Derek And Clive - This Bloke Came Up to me

[TheBigBoss851]

this is what 2 englishman sound like when having an argument!

[JoshSwartzberg]

"Banged him in the ear with my left boot"!

"You weren't going to be dictated to were you"?

[JoshSwartzberg]

"I was defending my self"

[Deathbyspoonfulofpoo]

dont you fuckin YARRRGGGHHH ME!!!!

[pde2010]

It's a shame these two are dead now....THE SELFISH FACKING CANTS!!!! R.I.P Pete & Dud xxx

[guitarscotPwg]

this was the real first punk album, I remember playing it to gathered relatives.

[RodReelAndBait]

I liked the bit where he said cunt.

[pix046]

'"Hello"! That was the worst thing. that's what got me going.' LOL

[pix046]

Well, what could I say to that? I just walked away. I left the situation. I wasn't going to be put upon like that.

[pix046]

What do YOU expect HIM to say back (when HE started it!) LOL

[pix046]

This bloke come up to me and said 'hello'.

Oh no.

[pix046]

Well ah, ah don't expect nothin', do I?

[alemac14]

@DeadGrassGrowing you sir, are a legend...

[alemac14]

anyone have the link with this over the muppets?

[DeadGrassGrowing]

@alemac14 watch?v=2UT02--Ijdc

[wildley007]

you fucking stupid fucking cunts who dislike it!

[1980browner]

hello ......... sussed

[1980browner]

what a cunt he hit me

[TheAlexandraRaven]

Dud: I said... I said you... you rotter.

Pete: Yeah.

[TheAlexandraRaven]

Fucking defending my fucking self!

[Edwardo1993]

49 peopel are fackin cunts!

[charrPOOx]

you provocative fucker!

[BENJIMANBREEG33]

In a way, its good they died before the PC brigade would try to banish them. The BBC would've definitely put Cook on one of their repulsive shows and tried to destroy him.

[basemassey]

PMSL everytime i hear it

[nickelback1955]

What a couple of cunts.

[IIovefootball1982]

he said hello...oh noo

[origamipig]

always makes me laugh ...pure genius

[basemassey]

Fucking disgusting soundtrack,how fucking dare they fucking disgrace us with this fucking language...cunts

[DatabassDubstep]

provocative fucker

[msidnz]

fucking provocative :-)

[AceBlaggard]

What a pair of cunts!

[leannecouk]

bloody brilliant

[JimboCelt]

I love how the Sex Pistols got away with the unusual intonation of ''Pretty Vacant' in the 1970s.

[JimboCelt]

You cunt say this on the radio.

[z250B]

@JimboCelt I love that song

[Mikeybhoy1875]

Classic!!

[Hickey66]

I don't know how many times I have laughed at this. But it never fails.

[SpottyBlueSheep]

"Killed you dead, did he?"

"No.."

OMG, haha XD 

[F1ashbax]

Pete: … well, what d'you expect 'im to say back, apart from, "You fuckin' stupid fuckin' cunt"?

Dud: Well, I don't … I don't expect nothin', do I?

Pete: No …

Dud: But the cunt come back with, "You fuckin' cunt, cunt."

Pete: Oh Christ.

[IamAshleyMae]

Well, you had to stand up for what you stood for, didnt you?

[somame69]

The only way to view this is inebriated,,,,,,,,,as they were...

[Jazztpt]

You rotter.

[dan11009]

@JosephCurteis well obviously this came first

[headwork2008]

and lets get this straight....Peter Cook is a Tottenham supporter! He is reffering to mashing an Arsenal Supporter, so its a good cartoon, but its wrong. He is talking about bashing a gooner.....so lets be straight about that! lol

[strills1234]

I see where the pic is from. Simon and Garfunkel

i know, i know

i am fucking awesome

[atwch]

prevocative fucker XD

[ajfarley100]

you cunt

[dan11009]

this is amazing - sounds abit like terry tibs!

[ianbirks3]

So he comes in with Hello and then goes out with UURgh.. classic!

From 1:54 in the script is probably one of the funniest dialogues ever..

and yeah.. Hello was the worst part .... What a cunt eh?

[Warpdrive2233]

Genius, you cunts!

[frethouse]

I think the hilarious appeal of this is it SO dense!!!

[LondonLanguageLounge]

45 People on youtube come up to me the other day and said you cunt, and I said you cunt why did you thumbs down this you cunt

[phillernst]

Isn't this from The Adventures of Milo and Otis?

[danwoodward23]

Bricks don't fall in wars.

[atishraja]

Ozzy does it better

[richardtpender]

@atishraja You cunt

[atishraja]

@richardtpender who you calling cunt, cunt?

[PaulJFatkin]

what the fuck is a "cant"..?

[Hendishness]

"What, Tony Newley?"

[LukeAwesomeBuckley]

Too many names in here that mean vagina.

[PaulJuliusSokoloff]

"Don't you fucking 'AAAH' me!"

[SpikeMatthews]

The first time I heard this, I was renting a room in a house owned by a born-again Christian couple. Ten seconds in, I was pissing myself with laughter and desperately scrabbling for the volume control...

[ferrariboy4ever007]

can i just say this would be realy boring if all the swears where bleeped out like on shitey english TV XD

[ferrariboy4ever007]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh i love this

[leitros]

I've always loved this sketch and almost all of their other work. I was just thinking however how much I would love to hear Ross Kemp and Steve McFadden do this, both well pissed at the time!

[iamdb1990]

i hope those 41 people come up to me and say "hello"... cunts

[DoctoRPISSON]

41 people are fuckin' cunts

[WHUFC71]

Miss them so much!!

[iamdb1990]

LOL! I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!!

so simple, "fucking" and "cunt" has never been so funny!!!

[jnmklo9]

Provocative fucker! Haha

[nukebacon876]

@jnmklo9 fucking provocotive

[bragoli73]

Blinding you Cunt!

[351Cpowered]

Well I suppose this comment needs a cunt, or two in it... you cunts.

[TheMegsie1]

This bloke comes up & says allo! provocative fucker!! Ha Ha Ha Ha.

Pure genius.

[TallPoe]

allo

[Ukuleleboy100]

'ello was the worst thing!!

[KhmerKhat]

Don't you aaarrgghhh me!

[observer091]

Pure british, FUCKING LOVE IT!!! PROUD TO BE!

[MsSuper61]

@observer091 to right mate im so proud 

[UFOIST]

What a C**t.....

[mastertusk]

@UFOIST U are with a name like that...cunt

[UFOIST]

@mastertusk LOL! but surely with a name like 'mastertusk' it's obvious to everyone that you're a much bigger CUNT than I am - ya cunt!

[mastertusk]

@UFOIST no..U FIST is a bigger cunt...goes without saying really...

[UFOIST]

@mastertusk hahaha big fucking deal : ) Your lame name conjures up the image of a FAT WALRUS ya big blubbery CUNT.

[betamax3D]

Who you fuckin' callin' cunt, cunt?

[SuperSpanishChicken]

You rotter.

[dirkbrad]

Provocative fucker!

[sjtucker2002]

A nun talking to the pope after a bit of slap and tickle.

[Tzimnewman3]

Dedicated to Edmund Schluessel

[djgiopimp]

you fucking cunt cunt

[bulltiger18]

if a bloke says hello 2 me expect the exact same reaction

[KittyKatClarkey]

provocative fucker!!!

[Skamm4]

What a lovely pair of cunts! Cunts!

[hashcake76]

41 cunts and counting

[DoctorKMT]

Who you calling cunt, cunt!?!

[tonyoutterside]

Language Timothy!

[stevenwithph]

Twitter . com / mansfieldsbum - Follow Clive

[NeoTStyle]

DON'T YOU "EEUGH" ME, MATE.

[TheSwitchCleaner1978]

TOP RATE STUFF FROM 2 CUNTS

[Mannock]

Pointless, obscene, repetitive, aggravating...and genius. If Brecht lived to see the '70s, this would have been the result. Brilliant!

[Warpdrive2233]

Pure genius, and Dud is a Dagenham boy just like me :)

[LOVEjohnnyDEPP3000]

This is hilarious

[pickpicket19]

you fackin stupid fackin cunt cunt lol

[lewisk86]

what d'you mean 'ello?

[PeterR132]

@Gyphia

I hope you didn't walk up to one of them and say "Hello", that could caue REAL TROUBLE.

[IMusHRooMHeaDI]

2:48 AGGGHHHH!

[friskypie]

yeh..... Wot a fuckin cunt, fuckin cunt.

[carrotbrain2]

What a cunt.

[Murrangurk2]

This video has been banned in Melbourne

[pastyhead80]

@Murrangurk2 what a bunch of fucking cunts they are then!!!

[lyverbird]

Swearing is fucking awesome!!!

[rookeryfella]

cunt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[flixuk]

I think Immanuel Kant would enjoy this.

[GordonMorrice]

@flixuk I had that cunt Kant in my cab last thursday. I ask him his destination, he replied, "as with all men, I want to become God." So I dropped him on Brewer Street and told Mr Kunt to never darken my back seat again. Fucking pretentious - yet punctual - cunt.

[jackal59]

This is music.

[konovolov]

the best bit is totally "..OR WAS HE GONE BY THEN?"

[betty123123]

lmao.  The cunt came back with "you fucking cunt", cunt.

[indigoal3n]

Bloody Genious lmfaoooooooooo !!! I always wanted to do just THIS, with a friend - just go on for hours, getting all dramatic but never saying ANYthing; I'm a natural....would make anchor on CNN...fking cunt lol!

[dreninho12]

c*nt count = 36 in 3min30sec.. brilliant

[DarthV87]

They should make a movie out of this amazing narrative thread. Seriously.

[FOOLSGOLD7875]

Don't uhhhhhhhhh me!

[PithyProjects]

hello

[jnmklo9]

Hello is taking the piss a bit

[dekadeOfficiel]

cunt cunt

[drazzagluap]

And I really kicked his ear in . Kant.

[doctawho42]

provocative fuckers 

[neillconnor]

Classic

[KrassSucks]

"You gotta stand up for what you stood for"

[Benny555666]

Soo funny!! My chest hurts

[basildonboi18]

and i thought CHRIIISSST!!

[jonnardo]

nice to know that the Anglo-Saxon language is still in use!

[Agitokatana]

36 people are fucking cunts

[mustymodo]

@Agitokatana

38 people are fucking cunts now..

[di55illu5ioned]

@Agitokatana Or are they "fackin' cunts!"?

[GordonMorrice]

@Agitokatana 39 at last the c(o)unt. Cunts keep coming, comrades.

[Jordomac]

@Agitokatana now 40 cunts



[cardfactoryqueen]

@Agitokatana 

[cardfactoryqueen]

CUNTS.....................



[Tzimnewman3]

@Agitokatana Cunts have increased to 41

[Dagovernment]

@Agitokatana they're all cunts out there!

[DerekTheHoly]

@Agitokatana You fucking cunt!

[manurewa59]

when i first heard derek and clive i laughed so much i got an asthma attack and i dont even have asthma...cunts

[chuckyoofarley]

And do you know, he still had the audacity to come out with, 'Errrrreeeee-errrrreeeee-errr, I'M DYING!'

[olavthehairy]

what do you mean "hello"?

so I kicked him right in the balls

[lessofaless]

Why should I be dictated to by some cunt who says leeerurh?

[guayo59]

Hilarious. Dudley is smiling above.

[bill070593]

He still had the audacity to say "eurueerruuh I'm dying"!

[concreteambassador]

YOU ROTTER!

[clumpft]

"Provocative fucker"

[rubynadine1]

This is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I heard this line so much growing up!!

[pollardmark]

He Started It :-)

[psviking1]

@pollardmark NO! You Did! You fucking Cunt!!

[newaver64]

@psviking1 wot? lmao

[MegaJackification]

cunt

[viclabbatt]

what do you expect him to say? apart from you fackin stupid fackin cant!!!!!?

[psviking1]

Well! I've read every comment that has been posted on this page, and i can honestly say that you all should be ashamed of the bad language that has been used here!! You fucking cunts!

[MrPopliphaha]

@psviking1 Who are you calling a fuckin' cunt, cunt?

[tdrew97]

35 people are Faking Cants.

[talulahjean]

My favourite word.

[HiThereImKester]

as you call him and fucking company acting prosecutor fact income chases proposed impulsive

[cheyanqui]

The next time Obama says "Yes We Can", everyone should answer "No You C*nt"

[ekb123]

watch it with the closed captioning turned on / transcribe audio.

cunts.

[FrankyandBeanz]

Who are you calling fucking cunts you fucking cunt?

[lordmcted]

33 people are fucking cunts.

[eXPerienceyeah]

Should be played in every corporate office.

[FrankyandBeanz]

I love this vid, because I get to say this:

You're all fucking stupid fucking cunts :P

[Reikhardt]

The only video where a response calling people a cunt is acceptable. Fucking Cunts.

[HenryvKeiper]

lol Peter Cook's bit was hilarious.