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  • The book he is holding is actually called DIrty Japanese and it's full of all the offensive language in Japanese. I guess they covered up the real title (that, and it's back to front by Western standards).

  • This is cute. I wish I knew what he's trying to say, though! Best is 1:34...the Sopranos impression.

  • I hope I don't sound like this practicing Japanese >.<

  • Wtf?

  • America is not a race you Caucasoid crying fucks.

    Japan stays winning, they should do Whiteface next to piss off some Euros.

  • At least don't mix Japanese speech with Chinese speech. It's the Chinese who mix up their r's and l's. When a japanese person says an r or an l it sounds more like a d. Beddy for belly or Foody for furry for example.

  • WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

  • sooooo, what is he saying?

  • yet majority of the japs can't speak proper english go figure

  • This is hilarious.

  • Who's Osama? @ 0:49 xD

  • He totally said osama at 0:49 LOL

  • @mowmowclub2 I think he said "Ousama dareda?" means "Who's the king?" with a weird accent XD

  • omg I felt kinda bad, I'm a Spanish speaker learning Japanese and even if I pronounce way better than that, I do walk around my house saying random phrases like that, lol...

  • What the hell does this have to do with McDonalds?

  • lol 0:49 does he say osama died?

  • ...maybe yall would understand...if yall knew japanese...and why....the f---- are you discussing freakin wwii over a japanesse commercial.....wtf does world war 2 have to do with this....

  • why do i feel like im playing sims while watching this commercial?

  • This video needs subtitles.

  • this is definitely racist and rude. Its not okay because 'white people do it in america'. You can't defend a wrong with a wrong. Its wrong when whites make fun of asians in america too. They should not make fun of us, we should not make fun of them. Its not funny. And its really hurtful to people who would seriously try to learn their language. Asians in america are hurting, whites in japan are hurting. There are other ways to be funny.

  • @0ladystardust I Agree. Japan Knows that Americans Speak Poor Japanese. But its Vice Versa in America. Americans Know Japanese Speak Poor English(Unlike Me). So Should We Make Fun Of Them? Absolutely not. We Should Treat People With Respect Please.

  • @0ladystardust faggot

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  • this is too boring to be offensive. What ever happened to ran ran ruu?

  • Sadly, i have to admit there is some truth in the ad. And it is not just about a western foreigner having problems with another language....

  • "This is a pen"... hahahaha Inside joke for language teachers...

  • So, the joke is someone who isn't Japanese sucks at speaking Japanese? And people are offended by this?

    住みません。わかりません。

  • You're all morons. Every last one of you. The whiny ones and the "Ohhhh, what you whining for ones." You all need to get a life and start getting along.

  • Why are whities here fuming like chineses or blacks in your countries? I know whities these days are feeling frustrated due to fuckin political correctness thingy but Dont lash out at us Japaneses.

  • I'm white, AND I speak Nihongo (better than that guy! :P). I find this commercial really funny though, I mean, so what? How many times do we make fun of them? How many "Japanese" game shows do we feature in our movies and in shows on tv with some stereotypical yelling older Japanese man? Yes, its a stereotype, but stereotypes are sometimes stereotypes for a reason. My fiance sounds EXACTLY like this guy. XD This is a funny commercial, get over it.

  • @OurLives2010 Wanna Learn More Kanji From Me. Im Full And Born From Japan. Maybe I Can Teach You More to Improve u.

  • The west has done horrible things to Japan in the past. Does anyone know the REAL reason Pearl Harbour was attacked? Find this information and the question should arise as to WHY THE HELL DID GERMANY NOT FIGHT JAPAN?! If you find these things out you will literally sh!t your pants. However this statement comes from a nobody who is nowhere! I am open to negative comments in response because you will at least begin to question.

  • Yeah, shit happened in the past to my people to, but if it weren't for those events we wouldn't be here right now. Nor would society have advanced as much as it has by different cultures sharing their innovations. If the English hadn't driven my ancestors from their homelands, twice in a row, then onto a volcano that eventually erupted and forced them to move again. I wouldn't be alive... I'm not racist against the English, 'cause there's no reason to be. Build a bridge and get over it buddy.

  • @AyanaLinval Get over what exactly? I said nothing of the English...

  • @AyanaLinval The English aren't a race.

  • @LeeVing88 ...fail...

  • @bustobiwan Yes, there is a lot of truth to that.

  • English is often held as being the hardest language to learn.

  • What's even funnier is those idiots who are too serious to get a joke  and screaming like whining kids in the comment section.

  • This ad is really boring when you don't speak japanese.

  • @mountainspare

    No doubt.

  • @RusconiDom If it was a non Japanese asian that would make it MORE racist, since Japanese are MORE racist to non Japanese asians than whites. It's probably easier to get away with if it's a white because they can go on about how much they look up to whites. I've heard it a thousand times.

  • He sounds exactly like Peggy Hill attempting to speak "Es-puh-nole" xD

  • Get a laugh, this was funny! Lots better than McD's food.

  • Uh theres plenty of American movies and tv shows making fun of the way Asians speak english. Engrish anyone? Turnabout is fair play dont be so thin skinned.

  • @Silvertrine

    Very True, but I still do not enjoy the video b/c of the lava lamp. That was lava lamp was pretty Gay.... I mean really really gay.

  • lol it's so true....................

  • Is he getting better near the end?

  • i dont get it.

  • man some people are too stuck up. when the same thing happens to minorities in the us, we're told that it's a joke and we shouldn't get angry over a joke. typical hypocrisy coming from these whiners.

  • Everyone learning a language goes through this stage. There are plenty of Japanese people speaking broken English. So what? It's kind of ignorant to make fun of people this way.

  • Well, something good came from this. now I have decided to make sure my pronunciation is completely flawless so I absolutely know I don't sound like that guy.

  • I couldn't agree with you more!

  • @goshinbi44 yes same here. i hate to admit it but i sould like that. noooo! lol. somehow i'll have to train my ear to hear each sould native Japanese ppl say and force my tougne to make those sounds too. how are you coming along? ;p

  • @lurehumano

    I guess I'm doing pretty well, but I'm on year 2 of studying. My best advice is just listen as much as possible. And it helps if it's something you like. Try to find vids with japanese subs, and just go through and repeat what they say. Eventually you'll be rolling off things like "yoroshiku onegaishimasu" with ease, and good pronunciation :D. Good luck.

  • YOU ARE ALL WRONG.

    This ad promotes a stereotype - it is targeted against white people, and other non-japanese people who speak Japanese.

    It is NOT targeted at white people everywhere. It helps Japanese people feel superior (their language is so hard...)

    It is very hurtful to minority children in Japan, who get teased/bullied - this give the bullies more amo...

    THIS IS NOT KARMA! Are any wrongs done by whites in the past going to be righted by this wrong? NO!

    This is racism. it sucks!

  • Cry some more. Whites have killed "Asians" like Vincent Chin and gotten away with it.

    Whites need further punishment. I hope the Japanese make more of these ads.

  • I for one don't think this is racist, if anything this IS karma. We destroyed lives when we dropped the bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

  • You're so right about that.

  • @karmaisnotkarmanow

    It isn't racism. It's a joke. It's people like you who promote things like this. If everyone went around screaming MRJAMES IS RACIST BLAHBLAH people would look at this and try to find the racism in it - it isn't racist. It's just a joke on stereotypes. Nothing. More. Than. A. Joke. Get your head out of your ass, faggot.

  • Haha his room is bigger than like 50 Japanese houses put together.

  • CORRY WAH PEN DESS

  • LOL.we think cute him,but we know some gaijin(hakujin) hate him..

    yes,this is a powerful stereotype of "dumb gaijin(hakujin)"in japan.

    but we can say those shamed have it coming.

    so-called, turnabout is fair play.

    /watch?v=_ElEOtuaH2o

    /watch?v=Me1oVI_xaMs

    /watch?v=zFB37jjPSio

    /watch?v=sL8WLajmCxo

    /watch?v=7-UPBrKd8Ro

    /watch?v=qtwdYDEsJpY

  • There was a kid JUST LIKE THIS GUY last semester in my Jap. class. He failed miserably. xD

  • this is the rape of nanking all over again but for white americans

  • it offends me but i find it hilarious at the same time :D

  • Oh man. I just started seriously studying Japanese ... now I know how I must sound to my teacher. HAHA. xD

  • same here

  • i'm not gonna lie, i found the whole commercial hilarious.

    karma sucks, don't it?

  • another reason to stay away from Mc.

    in ANY country.

  • LMFAO Stupid American

  • ああ、懐かしい。This reminds me of when I first started studying Japanese. Haha.

  • For someone who uses a book with example sentences, his pronounciacion is actually pretty good, as far as I can tell. The vowels are short, the u is nearly silent.

    I guess he (the actor) speaks fluently.

  • Mr. James rules!

  • NO this commercial isnt racist.

    But considering White Males from America have long attacked, bombed, rape and still occupy Japan with their military and dominating foreign policy... i think Japanese people deserve to make a truly hateful commerical against White Males

  • didn't that just happen? 50 people got shot at fort hood, texas.

    it doesn't take a genius to predict that all these car bombs, and shit that happens in other countries, are all going to start happening a lot here in america.

  • Teach English to ILLEGALS!!!

    Go to California(aka MEXIfornia) even though the state of California is really crap now.

  • Everyone in japan hates Mr James.

  • rofl i think i have that book. "dirty japanese"

  • o wait nvm they just have the same cover ._.

  • Brilliant ad! There ought to be more like this, taking the piss out of everybody equally!

    Worryingly his Japanese sounds better than mine XD

  • this commercial makes no sense.....

    what has he got to do with mcD? o.o

  • I LOVE THIS!

    about time!

  • Hilarious commercial. It just shows acceptance of the foreign man as part of the new Japanese culture. Even guys, like me, who have lived in Japan a long time must admit we were in the same boat as this character at one point. テックのカット‼

  • haha white people so totally look like that

  • It's weird because, technically speaking, it's not Japanese making fun of whity, since McDonalds is a paradigmatically American restaurant, started by two white guys--in a roundabout way, it's white on white racism. Which makes it funnier. I don't care, if the joke's funny, it's funny. But since I don't speak Japanese, beats the hell out of me.

  • It's you guys' turn. just take it. :)

  • ドウシバギ (do-u-shi-ba-gi) "douchebag"

  • ドウシバギ? はぁ? 何語?

  • I'm Canadian and I live in Japan, a Gaijin if you will, and as such, I fail to see why people are getting so riled up about this commercial being offensive toward Gaijin. Maybe if he was spewing some stereotypical crap like "I like fucking Japanese girls and leaving them pregnant", then you'd actually have grounds to be offended. A commercial, a McDonalds one no less, showing a white guy speaking goofy Japanese, is not racist. Fucking PC people piss me the hell off.

  • @ahcassacha: Picture this: A commercial for a Japanese restaurant in the U.S. (let's say Yoshinoya), with a Japanese guy struggling to pronounce English words and just speaking really poorly in general. "Pureezu try my foodo!" If nothing about that bothers you, then fair enough. But it should bother you, because that is fucked up in the same way that this commercial is fucked up.

  • I'm sorry. but i think caucasian americans have plenty of positive nonstereotypical images on the boob tube to go around. seriously. take one for the team. its not like they are reviving 400 years of oppression, or 100 of negative stereotypes or just not acknowledging the fact that 1492 colombus committed the greatest heist in the history of mankind. and im not saying its right, but seriously youll forget about it next week when glenn beck gets preggers or something.

  • Racism is deep and profound in all east asian countries.

  • Like most everywhere else, sadly! If only it were a unique problem.

  • @Mishimoto123: You mean ALL countries, not just East Asian. But I know what you mean, Japan in particular is very isolationist, even today.

  • I will not pretend to know what it is like to be black/asian in the USA/Canada. Yet, there are plenty of people on here who pretend to know what it is like to be white/black/asian in Japan. Ridiculous! Stop your dumbass presumptions.

  • That's really horrible pronunciations, but at a few points he let slip some perfect Japanese. This guy can probably actually speak really well.

  • keshigomu no kado tukatta kuraide okorunayo.

  • Japanese can feel on par with English speaking westerners now. They study the language for six to ten years, yet so many have little to no proficiency. Essentially they are laughing at themselves.

  • they are NOT laughing at themselves! this ad reinforces the wacky gaijin clown image -" look at him in his funny red socks trying to read our language , " is what it says. it perpetuates the widely held belief in Japan of foreigners` `otherness`. simply turn the tables round & picture the same ad shown in the west but with an Asian guy mangling his pronounciaton of English, wouldn`t last long would it?

    i love Japan but find this ad idiotic.

    bad, bad, bad mcdonald`s japan.

  • Not racist!

  • これはペンです・・・これはペンです・・・あぁ!これはペンです­。

    HAHAHAHA

    you know what's funny about this? you can tell by his acting that his REAL japanese is actually good.

  • its funny, you can only laugh at this.

  • who cares if it's racist?

    if your japanese level is good, and you go there, you will prove wrong and happy ending.

  • racist ad is still racist.

  • If I was seriously practicing the pronunciation of English as diligent as he,I could speak English well.

  • MEEE LIKEEE MAC FLIED LICE PREEASE.

  • haha I like the walken impersonation in Japanese at 1:35 classic

  • Everyone is a racist, white, black, brown whatever. Hate crimes happen against all races all the time. Sure white people are making a big deal about this but I can't count how many times I've heard another race call racism. Bottom line is we are all people, get over yourselves

  • I have to congratulate the Japanese people who made this add. Its funny, and putting arrogant caucasians in their place is something that needs to be done even more. In America trust me they are racist as hell, and if anyone complains they say SUCK IT UP. NOW ITS THEIR TURN TO SUCK IT UP! We love Japan!

  • It's a boring video, not even funny.

  • Japan is treating its foreigners like the US treated blacks in the 50s.

  • Or how the US treats Asian Immigrants right now.

  • Seriously shut the fuck up and get over it. You white people claim everyone else plays the race card and here you are playing it.

  • Really? Are the Japanese lynching foreigners for looking at them the wrong way? Do the Japanese not allow you to sit next to them in a restaurant or drink from their water fountains? Are you being attacked by police canines for peacefully protesting? Unfuckingbelievable you would even compare modern day Japan to the US in the 50's. It's probably the dumbest comparison I've ever read in my life.

  • lies.

    "Glenn Beck is like the Jesus of our G]generation"

    dumbest comparison ive read in my life.

  • EX-マック英会話教師!!!

    Nova's gone so he's working for REAL McDonalds! 

    Come back to Ohio!! Teach English to illegals in Cleveland, Cincinnati!

    Yes what goes around, comes around. Thank you Karma!!

  • Oh boo hoo ppl really need to stop crying racism, every race does it and its annoying expecially when its not. This sounds like a typical person trying to learn a new language. I sounded like this when i was trying to learn spanish.

  • wow this fuckin owns. I Love Mr James

  • -.- thanks for making living here that much harder... God I hate you McDonalds.

  • You probably also like to fuck little children up the ass. Go read your NAMBLA literature, you sick pedophile fuck.

  • Ha ha, thank u Ugly World Prod! That is the exact reaction I was hoping to get. What a sucker!

  • Hey no problem, as long as you acknowledge that you like to fuck little children and get help for it, as you just did, it's fine with me.

  • Mee likeee Mac children preasse. sooo solly. Ha Ha. But dude, seriously. Who exactly is the one being sensitive here? Let alone that your second reply doesn't even make sense.

  • wow, just wow, you lecture uglyworld on not falling into the trap of an eye for an eye, and then you go and make fun of asian people? that's real classy.

  • do you like to suck your own dick?

  • you likeee suckee suckee chirdlen dickie!

  • well, if u r going to offer your undeveloped nether regions,...

  • damn you're one sick puppy. i'm glad that you're not in denial. have you fulfilled your parole obligations yet as a registered sex offender?

  • well if you don't like it in japan, fucking leave dipshit, no one is forcing you to stay there. anyways, i don't give a fuck what happens to you, you're a racist piece of shit, so anything you get, you deserve.

  • Second. And i rarely agree with republicans.

    or nut cakes for that matter...

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  • This is yet another example as to how far Japan has got americanized in quite a wrong way. People here in Japan are getting more and more aware of the traditional racial slurs in the US, which they think is so popular over the states as to not offense any minorities. Ironically enough, Mcdonalds was the first in Japan to dare do this silly counterback toward its own home country.

  • One joke that would be missed by non-japanese speakers is at 1:05 when he says "tonari no kyaku wa yoku kaki kuu kyaku da". This is a well known tongue twister. Mr. James at first faltered out this sentence but for the second time he is like "oh i got it" and read out the sentense so smoothly.

  • This guy Mr. James not only appear in this ad but is the main character in the huge national campaign called "Nippon All Star". Just visit mcdonalds co jp and you'll find his images all over their web site. So the ad producers want the Japanese consumers to love Mr. James. Do you guys not love a foreigner who is trying so hard to acquire your language?

  • I want you all to know that this is exactly how all Americans act in Japan, ever.

  • This is odd-job.

    The director should've cast Rick Moranis.

  • Agreed!!

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  • look up debito on google and get back to me on that one...

  • I really think people are overreacting to this. I guess us whites need SOMETHING to complain about, right? *yawn*

  • this is karma

  • this is a McDonald's ad that your fighting over....

    and why are so many white people getting so worked up over this? other people have had it much worse than this Hollywood is a good example, Long Duck Dong from 16 candles, those Kentucky grilled chicken ads just to name a few

  • white people are so fucking sensitive aren't they? they're allowed to treat everyone else like shit, but when the jokes on them, they piss their pants like little two year old children. get over it white people.

  • I love how I've been tied in with all the advertising, corporate and politician scum bags who do the things you're talking about, because of my skin, when I've never cooperated in them and never approved of them.

    So black people should just get over the pestilent perpetuation of stereotypes in American media?

    Women shouldn't cringe a bit when we default to 'he' whenever we speak generally?

    Homosexuals should get over it that "gay" is used synonymously with "stupid?"

  • Whatever you say, mr. tolerance. I doubt you ever stood up for any other race when they get shat on. Are you on the KFC videos protesting against asian discrimination? Or how about that new racist Six Flags ad campaign? Please ofay, save me your bullshit lectures.

  • what colour are u? u r so manly. i want u.

  • It's still way too easy for white guys to pick up chicks in Japan, and it's still way too hard for Japanese guys to pick up white chicks in the U.S. Of course the fact that America is the center of global entertainment has something to do with this. In Hollywoodland, white guys are the stars, while the Asian guys are geeks, gangsters, or non-existent. So this evens things out a little. Just a little.

  • gaku i dont know if u live in the west or Japan, but I will tell you, these white Americans are the most racist bullies in the world.. They laugh at everyone and they are still racist to the core. Kudos to you for standing up to these bastards.

  • Fucking white people crack me up trying to explain why this is racist. Unbelievable, no one is allowed to make fun of whites, even in a completely harmless and light hearted way. But they're allowed to demean and hate on everyone else. Why don't you white people join hands and sing we will overcome now? And I'll play violin. MOTHERFUCKERS. LMAO!

  • I've seen cut outs of this guy in Macdonalds and found it to be a little odd but this is flat out racist.

    If Macdonalds were to do this in the UK, showing a Japanese stereotype struggling to learn English with terrible pronunciation it would be genuinely shocking.

    Japanese students have the worst English test scores in Asia. For a large company to mount a national advertising campaign of this nature is damned hypocritical and outright pathetic.

    日本人は頭がよくない。。。

  • LOL You white muthafuckers have been doing this for years. You muthafuckers are still doing this shit to every minority. And now you complain. Eat it up bitch, I'm lovin Mr. James. Kudos to the Japanese for standing up to the biggest bullies in the world.

  • white people do this kind of shit against asians, blacks and every other ethnic group in america every single day, deal with it douchebag.

  • How is it not true? Are you fucking braindead? Have you ever seen Amos and Andy? Go watch the recent KFC ad campaign that makes fun of Japanese people. Go watch the recent Six Flags ad campaign which also makes fun of Japanese people. You dumb fuck, the only pot plant is the one that is firmly lodged up your dumb bitch ass.

  • There's no such thing as Amos and Andy.

    You made all of this stuff up. Good heavens, whatever next?

    Honestly you can't really think that anyone would believe your nonsense about KFC? KFC are a fine company and have been noted for their CHARITY WORK.

    Seriously...

  • There's no such thing as Amos and Andy? LMFAO! You dumb FUCK! Google it. Check out the new KFC commercials where they make fun of Japanese people. By the way, you white trash piece of shit, learn some grammar. It's "KFC is a fine company", not "are", you retarded ass cunt.

  • yeah, i'm with you. as long as one wrong is equalled by another wrong, things'll work out. classic argument here. debate OVER! no deed to address the issue. Scientists please strap yourself into your rockets, and away we go!

  • I don't know if you're being sarcastic, but look, if they did a McDonald's commercial that implied that all white people are prone to be pedophiles, then yes, that would be racist. There is no comparison between this harmless silly commercial and the vile depictions of people of color that white people view as entertainment. Secondly, people of all countries make fun of how Americans try to speak their language; from the French to the Germans to the Japanese. And it's not "deed" it's "need".

  • you were fucking rambling you fucking dip, you are barely coherent. "Scientists please strap yourself into your rockets..." what the fuck was that supposed to be? Funny? You're lame as fuck. You can't even even use phrases properly. I put forth an argument and you haven't even tried to rebut it. I know why you're pissed off at this ad, you're one of those fucking sickos who go to Japan and jack off to anime.

  • do you like to eat dick?

  • so you can dish it but you can't take it, you fucking puto.

  • yo blackfrancis, hey puto, why do you like to suck your cat's dick?