Reminds me of when you're stood near the side of the road waiting to cross but taking your time, thinking about something or relaxing and some asshole stops to let you go, then you have to rush across because he's holding a load of traffic up.
I end up being the person who holds the door open only the issue for me is when I realise the person is too far away I just can't be arsed so I let the door shut and it shuts in their face because they've sped up. So I end up speeding up and losing them in a crowd, plus if you're holding the door open for more than 10 seconds you look like a cheese.
ah hate when u know ur too far away from a door and u kinda look to the ground to let the other person know just to let the door go cos u canny be arsed runnin, and they still haud it for ye anyway?!?! so ye have to run and say ''right, ta'' when really ur no thinkin ta, ur thinkin ''how did ye no just let the door go?, arsepiece.''
When a car driver does the : "Jesus palm of the hand/ on you go fellow citizen" thing, to let me cross the road when I can't be ARSED moving at a polite speed to obligate said bloody neighbourly/ brotherly gesture....
This fuckin' kilt (killed Limmy) me...Armando Ianucci (another Glasgow son) perfected superb observational comedy a few years ago with his "shows"..but ...fuckin' this ...right.
Naw! baw bag ah don't get wit you're trying tae say ya pleb, this is observational material, I get why its funny and I love the boy Limmy but it's you I find a bit ae a confuzzle.
(sign)?????? wit are you oan aboot lad? I take it you're a greeseball wae a name like Armando.
its a sketch,, that says theres a realtionship between the caring and those who benifit,, as it was at school, always hold the door,, always behold for another
You are an absolute idiot. Do you honestly think he was trying to say it was real? Obviously someone in real life wouldn't hold a door open that long.. He's making a funny sketch. ARRGH.
its a piss take of everyday situations. why do we all do certain things in a certain way? I can bet EVERYONE who lives in a flat has done exactly that, and said 'Right, Ta' or 'Cheers, ta' Hes obviously got keys, but he'll still run and catch up anyway... which i think is funny
us Scots are just to polite for our own good yet we get called the stingaest, youll never see hospitality and courtesy like the Scots give. A great friendly nation we are, united we stand
its true, its time we stop with the bigotted stereotypes, Scotland and the Scots folk are generally a good nation to get on with, yes there are bad eggs but theres bad eggs in all societies and walks of life. ps i still dont really like this show, maybe i just dont get his humor, but it passes over my head tbh, this was the only sketch i got
@retroshows id have to agree there matey. i spent the last 2 NYEs up there and i never been somewhere so cold but where the ppl are the warmest. respect to ya all ;)
its funny, because each time he is slightly further away, until the last one where he is too far away for anyone to reasonabley be expected to hold the door.
this is classic man. Was it only me that fink he lookd like he was tryin to fly? if ye get me. He holds his arm out and does a little job thing. Last one is deffo the best, holds out his right arm and when he gets to the door he changes. Limmy for King!
Is that Bridgeton?
Simmyisdead 2 months ago
this is a ripoff of a shaun micallef sketch.
Amunication 3 months ago
@Amunication I wouldn't say they're similar enough to be called a rip off.
Simmyisdead 2 months ago 2
Some people would like to have you believe that it's sexist to hold the door open for someone.
kevycanavan 7 months ago
all these instances of social etiquette are a pain in the arse and head
Oscar301 10 months ago
Right Im scottish an I dont hold the door for nae cunts. Thats how I roll. Like a pure Swizz Roll fae asda
thembrown 11 months ago
This. Is. Genius.
dammyjodger1 11 months ago
worst video ive ever seen
alexseymour1 1 year ago
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i genuinely love this video.
FloozieTendrils 1 year ago
i genuinely love this video.
FloozieTendrils 1 year ago
glasgow is the murder capital of europe and the friendliest city in the uk. so when u get stabbed u get the directions to the hospital afterwards lol
o0scotland0o 1 year ago
@o0scotland0o its funnier when kevin bridges says it.
Teenie428 1 year ago
Reminds me of when you're stood near the side of the road waiting to cross but taking your time, thinking about something or relaxing and some asshole stops to let you go, then you have to rush across because he's holding a load of traffic up.
ChristopherDone 1 year ago 3
The one that was showed was hilarious, On how the silence provided with him popping up a few seconds later was just absoloutely class
Dilz424 1 year ago
lmao! i have actual tears, hilarious <3
jaaaado 1 year ago
gis yer jackeh
mickdaman 1 year ago
fucking quality
dmack4142 1 year ago
a fuckin hate folk who expect you to hold the door open for them when they are miles away! haha. Loved it man.
libbertines 1 year ago 2
prefer this version to the one on limmys show :)
Rollo2707 1 year ago 3
you crack me up m8 lol love it :)
Astroidle32 1 year ago
I end up being the person who holds the door open only the issue for me is when I realise the person is too far away I just can't be arsed so I let the door shut and it shuts in their face because they've sped up. So I end up speeding up and losing them in a crowd, plus if you're holding the door open for more than 10 seconds you look like a cheese.
Guarding 1 year ago 3
XD ha!
babytiger28 1 year ago
ah hate when u know ur too far away from a door and u kinda look to the ground to let the other person know just to let the door go cos u canny be arsed runnin, and they still haud it for ye anyway?!?! so ye have to run and say ''right, ta'' when really ur no thinkin ta, ur thinkin ''how did ye no just let the door go?, arsepiece.''
babytiger28 1 year ago 59
So true mate.
STUKAY 1 year ago
@babytiger28 FFS, I know.
When a car driver does the : "Jesus palm of the hand/ on you go fellow citizen" thing, to let me cross the road when I can't be ARSED moving at a polite speed to obligate said bloody neighbourly/ brotherly gesture....
Kelly14UK 1 year ago
@babytiger28 The guy thats holding the door open will be like, 'Fucking hurry up' lol and wont want to shut the door oan ye XD
DIVCLARK 1 year ago
@babytiger28 me tae
SteelieremiX 9 months ago
haha hes a pure screwball
speccyride 1 year ago
This had me in tears on Limmy's Show, the way he had his arm stretched out running all the way from the other building lol
bluelightalarm 2 years ago 2
I loved this! Espesh on Limmy's Show where he like runs down the stairs from another building with his arm out lol
Natturs 2 years ago
This fuckin' kilt (killed Limmy) me...Armando Ianucci (another Glasgow son) perfected superb observational comedy a few years ago with his "shows"..but ...fuckin' this ...right.
hampden12 2 years ago
wit
MrGoldenV 2 years ago
you don't get it dae yi son ..sorry (mr golden v ) (sign)...eh?...whit?
hampden12 2 years ago
Naw! baw bag ah don't get wit you're trying tae say ya pleb, this is observational material, I get why its funny and I love the boy Limmy but it's you I find a bit ae a confuzzle.
(sign)?????? wit are you oan aboot lad? I take it you're a greeseball wae a name like Armando.
What the fuck do you know about Glasgow's sons?
give me a 99 wae a flake and get.
MrGoldenV 2 years ago
someone held the door open today for an awkwardly long time. i laughed inside for a good 20 seconds then let out a sigh
IgWannA2 2 years ago
Legend.
suzieRIOT 2 years ago
n before ye have ago at the spellin mistake grammer nazi a just couldnae be fucked fixin it
TheMrHonesty 2 years ago
and u ya fuckin clown its an observation obviously beyond your capacity tae have a laugh int it.mickues.....prob german explains it aw dinnit
TheMrHonesty 2 years ago
It's a fucking TV show.
Learn to use BBC iPlayer.
Sketch ftw.
fuzzymini12 2 years ago
Aw shut the fuck up its funny
Munn1991 2 years ago
Hahhahaha, that was brilliant... xD.
Happy0 2 years ago
Ha!
ediesque 2 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOL
glovestudio 2 years ago
its a sketch,, that says theres a realtionship between the caring and those who benifit,, as it was at school, always hold the door,, always behold for another
tominybikes 2 years ago
oh my god these people are fukin idiots of course its fake why else would he put it up?
an obviously its not real because a reacurrance like this would not happen an never be caught on tape
idiots!
cptbob99 2 years ago
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thats fake the woman slows down at the start at 0:39 and she and him are wearing the same clothes every time
CheeseyGreg 2 years ago
it's a sketch
snecko 2 years ago
jesus...... its quite clearly a sketch
wotshappeninbud 2 years ago
LOL
itsazy 2 years ago
Its limmy...Its a piss take ffs
RoggenWolfe 2 years ago
You are an absolute idiot. Do you honestly think he was trying to say it was real? Obviously someone in real life wouldn't hold a door open that long.. He's making a funny sketch. ARRGH.
shuggyboi 2 years ago
shuggyboi,
lol, i share yewr frustration! =p
xbrandnewx 2 years ago
why is there any sort of debate as to whether or not this is a sketch or not. people sayin this is fake is almost as funny as the video itself.
lgu06196 2 years ago
Oh my fucking god, do you actually want a fucking sledgehammer in your dome.
PosnocMedia 2 years ago 5
Life is clearly wasted on you
Mickeus 2 years ago
LMFAO
gouku2004 2 years ago
LOL ! I think it's the first time I was laughing out loud from a video ! :D thanks!
DNR1590 2 years ago
lol! fucking classic!
xbrandnewx 2 years ago
I dont get it...
db500092 2 years ago
too good!! i give it a proper belly laugh every time i see this video
jackyshaw8 2 years ago 2
HAHAHa!
Octavius0 2 years ago
Hahaha! Funny as fook!!!
ErrolOldSkool78 2 years ago
so fuckin funny - it gets me at the end when he's runnin 4 ages with his hand out and when he gets to the door he uses the other hand lolol
K3LLYxP33 2 years ago 5
love it
bananafeatures 2 years ago
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comedy for celtic minded fans thats all i can say
16kingbilly90 2 years ago
Classic!
Stalinismisty 2 years ago
i don get et limmy... what de fuck are ye tryin to pell off ear?
zeik14 2 years ago
its a piss take of everyday situations. why do we all do certain things in a certain way? I can bet EVERYONE who lives in a flat has done exactly that, and said 'Right, Ta' or 'Cheers, ta' Hes obviously got keys, but he'll still run and catch up anyway... which i think is funny
BrotherLuke2008 2 years ago 3
its the mad run he does with th hand out thats funny, character is quite funny, thinkin about it ave said right ta more than a few times lol
11Cotton11Mouth11 2 years ago
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simozonelayer 2 years ago 2
Genius!
cmonty1888 3 years ago
That's arcadia place in bridgeton, i used to live next door to that close!
TackyFairy 3 years ago
Love it.
kevingoodfellow 3 years ago
sooo funny
gla2004 3 years ago
man thats an old vid , isee you been on here a while, i didnt get it
steviesuperstar 3 years ago
lmao excellent
SelfProtection95 3 years ago
us Scots are just to polite for our own good yet we get called the stingaest, youll never see hospitality and courtesy like the Scots give. A great friendly nation we are, united we stand
retroshows 3 years ago 37
Yeah you tell them retroshows good on you. =)
John89712 2 years ago
its true, its time we stop with the bigotted stereotypes, Scotland and the Scots folk are generally a good nation to get on with, yes there are bad eggs but theres bad eggs in all societies and walks of life. ps i still dont really like this show, maybe i just dont get his humor, but it passes over my head tbh, this was the only sketch i got
retroshows 2 years ago 2
aye m8 ur right alot of it is scottish humour, but you really have to live in glasgow to get most of these lol top class btw
11Cotton11Mouth11 2 years ago 3
aye man yer too true lol u do really need to stay in glasgow to understand it
Elij231 2 years ago 3
@retroshows id have to agree there matey. i spent the last 2 NYEs up there and i never been somewhere so cold but where the ppl are the warmest. respect to ya all ;)
DocWito 1 year ago
@retroshows
If only we had no chavs to fuck things up.
ChainsawVsGod 9 months ago
Very clever Limmy, we´ve all been there.
hesmissedit 3 years ago
haaaa creased mesel there, spot on :)
technotastic 3 years ago
Lmao genius.
sugarbuzzx 3 years ago
Thats the best thing I've seen for many years!!
I often wonder the same thing.
marvelous!!
*****
simozonelayer 3 years ago
hahahahahahaha
PreposterousMusic 3 years ago
a get it fukin hate wen tht happens
kieran2008 3 years ago
LMAO, the last one is just ridiculous in real life.
tamilazzara 3 years ago 2
funny as fuk mann brand new ;):D canni no subscribe yer vids are too funny lol
stugbroon16 3 years ago 2
lol wtf
adioskate62 3 years ago
lol
bradhogan123 3 years ago
fukin howlinn =))
dOchertyy 3 years ago
your neighbours must think your nuts
StatiCDjn 3 years ago 3
fukin great man x
olpedders 3 years ago
ta !!
weetimbhoy 3 years ago
Amazing lol, utter genius.
Moosekid 3 years ago 3
LOL
MissLuna28 3 years ago 2
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I don't get it?
nazi8per 3 years ago
fukin belter man :)) class B-)
jamiehenson1 3 years ago
class.
Kakashirocksthesocks 3 years ago
waw thats class best one of his iv seen
weehuffybastard 3 years ago
lol, proper funny!!
siggy75 3 years ago
superb!
alexairlie 3 years ago
funniest thing i've seen... too true
TANKMANRETURNS 4 years ago
ummm lol i guess
triviumbest 4 years ago
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good one,you big poof.ahahhaahahahahahaha!!!
GLASGOWSNOG 4 years ago
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You're butchering of the English language is embarrassing.
GLASGOWSNOG 4 years ago
Ironic that you should write that while simultaneously doing it yourself. 'You're' means 'you are'. Retard.
fernoid 3 years ago 3
Now that is funny.
wowt 3 years ago
i don't know what ur talkin about. its slang u twat.
Kakashirocksthesocks 3 years ago
LOL great one !
I'm still shocked that some people may actually have to have the joke explained to them, though ^^
BillyBird 4 years ago 2
fuckin love that one at the end
elementaldivers 4 years ago 2
its funny, because each time he is slightly further away, until the last one where he is too far away for anyone to reasonabley be expected to hold the door.
georgeinger 4 years ago
Thanks for ruining the film u bell end! We all know why its funny!!
GlennDogg 4 years ago 4
georgeiner was clearly takin the piss. you obviously didn't get the joke though!
daveyboy9 2 years ago
whats funny about that?
kevzauk 4 years ago
this is classic man. Was it only me that fink he lookd like he was tryin to fly? if ye get me. He holds his arm out and does a little job thing. Last one is deffo the best, holds out his right arm and when he gets to the door he changes. Limmy for King!
ElChristo 4 years ago
hahaha. its like that scene in monty pythons holy grail. lovin it!
elementaldivers 4 years ago
meh
haymonds 4 years ago
Superb that
MikeZar 4 years ago 2
fukin brilliant m8
tomo1916 5 years ago
Excellent
Woe betide the person who doesn't appreciate the held door.
sheepystar 5 years ago 3
lol, funny stuff.
best thing is how you hold your arm out long before getting to the door.
good work.
akirajenova 5 years ago
Like it, the squeekienness of the door makes it all the funnier.
jewellie 5 years ago 2
This is Limmy's best video :)
philscotland 5 years ago 2
haha, that ones pretty good :)
neillc 5 years ago
I'd forgotten all about this one. Simple but one of your funniest vids.
mad4badness 5 years ago
"Right ta" turned into a catchphrase.
qqqqqqqq123 5 years ago