Seinfeld - Best. Aliases. Ever.

[TheRoguesChannel]

'Delicious to meet you.' Imma use that from now on.

[CBeck10]

Needs more Kel Varnsen

[KiloByte69]

I love it when the car backfires.

[Lil0Fire0Imp]

Cut out the part where he says "a real hole in one" =(

[powe77y]

And uh, what clinic is that again?

uh, that's correct!

[HoOGenghisB]

I love George's wordage. Anytime he goes into detail about an event its priceless.

[QuiaNeHia]

I figured Art Vandalay would be in here somewhere. I waited but alas, it was nowhere to be found =(

[WARBHOG]

voice of larry david at 8:17

[naimonmarcus]

george's nickname should have been "curious george"!!

[TheClassic0074]

Art Vandelay??

[oogieboogiedoogie1]

Tebow! Tebow! Tebow!

[bustergoldenrod]

No Kal Varsin?

[stuwee3]

A hole in one.

[spykr2121]

I guess all you have to do is quote one of the lines in the video and you become the top comment...

[HBCult]

assman on the back part of car is classic

[kabodkhwaamkhid]

Boy, you really went bald there didn't you?!

[TrinityRewind]

8:22 was that larry david?

[CB11589]

@TrinityRewind Yes it was.

[dacoach1122]

What about Art Vandelay?

[farnumbp]

Kramer plays Pennypacker again in the scene where he tries to change all the prices in that Mexican store that Elaine hates

[latuernich]

8:23 you can hear Larry Davids voice :)

[Vandelay16]

Art Vandelay will always be the best. 

[masterblend100]

Genius, pure genius. This is what comedy is all about. Sadly, today this is very lacking. Poor writers in todays TV and movies have butchered the mediums. So sad....

[TheFartoholic]

@masterblend100 Media* 

[filthyswit]

Dr. Van Nostrin is the best.

[ozziedoggy14]

the marine biologist is definitely the most classic one, haha cracks me up every time

[ThisisTedWells]

The Netherlands?

[BuddahBuddahBuddah1]

the whole scene around 6:30 is awesome

[Scugs]

Receptionist: "I see... What clinic is that again?"

Kramer: "Uh.. That's correct.."

[sturoc0]

2:00 that he is smoking that pipe in the Dr's office Ha !

[TehBird]

When I have to put an emergency contact down for some stupid form that doesn't matter I always put Dr. Van Nostrad.

[spartan1010101]

imagine, when they verified the G-spot, he could have been huge!

[yahoo3396]

hole in 1 huh...

[rafaelcav]

"I had a dream, Jerry..."

[silentsniperrr]

Funny thing. I actually saw a medical book by Dr. Van Nostrand in Pennsylvania at a book shop. Shame i didnt buy it.

[SirKyleLewis]

O The Big Race!

[Sunburn2007]

ITS A HOLE IN ONE! - Kramer

You cut off the best ending :(

[ilkovsky]

"You are The Assman!"

[jtrickett1974]

No Cal Varnsen or Art Vandalay?

[nayr1074]

what about Art Vanderlay?

[dgfhadsg8]

@IvyEyezPK I believe that when it came to syndication, the pre-Wayne Knight Newman episode (which originally featured the voice of David) was rerecorded with Knight's voice. So that's what you hear in DVD/TV today etc.

[hubertcp]

Fiber on left shoulder....im going to have to keep my eye on that!

[Crater7k]

Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk? LMAO

[dkbelmont20]

Kramer's expression @ 9:51 is the best

[lloydster9000]

Why would anyone deny being the Assman?

[Mockingbird5150]

delicious to meet you

[MillionthUsername]

Uh, from the Hoffer Mandoff Neer Clinic in, uh, Belgium. The Netherlands?

[espnemail555]

My name is Art Vandaley and I work in import/exporting

[jambandfreak1]

Great clips from a great show.

[NorbPwn]

Isnt it AG pennypacker?



[MrGuvnah]

I used to be a marine biologist like george, but then I took an arrow to the knee

[redonQulious]

Art Vandelay?

[DaWickerMan]

"I shouldn't have that said that about your wife. Please accept my apologies."

[LanceHertford]

"Big smile- oh, NO, no, no, no, no- not that big" is one of my all-time favorite lines from Seinfeld.

[J4RR3V]

I've seen moles so big they have there own moles

freckles that covered 2 men

[scareglare]

I'm going to go around and do this with my friends now. FAKE occupations!

[AlexStanculescu]

you forgot Kel Varnsen and Art Vandelay

[mattwurth066]

Is anyone here a marine biologist?

[yaronkl]

Delcicous to meet you :-)

[AshokThe490]

The sea was angry my friends..



[Efil4gow]

IS ANYONE HERE A MARINE BIOLOGIST

[mohyaghmour]

SALES WOMAN: I'm Christine Nyhart

KRAMER: Oh. Delicious to meet you

SALES WOMAN: Did the broker send you over?

KRAMER: Uh, yes, most likely, yes. I'm, uh, H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist. And, um, yes, I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my, uh, peculiar habits, and, uh, the women that I frequent with. (sniffing wall) Mmm. Mombassa, hmm?

[BigKazzy]

@mohyaghmour I just realized after all these years he sniffs the wall, not the woman's hair. Thank you for clarifying that up for me

[mohyaghmour]

@BigKazzy you're most welcome buddy (n_n)...have a nice and wonderful day!

[PonyboyInNewZealand]

@mohyaghmour LOL I love when he clicks his heels before he says "Delicious to meet you"

[laurentiuusl]

"I buy and sell men like myself everyday"-H.E.Pennypacker. :))

[LegionIscariot]

Curious George

[PSNtheDutchFella]

ayyyee.. hole in one, eh?

[cnh2132]

You missed the scene from "the puerto rico day" when all 3 of them meet in the apartment for sale and call themselves by their aliases.

[monkeybizwak]

ohh.. moubazza HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Sailorsega]

You missed Murphy and O'Brian too.

[mjax1111]

Now I assume there's a waterfall grotto?

[Theburn77]

mmm...mumbasa

[eddy67]

Danny Duberstein

[nearthend]

hey , u forgot 1. Suzy for Elaine.

[showmegoodstuff]

Is anyone here a marine biologist?!

[TheBigPapiX]

the name of this video is wrong it should be call like this Seinfeld - Best sitcom in the history of all mankind

[braddyboy82]

Where the hell is Kel Varnson and Art Vandelay?

[chanjohn15]

theres a G-spot.. thats a myth!!! lol

[TheRobin53]

5 people are not the Assman.

[DaRyanMac]

Art Vandelay?

[CadillacDeadman24]

Dr. Cosmo Kramer, Proctology...*Points to plate* Hahahahaha Kramer is the BOMB!

[katiush65]

9:47 Kramer does the most guilty looking "not-guilty look"

[nzallblacksrugby8man]

" The sea was angry that day, my friends" haha, George

[yocef2]

"I`m H.E. Pennypacker I'm a wealthy industrialist, and philanthropist and aaaaaa bicyclist" lool

[KINGMJ1990]

From the clinic...

What clinic is that again?

That's correct...lol....hahaha

[lovelikerazorblade]

delicious to meet you LMAO

[justtoleaveacomment7]

Look at kramer near the end he almost cracks up

[zshoonander]

is anyone here a marine biologist

[JulielovesTandS]

what about Art Vandelay and Kel Varnsen? :)

[FrankiEmo92]

....Hole in one?

[metooduke]

had a flash of denver yelling Tebow! Tebow!

[artistsandbox]

8:26 just realized for the first time that that is larry david's voice haha

[F0restMoon]

@artistsandbox hahahahah good ear

[SPQRImperator]

@artistsandbox My mind is BLOWN. lol

[5teampunker]

@artistsandbox His voice is littered through the whole series, its like an easter egg lol.

[IvyEyezPK]

@artistsandbox He was Newman's voice when he was threatening to jump off the building; and he was always George Steinbrenner. Oh! He also voiced one of the old men whose table was interrupted by Elaine after George and Jerry dared her to take an egg roll from their plates.

[artistsandbox]

@IvyEyezPK ya I knew he was steinbrenner's voice, but I never caught that he was one of the old men in the chinese restaurant episode. .and i haven't seen the pre-wayne knight newman episode in so long I probably wouldn't even have recognized what larry david's voice sounded like lol. I'll have to go back and check those out

[0532MOET]

@artistsandbox The more you watch the more you realise that he's in it everywhere

[andreiclawhammer]

I said , EASY BIG FELLA !

[Mdriver1981]

Pay close attention from 1:53 - 2:29 ... That is how learned men with PhDs dress and act!

[PremaritalSex1]

@Mdriver1981 Too bad the clip cut out the part where he smacks his cigar against the glass door.

[xycospite]

9:40 LOLOLOL

[toReasonWhy]

rofl 1:55 "I like what you've done there" puffing on a cigar

[ARB95XX]

@toReasonWhy thats a pipe actually

[toReasonWhy]

@ARB95XX

What'd I say? Oh, cigar, yeah. Slip of the tongue. Or the typing fingers, really.

[bluefAng]

its says best. aliases. ever. you should change the word aliases to show

[XHeavensEclipse]

I nearly died at @ 1:45 when he pulled that off

[Gbabe217]

the marine biologist takes the cake. without a doubt.

[AwlrightProductions]

Delicious to meet you!

[hampeindahouse]

-The price is one and a half million

-ohh I spend that much on after shave

HAHA

[Castlegrey100]

i don't get why the golf ball was so funny

[cladelpino]

@Castlegrey100 cause kramer had been playing golf into the ocean in the episode

[Tanru2000]

5:55 - Seinfeld is for Conan!

[OUWATZAHLE08]

man you recorded and stop to earley kramer said hole in one at the end hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[RangerOfTheNorth7]

the five dislikes tried to return soup at a deli

[ripster8675]

a hole in one

[Rustyy444]

i spend that much on aftershave.

[blakechapman27]

@GawainValentino I am wrong.

[EN1GMA79]

Art Vandelay.....?

[MrJapaneseboy1111]

that lary david saying "is any one here a marin biologist" LOL

[imlost19]

@MrJapaneseboy1111 lol sounds like it

[metallicaxxx420]

@MrJapaneseboy1111 hahahahaha I was just about to post that

[MrBuch169169]

"Yes, I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my peculiar... habits... and the WOMEN that I frequent with."

xD

[galacticinquisitor]

"Coco's gettin upset!"

[ThePinkDaises]

Aw, you cut out the last part when Kramer says, "Hole in one!"

[lucasbudega]

"Alrighty, I spend that much in aftershave."

[Marsdevilsvolta]

"the sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli" that line always get me.

[StanSitwell]

I use Kel Varnson as a username and people always think its my name

[chiellini10]

'Did the broker send you over?'

'Yes, most likely.'

[Sscarecrows]

george:pulled out the obstruction.

kramar:hole in one <--better line

[DjStiv3]

y do i have a feeling this is directed towards HP (hewlett packard) is it?

[TheKhaibear]

Dr. Van.  " Yes. I like what you've done there." classic. Absurdity

[granitin3]

Hole in one

[blakechapman27]

Its A.G Penny Packer

[morgantown1]

@blakechapman27 no, it's not

[dylanlawless1]

You buy enough meat, they'll give you anything!

[mt901k]

g spot is definatley a myth

[EdwinAStevens70]

Ha. The "Is anyone here a marine biologist?" line is the unmistakable voice of Larry David.

[Youcanonacanon]

lol the guy believed he was a doctor driving that old beat up thing?

[hiyoo89]

male mammal. approximately 30-60 years of age. weight - indetermined.

[Puz2112]

4 people took too long to design the new addition to the guggenheim.

[NoJo1917]

4 people are the men Pennypacker buys and sells

[NrthEastOHsk8]

What about Buck Naked?

[TheJellymonty]

My fav alias is HE Pennypacker... I lost it when he said "I'm a wealthy industrialist, and philanthropist and a ... bicyclist"

[firetruck2006]

What about Art Vandelay and O'Brien?

[KimmoKuopio]

ö

Ha ha haa 0:54

KRAMER !

[turnernorth]

I'm not a fan of Seinfeld, but George and Cosmo are hilarious!!

[86kinky86]

great quality

[linuS040]

Yeah! the marine biologist my fav episode!

[RxRobbo]

Great compilation there Twisted, lots of funny clips

[eeddii22]

first?