Cats teeth make this scene. Best scifi series ever. Never ever got bored with one single episode. Except the comeback episode they did, that was wierd.
"We Vindaloovian people despise all humans, they are the vermin of the universe. Is that not right Bindy Buck" "Yeah, we hate them. Scum scum scum scum scum."
No, this one wasn't Terrorform. Terrorform is when you meet the female simulant and Rimmer flies off in the escape pod. This is when they gun down the simulant ship and they transfer a virus onto the ship's Navicomp, cba to explain the rest. xD
@PsychoticVeggie666 Actually, that's the episode Rimmerworld you're thinking of. Terroform is the one where they go to a planet where different aspects of Rimmer's personality are personified.
What was the name of that episode did KRYTEN get trapped in a wreck to where he couldnt move and the communications was out-So he had to take off his hand,and use 1 of his eyes and make *HANDY-BOT(a Tribute to the THING from The ADDAMS FAMILY=)...) so that it could return to the crew? Can somebody upload that MISSING episode?
That could have worked if they said they had a human onboard which is going to be public executed for entertanment (or somthing like that) and he might not have beamd on star bug.
I am tar kadal, the Ambassidor of the great vindaloovian empire! all the way from the sea of chilly sauce to the land of the popadoms. [sticks out tounge]
here let me discribe it for you, red dwarf usa is the most painful,nausiating piece of complite crap, if you ever get stuck with the choice of watching every star trek episode made by 40+ amatures with hand made props and uniforms, with a hand held camera in their mothers house ever made or the pilot episode of red dwarf usa, SWAllOW YOUR OWN TOUNGE AND CHOKE TO DEATH IMMEDEATLY!! even the cia stopped using the pilot to interrogate terror suspects, they couldn`t stand the screams!
THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE
I watched the pilot episode and god they couldn't of been serious making that version, it's fucking the worst....
Alot of americans like good comedy, but about twice as many like crap..
You dont see to many low budget cult styled comedies in the states compared to back in Europe.. Like look at Red dwarf, Father ted, Black books and so forth.. They're all classics, Americans put money into comedy we put a script..
Fantastic way to fool the enemy only Lister could come up with a plan like this and a cracking plan at that RED DWARF RULES Lets all rise up and send message's to Doug and Grant and ask to make another series the dwarf uprise starts here
Who also tried this at home?!
Sharx64 1 day ago
4 people are xenophobic-genocidal maniacs not to love this show
lieod 4 weeks ago
4 People are actually vindaloovians and found this offensive.
HiveZerg 2 months ago
Kryton says those aliens despise all humanoid life... and yet they themselves r humanoid! Error?
WolfieMcMuffin 4 months ago
@WolfieMcMuffin Probably lack of budget :) But not a paradox, see Hitler for example.
ploavit 4 months ago
@WolfieMcMuffin Nope. Simulants were built by humans, and so the despise is spite.
ZeldaTheSwordsman 1 month ago
This was stolen from the Mcewans lager chin heads advert of the 80's though this is better.
meangene408 5 months ago
So me and my sister MAY have tried this.
paranoidandroidRH 5 months ago
Kryten putting his eyes back in and then the shocked look....beautifully subtle
Googlystube 6 months ago
Hold 5 foe Tarkadol's Facebook Picture
Zealot1123 7 months ago
Funny, but the loud laughs are really annoying
bennytheblanco 7 months ago
I love Kryten's reaction when he puts his eyes back in xD
DDay12G 7 months ago in playlist Red Dwarf
"Who's the least human looking?.... Lister the mic's all yours!"
TheSamMarsden 8 months ago
The Legends of King Arthur.
redplague 8 months ago
at 4:46 of Lady Gaga's Born this way she's totally dressed like Tarka Dal!
valjean76 9 months ago
@valjean76 I thought that! Scandal.
cuppateaaa 7 months ago
AWESOME!!
mrpuntrd1980 9 months ago
4 people are simulants lol
bluejeckett 10 months ago
Watch the Lady GaGa video Born This Way. I'm telling you, the BBC should sue for plagiarism.
AlexH84 11 months ago
@AlexH84 I KNOWWWW. i looked for this video to point out the exact thing.
lady gaga is a vindaloovian!!!
i saw that video and was like OMG red dwarf moment :]
you legenddd.
xoRosiePosie92xo 10 months ago
The Original Chin Man lol
1ironside 11 months ago
Someone should make a series on youtube of the Vindaloovians
mortlockroo 1 year ago 3
imagine this. simulants spot red dwarf going past.
simulant captain: look at the size of that vessel!!!
phantomhurricane666 1 year ago
BSC & SSC
i didnt come here looking for trouble im just here to do the red dwarf shuffle
oligasboy 1 year ago
Iv got every episode of Red Dwarf on dvd and when im bored I come on here to watch clips haha
Dhammond5 1 year ago
I do this whenever I skype with my dad :)
Bladerunner93 1 year ago
I love how this clip has 2 or 3 clear moments where Craig Charles is trying so hard not to laugh!! XD
petertrickaz 1 year ago
4 Simuliants disliked this
BloodReaperZ 1 year ago
This is one of my favorite scenes.
It's the funniset ever! Is that not right Bindy-Badgey?!
BigSteve300 1 year ago
I am takka dahl ... love red dwarf xD
ShadaMare1 1 year ago
stop at 1:27 its the best bit !!
movielife126 1 year ago
Tarkadoll
TheReddwarff100 1 year ago
RED DWARF NO.1!!!
NZCUB3R 1 year ago
Cats teeth make this scene. Best scifi series ever. Never ever got bored with one single episode. Except the comeback episode they did, that was wierd.
E4Z1E 1 year ago 7
LMAO!
Absoulty love red dwarf.
Comedy brilliance!
bexb1002 1 year ago
Is that not right, Binni Bazi?!
Drez26 1 year ago
@Drez26 ...It's Bhindi Bhaji.
vmistry94 1 year ago
1: 47. hahahaha kryten's expression.
phantomhurricane666 1 year ago 2
"We Vindaloovian people despise all humans, they are the vermin of the universe. Is that not right Bindy Buck" "Yeah, we hate them. Scum scum scum scum scum."
Shade1091 1 year ago
one of my fav clips off red dwarf
DevilDuck6661 1 year ago
LMFAO Why did i not know about this show?
drpeppa2357 1 year ago
@drpeppa2357
It,s never too late to become a dwarfer.
TheReddwarff100 1 year ago
fucking brilliant
feaky44 1 year ago
lol
Crozersiscool 1 year ago
licks the eye ball :D
dino88cro 1 year ago
Aliens named after an Indian curry...so multicultural without being horribly pretentious. Lister is the man.
surfer53 1 year ago 2
Whoever wrote this deserves an award. Bloody brilliant!
spacecowboy5000 1 year ago
one of the best scenes BINDY BATTI
1Blackhood 1 year ago
when Lister licks his eye ball i almost died laughing
MikeMJPMUNCH 1 year ago
No, this one wasn't Terrorform. Terrorform is when you meet the female simulant and Rimmer flies off in the escape pod. This is when they gun down the simulant ship and they transfer a virus onto the ship's Navicomp, cba to explain the rest. xD
I'm such a smeghead ^_^
PsychoticVeggie666 1 year ago
@PsychoticVeggie666 Actually, that's the episode Rimmerworld you're thinking of. Terroform is the one where they go to a planet where different aspects of Rimmer's personality are personified.
firedrake300 1 year ago
@firedrake300 Ah yeah I remember now :P
PsychoticVeggie666 1 year ago
The episode is called "gunmen of the apocalypse"
cartoonman1 1 year ago
kryten's face when he realises they've been found out. LMAO!!!!!
phantomhurricane666 1 year ago
Rimmer can NEVER get the directives right, can he?
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hinageshi100 1 year ago
What was the name of that episode did KRYTEN get trapped in a wreck to where he couldnt move and the communications was out-So he had to take off his hand,and use 1 of his eyes and make *HANDY-BOT(a Tribute to the THING from The ADDAMS FAMILY=)...) so that it could return to the crew? Can somebody upload that MISSING episode?
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@OLDSCHOOLHHSEX
TERRORFORM! Season 5 episode 3. One of my favorites. If you dig hard enough you can find it on youtube.
ordinanceguard 1 year ago 2
@OLDSCHOOLHHSEX just looked Season 5 Terrorform. man that episode is hillarious i love it when kat and Dave are talking via the computer
Katzykamehameha 1 year ago
@OLDSCHOOLHHSEX
The name of the episode is Terrorform
jvfass 1 year ago
LMAO @ VINDALOOVIANS thats frickin epic lol!!!!!!!!
naughtyboymessiah 1 year ago
vindaloovians :D
carnagereputation 1 year ago
Funniest show ever.
I never get tired of Red Dwarf.
Sinopa9 2 years ago 107
@Sinopa9 Yeah I must of watched each epidose at least 10 times and it never stops being funny
TheARMAProductions 2 weeks ago
vindaloovians
SpookyWho 2 years ago 4
CBBC copied this.
Damn you CBBC
Madgefilmsinc2 2 years ago 8
CBBC rip everything off. But who cares, no one watches them.
No one on BBC is as awesome as Red Dwarf. Can't wait for the new series. :)
TheAutoReviewer 2 years ago 4
OMG this is a hoot, soo funey love it
starfish50 2 years ago 4
"The Vindaloovian Empire has pledged to exterminate them all!"
(Licks eyeball)
Red Dwarf is the best!
creekstar7 2 years ago 21
i lick it when lister licks the eye LOL
Lodgehart 2 years ago 6
"They beleive you to be the vermin of the universe"
"I didn't even know they'd met him!"
Lol! Red Dwarf had some of the best lines ever.
BlaiddDrwg2009 2 years ago 6
Love it! :)
MissSeraphina 2 years ago
lol bindibhagy, this is prob oe of th funniest moments ever on red dwarf lol
11Cotton11Mouth11 2 years ago 8
I love the way Lister delivers the 'The Vindaloovian empire is pledged to exterminate them all!' line lol
HITpadawan 2 years ago 5
That could have worked if they said they had a human onboard which is going to be public executed for entertanment (or somthing like that) and he might not have beamd on star bug.
Bikutolu 2 years ago 3
I dooooon't think they're that smart. :P
Nakitacat 2 years ago
Yes - but you have no bloody story then...
qwertdr 2 years ago
I never said should have done that, i said the Coulde have done it
Bikutolu 2 years ago
I do know what you said. Read this sentence then:
They could have done that, but they'd have no story then.
It works and makes perfect sense.
qwertdr 2 years ago
lol
JAMESLCLARK76 2 years ago
god i love this episode, you gotta love lister.
stebsie 2 years ago
Yeah this is my favourite episode, lister is awesome.
stebsie 2 years ago
This part and the western homage were some of the best momements in the series, I crack up every time I see it.
AutobotBurnout 2 years ago
LOL! bit with the tonuge has me cracking up every time :)
RyeHarker 2 years ago 99
@RyeHarker
Me too.
Rayzorsharp24 1 year ago
Why is a plastic eyeball glued to a chin so funny? It shouldn't be, but it is.
And yes, Rimmer, the last thing you want to be is embarrassed when you're faced with a xenophobic, genocidal maniac.
freakymarie 2 years ago 4
Vindaloovian Empire ???? , i swear , Lister is a GENIUS !!!!! , is there anything that Guy cant think up ???? !!!!! .
Jason .
doctorwhoone 2 years ago 5
"I...am Tarka Dhall.."
Terradreamer 2 years ago 8
haha "No Offence" lol
red dwarf cant be beaten
Pellark 2 years ago 4
absolutely brilliant. One of my favourite scenes!!! XD Always gets me laughing my arse off!
NikiPaprika 2 years ago 3
love kryten's reaction when he puts his eyes back in
thejoshter1 2 years ago 5
Red dwarf Is amazing, best show ever
SweetPickleX 2 years ago 4
Red Dwarf is my favourite tv series ever; i think this is my faviouite eposide of all time
02Tony 2 years ago 7
this just has to be paused at 1:27 lmfao brilliant! april 10th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SuicidleLemming 2 years ago
wow! you're right!
Mugghole 2 years ago
The only time chins will ever be funny ^_^
meercat101 2 years ago 3
brilliance :')
tonisaparasite 2 years ago
LMAO personally this is my favourite scene from red dwarf of all time.
Herworth92 2 years ago 3
LOL AWESOME
1ironside 3 years ago
red dwarf is excellent. the vindaloovian scene has to be the best out of the episode
shred194 3 years ago 3
is there a website ican watch this episode on and what is it called
nakamurafanman 3 years ago
This episode is called 'Gunmen of the Apolocypse' and it is in season 6. imho it is one of the best episodes ever made.
braindigitalis 3 years ago 2
"...in front of a xenophobic genocidal maniac. No offense, eh?"
ROFLMAO.
PaxInvictis 3 years ago
I am tar kadal, the Ambassidor of the great vindaloovian empire! all the way from the sea of chilly sauce to the land of the popadoms. [sticks out tounge]
kingkong234jury1 3 years ago 3
here let me discribe it for you, red dwarf usa is the most painful,nausiating piece of complite crap, if you ever get stuck with the choice of watching every star trek episode made by 40+ amatures with hand made props and uniforms, with a hand held camera in their mothers house ever made or the pilot episode of red dwarf usa, SWAllOW YOUR OWN TOUNGE AND CHOKE TO DEATH IMMEDEATLY!! even the cia stopped using the pilot to interrogate terror suspects, they couldn`t stand the screams!
thanqualhighseer 3 years ago 5
he ain't lying.
angagaur 3 years ago 5
I just love this shit. And that tounge thing, so funny!
AdrianHZ7 3 years ago 4
Omg i love this bit! its one of my fave bits!!. BRING BK RED DWARF, i dont care if there all old just..BRING THEM BK!!
Nat7xx 3 years ago 6
it is coming back in the form of a christmas special next year!
SaitanMar 3 years ago
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SkeletonInABanana2 3 years ago
it's the bloke that plays cassandra father in Only Fools and Horses.
markhorneyuk 3 years ago
BRING BACK RED DWARF
and ban people who just repeat the line in comments!
UncleKennybobs 3 years ago 8
THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE THE LINE
...sorry. Couldn't help myself. :)
Callatrixx 3 years ago 10
GREAT!!!!
Randomizfun 3 years ago 4
"the vindaloo empire has PLEDGED to exterminate them all!"
*sticks out tounge*
lmao, classic
EvilGerbil253666 3 years ago 10
How did that typo get in " Know"?
hagvcutadfu 3 years ago 2
I don't known why the Americans' made their own version of this show? They are useless when it comes to anything.
Why could they just not import the original.
Silly mixed-up nation.
hagvcutadfu 3 years ago 8
Are you serious i didn't even know there was an american version of Red Dwarf...
I have to see how shit it is,.,.,.
nitrobyname 3 years ago
because americans don't get comedy, they used a well built chizzle jaw'd jock to play lister! so the slob gags dont even make sense!
chopshop85 3 years ago 7
I watched the pilot episode and god they couldn't of been serious making that version, it's fucking the worst....
Alot of americans like good comedy, but about twice as many like crap..
You dont see to many low budget cult styled comedies in the states compared to back in Europe.. Like look at Red dwarf, Father ted, Black books and so forth.. They're all classics, Americans put money into comedy we put a script..
nitrobyname 3 years ago 8
HA, Krytens face at 1.47!!!
1Caasss 3 years ago 6
"One of us is going to have to speak to them....whos the least human looking???.......Listy the mics all yours!"
kyak11 3 years ago 13
This is one of my favourite all time scenes!
SlayerOfChipmunks 3 years ago 5
an awesome scene
red dwarf is simply the best programme that was ever on TV
redwarf123 3 years ago 9
ROFLMAO!!!
Drez26 3 years ago
isnt that right bindy batty rofl!!!
motohello07 3 years ago
Bhindi Bhagi.
tabbyaboutroots 3 years ago 3
Only Rimmer could hold something similiar to a marital argument when he's about to be destroyed...
freakymarie 3 years ago 4
this is somevery funny shit lol
russell451 3 years ago
Brilliant
Primeboy01 4 years ago
rofl one of my fave episodes
rattis1 4 years ago 2
Is that not right, Bindy Bodgy?
nutherefurlong 4 years ago
You mean bhindi bhaji: Indian food name. And yeah, it was funny.
CountTentacula 4 years ago 3
Oh, I always thought it was nonsense :) Thanks for that :)
nutherefurlong 4 years ago
Think nothing of it, friend.
CountTentacula 4 years ago
lister may be dumb at time, buts he's a smegging einstein at times
fredthemighty 4 years ago 3
If it could involve curry or lager in any way, he'll get it XD
freakymarie 3 years ago
Long live the Great Vindaloovian Empire !
A Sci-fi sitcom?! I gotta watch BBC more often! :D
MAZZ0Murder 4 years ago 5
Fantastic, 5 stars
SilverShadow1955 4 years ago 2
Long live the Great Vindaloovian Empire ! [ even if they are just a bunch of Chins ! ] .
Cheers , Jason [ Doctor Who One ]
doctorwhoone 4 years ago 4
1 of the best series
Louise15Brett 4 years ago 2
Favouritt clip from red dwarf ever
Picori13 4 years ago 2
no offense.
Oh Rimmer. ^_^
HellecticMojo 4 years ago 3
hahahah!
mjufpn 4 years ago 2
Krytan (to lister):"they belive you to be the vermin of the universe sir" Cat: "I didnt even know they met him!" lol!
kcorym 4 years ago 4
congrats, this is the 100th video on my faourites
billyshoepack 4 years ago 3
Fantastic way to fool the enemy only Lister could come up with a plan like this and a cracking plan at that RED DWARF RULES Lets all rise up and send message's to Doug and Grant and ask to make another series the dwarf uprise starts here
crimsondragon555 4 years ago 14
love this episode makes me laff everytime
dannnytheman123 4 years ago 3
What episode is this part of again?
TheScaryMuffin 4 years ago 3
Gunmen of the Apocalypse
AdamLakeman 4 years ago 2
*pfft* *pfft* - Heh!
mjsumner 4 years ago
omg funniest shit ever
Obeliskstudios 4 years ago