If I ever get a cow, I shall name it Zorreno the great, give it a headcollar with spikes laced with poison, and ride it into troll infested lands, charging it into dragons and shooting its corrosive milk at any one who dares challenge me. I would teach it to jump too, that would also be pretty cool.
You can ride a cow just like a horse. You just have to learn the cow to get used to it, just like you learn a horse ;) They can gallop and even jump (not as fast and high as a horse, but still).
rumour has it that Julie got milked later on that night too. And then she got ridden.... By a cow.
hautecouturification 1 month ago
i want to ride a cow
MrDove82 4 months ago
If I ever get a cow, I shall name it Zorreno the great, give it a headcollar with spikes laced with poison, and ride it into troll infested lands, charging it into dragons and shooting its corrosive milk at any one who dares challenge me. I would teach it to jump too, that would also be pretty cool.
orientalclowns 4 months ago
how big wud the girth be :L
chelseawilkinson777 6 months ago
:D im not the only one who rides cows
XDoranges 7 months ago
You can ride a cow just like a horse. You just have to learn the cow to get used to it, just like you learn a horse ;) They can gallop and even jump (not as fast and high as a horse, but still).
Clovertjuh 8 months ago
Nice ox.
AnywhereButHere09 10 months ago
which one is the cow?
darthroeluz 10 months ago 2
@darthroeluz lol good one
AlfaOmega1453 10 months ago
grosse conn e! une vache c est pas un cheval hein --'
4riguel4 11 months ago
She is a wee bit big for that saddle. Lmao
AshleighRSexton 1 year ago
she got 2 tap the cow and keep kikin it 2 keep it WALKING lol
BaNaNaS375 1 year ago
@BaNaNaS375 you have to do it with some horses too
xXeMokiDXxMCRXx 1 year ago
i wunder is you could hold then in a nice contact on the bit and jump a small fence on them, i may try that lol.
skyboydancer 1 year ago
@skyboydancer yeah you can walk trot canter and jump them, they have the same spine and back leg type as a horse
xXeMokiDXxMCRXx 1 year ago
i would ride my oxen but they are quite lazy.
birdgirl10 1 year ago
if i had a cow, i would deffinitly ride it, i would teach it to jump to! and it would be a racing cow.
teenyrific 1 year ago 9
@teenyrific XD i did the same
Flemmingkjuh 11 months ago
riding animals is fun
tigurius555 1 year ago 2
If I had a cow, I wouldn't eat it. I would maybe try to get used to me riding it a lot and hire someone to milk it.
Or if I had a horse, I would try riding a horse with no equipment or saddle.
BlazeArceus777 1 year ago 12
@BlazeArceus777 it really easy to ride with nothin on if the horse it at a good fatish wait if its skiny it hurts alot
Catlin99x 6 months ago
@BlazeArceus777 I've already ridden a horse with no saddle or equipment and you can milk your own cow for free unless you want to pay.
QuarterHorses007 4 months ago
i heard that its bad to use a bit in a cows mouth, like it wrecks it mouth or somthing. just wondering what kind is she using?
CARRIEJONESS 2 years ago
Cows are far too slow for transportation purposes.
ToxicOdiousOne 2 years ago
has the cow a bit?
muciek92 2 years ago
What's up with the cat? it had something on it's nose,maybe mud?
TheFanpire96 2 years ago
i would love to be such a huge beast , have reins in my mouth and being controlled by a woman who is riding me
LoveCassieChloe 2 years ago