Scrubs 'Are You An Idiot?'

[yaying404]

lol did he nod after he said "are you an idiot?!"

[lorrekut]

Sex in the URL

[lazyd3vil]

Dude, I don't give a fuck about where New Zealand is. Do you know where Ucraine is? Thought so.

[MrSirRaven]

@lazyd3vil no one knows where Ucraine is because it doesn't exist. there is a Ukraine though that is in Eastern Europe, bordering Russia, Moldova, Poland, Romania and Belarus.

[lazyd3vil]

@MrSirRaven first off, who are you? Second, fuck off, I don't care who you are. Third, fuck off, I wasn't asking you. Fourth, so I might have something to say when I see someone that reminds me of a fucking RETARD on youtube, who are you to judge me? And FINALLY, who the HELL are you to undermine a whole foreign country?

Oh, and thanks for remembering the name of my country, I know you only knew about the bordering by checking wikipedia

[tzalwelgaanzeker]

@lazyd3vil hahaha you got owned on the internets

[MrSirRaven]

@lazyd3vil 1. you're first two points cancel each other out.

2. i don't care if you were asking me

3. ad hominem statements are dumb to make

4. i wasn't judging you, learn to take a joke.

5. I'm not undermining a country. The country is spelled as Ukraine. Nowhere, to my, knowledge is it spelled as "Ucraine".

6. I actually DO know the countries bordering because I aced my middle school and high school geography bees three year in a row. :3

7. u mad? yes. u mad. very mad :P

[Ledatious]

I love how when he asked if JD was an idiot, JD kinda shook his head yes XD XD

[ElephantsOnParade22]

I may get some hate here, but does anyone else think the guy who plays "jake" is a really wooden actor?

[Roaningdotcom]

@ElephantsOnParade22 No. He's awesome and it's his style and he's good and it's all that's needed of him. He's emotionless and stand-offish. His name's Josh Randall.

[basioh1818]

There is an old zealand. it's in holland

[QBIDiOSHolland]

@basioh1818 But you can't dance your way to new zealand from there. :-P

[bigmeknurgle]

That guys a douche.

I know where New Zealand is, but how the hell am I supposed to know how long it would take to travel there?

[KingofKlubs]

@bigmeknurgle cause its thousands of miles away and takes an entire day of flying to get there. It's like saying Godzilla is from Japan, not China, it's common knowledge

[krizan1]

@bigmeknurgle true but any knowledge of roughly where certain countries are will automatically give anyone a rough idea ! ! I couldn't say how long it would take to fly from where I am (England) to New Zealand but if someone said it would be 4 hours, i'd think they were an idiot !

[hrisyiscool]

oh scrubs, i love you!

[Roozmusic1]

Looks at the title: we ALL know the answer off that question : D

[Mocha2007andcoco]

Zealand does exist. It's in Denmark.

[JStylow]

@Mocha2007andcoco And in Holland

[Mocha2007andcoco]

@JStylow That's Zeeland, but close.

[JStylow]

@Mocha2007andcoco In denmark? isnt that Sjælland

[JMoe2016]

This was the very first episode I ever saw.

[CookieCreamCrumble]

When JD said "you can dance your way there from Old Zealand." I was like ha... ha.. (fake laughing) and then "are you an idiot?" turned into real laughing. o.0 And JD you don't know where I live?!

[skez92]

Luv the way JD says funny!! :)

[DavidCsson]

Sex is in the url...

[CaptainJohnKeel]

Wasn't that condition JD described the one he got in a later episode.

[madhat1979]

"you can dance your way there from old Zealand"

yeah you can try, it's only on the other side of the planet.

[isuperlink]

"Your the idiot, we're doctors."

[logan2233e]

I googled old zealand... I couldn't resist

[jesmurf]

@logan2233e It's a province in The Netherlands.

[jesmurf]

Well not old Zealand, just Zealand. 

[theomega616]

@jesmurf Zealand doesn't sound right without the new .... which is weird 'cos New England doesn't sound right next to England ....

[jesmurf]

@theomega616 Well it's actually called Zeeland, which translates to Sealand, someone turned it into Zealand though.

[UnknownMugiwara]

@jesmurf The English people thought New Zealand was named after the Danish island "Zealand" and therefore it has been spelled New Zealand instead of New Zeeland ;)

[jesmurf]

@UnknownMugiwara Thank you, that was actually really interesting =D

[D3m190d]

I've been to old Zealand. Nothing special.

[ZwerrieProductions]

No sir, I'm a dreamer.

[LoveNoteProjects]

@ZwerrieProductions well i'm no superman

[TigrooChile]

@ZwerrieProductions is there a video of the "-Are you an idiot? -No sir, I'm a dreamer." available? I can't find it

[ZwerrieProductions]

@TigrooChile

/watch?v=Cx2Yc1Twpfs

[0MrRofl]

is it me or in this episode does jd look slightly crosseyed??

[D3rarsch]

To all the potheads out there.

You realized that it says jSex in the link.

[sartanko]

@D3rarsch

oooooh dude it does.

[TimBrownbread]

Omg why does this make me laugh so much

[epicfail0077]

Love how Jake barely moves his mouth while saying "are you an idiot"?

[exscape]

Reminds me of J.D. explaining his fake funeral to Dr. Kelso...

J.D.: ... and then we'd have my REAL funeral.

Kelso: Are you an idiot?

J.D.: No sir, I'm a dreamer.

... and when the Janitor talks about making the hospital into a pirate ship.

J.D.: Are you insane?

Janitor: Nah. I'm a pirate.

[manonmoon12]

Vasovagal syncope is mediated by the autonomic nervous system........

from the Scrubs website :)

[KenshiImmortalWolf]

@manonmoon12 didn't JD actually get vasovagal sycnope in season 6?

[whityjack]

u like to quote things? I WANT YOU TO QUOTE 0:38 !!

[lalakid3]

@whityjack vasovagal syncope is mediated by the atomic nervous system.

[whityjack]

@lalakid3 lol u are a real Scrubs junky XD

[exscape]

@lalakid3 Autonomic nervous system.

[Mrtostie]

J.D.: I know everything about the war in iraq

Janitor : Point iraq on this globe.

J.D: That is iraq

Janitot : No that is china

J.D.: your china

[akateb71489]

@Mrtostie haha, one of my favorites!

[akateb71489]

@Mrtostie "That's a ridiculous accusation!"

-- One of my favorites too! haha!

[teacherofcrazy]

...i love jd

[Eclipsenobody]

doesnt jd have vysalvincal syncapy?

[Moriachik]

@Eclipsenobody He does have vasovagal syncope :P

[kataraokasan]

@Eclipsenobody yepp!!! he passes out when he poops

[DenSorteSpejderLeder]

where is this old sealand you speak of??

[joeyer5]

@DenSorteSpejderLeder

There is no Old Zealand its called New Zealand cause the man who dicoverd it was dutch and called it after the province he lived, he livid in the province of Zealand in The Netherlands (Dutch: 'Zeeland')

[lastmanstandingtv]

in season 8 some one says that

[cakerella]

"You can dance your way there from Old Zealand" :)

[Adu767]

Wow...Achilles hill...what an uncanny phrase.

Not more then ten minutes ago i was watching the movie Troy.

[Zwartekaka]

I just love how this guy asks it :). So calm "Are you an idiot?" :)

[theinck]

hahaha Old Zealand

[TheINfamousrocker]

PPL!!! Zealand is a island in Denmark - Zeeland is a province in Holland-

New Zealand is on the right of Australia

[DaBigCheeseLuigi]

I know Zealand is an island in Denmark but I don't know if it has any relationship with New Zealand...

[Folgore022]

Australia and New Zealand were both discovered by Dutch explorer Abel Tasman. He named 'New Holland' (now called Australia) and 'New Zealand' after the Dutch provinces of Holland and Zeeland.

[NemesisReap3r95]

keep playing it from 0:52 - 0:53

kept me amused for hours :)

[xStoochx]

aaa you an indyee??

play it back and it sounds exactly like that

[parapsycho13]

"You can dance your way there from Old Zealand." LMAO

[thatdude034]

lol he kinda nodded

[Arogaz]

this is one of the funniest moments on scrubs. hilarious!

[IamIronicle]

The name New Zealand originated with Dutch cartographers, who called the islands Nova Zeelandia, after the Dutch province of Zeeland. No one is certain exactly who first coined the term, but it first appeared in 1645 and may have been the choice of cartographer Johan Blaeu. British explorer James Cook subsequently anglicised the name to New Zealand. There is NO connection to the Danish island Zealand.

[IamIronicle]

The first European name for New Zealand was Staten Landt, the name given to it by the Dutch explorer Abel Tasman, who in 1642 became the first European to see the islands. Tasman assumed it was part of a southern continent connected with land discovered in 1615 off the southern tip of South America by Jacob Le Maire, which had been named Staten Landt, meaning "Land of the (Dutch) States-General".

[scottj1988]

Old Zealand is in Denmark

[4f7u6c1k]

i always thought it was from Zeeland, a province of Holland...

[EikC]

Well, JD is already a "whiny, annoying man-child", so...

[Soyneil]

old zealand...

[garioldwin]

lol

[Zoidus]

You know, I still don't know where the original Zealand is/was...

[Kenji88Sama]

It was one of the seven Dutch provinces that formed what are now the Netherlands.

[Nexilia619]

he's jake from the fifth episode .. one of elliots boyfriends ^^

[TheRyanLeeShow]

OMG is that the guy from smp films

[mickyshaun]

yes i am, and IM PROUD OF MY AIDS!

[Jeanea]

hm.. he looks like SMP films..

HM!

[EliasGymnastics]

if you keep pressing 0:52 its gonna sound like yuenidio:P

[zuppup1]

I am definitely going to say this to someone.

[systemofadown32]

You can dance your way there from old Zealand

[krizan1]

@systemofadown32 Are you an idiot? LOL

[blahhblahh2000]

"OH NO. you're dangerously close to revealing that geography is your achilles heel!"

ahahaha i love you JD.

[alex112576]

I most certainly am not.

[0Tanaka0]

Doesn't he look like Lucas Black from fast and the furious tokyo drift?

[iHipHop]

lol, hahaha, ooooh god, haahahahahaha

[superbizko]

Are you an idiot?

[pimmatjuh]

i think he said 40 hours :P

[NZSexyChick]

14 hours

[Havgry]

Out of nowhere... Hilarious!

[chikagurl]

this is a hilarious convo and it turns pure epic the moment he says "are you an idiot?" i burst out laughing XD haha

[shinstabber]

The slight nod JD gives after was a nice touch.

[Luddgurkan]

@shinstabber Hahaha hell yeh

[Phillex1337]

haha

[hectorlf]

J.D'S nodding @ 0:55 !!!!

[binder673]

love later in this episode when jd thinks he touched up on New Zealand and there clam chowder but it was really New England

[hardrain08]

"Vasi vagil syncopy is mediated by the atomic nervous system, and Betty needs you pal"

[gopurpleppleaters]

haha and then he has it

[zkid95]

It's true, Old Zealand is only a short flight.

[finnishnin]

Depends on where you are flying from.

[sywalker456]

flyin in from Old Zealand. XD

[MistaRowland]

I love the way JD sort of nods when he asks that.

[RomanticalEmotional]

Man. New Zealand is awesome.

And I'm not just saying that 'cause I live there.

"You can dance your way there from Old Zealand."

LOL. I love it.

[therandomwanderer]

Woo Hoo Go Kiwis

The Tron Represent

(wow wouldn't it be weird if I was actually like that) but New Zealand is Beautiful

[becky25irish]

u can dance your way there from old zealand!!

ROFL!!! XD!!

[zengirl252]

new zealands awesome

and new zealanders dont care if theyre called kiwis

[RemusLupo]

thank u for that information i will now use it for evil

[WillP999]

You can dance your way there from Old Zealand.

xD

[EnchantedKathy]

LMAO.... "Are you an idiot?..

OMG.. that was sooo funny!!!! ROFL...

Scrubs is the best.... xD

[Ventilator313]

Old Zealand is in Holland. We discovered it, like Australia.

[Petsura]

One of my closest friends is from New Zealand and she says they don't care what they get called.

But yeah, I got a question now all out of sudden. Why is it called NEW Zealand?

[CompellingDisorder]

Because OLD Zealand sounds goofy.

[skulsta]

Because when the dutch explorers found it they called it "Nove Zeelandia". I guess Nova means new because it was a new island to them and Zeelandia is a province of the Neverlands and is called Zealand in english. Happy? However the Maori names it "Aoteroa".

And we got the name Kiwis because a Kiwi is and endangered bird that's only found in NZ and is our National bird.

[freedomsoldier187]

my favorite, its hard to saw like an eagle when your surrounded by kiwi's hahaha !!!!

[nwolwo]

i love that old lady she's so nice :( lol

[Oceanic77]

What the bloody hell are you talking about? New Zealanders dont care about whether or not we're called 'new zealanders' or 'kiwis'. Are you an idiot?

[skulsta]

I am in NZ and there is no old zealand lol.

And for you idiots, NZ is to the bottom right of Australia.

And Sean does not have a kiwi accent at the end.

P.S. We prefer to be called "Kiwis" not "New Zealanders."

[GreyAutumn]

I've had NZlanders and they did'nt really taste like kiwi so sorry, can't call you that :/..

How about fish?

[Upyour5elf]

Speak for yourself...

[albinozebra7918]

what a stupid question to ask a doctor

[RAWSDdeano]

lol love the new zealand accent at the end

[sallyandelle]

sean doesn't have a new zealand accent..??

[RAWSDdeano]

it did the way he said 'are u an idiot?'

[sallyandelle]

it certainly isn't.

why would he have a new zealand accent now?

he has an american accent all through the series.

[nesten1]

i think it just sounds like it cuz he says it "faster "

[MrSupercoolio]

......no it doesnt

[Pitt74757879]

...............thats not sean

[Eluzara]

Of all the boyfriends Elliot had this was the one I hated. Seriously, the only one right for her (besides JD of course) was Shawn.

[rotinaj47]

I Hated Shawn. And Nurse Paul Flowers.

[XxXHissoriXxX]

this is the one i liked most

[sallyandelle]

you can dance your way there from old new zealand."

ROFL WTF

[iHeartKal]

i wonder what in the hell jd's inner monologue was right before he said that part abt dancing to NZ haha

[emtee]

he said "you're dangerously close to revealing that geography is your achilles heal,say something smart to regain credibility"

[laurentebbettsmusic]

I don't think that was the inner monologue for before the NZ part.

After he said 'you're dangerously close to revealing that geography is your achilles heal...', he said something random about the nervous system to make him look smart.

[llamachang]

LOL, I wish I lived in Old Zealand instead of New Zealand, pfft what a bust.

[wardster10]

lol

[DeathGodRiku]

"Are you an idiot?"