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  • apes and monkeys in the wild actually have been observed flipping dung chips and eating the mushrooms they find. I'm not sure if Bill realized it, but this sketch is actually a respected theory among paleoanthropologists on how the concept of Deity came to be

  • He just presented Terence McKennas stoned ape theory in a funny way.

  • That is EXACTLY how it fuckin' happened!

  • 3 words: Stoned Ape Theory

  • Hear what God of Israel YAHUSHUA-YAHUWAH (Son and Father are ONE) saying to our generation by His chosen prophets: Trumpetcallofgodonline. com ; Letter called "Purify Your Faith, and Come to the Father as It is Written": EXCERPT: "Only in the Bible and through these very Letters, of which I have given to My prophet of the end of this age, shall you find Him and know Him."

    Watch:

    "youtube.com/watch?v=INH-lNUQQ­Zg"

    "youtube.com/watch?v=lutJYDxP6­ys"

    "youtube.com/watch?v=R9ike7PKd­8U"

    Regards.

  • Hi, ugh my bad, Kevin Spacey would not be a bad choice.

  • yesh Kevin Spacey? I'm not sure who, a John Cusack/Matthew Broderick type, but not Kevin, no girth lack of presence. Somebody like Jim Carrey on valium/Robbin Williams. Umm couple sheets into it now. Bill I don't think should be should be typified, but who should emulate, difficult call.

  • Radiation is natural.

  • @Khyrid your point?

  • @monkeypoo229 Bill: "How do you make nature against the fucking law." Then I stated an example of something (radiation) that is natural and should be against the law for people to casually have.

    Before you go all fanboy on me, I don't necessarily disagree with Bill, I was just making a point.

  • @monkeypoo229 that he is a dumbass

  • @911WASanINSIDEjob420  whom is the dumbass good sir?

  • @Khyrid I don't believe you can casually have radiation you can have things that emit radiation such as a microwaves, cell phones, older computer monitors so on and so forth now you can have uranium but there's nothing casual about that shit

  • @monkeypoo229 What I meant obviously is that people can't just go to the store and buy radioactive objects that will kill everyone around with radiation sickness.

  • @Khyrid soo weed = nukes?

  • @khyrid are you dumb? worst example ever

  • @911WASanINSIDEjob420 NO! I never implied that. My argument wasn't against the point he was trying to make, it was against the method he was using to make it. Saying something should be legal because it's natural is a bad argument. Weed should obviously be legal.

  • "..now I have to create Republicans"....WTF. The only republican that has or ever will be pro weed is on the planet right now!!!! This is our chance!!!!! RON PAUL!!!!!!! RON PAULL!!!!!!!!!!! RON FUCKING PAUL! FUCK! Holy shit I'm so stoned.

  • "...now I have to create Republicans"........WTF. The only republican that has or ever will be pro weed is on the planet right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is our chance!!!!! RON PAUL!!!!!!! RON PAULL!!!!!!!!!!! RON FUCKING PAUL!!!!!!!!!! FUUJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKCCCCKKK­!!!!!!!! Holy shit I'm so stoned........ alright well.....Go weed. Go Ron Paul. Go Bill Hicks. Ok seriously this is getting out of hand...... bye everyone... I love you.

  • Hero

  • 176 were high and didn't know what they were doing.

  • Again, a very common sense oriented monologue on a pressing issue, that has laughter as the proverbial sugar for it to go down easily, and still....not enough out there will ever get it.

  • @DougCitrus damn...the way u put that lol

  • if you're a comedian and you dont do drugs, then you're not a comedian. you're a shitasaurus.

  • @scientheism Well you're obviously not a comedian. Shitasaurus? I bet you racked your brains to think of that one.

  • @MUFC127 thats exactly what a shitasaurus would say. here shitty shitty shitty...ok now fuck off.

  • @scientheism Dude your fucking 23. Shitasaurus? You're 23!!

  • @MUFC127 shitasaurus is a real entry on urbandictionary, as well as the dicshitnary, by lexicographer extraordinaire John Dunsworth. matter of fact, shitasaurus is pending inclusion in the Webster thesaurus. It doesn't matter if i'm 23 or 32, what matters is ur being an annoying twat, an attribute usually symptomatic of a shitasaurus. so off you fuck little shitasaur, back to your shitnest you shitlizard.

  • @scientheism You need to ask yourself why you're not maturing, I'd be worried if I were you because you sound like you have the mental age of a nine year old. Good look with your therapy.

  • @MUFC127 oh come on, you and i both know thats not true, why pretend so? so ur just this most matured ripe old mentally sound arbiter, a well-behaved conservative role model for how all adults should be then? so I should be more like you? thats genius! you're exactly the kind of cock muppet that bill hicks hates, and the kind I fear i might turn into if i dont occupy myself with the occasional chatter and musings of a rather laxed confabulation. you dont need therapy, you need lobotomy, shitnuts

  • Bill I miss you where ever you are...

  • They need to make a movie about this guy with Kevin Spacey.

  • I feel like watching 2001: A Space Odyssey again

  • LOOOOL... OH MY MEEEE.. (((((:

  • The actual name of the song is also spracht zarathustra (or thus spake zoraster or something if you prefer the English title)

  • i really gotta know what the song at the end is you know the one that is realated to space and rockets and "321 lift off" ba baa baa ba ba that one its been killing me i gotta find out who knows what it is

  • @supernova2411 watch?v=VxLacN2Dp6A It's the theme tune from 2001: A Space Odyssey. Details in the info on that page.

  • @Sandcat87 thankyou. =)

  • hahahahahahahahaha

  • The tree of life = The plant of Knowledge

  • Amen Ron?

  • @mrcherubhair1: bill hicks died in 1993.

  • its weird i like a comedian being a poletician but i hate ure american poleticians trying to be comedians

  • i saw this guy live a couple of months ago.

  • Let them make their silly laws. We always do whatever we wana do anyway, they say I cant take psycadelics, and then I go and take them. What do laws really do to stop us, nothing, and thank fuck for that

  • fuk you

  • this guy thinks hes too cool for school i think

  • "Oh my me..."

    "That was the day I created possums... Ah, still gives me a chuckle."

  • @jemapenny1993 - Correction. He Is too cool for school...

  • epic

  • love watching bill hicks hes soo fkin funny

    fb:jolene church

  • Let them eat cake!

    Boom, Bust, War!!!

    Like in the french revolution!!

    then give you good old Napolian!

    Bankers+prison=Justice!

  • @astikel yeah. your dumb. and probably a democrat. hey democrat. if there was anarchy who would protect you? you know since your to weak to live with the freedom you already have. you cant even deal with the little freedom you now have. double-minded liberal materialist loser.

  • @aqueenowlbee first of all i don't know what's a democrat and i don't give a crap about amerifags, second laws are just the expression of our fears, so your freedom, is not freedom if you impose laws on it

    Open your heart and embrace the unknown

  • @astikel so i guess we have laws against paedophelia not because it damages a child for life. but just because we are afraid of it. you are a democrat when you say stupid things like that. do me a favor. if you ever need help dont call the police. listen kid. i assume your a dumb kid or a professor...you know since your so dumb. if you actually want to discuss it i will.  but im not going to waste my time if you are "closed minded" good luck.

  • @aqueenowlbee Waaait a minute. What's wrong in being a pedophile???

  • @astikel Rapists, murderers, wife beaters, child molesters? Yea we have laws against them. Why? Because it DAMAGES A PERSON! They are not just expressions of fears. They are there for protection in many cases. I agree laws against Marijuana are bogus but that is how live works. With politicians comes the double edged sword that is the world. They choose the good and bad.

  • @M89Shoaf There are no such things as "good" or "bad". We made them up, like all the religions and their laws, which are, surprisingly, the foundation of our legislative system, so tell me everything you want me to obey!

  • @astikel There are aspects of morality that are universal, regardless of your inability to comprehend them.

  • @soundman420 XD bill wasn't a moral man and that was the ideea, to think outside the box and feel Life

  • @astikel He seems VERY moral to me. I never knew him personally, but to me he seems like a very honest and geniune character. What isn't moral about him?

  • @soundman420 as i said, i have nothing against morality, but they ones who define it, are always us

    i see who you are, i see your perfection and i can just love you, for what you are, with no conditions, no rules, no expectations

  • @astikel I'm sure rape and torture is immoral in most alien cultures as well if they exist, as it is in most human cultures. One can only speculate. If you watch a video where someone is being tortured and murdered, it's hard to see perfection in the people doing the stuff. It's hard to deny morality at that point. This is why I believe in morality. Most of it is relevant, but some things... Even dogs know its wrong. Thanks for the thought provoking discussion.

  • @soundman420 Relative not relevant**

  • , some I could. I've been inside the workings of a clock , & watched the end of an era, & the beginning of a new one. Which era I do not know, but yes I believe hallucinogens open your mind & what you believe is possible.

  • @LetsRevolt1 & @DJActivitY - you're both right. I've used many different hallucinogens over the years, although I do just stick with the cannabis now. I've used a stronger hallucinogen than LSD & mushrooms, but I won't discuss the name on here as it is readily available. I found myself having real visions/trips, some I couldn't remember...

  • @RobgersHabit DMT :)

  • God i miss ya mate!!1

  • This isn't too far away from 'Stoned Ape Theory'. Search it on youtube, there are some pretty fucking interesting videos on the subject. I'm not saying it's necessarily fact or fiction, just that it's pretty fucking interesting.

  • oh my me!

  • KIlling is nature as well. Let's do away with that law too.

  • Food of the Gods.

    Paraphrased in less than five minutes.

    Excelent.

  • Have we succeeded? We think so. Before long we shall have covered with our narratives an enormous period of time; between the "Comtesse de Salisbury' and the "Comte de Monte Christo" five centuries and a half are compresed. Well, we assert that we have taught France as much history about those five centuries and a half as any historian. This passage is from The Companions of Jehu which was written by Alexandre Dumas pere.

  • this might be my favorite skit ever by anyone. just a stoner bein goofy all the while totally logical

  • lol im laughing my ass off hearing this 93 is better than 94 and all that shit, you know, the 90s pretty much was awesome, we had the NES, the SNES, nintendo 64, playstation 1, fucking awesome music etc

  • dis dudes mullet.... funny shit though

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  • Does it really matter whether or not anyone knows anything about Aerosmith? They fucking suck.

  • oh my "me" ahhaha lmfao

  • I cant believe anyone would list a new aerosmith album as one of the events that make a year great.

  • @yfna1 every time an aerosmith song comes on the radio I want to veer into oncoming traffic just to end it. I'm afraid if Steven Tyler's butthole and lips get any looser they will tear into a black hole and smash all of us into a singularity.

  • Sad he had to go so early... Still making us laugh! Research Pancreatic cancer! 

  • This guy was so fucking awesome... He made my whole life philosophy... I've watched every possible show, heard every possible audiobook and read every possible interview... WHY HE HAD TO DIE FOR FUCK SAKE :( I've even made a tribute for this guy...

  • @fuckinghellyoutwat with "bodymind" I did not mean the brain exactly :D... I am just saying that the body-mind connection was broken... so he died of his own conflict... which has shown itself as some cancer

  • Bill Hicks is funny, but he apparently doesn't know how evolution works.

  • @LeLimeLine You apparently dont know how a joke works. 

  • I think everyone should experience tripping on some sort of hallucinogenic. The world would be a better place.

  • @DJActivitY man me and my friends say that shit daily...even if everyone only tried it once it would open their minds more than they can even imagine. Im about to eat some shrooms this upcoming weekend as a matter of fact.

  • epic

    

  • 92 was his creative peak!>he was already enlightened,completely...nirva­na! 93 was his raw prophesy....which is more than just truth...he knew the secret and told us in every way he could to reach far more people...RIP

  • A genius. In truest sense of the word.

  • "that is exactly how it fucking happened" hahaha

  • i knew the space odyssey reference would happen haha

  • ha "oh my me"

  • we are god...life is a ride...don't be afraid...all will be revealed...the truth will set you free...be the miracle you seek...love one another...help your enemy see the light...open the eyes of those who will not see...open your mind.....

  • wtf? not funny :(

  • lOl..."That Is Excactlly! How it Fukn' Happend"

  • BIll Hicks seems like he's stoned in this video. :D

  • lol Yes drugs are responsible for human evolution.

  • you had me until the aerosmith album

  • Ja, ich kann Deutsch sprechen. The verb "sprechen" goes at the end because konnen or kann in my sentence is a modal verb. So, thanks, I do know another language. Here is a list of some scientists that used marijuana: Stephen J. Gould, Carl Sagan, Richard Feynman, Kary Mullis, Andrew Well, and Lester Grinspoon to name a few. Believe whatever you want, ignorance is bliss.

  • the active principals that are found in marajuana are fat soluable componets which means they are not rapidly excreted by the body. they are stored in the fat tissue of your body for many months. females that use weed over time have an increase in testosterone, increased facial hair and acne. check with hospital satistics. suicidal, extreame audio and visual hallucinations. marajuana is more potent than it was thirty years ago.  i have a lot more. but first you have to answer these.

  • @aqueenowlbee uhh..marijuana back in the 70's was tested for having 30% thc, the STRONGEST shit that we have now these days..is about 35%..Joe rogan actually talked about this and some of the universities that have done studies with this. double check your data. It is more potent, but its like coffee, you can stick to that 30% old school shit, or get the 35% shit..

  • @Dysaniclol i cant talk to college students. 

  • @aqueenowlbee talk to university professors? or look at how much money is invested in Marijuana studies that relate to potency? read a research book concerning this? I can't talk to people who don't have facts from both sides.

  • @Dysaniclol you cant debate in 500 words or less. i couldnt converse with you anyway. i couldnt stand it. good bye

  • @aqueenowlbee bahaha..I guess the moment someone steps forward with scientific facts that put yours to shame.."cant talk to you, couldnt stand the research you've done. goodbye" bahaha

  • @aqueenowlbee How about you smoke a joint and get back to us.Life is too short for crusades.Everything you said is propaganda no truth.Except for the potent part.

  • @aqueenowlbee If you honestly think that marijuana induces extreme audio and/or visual hallucinations, it's painfully obvious that you know nothing about the drug. Do you take everything you hear at face value? Do you think the media and the government tell you the truth about something they hate? Take a little time to actually research the drug, your D.A.R.E officer was lying to you.

  • @solidmyz im going to say one more thing to the you and the other idiots then im done. you cannt tell me that breathing smoke into your lungs doesnt hurt you. nor that chemicals from weed staying in your body for two weeks is healthy. nor that a plant that makes me luagh at everything makes me intelligent. you cant tell me that it helps you do anything except play video games very well, personal experience. also watching live music up real close on a tv. and making shitty food taste good.

  • @aqueenowlbee I agree, inhaling smoke is not healthiest thing for you. However, inhaling vapor or eating food with THC in it is good for you. Just because something stays in your body doesn't mean it's unhealthy(and you say chemicals, everything that is pure is a chemical). Meth, heroin and crack all leave your system quickly. I guess that means they're healthy! What's wrong with laughing? Laughter doesn't make you stupid, judging your spelling errors, Id say ignorance makes people unintelligent

  • @solidmyz it's not a spelling bee. see how can i talk to you? do you think spelling is indicitive of intelligence or memory? i speak two languages how many do you speak smart ass. i ve written three books, unpublished. what have you written? what do you do with your time. play on the computer. im only on here because iam injured. and typing with one hand i think i do pretty good. quit smoking pot.

  • @aqueenowlbee If you've written three books (Im sure you have people flocking to read them) how can you not form a coherent argument using facts and information? You changed the subject, and as off subject as it is, I speak two languages fluently as well and I'm also injured and typing with one hand. Your argument is switching subjects and insulting me, you're truly great at debating.

  • @solidmyz nobody will want to read my books im sure and i take it as a compliment. firstwe are not argueing or debating as i stated from the beginning. because you can not "debate" in 500 words or less. you insaulted my intelligence by my spelling. so i asked a question. so who has poor reading comprehension. i also said i did not want to debate. and i doubt you speak 2 lan. and are hurt. come on. what a coincidence.

  • @aqueenowlbee You can post more than one comment therefore allowing you to use infinite words and thus enabling you to debate. I insulted your spelling in reciprocation of your insult that pot smokers laugh at everything, rendering them unintelligent. I'm sorry that you don't believe that I am bilingual or that I just received Magnuson stack repair on my left shoulder to fix a recurring dislocation. And despite your unwillingness to "debate", that is by definition, what we have been doing.

  • @solidmyz if istate that i am not going to argue, then there can not be an argument. two people must agree that they are going to come to a conclusion together. i did not say i wanted that. sorry for insulting you by saying that you laugh. you are really grasping for straws huh? they are unintelligent. name me a scientist in the past that used marajuana. not a scientist of today cause they dont exist. most of em are on the dole. konnen sie sprechen deutsch? order? fransosiche?

  • @solidmyz what about jared laughner? both lawyers used scientific data. not independent sources. as evidence in the trial. the kid was smoking salvia and pot. but salwia is natural right? i dont care enough about this subject to talk about it anymore. there only has to be one person that is right. and you all can be right. you can all be right as a group. dont post to me. not interested.

  • Just saw a documentary on weed on the History channel and I found out that today's super powered designer strains of herb contain less CBD(a chemical that in a way offsets the paranoia from THC). It also said that weed seems to block our ability to fully process new information but allows us to harness the knowledge we already have to a fuller extent. That is why so many creative people use it so they can concentrate on their work without outside distraction.

  • @Brian holy shut man! Nice debating! My hats off to you my friend!

  • arsnic is natural. why dont you smoke that. yes there are positive aspects to marijuana. there are also positive aspects to tragedies. pot is more toxic than cigarettes. this guy has smoked to much weed, his logic is common man logic. wow. weed quickens the process of a theory. if one wants to be intelligent should one abstain from drugs. he speaks of naturalness often. is it mans natural state to be high. where are all those ape skeletons? it took logic to get to the moon not hippies

  • @aqueenowlbee "pot is more toxic than cigarettes"

    Made my day thanks for the laugh, hahah

  • @brianz1214 yes it is actually a fact. this is your problem. what you consider to be true has to be in agreement with your values. or should i say lack of. since you are to weak to have values to have a certain standard means you have to equal it or go beyond it. you can neither equal or go beyond so you pretend that nothing matters so you can pretend you are strong. IT IS A FACT LOOK IT UP. DONT TAKE PEOPLES WORD FOR WHAT THEY SAY. PERSUE IT. IF YOU DO NOT YOU ARE EITHER TO DUMB OR...

  • @aqueenowlbee Ok fuck tard explain to me why 400,000 people at least die a year from tabaco and weed has never killed anyone are you one of those reefer madness loons, a troll or something. Because if i were to debate you nothing you could say would be valid, your the idiot who just believes what you are told by the dea or dfw.

    THC has an ld 50 so high that it takes almost a ton to kill you. Ive done my research on weed I no the risks there are practically none, because no one dies from it.

  • @brianz1214 we are talking about the smoking of weed as passtime. not all the neato stuff we can use it for.  weed is toxic. why do you think you get high moron. the smoking of weed causes cancer. weed has 60 some cancer causing agents in smoke form. my father is a chemist at w.v.u. would you like a number where he can be reached at the college. i will gladly let him enlighten you.

  • @aqueenowlbee How can you say pot is more toxic than cigarettes with a straight face, honestly that's fucking comedy

  • @brianz1214 so weed is not toxic? so weed does not cause cancer? this is not rocket science this is common sense. i know another side effect of weed. one smokes weed and never does anything with their life.

  • @aqueenowlbee No, look up Rick Simpson your a pretentious twat who can't look at some different evidence and a different point of view, weed is not toxic it is the most useful plant on earth im sure you don't know that either. do some research and don't be such a close-minded prohibitionist, war on drugs supporter.

  • @aqueenowlbee Look i don't doubt that your fathers is a qualified chemist and could give me loads of useful information, but the fact of the matter is it has never killed any one and everything in the world can give you cancer, I mean lots of different food causes cancer glue causes cancer the very air we breathe causes cancer if you city is polluted enough. But weed its a very minor risk most people dont use it daily most people don't need more than a join a week.you think thats worse than cigs

  • @brianz1214 we can be civil. i apoligize if i were rude. no one has ever died from marajuana. i agree. but not that we can tell here in america. where most people who smoke weed also smoke cigs. also usually crime and drugs are always together. our word assassin comes from the word hashish.

  • @aqueenowlbee well weed tends to mellow a person out, sure some criminals use marijuana but, alot of Cannabis users are hard working honest people who if they didn't mention it. You would never know, and i think if those people can function with it and can enjoy life then there is nothing wrong with it and no reason to make it illegal.

  • @brianz1214 honest people who break laws. contradiction. a positive from drug use was good music. can we name anymore contrabutions drugs have given to society? 

  • @aqueenowlbee What are positives of socioty its wasteful most of its values come from media. It sits on a house of cards stacked on the bones of a dying world, all drugs do is make people realize that they don't want to be a part of it, or that there is something wrong with it. Our laws on drugs are based on the fear of this. Why do you think there was such a revolution in the 1960's it was because the youth smoked pot and used acid and realized vietnam was a sham. this scared our goverment.

  • @brianz1214 ARE VALUES ARE COMING FROM MEDIA. NOT MINE. THAT IS WHY YOU THINK POT IS GOOD. do me a favor. type this into your search. ayn rand apollo and dionysus. then click on this

    The Ayn Rand Institute: The Ayn Rand Multimedia Library then click on the lecture it is 69 mins. long. and this is how i see it. and i would like to know if you agree. i would appreciate your thoughts?

  • @aqueenowlbee You are saying it is dishonest to break are retarded drug laws, that wont be around much longer any way as long as old school thinkers like your self stay the fuck out of the way and stop trying to scare people.

  • @brianz1214 i guess we could not be civil. that is my point you are the people that are intolerent and backwards, because you can not calmly talk about a subject. the moment you cant defend anything you call names. if i dont like obama im racist. if i dont like gay marraige im a homophobe, dont you see the media game you were talking about. that is where you get your point of view and you know it.

  • @aqueenowlbee Ok you said weed is more toxic than cigs thats simply not true you lost this argument long ago. i can understand that you don't like weed and i can respect that. But the bottom line is its a fairly harmless substance and it being illegal is a mistake on the part of the government.

  • @brianz1214 no you quit the debate. after you found out that if i needed information i could just ask my dad. so you quit. look it up "dangers of marajuana medically" 4 times more tar than cig. it surpresses the immune system. it is a GATEWAY drug. FAIRLY harmless. so you admit that there is harm. should we legalize heroin?

  • @aqueenowlbee your an idiot

  • @brianz1214 exactly. because you lost.

  • @aqueenowlbee I haven't gotten sick since i started using none of my friend have gotten sick im gonna go off the raw data rather than what you dad says OK bye. your still a fucking idiot with your head to far up your ass to realize this stuff has not killed any one, and just because you inhale smoke to use it means it should be ileagal.

  • @brianz1214 lets see some of that media pushed "raw data" you failed. 

  • I don't find this funny.

  • To those interested in this stuff look up Terence McKenna and his Stoned ape theory

  • Ron Paul doesn't mind if you smoke one !!

  • Bill Hicks is somewhat like a teacher, and a comedian in one...We need people like him in our education system.

  • Oh My Me lol!

  • watch?v=4V7wjqHjE1M&feature=re­lated

  • @Holmer87

    bitch I was born in '94, and it was a brilliant year, we got pulp fiction, forrest gump, shawshank redemption, natural born killers, Aerosmith gave us a new album, bob dylan started a new concert series, and with hicks death, he became a legend, dont worry about bieber, he's a pop star, a novelty, let him enjoy his fame, it wont last, to put your mind at ease, Leif Garret, Jesse Mcartney, any of the osmonds, how are they doing?

  • @poeticreject  Do you know anything about Aerosmith? Get a grip was in 93..

    94 still sucks!

  • @Holmer87 Notorious Big- Ready To Die, Nas- Illmatic... and 94's go hard. that is all.

  • @Holmer87

    well then..now this..you suck..and 53' or whatever bloody year you were born in sucks...yeah..stings a little doesnt it..and It doesnt need sucky music spawns to make it bad either...just you..ha.ha..see I can be hurtful too

  • @poeticreject WOW you killed that....Holy shit does tat guy feel stupid staring at this comment right now haha

  • @Deciblaster

    ha

  • @poeticreject The problem is even ACKNOWLEDGING them in the first place. These people are no different, yet our society creates a hierarchical system of value based on entertainment value, because corporations use that value , manipulate the masses into spending money for that arbitrary value and make money from it. The issue with it is, nobody ever stops to think, why?