One day mario woke up and decided to take a shit because hey he's mario

[UMadEvans]

i like the 5 second silence at the end, it just soaks the story in

[JohnGuyProductions]

O GOD XD!

[momoandmiz]

WANG SLAPPING EVERYWHERE

[DGibson1993]

~xxx lik dis if u cry evertime xxx~

[nuclearblast91]

that was magical

[zomgrolfcopter]

I.. can't.. breathe

[snicket229]

i lOVE tHE STORY ITS SO INSPIred

[TerriblyImpolite]

People usually complain about about someone pissing in their breakfast cereal, but not scat-fetish Mario.

[jfig111]

how did i end up here?

[BasicEvil18]

... The fuck?

[Klokinator]

Am I the only person who thought the dude playing the game was pretty fucking good?

[Quate32]

@Klokinator yes, because he wasn't

[o0LunaticAsylum0o]

what...?

[00000000000000000810]

whyboner

[MrThtguyoverthere]

Where did you find this?

[turtlliwdnifuoyehthr]

i threw up

[emoshady95]

I cant download this with youtube downloader because it's "restricted" :(

[crystalmoon116]

Me during the whole duration of the video: O.O

[emoshady95]

I have found my new favorite song..

[AlexLloydPowell]

I was eating chocolate ice cream

...thanks

[thedudethatrocked]

i have the wierdest boner right now.

[Beavisfan23]

teh end

[John9450]

I had it on mute. What'd I miss?

[MobileThinker]

why must you kill my childhood? that was fucking awesome and horrible at the same time!! lol

[PokeGeek19]

69 people aren't high right now and can see how wtf this is >.<

[Manfred60100]

Diablo3.avi

[NitrosPlease]

Well.. This is quite disturbing..

[iHostMw2PS3CL]

im scared for me life now

[thunderhogTH]

>he took out his wiener and peed into his cheerios

...What?

Dear god...i can never look at cheerios the same again...

[ClownVonDavid]

wat

[shizennoshi]

whatthefuckamilisteningto...

[ZebraGleek]

might i ask WTF were you high when you wrote this ? its fucking different and somewhat funnny

[Lavitage]

@ZebraGleek I didn't write it, a guy named Potty Time did

[ZebraGleek]

@Lavitage Well Props to u for makin a video :)

[bleachpwnsXD]

@Lavitage Actually it was made by a guy called Cybershell13, he does Let's Plays (or at least he used to) and he's awesome :)

[EIA345342]

the fuck?

[TheBeamer1997]

:| I'm ok with this

[GRIEF1712]

i can fap to this

[JohnEngRundlow]

this is the best story ever

[HyperDarkmoon]

gotta have my bowl

gotta have cereal

[CompaBig]

jajajajajajaja

[Hunkerbunker346]

this is a good bedtime story for the kids

[memyselfdinges]

''The weirdest boner right now.''

[2ane]

then what happend?

[Kadeemspade]

THIS is the GAYEST shit, I have ever heard in my WHOLE entire life LOL

[Lavitage]

@Kadeemspade You commented on this video like a year ago dude.

[Bonerfiesta]

The greatest opening line of all time.

[Chamillionare64]

This would win so many Oscars.

[CommanderPayne]

hahahah poooo xxxxxddddd

[divinewaltz]

watch?v=Zcpae5J3x-w

[theorangechao200tv]

My Brain Is Full Of Fuck

[Mullenfreek]

For you who don't know, this is Cybershell, one of my favorite lets players around.

[Midolf]

what.wav

[thepvpandpveguy]

just wow xD

[tyforet]

pee in yoshi

[mrcow94]

how the hell did you come up with this "shit" its one of the funniest things ive ever heard xD

[omg937]

you didnt get one dragon coin

[40PoundBaby]

WHY DO I TORTURE MYSELF, I SAW THE THE NAME OF THIS VIDEO AND I CLICKED ANYWAY!

[MikeyGuitar09]

lolled @ pee on cheerios

[mudkiprules4]

Close your eyes and imagine this :D

[hmfarm]

...An apple and hot wheels car?

[RenoDantres]

My mind just exploded. O_O

[hamstereater]

lol'd @ 2 incher

[draconic33]

Why u do this to Yoshi.

[Tezuka101]

AN APPLE AND A HOT WHEELS CAR.

[MiRyRE]

What.

[orgixvi3]

I suddenly and violently want to commit suicide...

[RazortheBlade]

Is that Cybershell?

[llKirbyXll]

WHAT THE SHIT?!?!O_o

[nullins]

Yoshi is female though..

[tyler7681]

what the fuck

[skoobydoo02]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

[Xen1aserman]

why am i hard

[akspa420]

I'm pretty sure this was read on the Distorted View podcast, possibly earlier this year...

[chaserthewolf]

....LMAO

[HatredEternal]

My.....God

Its beautiful

[lolitrolu]

i completely lost it when he said an apple and a hotwheels car.

[TheDoomWarrior]

WHY.jpg

[SmarmyBrit]

Best thing to micspam in TF2 ever.

[Warborn666]

Oh god no...

[MrShotgunJake]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[chosentonessournotes]

I think the funniest part of this video is the fact that someone is casually playing Super Mario World in the background. Subtle genius!

[Kolbatsu]

why does Yoshi have a shit fetish???? I bet he was the only person who wacked off to 2 girls 1 cup. Also that was the most heinous fanfic ever

[chosentonessournotes]

@Kolbatsu Obviously you've never read Cloud Mows The Lawn.

[Kolbatsu]

@chosentonessournotes I've read that horrible thing. And that was tamed compared to this. Seriously this disgusting shit would've never happen if Mario, used the toilet.

[SatanistHobo]

Best micspam ever

[rony931]

I will never play a mario game in innocent fun again. This is what I will remember, this particular thing...that and the mario fantasy craigslist thing

[LinkHeroOfTime64]

Best story since Lord of the Rings

[AetherSingularity]

Mario shitting down Yoshis mouth is not good imagery

[Viscupelo]

Stunning. Simply stunning. Truly, one of the greatest pieces of literature of our time.

[advance600]

What is this, I don't even...

[agoodmanydeadfolk]

I love you

[teckwerks]

You can hear multiple times in the reading that he wanted to bust out laughing.

[DerpWorms]

Glorious.

[QuiteRIy]

Why is this getting me hard?

[NerfenLied]

What the fuck am I hearing?

[Yubera2K10]

I sell propane

[Darkfirelol1019]

aM i THE only one getting hard?

[ScaniaChan]

@Darkfirelol1019 No. No, you are not.

[yackemflamber]

@Darkfirelol1019 yeah kinda, i'd keep that a secret though

[madsli]

What?

[CuraSB]

God damnit, /v/

[Skynamo]

hehe, heard this when someone played it over l4d mic. if there is some hidden genius behind this, i dont know what it is.

[dryce]

Dino wiener...awesome

[dudelewis100]

Freakin hilarious

[AgentMidnight]

Just the fact that he reads this entire thing without laughing, and that its so... unexpected, this is the funniest video i have ever seen. I can't remember the last time I cried tears of laughter.

[MajinCamilo]

oh gawd why did I listen to the whole thing.

[Demonsith12345]

Homer is rolling in his grave, frustrated by the fact that he has finally been out done in the art of literature and epic poetry by the brilliant gentleman who put this deep exploration of the human condition into video format. Bravo!

[ILiekT0ast]

that was amazing

[warvad]

oh god best fanfic ever

[crazyturtlevideos]

This proves that videogames are art.

[JellyDehli]

Fap

[TheWinterbringer]

Best fanfic ever

[T0mm3n]

i barfd

[Goodwrench12345]

Going to micspam now.

[orangeluva56]

what is this i dont even

[BonzoDerClown]

whoever did this seriously needs to voice the second part too XD

[BonzoDerClown]

nevermind, i already found it

[DarthTirith]

WAT

[scourge14]

What is this I don't even

[Freecell82]

Totally ripping this and converting to wav so I can play with it with HLSS.

[CapnLexCrunch]

@Freecell82

I am OP

[FeixMan]

dito

[shadow7fangs]

can i download the audio file of this without using a youtube downloader?

[Lavitage]

It's too big to upload to any site that I'm aware of. Can't be bothered to split it in half.

[SothThe69th]

@Lavitage Uhh, turn it into an mp3 and drop it on mediafire. Shouldn't be more than like, 5 megs.

[moodie69]

@Lavitage filefront com

[cifeso]

@Lavitage

Convert it to .mp3.

This should be only around 4-5mb.

[Bambina]

@shadow7fangs ZAMAR.COM maybe? try it.

[JabberwocckyChamber]

@shadow7fangs i use save2pc and then i use format factory, both are free. and they work very well.

[shemhead]

that gets a favorite

[timeenoughatlast]

What the fuck was that shit?

[chrispy336]

I wonder how the guy who read this didn't laugh at all.

[Lavitage]

This is the best of a bunch of different takes

[happydempton]

lol mario is nasty :P drinks pee. o.O

[W0rtexDragonoid]

What the fuck.

[RCT3Crashes100]

Coprophillia!

[MarisaHanamura]

I love this.

[NeoElysia]

fuck the what

[caboose218]

WAT

[SpadeHand]

UoooOOohahaaawhwuuhhh???

[Condorius907]

I DONT EVEN

[SPMagicLew]

OH GOD I CRIED

[NoUsernamesSir]

Gonna spam this in Counter-Strike.

[Diabloclock]

lawdy

[wmpr88]

Man, I can't wait to share Mario with my kids.

[MrIronJustice]

This is brilliant!

[Syzydeh]

OH THIS ONE

[SvenFletcher]

2:20

Luigi walked past him with an apple and a hot wheels car

THIS CANNOT END WELL.

[Aurasword90]

YOU DO WHAT MARIO TELLS YOU

[Ghosthand]

oh god i came

[KrugIsMaiHusbando]

Wat.

[Arkentau]

SO GODDAMN FUNNY

[chakra22]

oh god lol

[Dennis484]

I came buckets.

[freespm770]

lol wut?

[DSMarisen]

I hope this guy becomes some sort of important politician and this tape gets played on the national news in like 20 years in some sort of scandal.

[sodium555]

@DSMarisen amen

[PatriotsoftheGuns]

Beautiful.

[MrTerrorFaced]

Hahaa

[TapedOnALT]

no one else can have you

[Calubri]

I love scat porn. don't make fun about it.

[SoniCrash]

You sound like the bad guy from the movie Hackers

[Skrunch2050]

OH GOD WAT

[elias977]

fappin'

[azeton128]

best fan fic evar!

[godli11]

ballin'

[6Sepulnation6]

I got a boner watching this.

[massmanthaman]

>this video

[djelos]

i lol'd

[Jackalofdeath]

shits like you are why there are murderers