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  • Can he stop fixing his paper?

    

  • All you fags Dissin Derek D, go watch other shows! douchebagerry not needed here

  • lol his initials are DD.

  • Derek D. grows on ya after a while, i hated him at first too

  • this guy needs to get laid.....

  • Thanks god Jag won't build SUV's. I'de have a look at a small JAG coupé. I have liked the X type a lot when it came out, and every new model since

  • well I love this fag, and don't think he is, Derek D you rock !

  • the host is a fag

  • I don't watch this channel simply because of this douche either. It is just the Ferrari California that I am interested in today.

  • this guy is so lame. they need a new guy.

  • no.

    bimmer over jag any day.

  • Hey Trish, ur pretty!!!

  • it would deppent how good the jag is.

  • If the small jag looks as good as the bigger models, then yes, I'd love it!

  • SORRY FLD, BEYONCE'S VIDEO WAS BETTER

  • dont worry derek im yoh friend :)

  • i hate jaguars, they look so ugly, except for sum of thr sports cars which just blow my mind

  • What;s that girls #?

  • Hey, I want Trish back!

  • ME too and where the hell is Alex?

  • a small jaguar would be amazing, put it into production. but give it a manual transmission option cause it would sell better than the audi if it is good cause the audi took the manual option on the high option car. nice rant on ur self.

  • responding to the audi bmw shaguar question, if i wanted a car that costed more than my bmw to own id opt for another porsche. audi is basically a bmw that doesnt look as good and falls apart quicker...and costs more to keep and fix without any functional advantage in drivability. jaguar's only appeal is aesthetics; this is true throughout the model range (inclusive of the DB series).

  • audi and bmw have nothing in comon and personaly to me audis better that bmw

  • About 20 years ago Audi had a serious problem with their automatic gears engaging by themselves, and Audi lied and tried a cover up, that really hurt the Audi reputation. Audi corrected the problem, and since then I have never heard a complaint  against Audi. Lesson learned. They simply make outstanding cars.

  • Wrong, That was NEVER a problem in any Audi, They were sued and it was proven they had no problem.

  • It really is always fresh, every day? How do you guys do it?

  • If you love visiting your car dealer, spending hours on end in his garage, and feeling like a damn fool, then by all means  buy that sexy Jaguar.

  • Reading all 344 comments, it looks to me that most people don't trust Jaguar, they would prefer Audi or BMW. I have no bias against the Brits, they have designed some amazing cars. The Germans also know how to design, but more importantly how to build quality into their products, especially Audi and BMW brands. In recent years Mercedes and VolksWagon have had quality problems. So its best to do homework, before you buy.

  • 3 series are power but look like shit (not literally), audi A4 & A5 have taken over market share along with the c300 (MB)...If lincoln had any brains and evolved the LS, it could also be in direct comeptition in this market with the CTS...and yes, jaguar can be viable.

  • there is no way that jaguar can make anything that compares to the 3 series and especially to the audi 5, there's no competition. one can claim that jaguar is underrated but that's because nobody cares about it, it's just there

  • I would never buy a Jag over an Audi. Ever.

  • I would always buy a Jag over an Audi. They're so much better looking and cooler. I'd buy a Jag over any of the German big 3. And god bless them for not jumping on the SUV bandwagon!

  • wooow :) yeah more trish...

  • more Trish....booty

  • TRISH YEA!!!!i want more Trish..

  • Haha! Sweet episode. DD pwnd

  • 0:39, O M G, imagine the shape of that guys coffin! or how he drives a car, or.......

  • i lolled best episode ever

    derek you rock

    i wanna be your friend

  • derek you suck in general

  • finally iv'e been waiting for the Ferrari California Hamann for weeks!

  • DEREK! you look ridiculous in a suit!!! Leave the suits to Leo

  • DEREK, your collar sux!!!

  • where are the cows!

  • the end was pretty funny, haha

  • Wow, the "rocker" look on Derek D was bad...but the "Guido Businessman" look is completely The Fail. That look is card to pull off unless you are tall and lean. You need vertical stripes to deacentuate your height. And is that a..."friendship" band on your wrist? Uh boy.

    One final note. What are the chances of changing the fast lane daily logo to look less like a penis? Friendship bands and subliminal penises, oi vey.

  • what are the chances of me finding out what flavor haterade you're drinking?? I'd love to know...thanks for watching though!

    -Derek D.

  • Considering your vj'ing skills leave me puckering most of the time, I'd have to say it's lemon flavored.

    And it's definitely not "hate", hate is a strong word. I'd categorize it as "disdain" for the pointless rambling disguised as "hip small talk". That wasn't a short joke either. Though..you are a bit undersized. OMG, I said it! I take it back.

    Short.

    OMG I did it again!

  • Small Jaguar? In the same cost/performance ratio with Jaguar typical production quality? Hell yeah. Any time. Even without a drivers license I would buy one.

  • need more tresh

  • Soo funny...I am an addict to this damn show!

  • I would for sure buy a Jaguar over an Audi or a BMW. Jags just fit better, their designs just seem to roll with the road.

    I shit my pants when I saw that California.

    And why limited to 217mph?

    Why not round it up to 220 or down to 215mph?

  • LOL!

    Wait till I show this comment!

  • What?

  • A Jag over a BMW or Audi? Um... Are you high? Drunk, what's the deal here?

  • I don't really like the looks of BMWs that much.

    Audis are always nice.

    But a Jaguar would be something different.

  • You're funny! BMW M6 will get you pussy, BMW M5 carries bitches, chicks dig V8s, and girls love roadsters! Because that's how sexy BMWs are. Jag can't build a car to compete with BMW, Cadillac, Audi, or Mercedes-Benz. Jaguars are bad!

  • God forbid I speak my opinion.

    I'm sorry you can't handle something different.

  • Shit. Go, speak your opinion about those cars being shit. I'll settle with knowing BMWs, Mercedes-Benzes, Audis, and Cadillacs are good. Say whatcha want, I don't care. I want to see Jag build a luxury grand tourer that actually handles. :) BYE!

  • I would definitely buy a small Jagur coupe over an Audi A5 or a BMW 3 series. Jaguar has got more class.. Keep on rockin` every day, FLD.

  • al u min ium jag u ar B\

  • dd drank the night before

    i can hear it in his voice

    B\

  • So trish is back?

  • More Trish please.

  • Trish?? lol sounds like a stripper name

  • i wish she was one

  • please do the presenting for a change Trish :)

  • "ok FML" lol

    Trish do a show!!!!

  • hi trish

  • ill be your friend

  • best ep yet!!

  • Jaguar building a small affordable coupe could be huge for the brand. If it's well engineered and doesn't suffer trademark reliability problems, it could propel Jaguar sales to a whole new level and also gratly improve Jag's reputation.

    I would consider a Jag small coupe for sure but ONLY if a proper m/t is offered. I'm not a fan of the automated manual stuff.

    Good show today guys.

    PS, Trish is a Ferrari, let's see more of her.

  • Years ago I complimented a friend on his Jaguar, at the time I was young and seriously jealous that he had a Jag while still a student. That car was sexy sporty, and drop dead beautiful. He looked at me, took his time, and said, "don't be jealous man, this car is driving me insane, it may look good to you, but most of my spare time  is spent in the garage, and bringing it back again." I will never forget that.

  • Hi Derek D. and FLD. To answer your question about Jaguar verses BMW, or Audi. BMW and AUDI make great cars at reasonable prices, they are desired around the world. They are reliable and have good service, very good resale value and high demand. Jaguar is a very sexy legend, however Jags break down too often, they are overpriced, the cost of upkeep and repairs is insane, and forget about resale. I will take a BMW or an AUDI.

  • Sorry D Trish is too hot to be your friend! But all is well cuz she can be mine.

  • but seriously were is alex

  • I'll friend you D!

  • Trish is HOT!!!

  • ya nervous?? QUIT PLAYIN WITH THE DAMN PAPER!

  • 4:12 heeey baby....

    Trish = hottie

  • DEREK you rock!!!!!!! F them hatrz lol

  • great episode guys

  • wow can he stop grabbing the fuckin paper and keep hitting it on the desk!

  • I really wish you didnt point that out........ its buggin the fuck out of me haha

  • major lazer " pon de floor"

  • no way i would get a jag coupe over the germans. I'm sure Top Gear and brits in general will drool all over it though.

  • Funny, no friends huh.

    Facebook sucks, Twitter is for those of few words.

    Youtube has the ease of visual contentment (whatever that means)

    More cars, boobs, and drop the commenter of the week and start a friend of the week segment, preferably one with a cool car and boobs.

  • FYI Trish is so good looking !

    Keep showing her off.

  • You have a friend =) ... Nice show Dereck.

  • lol dericks a member of FML. where is alex anyways?

  • seriously though Derick, I was thinking just before you mentioned it. More car news, less jokes plz? other than that you're awesome.

  • we do funny and informative car news....no one every said car news had to be drab and boring like 99% of everything out there...that's where FLD is different, we give you the news but also in a funny way....FLD is successful because of our format, your opinion is respected though...oh my name is spelled D E R E K..thanks!

  • im friends with you on facebook :)

    and about the jaguar.. i would never choose a british piece of junk instead of a german quality car ..

  • show rocks, now just find a way to turn this into an american top gear...seriously. witty like clarkson...short like hammond.. Derek you could do it all by yourself...

  • Gay like May...

  • the new jags look very nice. but the 3series coupe is pretty sexy.

  • nope the script is written on them...serious

    -Derek D.

  • That was not the new jaguar XJ! that was the old one....

  • We wan the cute Korea/Chinese girl back

  • other ftw air flow upgrades.....nerd

  • that dude messes with his papers to much. like every ten seconds he straightens them. talk about ocd.

  • Hey Derek, that's new Jaguar coupe sounds interesting. Unlike the 3 serise I'm guessing, you don't need to be a dick to drive one. Everyone knows 3 serise driviers are douche bags that can't afford real cars. I agree with that other guy, Trish is a hottie. Hi Trish baby. ;-)

  • The F. Cali hookup looks niceeeeeeeeeeee.

    Jag could make an SUV based on the Land Rover. All the other car companies do it.

    Where is Alice????????????

  • That COWie reminded of of a Blood Hound Gang song "Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me." Great stuff comidicd.

  • wow the fact that you know old school Blood Hound Gang is awesome...There old stuff is awesome...Use Your FIngers album is classic!! mad points to you my friend..

    -Derek D.

  • you epicly pwned yourself DD!

    was SO cool, haha "where's alex" and all that, man.

    good stuff.

  • yes in dubai!!! not here in states...

  • 3 series is the best car you can get atm.

  • i'd rather get a A5 or a 3 series

  • the front bumb er of the JAG at 3:01 looks like the M3s E46...RITE???

  • ill probably rather get the Audi A5 coupe or a 3 series

  • il be ur friend

  • Trish got nice booty

  • On the description, "rumor mill"

    If the rumors about Jaguar is real, It would probably replace the X-type. It's the only car Jaguar hasn't replaced yet and it's a direct competitor to the 3 series. they should make an R version of that to compete with the M, RS and AMG.

  • i'd never buy a jag. simple as that, we've had them in the family, they look good but they're just a headache for you and everyone around you

  • Trish wants attention ha-ha. She is nice, I like. See I gave Trish attention.

  • I think a coupe will be a good thing for jagar and trish is hot:-)

  • where is alex??

  • If they make the baby Jag available with a manual transmission and all wheel drive I'd consider it over a 3 Series. Otherwise, no chance.

  • Wasn't the old X-Type available with both?

  • True, it was, but it wasn't nearly as good as a 3 Series. I'll be impressed if Jaguar can pull ahead this time around.

  • awesome

  • the arm made me laugh out loud. at the price of waking up my 2 young sisters. nice, its 1:39 am. whatever.

  • that jaguar reference stating that they won't make an suv is smart made me think gm shouldve thought about that competing with themselves but at least they are cutting back on brands...they still have too many of the same vehicles. cobalt/g5 gmc yukon/tahoe/suburban. gmc canyon/colorado. sierra/silverado just to name a few. and theres more variants on those models too

  • Jags are NOTORIOUS for problems. I'd go with the BMW.

  • I liked the self-poning.

    At 3:00 that was the older X358 XJ not the new XJ that you were talking about.

    Definitely by a cheap Jaguar. Back in the day a Jag cost 4x less than a Mercedes. These days they need to cost the same otherwise it affects their "image" of being a luxury brand.

  • Yeah. They used the picture of the previous generation XJ. Jaguars have been cheaper than it's competitors as of today but you're right about back then when it cost 4x less.

  • Any day for the Jag, it is more individualistic and mature than all the 3 series coupes with their kid owners.

    And Derek, you suck... just as a reminder! Ha, got' ya!

  • i do hate that F-n belt i can't stan how you pull up your shirt but you try to rock it like "oh my bad it just fell like when i put it on this morning"........... im sorry Derek Dee lets never fight again

  • Congrats FLD. That was probably the only attempt you have made at comedy that was actually funny. Good episode all around.

    ..but seriously, where are the chicks?  jk

  • god they are never funny ever.

  • nah we're pretty much funny a lot of the time...

  • lol *unless you live in dubai*

    I live in dubai and I'm quite happy with my honda s2000 thank you -.-

  • ya but are you a prince with almost unlimited money and one of ever supercar for sale currently.

  • Derek D!!!!! you suck!!! how come they didn't let you drive any cars at that show-n-go a few weeks ago. You know that day that you were on location, walking around like an idiot., almost getting run over by a DB7, wearing that stupid backwards hat, and that dumb shirt. did you forget your press pass or some thing? And what kind of motoring enthusiast doesn't have a motorcycle license. The only reason I watch your show is to count the ways I'd do a better job, and you're not funny!!!

  • mmmm send me over some of that Haterade you're drinking..sounds like it's deliciious!

  • yeah!

    my wish came true!

    FLD On da desk wit da Remote control cars :D

  • hey the sopranos??? if that's the case, then everyone should watch them self's.... cuz your gonna get taken out.. " ya know what i mean " Derek, people are assholes. you rock, and so does everyone else at FLD!!!

  • yes i would buy the Jag over a 3 series but the A5 is really nice

  • Still the Jag is a lot better. Unless... Audi brings the A5 TDI. :D

  • that lambo gallardo superleggera on the desk is sick

  • lol lovin that desk and where do i get one of those little model cars??

  • Lmao the ending was funny

  • LMFAO! You don't have any friends, No but seriously where is Alex?

  • bthththththththth!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

  • ROFLZ!!!!

  • Derek D dress like a expert from Sopranos, Priceless

  • I would rather have the 1970 Cuda that I had in high-scool with a 383 CI engine, racing cam and a 650 Holly double pumper carburetor, than to have the new Jaguar. I forgot to mention the positraction rear end and the hearst competition plus pistol grip four speed. I could smoke the tires for a good two blocks down the road.

  • lollll Jaguars are really sick!

  • Stop playing with the blank papers

  • WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEXXX?

  • LMAO at Derek in this one ^_^

  • Buying a Jag doesn't make any sense, they  are too expensive, they aren't reliable, they cost a fortune to fix and maintain, and the resale value is zero. Audi's don't break, they make great, sexy, comfortable cars. Maybe the Jag has greater sex appeal, but its just not worth it.

    I cant wait for Monday,s FLD I need another fix, now I'm totally addicted. Have a great week end guys and gals.

  • LoooooooooooooooooooL

  • yeah where is alex???????????

  • I was seeing a video called Super cars in "London July Arab special" from "Munch997" and at 0:45 Seconds I see a Dodge Challenger SRT8 Convertible, it gives me the idea is it in the works, THANKS how this gets to commenter of the week!!!

  • Derek if you need friends search on ebay I heard that have a lot with free shipping :).

    I'm sure you have lots of friends, love your videos guys keep up with the good work.

  • you forgot abot your Elton John glasses Derek D

  • about not abot

  • to quote a certain rapper

    Convertible jag with 22" mags for a high school dropout shit that aint bad

  • WHERES ALEX!? WE MISS HER SEXINESS

  • she doesnt work there anymore

  • Love your show... not your car!!!!

  • Word Derek D! I love you man. Bro love, minus the brotasticness. The girls are hot, but they can't deliver good lines or car news as well. (In other words they're hot). As for the Jag... don't think so. I like the Germans too much for a 3-series or Four ring betrayal. Keep up the slick work. Until Monday... peace!

  • Yo, since Garage419 is gone for good, can Matt Farah host some episodes of FLD?

    And can you guys FLDetour one of the Canadian-market cars, like the Acura CSX or Mercedes-Benz B-Class? I know you've been up there before...

  • I'll buy a Jaguar over any car except an Aston, specifically the 1968 DB6 Vantage spec.

  • yo ill be your friend dereck

    lets have a picnic and sandwiches

  • hahaha..i actually didnt really like Derek Deez nutts until this episode ...making fun of yourself actually shows that youre kinda cool LoL...keep up the good work FLD! ^_^

  • 0:38 is fake? I hope so...

  • 1: i dont like diesel (fuel of satan) but the U.S doesnt have it?? talk about wellfare in the colonies!!

    2: I'm your friend on facebook. I commented on your "running over alvin" comment (Nick Mighty-Face) Hello

    3: I dont want to be mean. I love you Dereck D your awesome

    4: I'm an absolute douch for even thinking i was cool writing (typing) this.

    P.S. i love you double D x

  • there should be a Derek D. my new BFF

  • read this comment and put it in ur show

  • 38 made me lol

  • I would totally buy a Jaguar over a 3-series because, as Jeremy Clarkson says... "Because, its a Jaaaaaag! I've bought a Jaaaaaaag."

  • is frankfurt done?

  • Why no R8tdi?

  • "alright, FML"

    LOL! Joker!

    Don't worry Derek! I'm your friend, even though we don't know each other.

  • We want Annie Back! >=(

  • Keep f***ing them chickens :D

  • ha pretty good FLD , you had me laughing today. thanks for the show

  • yo D! what'ya say you n me hang out... i'll be your friend if you bring trish along... :D

  • AWESOME

  • huummmm... where IS Alex?!?!