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  • Love it!! Have a little wa#k of the pictures of your friends on the facebooooook

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  • looooooooooooooooool

  • old facebook layout.. lol

  • its nearly over thx anoymous .

  • Havealittlewankatotherpeoplesp­icturesontheFacebooooooooooook­!

  • Can someone tell me where to buy a doovde

  • @NickJones163 you get from that Chinese DooVde seller :D

  • Big hands brother.

  • @deemy69 theres no where near 100 people on myspace!

  • ive been spiked theres skimmed milk in my coffee

  • hes doing the typing noise aswell , what a pro.

  • EATING A SANDWICH GIVE A FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "have a little wank lookin at other peoples pictures on the faceboooookkkk!" haha that sums it up

  • i need 2 poke someone imediatly!!!someone changed their status im eatin a sanwich.....oooooo holiday photos egypt beach shots yh!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!OMG HES SO FUNNY MAN!!

  • i need 2 poke someone imediatly!!!someone changed their status im eatin a sanwich.....oooooo holiday photos egypt beach shots yh!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!OMG HES SO FUNNY MAN!!

  • DONALD DONALDSON!!

  • hes not a bad singer actually :)

  • fonejacker is one funny fucker :D x

  • Check out my personal page for the Terry Tibbs theme tune!

  • Lol

  • ( The classic song being played in the background )

  • Can someone please tell me what the music in the back ground is?? I love this song!!

  • Can someon please tell me what the music in the back ground is?? I love this song!!

  • vulger 

  • facebook is pretty gay, yeah.

  • BORED?..............PRANK A BNP COUNCIL MEMBER 07983782162!

  • it took me till 1.01 to notice he's not actually typing :( FAIL

  • i'm... eating a SANDWICH! GIVE A F***!

  • Im on facebook watching this !

  • 1:37

    BST GIVE A **** EVER!

  • lol love the posh voice he puts on

  • lol reminds me of my uncle and dad and me and my cousin! :P we're all insane! :P So proud to be persian! :D

  • canon rock as background music FTW!

  • Character is clearly modeled on that Gerard cunt

  • this guy is a lengend

  • go to fonemesser/youtube for newest funniest videos!! 

  • I am donnald donulson

  • press 8!

  • @Koujo92 AHAHHAHAHAHHAHHH! Im Changing A Sandwich... GIVE A FUCK!!

  • GIVE A FUCK!!!!!!!!

  • hahahaa keep pressing 6!

  • Never gets old.

  • RUBBER DINGY RAPIDS

  • @tominator999 bro

  • that....was....amazing

  • oh, someone's changed their status...

    "I'm eating a sandwich"

    GIVE, A FUCK?

  • LOL this remind me of me XD

  • im so fucking sick and tired of the stupid adverts and now the vid dont even load properly:(

  • ooo Holiday photos, Egypt, Beach Shotttttsssss. YYEEEAASSSSSSSS!!! LMAO!!!

  • the only time i flipted out over Crimbo was after watching the Facebark movie .Apart from the guy ripping lots of people off its was so DULL .

  • give a fuck! hahahaaaaaa! nice one fonejacker!

  • FUCKING love this. best bit IMO was the sandwich comment EPIC :D:D

  • look at how fake he's typing

  • what a suprise a comedy clip turns into another argument about people and the social world lol just get over it an enjoy donald

  • LMFAO. Before Donald Donaldson went all crazy, I found this accent strangely sexy. LOL

  • Someone has changed their status... I'm eating a sandwhich... GIVE A FUCK!!!!!!

    So true man. So true.

  • lol pedo xD

  • Get ad blocker for your browser....and guess what it dose

  • this is amazing.

  • I cant stop watching this im infected now lol.

  • Im posting this everyday on facebark i could be a Christmas number one.

  • This will get in the charts if i keep posting it on facebook Doctor Evil.Facebarks was designed by dulll cunts for dull bastards!!!.

  • Facebook is for c*nts.

  • @ugforthewin so i take it your on facebook?

  • @mattharris2009 it really is though. It is even more annoying than those smurf hats people have started wearing.

  • I have no idea what im doing on facebark its all true "give a fck!".If anyone can explain the point of it id love to know .

  • @joebstarsurfer In my experience, it's fame and popularity. Many people believe that their friends and strangers are actually interested in what they are doing and will take note of their meaningless lives.

    They will then take half naked pictures of themselves and photoshop their ugly mugs to them attractive; boosting their popularity.

    Unfortunately, these 'interested' people are only noticing them because they're being a twat. But they don't know that.

    Facebook = Attention seekers fan club

  • MUST POKE!!!

  • Dear Facebook, one day everyone will abondon you and move on to another social network site, just like what happned to me. Yours sincerly, Myspace.

  • oh 100 dislikes on this clip... guess that'll be the myspace users :P

  • @deemy69 aka fags

  • @deemy69 Yea lol, all of them :P

  • @deemy69 and bebo...and twitter...and...the others :P

  • Beach Shots...YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH­H

  • 1:40 onwards sounds a little like Kenny Everett

  • Dear Fonejackers, it is with great regret that I have just seen your exclusive! clip for facebook. As head of FacebookUK I thought your content was a little bit juvenile, and not just juvenile, vulgar. Now the reason I say vulgar is because, and well I don't want to say vulgar as such, but the thing is that I am DONALD DONALDSON, I've been exposed! AH! I've been spiked with skim milk in my coffee! Oh God what's happening to me? I'm turning into a sexual pest!

  • whos donald donaldson?????

  • 100 people are sex pests and have been exposed

  • @Dedokai32 and one of them is you

  • yep i abused your mom while you were still an egg@WiccanHighPriest0

  • @Dedokai32 no, you abused your little sister

  • I wanna be your fwend on the facebook...

    :L

    Why does he sound so childish, "fwend" "friend"

  • 99 people are Donald Donaldson and have skimmed milk in their coffee.

  • @benhughes1994 Fair point guv, or if you live in Luton then you're fucked there too.

  • ''Fonejacker series 2, hmmmmm

  • fuckin immigrant

  • @testicalman123 Nazi. Nobody wants people like you on youtube, fuck outta here

  • @GovermentG, fuck off u paki, no one want ppl like u in the u.k

  • @testicalman123 lmfao , you cunt , were takin over, and were lovin it , your not are ya ? i can tell

  • @GovermentG nobhead we're far from taking over - we only represent 1.5% of the total population in the Uk so how's that a takeover?? I'll tell you what really winds me up about SOME of my fellow pakis, they walk about giving it the billy big bollox saying the same shit you do like " YES BRUV IT'S A TAKEOVER" but truth is no matter where you live in the UK, the local white population far outnumber you and if they turned on you in mass then you'd be completely fucked.

  • @GovermentG Truth is the majority of white English people are brilliant folk. This other tosser calling himself 'testicalman' is more than likely one of the trailer trash variety trying to start a civil war on Youtube. Look at the floods in Pakistan for example, England gave the most money towards the relief effort. If you look at protests against the EDL, most of the faces in the crowd are WHITE.

  • @sajiduk Probably the most mature comment ever posted on youtube. Well done mate, treat everyone as you find them and you can't go far wrong.

  • @iamthefatstig Make sure you vote for me when I run for PM then ;-) I know nobody wants a paki running the country but i tell you, I'd do a damn sight better job than all of those corrupt public school boys and their white collar crime + expenses. Plus all these sham marriages would get stopped, unless you agree to pay the government 100k up front (which will cover the amount of benefit fraud that'll go on afterwards)

  • @sajiduk I'll vote as long as I can be transport minister ;)

  • @iamthefatstig no probs, just don't go and ban 4x4's whilst you're in my cabinet. Jez Clarkson is going to be my Secretary of Culture and Ron Dennis my Business Minister.

  • @GovermentG. im too busy lovin ur mum, if ur ready to lose ur virginity then just say the word, she gives family discount

  • @testicalman123 thats a shame, i stopped makin love to your mum after i shoved a grenade up her pussy and WELDED it shut.

    it was her choice, she tells me ta do some right wierd stuff when shes horny. you wont be having any more brothers or sisters, sorry

  • lol beach shots and oooo someones updates sandwich give a fuk lol

    

  • LMFAO ''Holiday photos...egypt...Beach Shots!...YYEEEESSSSS!!'' LOL

  • "give a fuck?!" LOL

  • Donald Donaldson ftw

  • if you let your eyes zone out you see faint black dots forming on the corner of every logo (in the white section). That popular optical illusion thing actually works :/. FReaky!!

  • press f5 to skip adverts (SUBSCIRBE ME)

  • @BousteadProductions did not work fuck off

  • All these stupid adverts are just the governments way of making you pay TV licensing for a PC, because TV is dead.. The bastards will always find a way of making you pay :-(

  • log off if adverts on = NON COMPLIENCE

  • He sure has Farcebook down to a T lol!

    "Give a FUCK!"

    "Beach Shots"

    Awesome.

  • @V1andonlySEAN Best comment ever, thumb this guy up.

  • 0:00

  • wats the point in putting i fuckin IBM advert for a 1:55 video. bastards.

  • GIVE...A FUCK!?

  • Them censored the best bit.......

  • ...BEACH SHOTS...YYEEEESSSSS!!!

  • press f5 to fuck ads off

  • @25rsb i love you man

  • @25rsb THANK YOUUU!

  • just press F5 when an ad comes up and you'll get to the good stuff!

  • @ivangrozny27  god damn it works, hahaahahaha fuk you ibm

  • like my comment if you hate ads !

  • ibm stands for i  bum men lol

  • fuckin ibm

  • looking at your friends friends pictures on faceboooook, wank over your friends pictures on faceboooook HAHAHAHH

  • FUCK YOU IBM!!! DIDDENT 2001 SPACE ODDYDEY TEACH YOU ANYTHING!?

  • give!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • fuck you IBM

  • bloody 27%, such a big acheivment...NOT!

  • I miss donald </3

  • love that click for new line on the typewriter just before he turns mental. such random genius.

  • wtf

  • i love him so much so much haahahahahahah hahahahahahhahahaha

  • "Ive been spiked, there's skimmed milk in my coffee oh god whats happening to me"

    sheer genius through and through

  • have a little wank over other peoples pictures on the faceboook

  • Press F5 to skip the ad...

  • @settsale Or just use firefox

  • Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Fu*& me he is awsome, 

  • 0:39 Did he type "exclamation mark" instead of "!" LOL

  • BEACH SHOTS!!!!!! YEHHHHH

  • fukin funny

  • press f5 AND IT REFRESHES THE THE PAGE TO THE VIDEO. THIS WAY YOU CAN SKIP THE ADS

  • I got the same jacket :D

  • ''ive been spiked there's skimmed milk in my coffee,oh god whats happening to me''

  • anyone else wondering why every pic went past was of underaged girls in bikinis? Oo

  • ahh man, i love people who take the piss out of the facebook 'craze'. and who really thinks i'm gonna buy an ibm just becasue it postponed my viewing of a video, it made me not want one tbh.

  • press f5 to skip advert when its half way through

  • haha im donald donaldson haha

  • 30 seconds advert!?!?!?!  Can you say REFRESH

  • Lol- Having a wank at peoples pictures on faceboooooooooook! haha

  • A CLASS

  • annoying adverts aaarrrrrghhh!!!!

  • I'm an IMBer. We provided the Nazis with punch-card systems during WWII in concentration camps.

  • IM NOT A IBM(er)

  • lmao

  • theyve got to stop this advert bollocks- theres enough pop ups- we cant watch a video without getting up to click them all off. Its a joke.

  • LooooooL fuck mint LoL

  • I MIST POKE SOME-ONE Immediately!!!!

  • abp ftw!

  • IBM, helping government keep an eye on everything you do. smart planet, dumb people

  • Crime in New York City has gone down! Shame i live in the UK.

  • Lets build a smarter planet? WTF

  • 'someone's changed their status, i'm eating a sandwich.......GIVE A F**K. priceless

  • these IBM bastards should do something about the fucking crime in london.

  • hahhahahahah !!!

  • facebook = sad center

  • one word.... LMAO

  • poking all day on daa facebook

  • cas of this advert.. i will now never , for the rest of my life, associate or buy aything what so ever to do with IBM,

  • @nasgulmage2 how does this have anything to do with ibm?

  • LOL'd at the typing sounds and his hands, 00:40 *Exclamation Mark*!

  • HAHAHAHAHAH

    hes a bit mental :D

    AROUSED.

  • nice ad, nottttt, god u can't get away from them, go to take a shit and there's fucking ad's on the toilet paper next

  • 'Holiday photos... Egypt... beach shots... YESSS'

  • This made me tear up

  • I hate facebook! I love fonejacker, so this video is perfect for me.

  • ummm holiday photos EYGPT!

  • Crime in new york city has dropped 27% you know