HAL-Pacino

[jigsaw9919]

hahahaha so good

[blissluminosity]

This is amazing! Lol-worthy...

[itsmemaario]

Amazing to say the least :D

[gixerjen]

genius. love it. thank you :D

.......... fuck you dave........... (that is gonna be my number one insult for some time to come)

[Infocollective22]

This is what happens when 99% of HAL's memory is dedicated to ego-reinforcement.....

[Byron10301]

This may not be the right place for discussing this - but I think there was a plot hole in this movie (which is really insignificant, given that the film had a grander message) - here: when Hal locked Dave out, he could just propel the ship away, disallowing Dave to ever get back onboard ... no?

[ummagumma00]

@Byron10301 Yes but Stanley Kubrick wouldn't never allow HAL to interfere in such a manner.

[Pops53]

@Byron10301 I don't think so. Hal's rogramming made accomplishing the mission the most important order of business. He could exterminate the crew, but he still had to follow the timing and trajectory rto achieve him goal. That's part of Hal's madness!

[megadeathx]

@Byron10301 That would have jeapordized the mission. So it wasn't a legitimate option.

[mckeehn]

@Byron10301 Not really. HALs objective through all of this was to complete the mission. Which meant a return of Discovery to Earth at some point. Missions like this have very tight fuel calculations. It would be unlikely he could make a random burn, enough to accelerate beyond the pods fuel reserves, which he then would have to correct later with another burn to restore his trajectory to Jupiter, and still have enough fuel for the burn to get home.

[Byron10301]

@mckeehn That's a fair point :)

[Bakazuraz]

Clicked the liked purely because of the pun in the title.

[greatcthulhu24]

Had me laughing harder than I have in years.

[ummagumma00]

@BrassPaperclips Why thank you. Y'all need to check out Darth Vader as Samuel L. Jackson. Just do a search for it.

[ChuckDudding]

Open The Pod Bay Doors Hal

Fuck You Dave!

[GordonMorrice]

"All space stations smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it."

[brendonbmg]

Dave: Open, the port main doors,Hal !

Hal: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!

**Dave is pulverized** - xD

[ummagumma00]

@brendonbmg That's a good one but I am not savvy enough with After Effects to have made Dave's head explode.....someone must've done a HAL-Montana already.

[hanni440]

hal say fuck you dave hahaha that was awesome sonn i love hal now soon lol xd

[UniteForgetLeftRight]

awesome title

[Intraverseneptune]

He should have switched it to Barbera Cartland mode

[sebulia1]

Oh that's great! I love 2001, but this is priceless...

[Burnoutblake]

This is great!

[Zh0rik]

Hahaha. Funny :D

[austenbosten]

If only all films had Al Pacino

[whatsgoingon07]

Dave:"alright Hal, I'm going in through the emergency airlock"

Hal:"...........you stupid fucking cunt"

OMG ROFL LMAO

[FrankSlade1983]

lol i keep watching this over and over - >_<

[FrankSlade1983]

LOL!

This made my week

[YardOBeef13]

haha



[EquinoxParadox91]

1:17 onwards is epic

[Catilac65]

why does this work so well??

[aberdown]

This is pure comedic genius!



[videowilliams]

Wow, that's one obnoxious computer. Makes me wonder how the twin 9000 back on earth got on with its programmers...

[aberdown]

This is pure genius!

[aberdown]

God that is funny!

[aberdown]

Poor Darth Vader outvoted by a computer!

[mbe102]

Haha, thats hilarious.

[TheFartingPenguins]

hahaha

[PGMAMustDie]

I didn't know HAL was into real estate...

[ummagumma00]

@PGMAMustDie better believe it....

[markburton09]

VERY, VERY FUNNY LOL, LOL.

I laughed so hard, my head went purple.

[AlexWatchingVids]

What movie is all that from? It's sounds too good to be an impression...

[ummagumma00]

GlenGarry GlenRoss

[AntheaWasHere]

This is hilarious. I laughed so hard I was cryin'. LOL

[wipeout2098]

rofl xD

[nevajanine]

Ha! That was great!

[DH2020]

LOL good job