Austin Powers - 100 billion dollars

[CM23soccer]

with a loan of 3 billion, Apple could buy the world. Apple has 97.6 Billion dollars

[stupidjunk978]

@CM23soccer well done, you can copy huffpo

[huckool]

I'll pay it off... in Zimbabwean Dollars...

[Slurpy2k8]

The funny thing is.. Apple could pay this ransom now. It officially has $97.6 Billion in cash.

[AdenCrockerTV]

this sadly doesn't sound like a lot nowadays

[TheLordmephiles]

I have a cup with that saying, and Dr. Evil is on the other side :D

[rotsnot]

Greece's latest attempt to solve its debt

[fairastits]

17 trillion is the debt

[123luna1231]

well that was dramatic :D

[XxOrochimaruX]

How much is American's debt? 500 B?

[HappymanFIN]

@XxOrochimaruX more, much more. It's over 10 trillion.

[gremlin66n]

@XxOrochimaruX @HappymanFIN actually that's funny because 578 Billion is the Canadian National debt, while the U.S. is 15 trillion...so it just shows you what countries cost, comparatively :P

[mojo007164]

noooooooooooo it doesnt have the "one million,budgillion, dudillion, fuffiliunnnnnn dolars" bit!!!!!

[redskull833]

No! U get $4 and a shinny nickel

[Crash774]

Meanwhile at Valve...

[Miister00]

AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[kkksskkk]

(puts pinky at lips) One million dolrars!!!

[MrUrpoman]

We must get 1 billion wievs!

[TheAirsoftexpert551]

pause at the end of the vid

[Lopler2]

HERES THE PLAN

WE GET HALF LIFE 3

AND DELAY IT FOR 1 BILLION YEARS

[FearRadio]

@Lopler2 1 BILLION YEARS ISN'T MANY THESE DAYS, HOPES ARE LONG BURNT, CRUMBLED AND BURIED IN 9 BILLION YEARS...

ALRIGHT THEN... WE DELAY HALF LIFE 3 FOR 100 BILLION YEARS.

[hansonkewl06]

I had 100 billion dollars in cash in my other pair of pants and I forgot to remove them from the pockets before doing my laundries. OH SHIT!!!!

[JuzzyProX]

I used to have 100 Billion dollars but then i took an arrow to the knee

[RandyOrtonBest24]

0:13 jerry lawler wwe

[Hardyboyz789]

@RandyOrtonBest24 No it's not

[paulpellicci]

...split it with me...

[urahara300]

Danana NANANAA lol anyone know how i could get that as a ringtone?

[Dieguux8]

Meanwhile at Valve

[s9729883a]

Okay Dr Evil, we'll give you Justin Bieber.

[controllerbrain]

One of the best, if not the best, of Mike Myer's characters

[mattstorm360]

Here the plan....We get the warhead and hold Gabe Newell ransome for *Da na na NANANAAAA* Half life 2 Episode 3

[StardustTrumpeter]

Anyone else wondered what will happen if you hold down Dr.Evil's little finger?

[JokeriPokeri17]

Gabe Newell: We hold the Episode 3 ransom for one million dollars

[Intranetusa]

100 billion dollars? That's probably less than what the US spends in Iraq/Afghanistan every month!

[pijef]

@Intranetusa

Haha, every year? Try every decade. The budget of the US armed forces is 600 bilion dollars so think again.

[Intranetusa]

@pijef

600 billion dollars is the normal operating budget. It does not include funds for research and development, and the extra funds for the wars in the Middle East.

If you include everything, our yearly military cost is over 1 trillion dollars.

[BitterBurst]

@Intranetusa

So if America left the Throne of being a military superpower for 14 years, they could pay their debt back :D

Man that would really tip the power scales on Earth, wonder who would make the first move if USA stopped for 14 years..

[Intranetusa]

@BitterBurst

Actually, if we stick to our regular military budget of 600 billion dollars, and stop spending the other ~500 billion invading other countries, we could probably pay off a lot of our debt without losing our position as the #1 military power.

[Intranetusa]

@BitterBurst

continued--->

Along with cutting useless federal bureaucracies such as Homeland security, downsize/cut Dept of Ed, Energy, etc

[caesare100]

100 billion dollars? but... that's a fraction of what I need to pay the mortgage for my cruiseship, let alone buying the whole thing. And what about the crew?

[aseriousman91]

Inflation ftw!

[kingofvlog]

diabolical!!

[deidararock100]

1 MILLION DOLARS ti ti ti ri ri

[BlueHawkPictures17]

Here's the plan, we get the partnership and hold the viewers ransom for...

'da na naa na na na'

ONE MILLION VIEWS

[reketekui]

please!; somebody knows if the "music" when he say "one millon dollars" is a song, or a sound effect? i want to find it, but i can't.

thanks!!

[scott93257]

@reketekui

Its called a film score...That particular piece is called an incidental cue.

[nikos9321]

Ευχαριστουμε για το upload!!!

[A1lHopeisGone]

Imagine 100 years from now when this video has 100 billion views....

[johnobd]

can wel getl 100,000,000 views ;-)

[CloudStrafeff7]

@johnobd thats 100 million...

[johnobd]

@CloudStrafeff7  yes boss i know.

[pcaf95]

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[pcaf95]

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[DreadDoomStranger]

his face is epic ;)

[TheHbkfan67]

51 people got one million dollars

[Al3xX420]

Dr. Evil may have to travel to China to get that ransom.

[sonic26000]

"Here's the plan: We get the virus and we hold YouTube ransom for... *zoom*

One MILLION VIEWS!"

What? Not funny enough? D:

[bre4kd0wn1]

Me: how much is this car sir?

Car Dealer: ONE MILLION DOLLARS...

Me: WTF....

[Alexc3217]

Still less than Americas debt.

[Greener221]

@Alexc3217 AHAHAHA All the legally obtained money in the world PLUS the 100 billion couldn't persuade politicians to stop being corrupt.

[mrdupo]

@Alexc3217 Oh wow... it is... a lot less.

[Deere55]

@Alexc3217 Not even remotely close to our debt.

[AntiTroll101]

We hold the 1,000,000 worlds ransom for $1:00. 

[StevO1942]

IT'S OVER 9 BILLION!!!

[epicpwner0]

I love how $100 billion isn't much these days. The government spent several times that with one stimulus package.

[Agent1W]

@epicpwner0 An evil genius frozen in the 90s, who gets reawakened in the 2010s, would need to know what you just said lol. Throw him a frickin' bone there! He's the boss, needs the info! ...okay, no problem.

[belisarius30]

Hahahahahaha... This was awesome.. There is only Mini me missing in the video..

[TunaWilson]

haha i love how he is unsure, even he cannot comprehend how much money that is, he has no idea xD

[mamananau]

The reaction from the government is epic as well :D

[zimri19]

Don't you think we should expect for maybe, more then a million views? a million views isn't exactly a lot of views these days. Justin Bieber alone makes over 600 million views.

*Dr evil: "Really? ok then, we hold the world ransom for 100 billion subscribers"

[SOADownsnubs]

@zimri19 fuckin A

[BrandonAngelDragon]

@zimri19 Except that exceeds the world's population Dr. Evil.

[mysterykcad]

Here's the plan: We get the video, and we hold the YouTubes ransom for...one million views.

[8bilions]

fck epic



[H4rm3t]

hahaha dr evils face is just awsome at the end :D

[TheHightower92]

is there really an argument on economics on a austin powers video?

[supasparkle]

@Sharkattack48 ever heard of a country with the name china? they're pretty much americas successor with the whole superpower thing. because imho america is at the point where they cant grow anymore while china grows in all the points which are essential to be a superpower (economy, policy, weapons etc). give both countrys some more years. americas downfall is as inevitable as gravity...

[Sonny14251]

100 Billion Views Comming soon

[klesks8686]

@Sonny14251

maybe on the justin beiber video..

[skip8619]

So he holds the whole world ransom for the same amount of money his company would have made in 10 years? hahahaha

[JimmyCrackroach]

i will hold this video ransom forrrr *DUH-NUH-NUH* ONE MILLION THUMBS UPS!

[ventilize]

057,517 people messed it up so now lets work on 1 million likes.

[Alkinoos7]

what a douchebag, hahahah... today it's no big deal for the US to deliver 100 billion... they got trillions worth of economy, even in debt...

[supasparkle]

@Alkinoos7 lol america isnt what it has been back in the day. its not like they are the biggst superpower anymore.

[franuklennonlover]

meanwhile at Microsoft.....

[dimelives1]

And soon, the World will hold America hostage for... *DUH-NUH-NUH* ...14 trillion dollars!

[Mivey92]

@dimelives1 Arent the debts of the USA far bigger than that? 14 trillion would come cheap for them.

[LightandDark11]

@dimelives1 If you're referring to the debt, the majority of that is debt you guys owe to yourselves (or more precisely, to its citizens) via social security and medicare.

[mikemoos]

@LightandDark11

It's the ultimate fuck up :P

[jsurfslammer]

Very funny!

[Slix36]

We make the derivatives and hold the world ransom for... 700 billion dollars!! *trumpets*

[fairastits]

the freakin suspense music ha ha

[drag0nh5]

Now we need 100billion views

[TheSeeker80]

Don't you think we should maybe ask for more than a million views? I mean, one million views isn't exactly a lot of views these days.

[jwdogfst]

100 BILLION DOLLARS. *Ahem* Don't you think we should maybe ask for more than 100 billion dollars? 100 billions isn't exactly a lot of money these days.

[MetalMusicMatt1]

No one's uploaded "one hundred million billion, gazillion, fafillion, jillion, shabadaboo, shabadawaa".

[SingularityAssassin1]

Heres the plan. We get the warhead and hold the world ransom for... 1,000,000 views.

Don't you think we should we should ask for more than 1,000,000 views? Virtuecon (or however you spell it)alone makes more than 9 BILLION views in a year. Really? Yes. Ok than. We hold the world ransom for... 1 hundred BILLION dollars!

[roeishy1]

im going to eat and when i come back i want this comment will be in the top!

and 1 milion dollars

[phoenix8604]

ONE MILLION THUMBS UP

[lautaa33]

Dota2 FTW

[randyownd]

IGN did it

[TigerFist999]

Thumbs up if Dota 2 sent you here.

[AS0Phantom]

DOTA2

FUCK YEAH

dota2.com



[smokietehbear]

1 MILLION DOLLARS GO DOTA2 GOGOGO! RIP HoN AND LoL

[RagnaroekChaos]

Gabe Newell:

Here's the plan. We will show Dota 2 at GamesCom for the first time and we have ensured that no images were leaked beforehand so if you even want a glimpse at the game you will have to tune in to the stream...it will be broadcasted for free in 4 languages. We will invite the 16 top teams from all over the world and the winner receives

ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

....

But I think they will be most excited about the hats :D

[trippel122]

If you win the DOTA 2 contest at Gamescon... you'll get

ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

[RedRingOfLife]

@trippel122 wow.. thats off topic

[silencesoloud12]

@GawainValentino Exactly. Beware the Jew shadow government.

[MrSHADOWMAN252]

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[mrbob091]

MEANWHILE, AT ACTIVISION...

"Here's the plan, we make the DLC and we sell it for..."

DRAMATIC CLOSE UP

"ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"

[AericWinter]

Too bad 1 million isn't a lot of views these days...

[CarimboHanky]

here you have a obamas plans... if they dont top the debt ceiling by tuesday

[galaxy366]

That would trow the world into crisis lol and WWIII

[TheCrazyFinn]

Meanwhile in Zimbabwe...

[MasacruRo]

@TheCrazyFinn rolfl!

[bbphnix]

maaaan.... this guy doesn't think big... the US threw 14 trillion dollars down the toilet; ask for 50 trillion dollars, now THAT would be worthy of all the build-up in this video

[Willindor]

Dr Evil: Here's the plan: make disliker accounts and hold Youtube ransom for

*Dramatic cue*

1 million views.

Nr 2: Erm Dr Evil, don't you think we should ask for more than 1 million views. 1 million views aren't exactly many. Nyan cat does almost have 27 million views.

Dr Evil: Really?

Nr 2: Uh huh.

Dr Evil: Snob. Okay then we hold Youtube ransom for 100 billion views.

*Dramatic cue*

[Itachi17509]

@Willindor how old is nyan cat???

[MrHEC381991]

"one billion! gagillion! fifillion! shabalabdillionsshawin...YEN!"

lmao

[TheAeroMechanic]

@elrond70 someone's a racist

[hyacinthdibley]

@TheAeroMechanic you think so too? Talk about a time and place for everything. People don't know to just laugh at something and move on.

[elrond70]

Obama stuck America with the "stimulus" package for...."721 BILLION DOLLARS!!!" Also, Obamacare for "ONE POINT THREE TRILLION DOLLARS!" Who is the real Dr. Evil?

[hyacinthdibley]

@elrond70 Please, just watch the clip and laugh, or go away.

[silencesoloud12]

@elrond70 The one with "Evil" in his fucking name. Insert political message here. Now laugh at the video and find something else to watch, maybe bitch on a political video and fuck off.

[IlCasso]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah



[ghosty426]

@george4title

[tazza666FIN]

LOL :D

[LOLitslewis]

1 MILLION VIEWS

[WarrordTv]

WE HOLD YOUTUBE RANSOM FOR OINE HUNDRED BILLION VIEWS

[GRNDSLMHTTR3]

@LOLitslewis Very original comment. I can't imagine how you came up with that all by yourself.

[ODarkDragon360]

@LOLitslewis Everyone who watched this video just has to give him a buck. XD

[9joao6]

@LOLitslewis Oh really?

Then let's make it to...

*finger*

100 BILLION VIEWS

[PrrrromotionGiven]

@9joao6 *cue epic face*

[shyCOREProductions]

@LOLitslewis not that much these days xD

[shyCOREProductions]

@LOLitslewis not that much these days

[huevopinga]

@LOLitslewis LOL

[MrBurgundy76]

@LOLitslewis you mean 1 MILLLLLIIIIIIIION VIEWS

[iMw3Hack]

@LOLitslewis Dont you think we should ask for more, Ok then 100 BILLION VIEWS

[KebabMannenDawg]

the views are almost...1 Million dollars! "dum dum dum"

[TheGunner74u]

Meanwhile at E3...

[DonBugatti]

Probably one of the funniest movies ever made! xD

[GUAVcis06]

The genius of mike myers

[TheBipolarCat]

He looks so silly at the end X)

[crowbarftw]

100 billion Zimbabwean dollars? OK.

[gorilamagro1]

ONE MEELEON DOLLARS

[Drewdaddy00]

47 People owe Dr. Evil One Million Dollars. Wait, there's a change? Oh, they really owe him 100 Million Dollars.

[TylertheGeek28]

lol 1 Million me myself would settle for that

[cayloh]

Dr. Evil was the best when he wasn't so zany and off the walls like in the third movie. His character is perfect in the first film.

[kxmode]

Dramatic Chipmunk is more diabolical than Dr. Evil.

[esselte70]

name of movie?

[Lufttygger306]

@esselte70 Are you dumb or something

[TheAwwwYeahhhh]

@esselte70 You're kidding me right?

[esselte70]

@esselte70 maybe



[SlimySnail44]

@esselte70 Austin Powers

[ar2014]

0:13 that face cracks me up!

[DRAGONHUNTER2011]

so true, 1 million dollars isn't that much in today's society.

[bacala777]

@DRAGONHUNTER2011 Shut the fuck up you piece of shit before I fucking pull a knife on you and turn you into a bottle of dijon mustard.

[crazy123atom]

@bacala777 Why rage that much? 1 million dollars still isn't much, especially with all the game shows and tax lottos around.

[TOSportsFan1990]

@DRAGONHUNTER2011 its pretty much nothing, even 100 billion is nothing nowadays.

[Taraalcar]

Ignoramus question of the day, please forgive me. Which one is this from?

[L1011tristar17]

@Taraalcar I believe it's the first movie (Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery)

[Imoutocon]

He can't even belive what he is saying. LOL.

[gubatron]

We hold the world ransom for Facebook's IPO's Valuation

[skeletorphd]

Why is anyone who wants total world domination with every human as their subjects depicted as evil.

I'm not evil!

[src438]

I think just the Hungarian's-Communist fascist Gorge Soars getting paid from every spam-scam-bag out there!

[McLarenMercedes]

@src438

You'd best be a troll. If not, seek help.

[SpontaneousJunk]

and we hold the world ransom for...

five hundred ninety nine US Dollars!

[MundaneRaptor]

Ha! They'd pay him a 100 Billion just for the laugh... lmao

[Talentz92]

Only $100 billion Dr. Evil? HA The US government bailout banks for a fraction of that price.

[tainoaz]

The Reich Wing Republicans have a really big problem in this upcoming election cycle. Obama has molded/morphed into such an EXCELLENT Figure Head/Spokesperson for the American Empire that they have no incentive to back an unknown. They have a JEWEL in Obama, a GEM.

Still not that much seeing how the banking crisis cost us two Trillion dollars. Up your game there, Dr. Evil!