all the reasons i aint queer

[kingryankingsley]

The Bob & Tom show is awesome!

[HaterzLoveMe125]

Why is everyone getting mad about this?! Why would a homo be looking up a vid why someone else isnt? WTF IF YOUR ARE NOT STRAIGHT DONT LOOK UP THIS VIDEO. Simple.

[socom54321]

Lol amen to that, this is awesome!!!

[KillerQueen000]

Pretty brave words coming from a coward behind a keyboard.  Wake me when you are willing to speak to me like that face to face, and then find out what it's like to feed through a straw for six months. Your words and insults mean nothing, because you are a cowardly little person who hides in anonymity. As for my mental state and family history, all you have proven is just how stupid, ignorant and baseless your assumptions are. You know nothing, and you do a masterful job of displaying it.

[KillerQueen000]

Fucking Homophobic Asshats need to Die in A Fire.

[mi5anthrope]

@KillerQueen000 Homosexuality has always precipitated the end of great civilizations, not that liberals read or anything. Enjoy the swift death of the West.

[KillerQueen000]

@mi5anthrope And your statement is born out of complete ignorance, bereft of fact. Take your Bigotry and Go Fuck Yourself, and be thankful for the anonymity of the Internet, which enables you to keep your teeth from being knocked down your throat.. I can guarantee you I am FAR more well read and informed of history than you could ever be, you sad, pathetic, vacuous little whelp.

[mi5anthrope]

@KillerQueen000 LOL, look at how mad you are over a Youtube comment. Let me guess, you had an abusive, delinquent, or alcoholic father, didn't you? Strange how that coincides with most homosexuals... You're also bringing out all the big words you know (that aren't that big), you must also suffer from some sort of syndrome (AKA aspergers). Strange how the "open minded" liberals always tend to be the most dogmatic and violent of people.

[rebeltotheend123]

@mi5anthrope agreed

[KillerQueen000]

@mi5anthrope And while I completely understand that you are likely a closeted psycho who secretly misses your Daddy's "soft touch" when he used to lovingly ass pound you at 3 AM on those starlit school nights, you really need to stop taking it out on decent, innocent people who you don't know, and have never harmed you. I know you miss the Paternal Rape you were so spoiled by in your junior years, but please, leave the rest of us out of it.

[WiseGuy5674]

@KillerQueen000 Sounds like a man with experience right there. Way too detailed.

[KillerQueen000]

@WiseGuy5674 No, just dressing down a complete, bigotted asshole who deserved, it. Fuhget about it.

[scottnsuzs]

2:04 I have an air freshener with that picture on it.

[sexywildcat21]

If women don't belong on the internet who's going to cyber the guys ;) ????

[ddmagnan]

@sexywildcat21 just like it is most of the time now, by guys pretending to be girls...:)

[sexywildcat21]

@ddmagnan I'm a girl :)

[njetblaj]

might be lesbian, actually..

[lizerdman87]

i love the bob and tom show

[maryland1206]

homophobic fucks

[Rashuninda]

So many stereotypes in one song...

[earlbob1000]

Bob & Tom with Rodney Carrington---NOT dac

[jakelvis100]

GUARRRRRD Dawwg!!

[LLOYDMOLEMAN]

this ones for the guys

[ddmagnan]

so..many.. nice.. asses..

[wvredneck13]

HURRAY!



[jimjames871]

if u dont like this then u can kiss my hairy white ass crack

[racered94]

117 ppl r queer

[ddmagnan]

lend a hand...

[RandomComedyShiz]

116 queers were to busy having something poked in there behind and hit the dislike button, and flagged the video

[AnarchyIsLiberty]

@RandomComedyShiz im gay and i love this song its hilarious

[1998countryboy]

@AnarchyIsLiberty fucking OUEER

[coolman5242]

@1998countryboy says the redneck

[MultiCoolcat69]

its outstanding how homophobic the song is and how painfully sexist the slide show is.

no wonder theres a stereotype of country singers and the southen states being homophobic,sexist,racist ect ...

[fibreoptik]

holy shit! those asses are WTF amazing

[freedomlost2007]

Yeah, you would look goofy in a thong.

[ddmagnan]

hauling *ss!

[gogeterclower1]

116 people are queer

[greenlink86]

dam that shit is nice (the pictures)

[countrysuxx]

kill queers

[MrMannypac]

this song and guy is very funny

[jimjames871]

thats waz up

[southerndiipper]

115 people are queer

[mouldywart101]

they arent crazy coo-coo reasons i think they are very reasonable and if u wanna be queer ok more chicks 4 the straights

[MultiCoolcat69]

@mouldywart101 what about "queer chicks" i doubt they are  "4 the straights"

[Engler141]

115 people are queer

[sdhilbert]

hahahahaha YES!

[TheDickstaple]

Pretty good..... Some commenter offended me though. I bet he dosen't think about all the good stuff canada has, like free healthcare, multiple religions etc...

[AssholeRick69]

Gay people should all be loaded onto a giant boat with all the Jews and Canadians so they can all have sex and never get pregnant and wipe them all out.

[Farmall211]

@AssholeRick69 Hell to the yes my friend! accept the women from canada.

[omeganate1]

@AssholeRick69 some canadian chicks are pretty fuckin hot

[nairnboy01]

just awsome

[itproguy]

the nanny police actually made me login just to watch this. That's gay!!

[anne1026]

@itproguy what you mean? it was on that show?

[MrHamp12]

That was moter fuckin awesome im glad my dick dont stink

[Jthetinman]

I used to listen to the bob n Tom show. Like it. It's the same repeated, broken record laughing that they played. Fuckin drove me nuts! Still hate it. Fuck!!!

[tcot80]

i like the fact that my pecker dont stink

[jensbastian]

I like the pictures :3

[t00117598]

he sounds like a major closet case!

[dbrloveless]

@t00117598 Ha he does.

[MultiCoolcat69]

@t00117598 my thoughts exactly

[terrysmith200953]

You got to love this song

[DruDogSeven]

who was the queer that flagged this video as inappropiate lol

[shiv595]

CABOOSE FUCKIN ROCKS! I HATE BABIES!

[Lolspops]

If one of 'em chicks was a virgin... just Wow lmfao.

[shoupedavid]

those are the reason i dont mess with dude

[RUPHIOnDAVE]

i love the song and i loooove the video!

[LUCKYBOYS51]

its not bob and tom its rodney carrington

[wesleycobo]

Thisis hilarious, in a bad way though.

[AnimalLover1977]

LMFAO.

[tru5tm3]

thats is just  F A G QUEER!!!

[39tommyboy]

i was once married to a lady who modeled ladies underwear. and she had the perfect figure and legs but i could not figure out how god made a lady this nice looking who could fart louder than any man than Ive ever heard in my entire life. loll imagine them fancy looking girls out farting you while drinking some cold beer?? it would plum embarrass ya now. put ya to shame. make ya practice harder. loll

[39tommyboy]

its sad that nice legs and real boobs dont go together. if you have excellent looking legs then god leaves off the boobs. if you have big boobs that are real and stand up and salute then your legs probably are not very slim looking and usually short. i wish god would make one lady with real legs and real boobs. look at the models they have excellent legs and they dont even need a bra on. lol just joking thank god for all ladies. it doesnt matter what they look like. godbless

[pb69er]

IF ANY OF YOU DONT LIKE THAT I THINK ITSTIME YOU HEAD TO FRANCE!

[jimjames871]

if they dont like this they can go to hell

[KillerQueen000]

@pb69er Let's see you make us Move to France tough guy. If you think dying for your bigotry is worth it, bring it the fuck on.

[drinkmoresoda]

hell yeah

[countrygirl5404]

gotta love rodney carrington!!!

[talkinrod43]

haulin ass poster is the best ever

[JohnnyTheTrucker18]

i'm glad mine don't stink either

[2006anthonywv]

Funny as HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[endzordays]

Honestly kids stop digging so hard into the music. The song is hilarious and it's not titled "Reasons not to be queer". It's called obviously "All the reasons I aint queer".

[000mental]

i agree with woodlefoof2 lol

[mooncrsher]

What the he*l's wrong with you people? This makes me smile! If you don't like it you can ALWAYS write your own song & call it,"All the reasons I aint normal"!=]

[dbrloveless]

@mooncrsher It's not "I ain't normal" it's "I ain't straight"

[KennyMckormickk]

@dbrloveless FUCK QUEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sufeewi]

@KennyMckormickk lol thats gay

[MultiCoolcat69]

@KennyMckormickk are you aware if you "fuck" a "queer" you are also being "queer"

[KennyMckormickk]

@MultiCoolcat69 can't nobody take a joke anymore? man!!! i ain't queer by the way :))

[danomaha420118]

damn queers go to canada!!!

[screwyou4]

@danomaha420118 why not hell?

[soniccock]

dont lie, you the dick...................... but the song rocks, kinnda like your ass full of cock

[woodlefoof2]

mute the video and most of those pictures are the reasons im not queer

[sagaofbluewing]

I see a lot of you "ain't" literate either. Can you find the cd's on your own or do you have to ask the sales people for help. This is also presuming you must have someone else read these comments to you and/or use some sort of program that reads it to you combined with a speech recognition program.

[EpicWin1812]

LOL, " women don't belong on the internet back to the kitchen, BITCH"

[woodywood865]

killer video, u damn wright i aint queer

[Solarslayer21]

101 people are queer for disliking this song.

[rocknrolldaddio]

i eat with my eyes

[longbeachdirtbag]

funny those are all the reasons im not queer ethier.

[screwyou4]

@longbeachdirtbag me either



[kakashi563]

@oneloneogre

Shut up, your prolly a gay guy that's insecure of his role in the gayness and in life! No offense to other gay men, just this r-tard.

[remingtonwildeman]

@kakashi563 fuck you your probably gay you kaka kock sucker

[kakashi563]

@remingtonwildeman nice insult, fuck face, but i'm more than sure i'm straight. However your stupidity is highly amusing and the fact that your probably an uneducated dumb ass from some small town makes it that much more funny.

[bushfuckingsucks]

@kakashi563 and whats wrong with being from a small town you fucking dumb shit

[oneloneogre]

Bob and Tom should commit suicide, They'd be doing the world a favor!

[iammarcc]

@oneloneogre dumbass

[gary103189]

@oneloneogre Your just jealous

[screwyou4]

@oneloneogre youd be doing the world a favor if you went first

[EvangelineSO80]

Oh shit people make too much of damn joke! Rodney Carrington is a funny bastard and I love all his music and comedy! You know what I got a pick up truck, a southern texas draw to my voice, a confederate flag, a golden retriever, a gun carrying member of the NRA, I'm cop, oh yeah and am fucking Queer! LOL The hell with anyone that can't take a joke, if you can't laugh at yourself then you have no sense of humor at all! Oh and for the record I don't like poodles, they ain't good hunting dogs LOL

[carolinaboysc]

@EvangelineSO80 Faggot

[EvangelineSO80]

@carolinaboysc freaking A

[endzordays]

@EvangelineSO80 Here's a bit of humor for ya..

There are only 2 things that come from Texas, steers and queers. The typical finish to this is where are your horns boy, but you already said you were :p

[EvangelineSO80]

@endzordays I'm a transplant, no horns here, I'm from Louisiana lol

[bb8497]

To all you queer faggots that disliked-suck my balls (I'll bet you're thinking 'Gladly!') But really, like this if you love America and got a boner from those chicks in this video.

[whb1965]

SAW RODNEY AT THE FOX THEATRE IN ATLANTA IN 2004.. LMAO  DAMN WHAT A SHOW.. BEST COMEDIAN I EVER SAW....

[fagarass]

Really! I still believe you get it up the ass for some reason! Don't try to convince us...convince yourself that you don't like cock!!!

[muthabarker]

i love the fact that my pekker dont stink lol

[whb1965]

@muthabarker LMAO

[Joshua37319]

amen!



[Tinytacohead]

My ex woulda loved this song. The offended women here need to learn how to laugh, ya snooty bitches, haha.

[carolinaboysc]

He should have added a reason i aint queer is cause i love titties n beer

[IMDARKFIRE007]

k just an observation here.....and DONT get me wrong, a beautiful ass eating a butt floss thong makes me drool.....but the theme of this vid being "i aint queer", should the focus be ALL on ass? lol. i mean get us some juicy knockers in there, no plastic, but healthy natural E cup tits bouncing in the breeze, a camel toe that ya can see at ten paces, hmmmm i better call my gf, just described her and im stiff haha

[connie390]

@MrLoNgHoRnfAn09 YOU said EVERYONE, what does that make you ? By the way I'm straight , but that's not the point here ,, your word EVERYONE is  , understand , catch the drift ?? Speak for { OR TO } yourself .

[TheLastHashman]

America: Fuck ya!

[losporter3169]

this is funny as hell lol

[namekman01]

i got 3 reasons i aint queer

boobs, legs (+hips) and......hell, i cant choose my favorite part of a woman

every girl has a really hot feature that owns the rest, and it aint always the same

[quidnick]

eww. those girls are gross. i am glad I am a bisexual muslim. please spam my page to your liking.

[gocolts1490]

@quidnick fuck you muslims. stay in pakistan or whatever "stan" country ur from n blow someone elses building up! FAG!

[mooncrsher]

@quidnick You MUST be mistaken! ahmadinejad said there is no such thing as homo muslims. He's NEVER wrong(sarcasm)!

[dbrloveless]

@quidnick Stay strong! :] <3

[QueenBling1]

@quidnick Er..how are they gross weirdo..

[steelcity7650]

god bless ya you silly bastard thank you for the

pic's

[bigartify]

love them all of them

[elmexicanoOG]

ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass.....boner! :D

[caseyr1992]

i only need one reason to be straight

titties

[scurgewp]

@caseyr1992 Since they come in pairs wouldn't that be two reasons?

I have a rule: One penis per fantasy and its always mine.

[iFamousZombie]

@scurgewp A FELLOW DAVE CHAPPELLE FAN!! UP TOP!!! *high fives*

[misterdeathbunny]

great song! and pretty damn sweet slideshow if i might say so myself ; )

[brownwatermike]

Pretty damn good!

[amandaelaine137]

rodney carrington and cletus t. judd show sing together!!!! lmfao! that would be AWESOME!

[1nicknick599]

96 queers watched this vid

[howtobeagod101]

rodney carrington is the best if u think im wrong then go fuck ur self

[chucky2429]

Thumbs up haha I do thank god I ain't queer

[Foxxie0kun]

Hehe, very funny.

And before any homophobes say it, yes, I'm gay, and yes, I like funny jokes and songs like this because I'm proud enough of myself to not be offended at innocent jokes meant to make people laugh =3

[EpicWin1812]

@Foxxie0kun well gawd bless ya man! :)

[Foxxie0kun]

@EpicWin1812 Thank you much, may the Lord and Lady show you and your loved ones their kindness =3

[QueenBling1]

@Foxxie0kun Aww bless you you seem really sweet.

[danielmaddox01]

:43 enough said

[NRA0FAN]

those 95 dislikes must be queer

[JamesRDavie]

@NRA0FAN Homophobe lol

[Foxxie0kun]

@NRA0FAN Naw, I love this vid and I'm gay as rainbows in springtime. Probably just the overly sensitive types who can't stand it when jokes are made about gays even though they aren't and should really let those who would be genuinely offended make it known.

Kinda like those white people who call Racism if a black man is called "nigga" by his fellow black man or some such that they've no right to complain about. =3

[MrMayhem3k]

@NRA0FAN or women

[MrFlightSimVidz]

@NRA0FAN now the count is 100 queers. lol

[athleticchic09]

@NRA0FAN hell ya how can you not like rodney fuckin fagets

[DeliciousDoug73]

@NRA0FAN fuck yea they are

[basspunk567]

@NRA0FAN 113 queers have been here what a shame, ohwell more girls for us =D

[racingriesberg1]

holly Jesus tits American style this is the best slide show ever

[TheRebel2007]

So, I take it you're an ass man?

[PARTYBOY405]

Yoda147258 obviously likes boys. Just look at his name.....

[k33pnitr3al]

lol nice

[yada147258]

This song proves one thing......... Your queer

[saxman356]

this is the best slideshow ive ever seen

[merdoc592]

0:45 FTW as well as 1:00

[mageowns938]

thumbs up if u watched to the end cuz of the pics

[yyowen420]

I love this song it awsome!

[NazoZero]

Oh the irony. Country music = queer.

[mustangsolor]

@NazoZero If that is how you feel then why did you bother going to this video?

[NazoZero]

@mustangsolor

Because overall I find it to be a humorous song.

[driftbaby2]

rodney carrington is fucking awesome!

[NightfallO]

yummy



[ghostchild67]

Where may i purchase items such as the ones displayed in this video?

[earthmover2005]

@ghostchild67 your local corner for 20 bucks

[doglips6]

he got all da reasons.

[catchersmitt0]

how about a verse about all the reasons "I ain't a bigot"?

[Catsania]

Someone likes some asses