davisbigboy976 8 months ago
facebook is pretty gay, yeah.
ugforthewin 8 months ago
BORED?..............PRANK A BNP COUNCIL MEMBER 07983782162!
megashlong100 8 months ago 3
it took me till 1.01 to notice he's not actually typing :( FAIL
bensaccount123 8 months ago 2
i'm... eating a SANDWICH! GIVE A F***!
simonfeakes 9 months ago
Im on facebook watching this !
MITCHM1993 9 months ago
1:37
BST GIVE A **** EVER!
BizliBoy 9 months ago
lol love the posh voice he puts on
DiRTemma 9 months ago
lol reminds me of my uncle and dad and me and my cousin! :P we're all insane! :P So proud to be persian! :D
M3T4L8D 9 months ago
canon rock as background music FTW!
TheGuitarwizerd 9 months ago
Character is clearly modeled on that Gerard cunt
Shistermyster 9 months ago
this guy is a lengend
B2Kbreeze 9 months ago
go to fonemesser/youtube for newest funniest videos!!
fonemesser 10 months ago
I am donnald donulson
ninjaspike139 10 months ago
press 8!
Koujo92 10 months ago
@Koujo92 AHAHHAHAHAHHAHHH! Im Changing A Sandwich... GIVE A FUCK!!
xBruTaLzGaMiNG 10 months ago
GIVE A FUCK!!!!!!!!
gerardbriankennedy 10 months ago
hahahaa keep pressing 6!
SONNYJ789 10 months ago
Never gets old.
SuperDanReturns 11 months ago
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@SuperDanReturns go to fonemesser/youtube for newest funniest videos!!
fonemesser 10 months ago
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@SuperDanReturns go to fonemesser/youtube for newest funniest videos!!
fonemesser 10 months ago
RUBBER DINGY RAPIDS
tominator999 11 months ago
@tominator999 bro
redarmycal 11 months ago
that....was....amazing
qweeqwd 1 year ago
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@qweeqwd go to fonemesser/youtube for newest funniest videos!!
fonemesser 10 months ago
oh, someone's changed their status...
"I'm eating a sandwich"
GIVE, A FUCK?
Boonzeet 1 year ago 4
LOL this remind me of me XD
RLO7RYAN 1 year ago
im so fucking sick and tired of the stupid adverts and now the vid dont even load properly:(
12jeffhardy123 1 year ago
ooo Holiday photos, Egypt, Beach Shotttttsssss. YYEEEAASSSSSSSS!!! LMAO!!!
johnnyadz 1 year ago 68
the only time i flipted out over Crimbo was after watching the Facebark movie .Apart from the guy ripping lots of people off its was so DULL .
joebstarsurfer 1 year ago
give a fuck! hahahaaaaaa! nice one fonejacker!
kadboro 1 year ago
FUCKING love this. best bit IMO was the sandwich comment EPIC :D:D
ceryni11 1 year ago 4
look at how fake he's typing
SomaliLandRep 1 year ago
what a suprise a comedy clip turns into another argument about people and the social world lol just get over it an enjoy donald
raven8188 1 year ago
LMFAO. Before Donald Donaldson went all crazy, I found this accent strangely sexy. LOL
SharnsiR 1 year ago 3
Someone has changed their status... I'm eating a sandwhich... GIVE A FUCK!!!!!!
So true man. So true.
xXxKazamaxXx 1 year ago
lol pedo xD
GtaMissionGuide 1 year ago
Get ad blocker for your browser....and guess what it dose
newguy54321 1 year ago
this is amazing.
operationburn 1 year ago
I cant stop watching this im infected now lol.
joebstarsurfer 1 year ago
Im posting this everyday on facebark i could be a Christmas number one.
joebstarsurfer 1 year ago
This will get in the charts if i keep posting it on facebook Doctor Evil.Facebarks was designed by dulll cunts for dull bastards!!!.
joebstarsurfer 1 year ago
Facebook is for c*nts.
ugforthewin 1 year ago
@ugforthewin so i take it your on facebook?
mattharris2009 1 year ago
@mattharris2009 it really is though. It is even more annoying than those smurf hats people have started wearing.
ugforthewin 1 year ago
I have no idea what im doing on facebark its all true "give a fck!".If anyone can explain the point of it id love to know .
joebstarsurfer 1 year ago
@joebstarsurfer In my experience, it's fame and popularity. Many people believe that their friends and strangers are actually interested in what they are doing and will take note of their meaningless lives.
They will then take half naked pictures of themselves and photoshop their ugly mugs to them attractive; boosting their popularity.
Unfortunately, these 'interested' people are only noticing them because they're being a twat. But they don't know that.
Facebook = Attention seekers fan club
xXxKazamaxXx 1 year ago
MUST POKE!!!
mcbrown8 1 year ago
Dear Facebook, one day everyone will abondon you and move on to another social network site, just like what happned to me. Yours sincerly, Myspace.
195jordan 1 year ago 2
oh 100 dislikes on this clip... guess that'll be the myspace users :P
deemy69 1 year ago 181
@deemy69 aka fags
Pwnisher248 1 year ago
@deemy69 Yea lol, all of them :P
waj171 10 months ago
@deemy69 and bebo...and twitter...and...the others :P
brush31 9 months ago
Beach Shots...YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Jambo139 1 year ago
1:40 onwards sounds a little like Kenny Everett
DemonPete 1 year ago
Dear Fonejackers, it is with great regret that I have just seen your exclusive! clip for facebook. As head of FacebookUK I thought your content was a little bit juvenile, and not just juvenile, vulgar. Now the reason I say vulgar is because, and well I don't want to say vulgar as such, but the thing is that I am DONALD DONALDSON, I've been exposed! AH! I've been spiked with skim milk in my coffee! Oh God what's happening to me? I'm turning into a sexual pest!
johnsmithfsx 1 year ago
whos donald donaldson?????
TheWebsterD 1 year ago
100 people are sex pests and have been exposed
Dedokai32 1 year ago
@Dedokai32 and one of them is you
WiccanHighPriest0 1 year ago
yep i abused your mom while you were still an egg@WiccanHighPriest0
Dedokai32 1 year ago
@Dedokai32 no, you abused your little sister
WiccanHighPriest0 1 year ago
I wanna be your fwend on the facebook...
:L
Why does he sound so childish, "fwend" "friend"
AutomaticCoding 1 year ago
99 people are Donald Donaldson and have skimmed milk in their coffee.
WoWZhen 1 year ago
@benhughes1994 Fair point guv, or if you live in Luton then you're fucked there too.
sajiduk 1 year ago
''Fonejacker series 2, hmmmmm
samsung54369 1 year ago
fuckin immigrant
testicalman123 1 year ago
@testicalman123 Nazi. Nobody wants people like you on youtube, fuck outta here
GovermentG 1 year ago
@GovermentG, fuck off u paki, no one want ppl like u in the u.k
testicalman123 1 year ago
@testicalman123 lmfao , you cunt , were takin over, and were lovin it , your not are ya ? i can tell
GovermentG 1 year ago
@GovermentG nobhead we're far from taking over - we only represent 1.5% of the total population in the Uk so how's that a takeover?? I'll tell you what really winds me up about SOME of my fellow pakis, they walk about giving it the billy big bollox saying the same shit you do like " YES BRUV IT'S A TAKEOVER" but truth is no matter where you live in the UK, the local white population far outnumber you and if they turned on you in mass then you'd be completely fucked.
sajiduk 1 year ago
@GovermentG Truth is the majority of white English people are brilliant folk. This other tosser calling himself 'testicalman' is more than likely one of the trailer trash variety trying to start a civil war on Youtube. Look at the floods in Pakistan for example, England gave the most money towards the relief effort. If you look at protests against the EDL, most of the faces in the crowd are WHITE.
sajiduk 1 year ago
@sajiduk Probably the most mature comment ever posted on youtube. Well done mate, treat everyone as you find them and you can't go far wrong.
iamthefatstig 1 year ago
@iamthefatstig Make sure you vote for me when I run for PM then ;-) I know nobody wants a paki running the country but i tell you, I'd do a damn sight better job than all of those corrupt public school boys and their white collar crime + expenses. Plus all these sham marriages would get stopped, unless you agree to pay the government 100k up front (which will cover the amount of benefit fraud that'll go on afterwards)
sajiduk 1 year ago
@sajiduk I'll vote as long as I can be transport minister ;)
iamthefatstig 1 year ago
@iamthefatstig no probs, just don't go and ban 4x4's whilst you're in my cabinet. Jez Clarkson is going to be my Secretary of Culture and Ron Dennis my Business Minister.
sajiduk 1 year ago
@GovermentG. im too busy lovin ur mum, if ur ready to lose ur virginity then just say the word, she gives family discount
testicalman123 1 year ago
@testicalman123 thats a shame, i stopped makin love to your mum after i shoved a grenade up her pussy and WELDED it shut.
it was her choice, she tells me ta do some right wierd stuff when shes horny. you wont be having any more brothers or sisters, sorry
GovermentG 1 year ago
lol beach shots and oooo someones updates sandwich give a fuk lol
TheHazza1992 1 year ago
LMFAO ''Holiday photos...egypt...Beach Shots!...YYEEEESSSSS!!'' LOL
toxic2k7 1 year ago
"give a fuck?!" LOL
RAZORSsk8t 1 year ago
Donald Donaldson ftw
curbdancer2002 1 year ago
if you let your eyes zone out you see faint black dots forming on the corner of every logo (in the white section). That popular optical illusion thing actually works :/. FReaky!!
savethesnail 1 year ago 6
press f5 to skip adverts (SUBSCIRBE ME)
BousteadProductions 1 year ago
@BousteadProductions did not work fuck off
PCgamerzone 1 year ago
All these stupid adverts are just the governments way of making you pay TV licensing for a PC, because TV is dead.. The bastards will always find a way of making you pay :-(
BobTheFlish1982 1 year ago
log off if adverts on = NON COMPLIENCE
TIGDIF 1 year ago
He sure has Farcebook down to a T lol!
"Give a FUCK!"
"Beach Shots"
Awesome.
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V1andonlySEAN 1 year ago 30
@V1andonlySEAN Best comment ever, thumb this guy up.
ghostkai666 1 year ago
0:00
nickcisgod 1 year ago
wats the point in putting i fuckin IBM advert for a 1:55 video. bastards.
Lolacoca1 1 year ago 2
GIVE...A FUCK!?
SantaSeeker181 1 year ago
Them censored the best bit.......
Masturcheef1000 1 year ago
...BEACH SHOTS...YYEEEESSSSS!!!
claw2733 1 year ago
press f5 to fuck ads off
25rsb 1 year ago 2
@25rsb i love you man
05eherash 1 year ago
@25rsb THANK YOUUU!
SantaSeeker181 1 year ago
just press F5 when an ad comes up and you'll get to the good stuff!
ivangrozny27 1 year ago 4
@ivangrozny27 god damn it works, hahaahahaha fuk you ibm
theshizituk 1 year ago
like my comment if you hate ads !
xXiiS4MiiXx 1 year ago
ibm stands for i bum men lol
3halljo 1 year ago
fuckin ibm
chrisjoneschrisjones 1 year ago
looking at your friends friends pictures on faceboooook, wank over your friends pictures on faceboooook HAHAHAHH
ZzSPiiD3RzZ 1 year ago
FUCK YOU IBM!!! DIDDENT 2001 SPACE ODDYDEY TEACH YOU ANYTHING!?
SimonGuy10 1 year ago
give!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
murillopoint 1 year ago 4
fuck you IBM
st0nerlewis 1 year ago
bloody 27%, such a big acheivment...NOT!
Davidm00sh12 1 year ago
I miss donald </3
JordanThomasRichards 1 year ago
love that click for new line on the typewriter just before he turns mental. such random genius.
txdrvr 1 year ago
wtf
tanny964 1 year ago
i love him so much so much haahahahahahah hahahahahahhahahaha
albaukforlife 1 year ago
"Ive been spiked, there's skimmed milk in my coffee oh god whats happening to me"
sheer genius through and through
Smitamas101 1 year ago
have a little wank over other peoples pictures on the faceboook
ferr3t 1 year ago 4
Press F5 to skip the ad...
settsale 1 year ago 20
@settsale Or just use firefox
Hodgey1989 11 months ago
Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Fu*& me he is awsome,
D7eadnaught 1 year ago
0:39 Did he type "exclamation mark" instead of "!" LOL
Molotovshot93 1 year ago
BEACH SHOTS!!!!!! YEHHHHH
bluetounge 1 year ago
fukin funny
1mlazar 1 year ago
press f5 AND IT REFRESHES THE THE PAGE TO THE VIDEO. THIS WAY YOU CAN SKIP THE ADS
littlepoukis 1 year ago
I got the same jacket :D
Azard3 1 year ago
''ive been spiked there's skimmed milk in my coffee,oh god whats happening to me''
carbonfootprintmyass 1 year ago
anyone else wondering why every pic went past was of underaged girls in bikinis? Oo
KayosUK 1 year ago
ahh man, i love people who take the piss out of the facebook 'craze'. and who really thinks i'm gonna buy an ibm just becasue it postponed my viewing of a video, it made me not want one tbh.
metallicafan003 1 year ago 5
press f5 to skip advert when its half way through
a26368mark 1 year ago 2
haha im donald donaldson haha
suneel7 1 year ago
30 seconds advert!?!?!?! Can you say REFRESH
AshMac28 1 year ago
Lol- Having a wank at peoples pictures on faceboooooooooook! haha
ADFcope 1 year ago
A CLASS
DARRENVOGT 1 year ago
annoying adverts aaarrrrrghhh!!!!
ramzeen7 1 year ago
I'm an IMBer. We provided the Nazis with punch-card systems during WWII in concentration camps.
Calders 1 year ago 3
IM NOT A IBM(er)
tubbytom1992 1 year ago
lmao
NathanVernon 1 year ago
theyve got to stop this advert bollocks- theres enough pop ups- we cant watch a video without getting up to click them all off. Its a joke.
MartianLabels 1 year ago
LooooooL fuck mint LoL
mustafazorlu 1 year ago
I MIST POKE SOME-ONE Immediately!!!!
MrBellsBalls 1 year ago
abp ftw!
tvandbeermakehomergo 1 year ago
IBM, helping government keep an eye on everything you do. smart planet, dumb people
aronswritingdeskyt 1 year ago
Crime in New York City has gone down! Shame i live in the UK.
BradleyGrove 1 year ago
Lets build a smarter planet? WTF
fuckinwok 1 year ago
'someone's changed their status, i'm eating a sandwich.......GIVE A F**K. priceless
species6339 1 year ago
these IBM bastards should do something about the fucking crime in london.
aimalkhan123 1 year ago
hahhahahahah !!!
TPGDarknesss 1 year ago
facebook = sad center
attacia83 1 year ago
one word.... LMAO
TheeSuperJazzer 1 year ago
poking all day on daa facebook
lampardLuver2010 1 year ago
cas of this advert.. i will now never , for the rest of my life, associate or buy aything what so ever to do with IBM,
nasgulmage2 1 year ago 2
@nasgulmage2 how does this have anything to do with ibm?
str8edgehc 1 year ago 2
LOL'd at the typing sounds and his hands, 00:40 *Exclamation Mark*!
DackIsBack 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAH
hes a bit mental :D
AROUSED.
frederickbabyyeah 1 year ago
nice ad, nottttt, god u can't get away from them, go to take a shit and there's fucking ad's on the toilet paper next
xxxxMDMAxxxx 1 year ago 4
'Holiday photos... Egypt... beach shots... YESSS'
metalmusicmike 1 year ago 5
This made me tear up
metalmusicmike 1 year ago
I hate facebook! I love fonejacker, so this video is perfect for me.
Janus108 1 year ago
ummm holiday photos EYGPT!
pancakescooking 1 year ago
Crime in new york city has dropped 27% you know
NornIronLegends 1 year ago 74