Rag on a Stick

[agentcole1]

ha ha ha ha random, funny, lazy, its americas description in one video

[franciscojavierm]

Tonight, only on The Discovery Channel...

[ubertanking]

i see you have nothing to do.

[MrTheMuffinMan321]

featured video: Sittin on Tha Toilet.....

[SpaceGhost086]

BEEEEFCAAAKEE!

[Baneio]

God damn I hate America , I can't wait till the Economy falls into a depression and I leave this obese country.

[ChicagoProdigy]

@Baneio Why don't you leave now! See ya!

[TheeWinter7]

@Baneio Your a faggot

[karanjhalaguy16578]

morse code, ISEEWHATYOUDIDTHERE

[TheRealBeatMaster]

Any else translated the Morse code in the description?

[batmenace15]

Gabe's son?

[Jam24511]

Couldn't choose between Mcdonalds and Burger King for lunch? That's a paddlin.

[50sJohnny]

nearly every show on TLC

[gtaforevr]

Rag on a stick. Thats a paddlin'

[jonnavdpas]

Gay-ben finally makes a cameo! :D

[SeriousIyhoovy]

Meanwhile, at Valve

[spursfan112]

Americans in 20 years

[sgtwok]

@spursfan112 Actully not all of us are like this. I am underweight.

[barcelonashaun]

This is the simpsons! what the fuck does this have to do with war you dip shits :|

[MrOkurdone]

my life in 20 years

[Dusty9261]

a fat joke a day keeps episode 3 away

[wadek001]

Meanwhile At Valve HQ

[loveablefilms]

........... so........ everybody claps? i guess washing yourself with a rag on a stick is a new trend now.

[Sparky6115]

It's Gabe Newell

[meeparo]

i wash mahsealf with a raaaaaag on a stick

[PenguinAce21]

make joke about americans. get thumbs up.

[alexmaster291]

america in 0:08

[ThaHappySauce]

I cleanse myself using a napkin located directly on a splinter.

[MrMegalowoman]

C'mon americans and europeans stop bitching each other. even after war in iraq, we love each other.

[baron8107]

@MrMegalowoman

What people never understand is, say, you're french because you just happen to be, not worth priding yourself on. Not by a long shot. NEVER.

[3doflotr]

America in 8 seconds....

[ADTheAwesome]

@3doflotr amereica is not all fat but at least we are not wimps like you europeans

[Mespritroth]

@ADTheAwesome Oh dear, wrath of the takeaway guys? We're so scared!!

[JustinBiebarSucks]

@Mespritroth look hope you have fun making out with your hairy woman

[Mespritroth]

@JustinBiebarSucks owo No homo~

[JAYZILL44]

@3doflotr Cut tat shit out motherfucking Stereotypical Bitch

[NARUTOVIDEOMAKER4LIF]

@3doflotr Oh and I suppose they have a British video in simpsons too eh? You know horrible teeth and tea? Why do we keep with stereotypes of America just to bash them. There's no point in it. It's just plain stupid.

[Mespritroth]

@NARUTOVIDEOMAKER4LIF He's from Denmark... lol you're basically stereotyping British people as people who stereotype American people... just being fair.

[jubyvera662]

lmaf jajaj..lol

[MamuteDeAsa]

actually you don't need a translator if you already know the morse code because some fat sargeant oblied you to learn it during military exercises far away from your home :P

[indishaustrianlover]

simpsons always make me happy =)

[TheHeywazzup]

"I Wash My Self With A Rag On A Stick" 5 Seconds Later "Like A Boss!"

[lucasrulez123]

America's youth in 20 years.

[tostinky]

Wait, what the heck happened to Bart?

[LovenRawr]

Im american and i dont look like that. Nor do i over eat i dont know why people make fun of america so much just because we have over weight people you knoq there are fit people like me and my friend. My little brother is 12 and has a 6 pack. Plus he is in the 6th Grade im in high school and i have a 2 pack for a girl. Not all americans are overweight.

[VWieVendettarocks]

@LovenRawr Your brother has a 6-Pack and he is 12? What is he doing? Climbing? This ain't normal... Honestly everyone knows that not all Americans are fat, it's a stereotype like being a Nazi if you are German or being a football-hooligan if you're from the UK. I guess the UK has more problems with overweight people than the US.

Don't take everything seriously ;)

Yours sincerely,

Jan from Deutschland

[LovenRawr]

@VWieVendettarocks I just saying tha tpeople should not make fun of americans so much and He plays track. Also i let him come to the gym with me. Our family has been know for being in a lot of sports. In school in stuff i was a cheerleader before that i had dance and gymnastic. Now i just box. My brother is going to box next year. Its just what we do.

[VWieVendettarocks]

@LovenRawr Yeah I did/do different kinds of sports, too. Actually I am climbing/bouldering a lot, going to gym of course without drinking protein shakes though and I just stopped playing baseball as well as fencing. I wouldn't bring your brother with this age to a gym, because it can be bad for his bones. His body is still increasing.

[mononoke912]

Made me crinch 4 8 secs!

[georgeyb91]

I find this difficult to masturbate to.

[MasterJediDude]

As opposed to Europeans who don't wash at all...

[chrisakalogic]

@MasterJediDude Nice LOL

[CoolerKing37]

@MasterJediDude Nice.

[Wotsitsname567]

@MasterJediDude lol does britain count

[comicguitar]

@MasterJediDude Please dont confuse the cheese-eating surrender-monkeys with the rest of Europe.

[dottorrent]

@MasterJediDude

omfg enough stereotyping europe already

[deadguy718]

@dottorrent than stop stereotyping the United states...

[dottorrent]

@deadguy718

i dont stereotype

[globox123456789]

@MasterJediDude

Eez funny, yes?

[dagamer555]

@MasterJediDude You dont need to wash if you have no sweat to wash away from having a BMI of 50

[azrRayRay]

@MasterJediDude Dats fucked up if it werent for europeans america would not even exist. And stop with the dumb stereotype

[Humanoidbeast6666]

Chris Chan in the future

[Azhianator]

It takes 400.000 sandwiches to make Gaben work on Episode 3, for 12 seconds.

[shadyboy969]

OH AMERICANS LOLOLOLOLOL

[iamalsonotaHoNplayer]

LIES! He doesn't wash himself.

[bachyaraa]

Thumbs up if you replayed this more than 5 times in a row :D

[mattdh12]

the applause makes this, hahahahaha

[tdawgturner]

I LIKE BIG GUTS AND I CAN NOT LIE!

[xXCitronsXx17]

when I started the video, I heard dead island

Thumbs up!

[domzilla90]

Beefcake!

[jackleo6]

thats a padlin

[Clonetrooper1019]

Valve at E3. Nuff said :P

[JacksonandIanInc]

rag on a stick = ultimate swag

[TheFlinglish]

fucking amazing episode

[YungLean87]

Oh fuck lmao

[BurningFist84]

Why didn't I think to do that?

[funloop]

prepare for the soon-to-come bronies

[RarityBrony]

@funloop

I was here earlier than first! ಠ_ಠ

[funloop]

@RarityBrony ah...well... anyways isewhatyousaidthere

[MoldyPond]

@funloop Oh you.

[kunigas123]

Guys, did you know that the description is in Morse Code? If you translate it, it says "Why did you translate this?" ;DDDD

Funny guy.

[Ninjaman349]

@kunigas123 What is this "Morse Code" you say?

[YoUrInBaTcOuNtRyNoW6]

@Ninjaman349 morse code is an encripted way of communicating with a series of beeps, google it

[MrTAZADR]

Wanting to grow up to be obese and on disability, that's a paddlin'.

[Balemanfan01]

I watch this every day.

[DRJT0794]

Meanwhile at Valve...

[ShortFingeredShreder]

Press 5 for "Dick!"

[RedYellowandGold]

lol americans

[kurtdog119]

Where'd Bart get so fat and lazy?

[Markmcfc92]

i call this living the American Dream

[ikilledcreepers]

LOL IM STILL LAUGHING!!

[dacusadrian]

what the hell

[Pwnage195]

Gaben

[KyutoAbridged]

Lol wut

[ikilledcreepers]

thumbs up if u tried that cuz i did

[surfboyhawaii]

Clapping.... thats a paddling

[HerpatitisC]

Despite all my rage I am still just a rag on a stick.

[Commander7929]

A wash ma sealf on a raeg on a stick

[472roy]

boobs.

[Natenator77]

Party rockers in the house tonight?

[ZilchHM]

ROZAAYYYYYYYY

[MasterKade123]

[Insert Gabe Newell Joke Here]

[waffenfabrik4815]

@Mr46ser Ignorant misconception.

[Mr46ser]

@waffenfabrik4815 Take it easy, this is not really how i see America - i myself find it a great country, but admittedly...like every other country, it also has a couple of weirdos on its own:)

[musicplayah]

@waffenfabrik4815 Or a joke, either way. Idiot lol you just matched another part of the so called "misconception".

[Saminizer16]

@Mr46ser that's the best comment ever HAHAHA

[dodgykebaab]

@Mr46ser One of the best comments I've ever read on YouTube!

[Evilokami]

@Mr46ser You wish you could have my rag on a stick.

[ResidentBrett]

@Mr46ser - But theres no '7 second'?

[mrstubzzz]

@ResidentBrett  Conspiracy Time!!!

[pogpogcasino]

@Mr46ser Lol! 

[TheGLaDOSvideoCore]

@Mr46ser We're sad because it's true

[Okamifanj]

@Mr46ser pfft, we don't use sticks

[nonobaOMGWEEGEE2]

@Mr46ser As an american, I FIND THIS STATEMENT TRUE. Serious.

[AlterdeusAgain]

Bart stole my fantasy!

[speckldorfed]

At first I thought this was in a difrferent language, but it was just him fat

[CuntyMcFuckOff]

Haha, just saw this on 4 + 1 :')

[cowlark2000]

They clap! hahaah

[kahkuu]

america in 8 seconds

[bornburied]

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!

[cheezieful]

Fa

[SouljaKeii]

rag on a stick, thats a paddlin

[Commentingism]

I wash myself with a stick on a rag. *clap*

[toon10001two]

i wash myself with a half life 3 script on a stick

gabe newell

[LoafOfPint]

Why are they applauding?

[Jumpybeaver]

@LoafOfPint LOL! That's what I wanna know too.

[arayalrio]

@LoafOfPint Because taking care of one's own hygiene at such a prodigious weight is admirable...?

[VanLutch22]

@LoafOfPint Because he can do something for himself.

[qtshred]

@LoafOfPint it's Bart's fantasy of fame for being super obese..

[NeiooDotCom]

I would agree this is america in 8 seconds, however americans get helpers paid for them of the tax payers money

[9000sw]

justin bieber in 10 years's

[tropical481]

and it has so many views......

[mogwai142]

'MERICA!

[ThroughRock]

I think I just travelled around the whole of YouTube. I somehow went from Harry Potter, to Iron Maiden, to Harry Hill's TV Burp, to Everybody Loves Raymond, to Tom and Jerry, to the wierd side of YouTube, to this.

T'was an epic journey.

[Nkieffer000]

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT - Bart

[ornjoos]

beefcake. BEEFCAKE!

[fockinfattso]

dreamjob much?

[person80001]

what episode is this

[Homerrigsbee1]

Heyuhheuhheyuh!

[TheMrporkchop1]

im bart simpson, and a rag on a stick was my idea.

[MetalPatrick93]

Valves_E3_Presentation.avi

[CanadianGuitarist]

Pardon my French, but the fucking applause at the end? Brilliant.

[Jackot08]

Episode is this?

[spyro303]

@Jackot08 the one where Homer gets on disability by becoming obese.

[PhoenixAngel429]

@Jackot08 King Size Homer in season 7.

[deadguy718]

Valve in 8 seconds

[ben6993]

@deadguy718 Valve?

[miguelrodriguez007]

this is an inspiration he can wash himself with a rag on a stick!!

[ericstravelchannel]

Chuck Norris used to play Skyrim, but then his knee destroyed all the arrows.

[MalcolmUK2006]

its like looking in a diabetic mirror

[BooBooandFingers]

I can't bealive the Simpsons can offord a stick

[adde362]

morse code in the description?!?! I am to lazy to solve it, can someone tell me?

[poz159]

@adde362 It says "Why did you translate this" when I put it in a morse code translator :P

[Miraebelle]

Meanwhile at Valve HQ...

[wanderlustwarrior]

@Miraebelle Making fun of Gaben's weight? Oh you'd better believe that's a delayin'.

[Thewickedjunglist]

@Miraebelle My sides

[yubarta1]

@Miraebelle Gabe newell: why did matt groeining make a fat joke?! NOW EP 3 WILL COME WHEN THE SIMPSONS STOPS GETTING AIRED *evil laugh*

[TheMonsterMannen]

what episode is this?



[idiotsdream]

I'm gonna be on workman's comp, just like dad.

[RyanPelley1]

LOL, why the fuck are they clapping?

[CrAcK123Cr]

Press 4 for ''Rag on a stick''.

[legodude604]

@CrAcK123Cr to me its says "I own a stick"

[CrAcK123Cr]

@legodude604 To me it says ''Rag on a stick'' don't kow what happened to your video.

[legodude604]

@CrAcK123Cr your comment does not make sence

[CrAcK123Cr]

@legodude604 @legodude604 Maybe it dosent to you but when I press 4 I hear Bart say ''Rag on a stick''.

[SarahHatakeLove]

...

[ericstravelchannel]

Did anyone else come here after watching "That's a paddlin'"?