wow. i watched this whole game. and guess how i found out such a flippin awesome game? by watching Hetalia parodies. yep. there happened to be a video of russia talking with GLaDos's voice. :D
Okay granted I've never played Half Life 2 (or 1 for that matter) but I don't see the connection between the two games (except that they're made by the same company).
If you were to wait long enough on that final menu, the screen would have panned to the right and you would see -gasp- your bestest buddy, the COMPANION CUBE. Yay!
That was one of the best walkthroughs I've ever watched. Seriously, I think I'll never play that game just because it'd feel boring without your comments! And wheeeeeeee for the cake! ^^
When the purple ball thing, wait, no th- i dont know, i dont have portal but the one that tells you the recipie besides for all the deadly stuff you should try to make the cake in real life!
plus the part i love the most about your videos is your so funny you get all good comments and you reply to them all and if theres one bad comment then every person on here thumbs down it XD
I liked the walkthrough a lot. I watched all 11 straight through (showing my lack of life) and I really enjoyed your comments. And bonus points for Shinedown. YAAAAY CAKE!
@mrslovvet game is slightly over 1gb and playable on a simple computer, played it on my laptop and it took one night and the next afternoon to complete
to the OP, in the credits it says the song was 'all audio' or sumthing like that, so does that mean its generated by software? if so then thats awesome
I sang this at my mom's brother's girlfriends' friends' cousin's birthday. And. . . Uh-oh! I think they found me! NO! NO! DON'T RIP MY STOMACH OUT!!! I NEED THAT TO EAT CAKE!!! THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE!!! *dies*
YAY i got bored and i already beat the game so i wanted to play it again but its kinda lost so i watched a tour and i have to say:HUGE SUCCESS that was so cool i faved it cuz the song and i was eating cake on part 10 lol well good luck and MAY THE CAKE BE WITH YOU. amen
well i carn't sing but i am a grade 7 musician so you obivously are quite good. oh and i am now stuck on getting the final pod into the furnace at the final boss :(
Your singing and your commentary are both great. I'm being so sincere right now. I laughed really hard listening to this (also, I love the song 'n' singin' to you! <3)
CAAAAKE! That, to me, is the best part of the whole game. The fact that Glados is so obsessed with cake and promises it at every turn... is just hilarious. Even when she was gonna send you into the fire pit and you escaped... she offers cake as a peace offering. How awesome is that?!
You sounded great singing with GlaDOS. :3 Nice walkthrough~ It really helped me.
TheCrazedSkittles 6 months ago
Good stuff!
DarkxideX 6 months ago
I think I'm in love with you for doing this. Best. Walkthrough. EVAR.
GrapeKioshi 8 months ago
D'aw thanks. :D
DarkxideX 8 months ago
In Soviet Russia the cake is true.
iJamwich 8 months ago 3
And yet the previous sentence is false. D:
It is too cold in Russia to bake.
DarkxideX 8 months ago 9
@DarkxideX FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- THEY'VE BEEN LIEING TO ME
iJamwich 8 months ago
This very amusing walkthrough has earned you another subscriber. Oh, and cake. Can't forget about that. LOL.
NatsumeRyu 9 months ago
Nevar forget
DarkxideX 9 months ago
you kinda sound good singing with her :P You really are good at comedy and singing
XTheKillerMambaX 9 months ago 4
A deadly combination. ;D
DarkxideX 9 months ago 5
I finished this all in one sitting. That, within itself, is amazing... I'm not very dedicated... Except maybe to cake! :D
2HannahKate137 10 months ago
Dedicate life to cake = All Problems Solved
DarkxideX 10 months ago
EVAR. :D
Then there was a sequel, and that was best ever too.
Then everyone died.
DarkxideX 10 months ago
dude this was amazing i am going to buy the game cause of this!!!!!! also nice ending song man lol that was freakin awesome lol
jak2k3 10 months ago
Double good. :3
DarkxideX 10 months ago
Y-you're a comedy god AND you can sing!? oAo
FFFFFF- <3
musixgrl 10 months ago 4
Such is my power. ;3
DarkxideX 10 months ago
Love your videos. Thanks to you i got past a few portal levels i couldn't do because i'm a complete newb. :3 subbed
oFRoZENViPER 10 months ago
Glad to help. :D
DarkxideX 10 months ago
I would like to thanking you for helping me beat portal, and for introducing me to Sound of madness.
oddfroboy 10 months ago
On both counts, you are welcome.
DarkxideX 10 months ago
i love this song and your additions lol and may the cake be with you as well
DanaTwila 10 months ago
Always.
To the sequel and on.
DarkxideX 10 months ago
you have a good voice ^_^
pugsickles 11 months ago
Aw thank you. :3
DarkxideX 11 months ago
I must admit, I liked your Still Alive additions! :)
airbendingavatar1 11 months ago
That's good, because there's no way to remove em now. >:3
DarkxideX 11 months ago
this helped me through the whole game in 3 hours thanks man
toxinsimbiote21 11 months ago
No prob. :3
That is why I am here. :D
DarkxideX 11 months ago
Did u eat your cake. If not, may I have some?
aer351 11 months ago
Nom yes. :D
DarkxideX 11 months ago
Was I the only one to started to sing along?
OnsotineFilms 1 year ago 3
You'd be the second. :O
DarkxideX 1 year ago
@OnsotineFilms no i sang
99forestfire 11 months ago
Can somebody tell me what really happens if you agree to go into the fire pit? It's not like she didn't SAY she wasn't going to bake you.
MSxSlushi 1 year ago
You die. :o
DarkxideX 1 year ago
I enjoyt you :D
anime17love 1 year ago
This is good to hear. :D
DarkxideX 1 year ago
@DarkxideX isn't it! :D
anime17love 1 year ago
How awesome~ xD Your commentary is funny as hell x3 I always knew the cake wasn't a lie~ xP
xXxCaterynaxXx 1 year ago
Toldja. ;D
DarkxideX 1 year ago
What happens when you do go into the fire pit? Will we get cake O___O?
MSxSlushi 1 year ago
Ya damn right. ;D
DarkxideX 1 year ago
In love with this walkthrough, your comments and your singing! xD
ARKUENE 1 year ago
Splendid. :D
DarkxideX 1 year ago
I think I'm in love with you and your humor. These videos seriously made me laugh so hard. :)
faeriedust52 1 year ago 18
I am pleased. >3
DarkxideX 1 year ago
wow. i watched this whole game. and guess how i found out such a flippin awesome game? by watching Hetalia parodies. yep. there happened to be a video of russia talking with GLaDos's voice. :D
JCgurl201 1 year ago
That's how the world works. ;D XD
DarkxideX 1 year ago
will you share the cake?
stone0444 1 year ago
Hmm...
Nope. :|
DarkxideX 1 year ago
THERE WAS CAKE?
GhostofBigBoss 1 year ago
Surprise. :o
DarkxideX 1 year ago
im kinda scared of the cake
DeltaA118 1 year ago
We fear what we do not understand. :o
Listen to the recipe the blue orb lists off and all will become clear.
DarkxideX 1 year ago
Okay granted I've never played Half Life 2 (or 1 for that matter) but I don't see the connection between the two games (except that they're made by the same company).
Phanto5692 1 year ago
I have a hunch it will come to be. ;3
DarkxideX 1 year ago
the funny this is that my mom said "You want some cake? I just made it!" as you said "May the cake be with you!"
GameMaster957 1 year ago
Amen. :D
DarkxideX 1 year ago
"Except the ones who are dead; LIKE YOU."
You sir, just won the interwebs.
MiniChocolateTTown 1 year ago
How many? :O
DarkxideX 1 year ago
You sir, are inspiring. I thank you for making this. It has inspired me to create my own walkthrough. I really hope you will watch it.
darkoblivion231 1 year ago
We shall see indeed.
Glad to inspire. :D
DarkxideX 1 year ago
All GLaDos needed was SOME LOVE!
FatherAcid 1 year ago
I'd have loved her.
Digitally. :X
DarkxideX 1 year ago
@DarkxideX Haha, great walkthrough though. Gonna go watch the half-life one now.
FatherAcid 1 year ago
Thanks for the awesome guide, not to mention funny.
LLBoarding 1 year ago
You are welcome. :D
DarkxideX 1 year ago
If you were to wait long enough on that final menu, the screen would have panned to the right and you would see -gasp- your bestest buddy, the COMPANION CUBE. Yay!
RainingPeachRings 1 year ago
HE LIVES
DarkxideX 1 year ago
i would make love to gladus she has so beatiful voice and twisted mind :D
and thx for the guide its was very enjoyable and funny^^
bahamuteem 1 year ago
You sir are welcome. :D
DarkxideX 1 year ago
In Soviet Russia,
you kill Aperture Science
miesrah12 1 year ago
In Soviet Russia,
YOU are lie.
DarkxideX 1 year ago
@DarkxideX In Soviet Russia,
GLADoS is democratic
miesrah12 1 year ago
In Soviet Russia,
Portals enter YOU.
Wrap your head around that. :D
DarkxideX 1 year ago 31
@DarkxideX In Soviet Russia,
Concepts that defy logic warp around YOU. X)
snipersLock 9 months ago
@DarkxideX That... sounds horribly painful. Can you let me borrow a portal gun so I can try that?! :D (plz? I give you cake in return!)
DoroLover 8 months ago
GUESS WHAT?!?! I downloaded it. I followed your orders. be proud of me.
GrethnaAlosha 1 year ago
Good work, broseph. :D
DarkxideX 1 year ago
@DarkxideX i also downloaded that and the audio of this vid
can i haz a cookie
miesrah12 1 year ago
amazing walkthrough. amazing game! WOOT. so glad i sat through this and your vid commentaries were great!
thanks man ;)
sushisroxmysox 1 year ago
And thanks for watching. :D
DarkxideX 1 year ago
hey Darkxide the guys who made portal should change the end song to Shinedown-Sound of Madness.
TheQuick100 1 year ago
... that is the best suggestion I've ever heard.
DarkxideX 1 year ago
@DarkxideX really!?
TheQuick100 1 year ago
That was one of the best walkthroughs I've ever watched. Seriously, I think I'll never play that game just because it'd feel boring without your comments! And wheeeeeeee for the cake! ^^
Ugelybouwd 1 year ago
Oh you. ;3
DarkxideX 1 year ago
A moment of silence for the ones who died, Glados, the blue spy, the turrents, and the facility members
superblazingnova 1 year ago
Good night, sweet princes. :O
DarkxideX 1 year ago
@superblazingnova don't forget the heavy
allglorytohypnotoad1 1 year ago
YOU GET THE CAKE AT THE END!?! wooooo :D
yoyokittycatlol 1 year ago
Ya dayamn right. ;D
DarkxideX 1 year ago
hehehehe
nice video
thanks for all
you are the hero!!
n_n
metalbaldur 1 year ago
Yaaaay me. :D
DarkxideX 1 year ago
@DarkxideX
cool.... thanks for all
some day we most play "Baldur `s Gate"
n.n
metalbaldur 1 year ago
"With a Crow Bar....
Oh wait thats Half Life "
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
JustOneMoreHero 1 year ago
Well it could be.
DarkxideX 1 year ago
That poor compassion cube is so lonely now. =(!
KawaiiiNekoChan 1 year ago
It has the scary orbs as friends. :O
DarkxideX 1 year ago
Its true! =D
secretbloxer 1 year ago
@DarkxideX i think her "freinds" turned her to a homicidal maniac.
*GASP* OF COURSE! if they did that to Freddie and Jason then the same to GLADoS! I GET IT! the orbs are frikin Communists
miesrah12 1 year ago
"This is the catchiest song you've ever heard"
Yes, yes it is. XD
"Download it."
ALREADY DID!!! HAHAHA.....urg
AkatsukiWolf123 2 years ago
Bwah. XD
DarkxideX 2 years ago
my birthday is comming up, can i have that cake
miesrah12 2 years ago
They ated it already. :(
DarkxideX 2 years ago
Damn! i'll just buy one from path-mart
miesrah12 2 years ago
My birthday is March 8
Really close.
I'm going to ask for this for my birthday.
arios54 2 years ago
They should somehow prepare a cake around the case for the game.
Then you eat it.
And then it's not a lie. :D
DarkxideX 2 years ago
When the purple ball thing, wait, no th- i dont know, i dont have portal but the one that tells you the recipie besides for all the deadly stuff you should try to make the cake in real life!
plus the part i love the most about your videos is your so funny you get all good comments and you reply to them all and if theres one bad comment then every person on here thumbs down it XD
secretbloxer 1 year ago
I liked the walkthrough a lot. I watched all 11 straight through (showing my lack of life) and I really enjoyed your comments. And bonus points for Shinedown. YAAAAY CAKE!
wordpiano 2 years ago 3
NOM
DarkxideX 2 years ago
i know people will think im a fail but where can i get this game?
pokemonguys 2 years ago 2
Meh. Saright.
COUPLE OF OPTIONS!
1) It is available in a package called "The Orange Box" including TF2 and soforth on XBox360 if I am right.
2) Steam for PC. Downloadable game client, games downloadable through steam, easy get.
I prefer PC for my FPS. :D
DarkxideX 2 years ago
you get a much better deal for the orange box, portal, half life 2 + episodes and team fortress, i got it for £12 PRE-OWNED LOL
falconpunch10 2 years ago
Woah, seriously? Hardcore!
Although I still find FPS belongs on PC for me. I can't aim on consoles. /awesomeface
DarkxideX 2 years ago
This song actually made me cry when I played this. no joke.
stickmanpictures01 2 years ago
That's either sweet or creepy. :D
DarkxideX 2 years ago
may the cake be with you?? you really can be a comedian
powermatrix94 2 years ago 27
Unintentional.
DarkxideX 2 years ago
Best. game. ever. Too bad I don't have an Xbox or Playstation, and my computer can't handle such a game.
mrslovvet 2 years ago 24
One day perhaps.
DarkxideX 2 years ago
@mrslovvet you'd be surprised.
kn100kn100 1 year ago
@mrslovvet game is slightly over 1gb and playable on a simple computer, played it on my laptop and it took one night and the next afternoon to complete
to the OP, in the credits it says the song was 'all audio' or sumthing like that, so does that mean its generated by software? if so then thats awesome
game 10/10
baby turrent: "I don't blame you" XD
LAHrebirth 1 year ago
@LAHrebirth Since my comment, I played the game :D
mrslovvet 1 year ago
dude u should be a comediam!
Bitteryo 2 years ago 2
Perhaps.
DarkxideX 2 years ago
russian commie ways!!!! lol
Bitteryo 2 years ago 2
You should do more duets with GlaDos
powerown64 2 years ago
The future perhaps. :D
DarkxideX 2 years ago
you are funny. i watched all the stuff. i like the game, but can't play it because i will get nightmare, even though it isnt really a scary game.
EmmyKat22 2 years ago
Well, it's a scary concept.
DarkxideX 2 years ago
@EmmyKat22
You should play 7 days A skeptic.
O.O Holy shit.
Scary as Fuckbags.
BAGS OF FUCK>
viccymiccyjo 2 years ago 3
WHY???? WHY DID THE CAKE LIE TO US????
thepieisafake 2 years ago
Such is the fate of men. :o
DarkxideX 2 years ago
Great Walkthough :D watched the whole thing, just to watch you play the game, :3
MrGameAndWatch00000 2 years ago
Well thankye. ;D
DarkxideX 2 years ago
haha no thank you
MrGameAndWatch00000 2 years ago
Lol, sing this at a funeral. You become the most hated person on earth.
445cojosao 2 years ago 3
BWAH
DarkxideX 2 years ago
I sang this at my mom's brother's girlfriends' friends' cousin's birthday. And. . . Uh-oh! I think they found me! NO! NO! DON'T RIP MY STOMACH OUT!!! I NEED THAT TO EAT CAKE!!! THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE!!! *dies*
LOL, famous last words :D
Joshua5003 2 years ago
glados is actualy kinda pretty when she sings o.o odd because shes a homocidal bitch but meh, so was every other female AI in every game ever.
oromaaka3 2 years ago
Sexy computer voice on checklist. ;D
DarkxideX 2 years ago
lol yeah
oromaaka3 2 years ago
...the CAKE! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE LOST THAT CAKE! D:
...now, excuse-me, I'm going to eat a piece of real-cake.
By the way, great walkthrough!
SylarKlown 2 years ago
I just ate real cake a while ago. :3
DarkxideX 2 years ago
*takes* lol no cake for you!
oromaaka3 2 years ago
YAY i got bored and i already beat the game so i wanted to play it again but its kinda lost so i watched a tour and i have to say:HUGE SUCCESS that was so cool i faved it cuz the song and i was eating cake on part 10 lol well good luck and MAY THE CAKE BE WITH YOU. amen
megatobybobby 2 years ago
-nod-
DarkxideX 2 years ago
i wonder what happened if we just had gone to the "party" :P
i got the cake im so happy =D
*munch* its delicious*munch* *munch*
out of cake NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kidding :P
great walktrough
=)
KingFlipX 2 years ago 2
I bet it wouldn't be that exciting. D: XD
DarkxideX 2 years ago
With a crow Bar! I'm favroting this video just because of the song. Good luck in the future DarkxideX. And may the cake, be with you. Amen.
Airtamis 2 years ago 2
I should've put the ending to Star Wars at the end.
DarkxideX 2 years ago
your acctually not bad at singing when you sing along???
Simo2009BORO 2 years ago 3
I'm not in choir for my dashing good looks alone. ;D
DarkxideX 2 years ago
well i carn't sing but i am a grade 7 musician so you obivously are quite good. oh and i am now stuck on getting the final pod into the furnace at the final boss :(
Simo2009BORO 2 years ago
It takes a couple tries.
DarkxideX 2 years ago
om nom nom
Darkstar6545 2 years ago 2
NOMNOM
DarkxideX 2 years ago
I love this song =^.^=
*Luna☼
kira102332 2 years ago
As many do. ;D
DarkxideX 2 years ago
who doesnt?
pokerbuddy6 2 years ago
CAKEZZZZZ
pokerbuddy6 2 years ago
NOM
DarkxideX 2 years ago
NOM NOMZ
pokerbuddy6 2 years ago
best song everrrrrzzz
pimpmypanzer 2 years ago
I know. ;D
DarkxideX 2 years ago
just beat the game, thanks for the walk throughs, really enjoyed them :D ill be back..with CAKE
kingofwar2469 2 years ago
Nope, I'll have ated it. :o
DarkxideX 2 years ago
omg outside, cliffhanger. possible portal 2 :D
gutsydudeofsteam 2 years ago
G-MAN = ULTIMATE VILLAIN.
DarkxideX 2 years ago
Your singing and your commentary are both great. I'm being so sincere right now. I laughed really hard listening to this (also, I love the song 'n' singin' to you! <3)
DollSally 2 years ago
Heh. Good stuff. :D
DarkxideX 2 years ago
CAAAAKE! That, to me, is the best part of the whole game. The fact that Glados is so obsessed with cake and promises it at every turn... is just hilarious. Even when she was gonna send you into the fire pit and you escaped... she offers cake as a peace offering. How awesome is that?!
mylovelydame21 2 years ago
Level 81 awesome beam. D:
DarkxideX 2 years ago
I WANT THE CAKE!!!!
pokerbuddy6 2 years ago