Video 2 - come on Discovery Institute - dmca this video too!

[mzyzer19]

I kick puppies when noone is looking lmao.

[mboundtogether]

dang theists are figuring out how to lure us in

[NUTCASE71733]

@KingofNH

I agree, on another video this twat beghan debating me for over three weeks saying the same things over and over such as "I'm a zionist, marxist, athiest jew" despite how contradictory the words are. No level of education in that twat.

[LostManSays]

I just couldn't resist that beer. Sorry atheist friends.

[corthew]

I call Poe. How is an ID or YEC proponent to distinguish between this and their own misconceptions.

Ok...I call reverse Poe.

Maybe. I don't know.

Any Atheist or agnostic can see the sarcasm but few christians or republicans will:)

[ailidhe]

I have a great idea, let's find Casey Luskin, Ray Comfort and Ben Stein, force them to drink 0.5L of Vodka and question them about creationism!

[genobahamut1337]

Wow, Is it possible for anyone to be so stupid? Do they really think they are going to win with something like that? XD

[tsrox20]

aaaaannnnndddd.............fac­edesk!!!! *wham*

[Krumbz2003]

I can't explain how excellent this video was... so funny. so so funny.

Two... SHAYYYYYYYYY!

[switchroomrecords]

this one is outstanding. hilarious.

[asseeninYOURDREAMS]

my head hurts...

[Djsouthpaw1987]

"satan must be proud.. and i'm a democrat". LOOOL xDDDD

[fiddl3r]

I'm reading some of these comments and I get the impression that some people don't know satire when they see it.

[strife7k]

lol. id do something like this just to make the people who gave me a six pack look retarded

[CousinoMacul]

wtf? Are they reading Ray Comfort?

[sasnsatx]

So that was the theists' version of a poe. pretty poorly done if you ask me.

[Skullener]

Ha ha, classic atheist!

[simsi1616]

lol!

[CathakCreos]

You know... that message was so blatantly stupid and false, I'd accept a six pack to speak it too.

[caseyrainer]

wait, I just realised near the end of the video, did he actually said "[Democrat] is the quickest way to communism"?

[Spoonfoon]

And here I was taking the long way round....

[caseyrainer]

Is it just me or does anybody here think DI (or any fundie) never get tired of using "I am atheist, but I know got exist somewhere"/"Atheist rejects god because they love sinning"/"Evolution leads to racism/atheism"/"Hitler is atheist"/"Evolution is wrong because no one has seen rabbit give birth to cat", etc...

shrug....

[nixonfanatic]

It's their favorite.

What we need is the counter - which someone may have done - of a Christian anonymously saying he only believes because he's too terrified and weak to live life for himself, etc.

Not just like EdwardCurrent (brilliant) but more along these lines. Hey, dprjones, care to do one of those? I'd bet you pull it off well!

Besides, everyone knows the FSM will simmer Christians in under-seasoned red sauce for eternity.

Nix ~ knows that white sauce is heavenly.

[darkninja210]

good stuff

[IamOutOfNames]

Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.

...okay, one more:

Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today

[Shavarnarak]

True, no one likes overcooked babies.

[IamOutOfNames]

Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.

[Gorteenminogue]

So this was a spoof! So hard to tell...

[Shavarnarak]

And that's really the sad thing ain't it?

[mrsjinx]

Loved the political touch at the end XD

[VadimDubois]

Brothas and Sistas!!!

Our numbers are great now!!!

The time draws near, just 4 years left!!!

Satan's army shall be as many as the stars in the cosmos!!!

Now is the winter of our discontent!!!

We will march to Heaven's gate and place our Lord Lucifer upon his rightfull place on God's throwne!!!

[themanwhoknew]

I push the elderly in front of traffic and leave the toilet seat up.

Come on Atheists do your part!!

[IamOutOfNames]

I once waxed the floors of a nursing home, pulled off all the rubber feet on the walkers, and yelled "FIRE!"

[3idaljehani]

I'm sorry i can't believe they would sink this low.

[Shavarnarak]

Okay you got me! Like all humans I actually believe in a God. And we all believe in the same God.

The God of the bible though?

Everyone knows Bast is the true Goddess, christians do too, they just don't want to be accountable to her!

[DesertHamster]

of course they do, why do you think every1 kicks puppies? they are the enemies of bast the great cat-goddes! DEATH TO ALL PUPPIES!! Infidels!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!

(ps: this video sets an all time new low for by-the-book religious morons) cheers =)

[IamOutOfNames]

Bast? HER NAME IS ERIS!

[Shavarnarak]

Kill the unbeliever!

[IamOutOfNames]

ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!

[Shavarnarak]

But without Bast, where do you get your morals from?

XD

[gammaray152]

is that really how they view Atheists?... if so them Im speechless at their sheer stupidity

[jmcanoy1860]

It is. I argue with them constantly about it.

[mickcr]

the idiot institute will only dmca videos which disagree with their views, so I guess they will ignore this one

[fatmanprime]

Funny :D

[whispers83]

who doesn't kick puppies!?

[soundscapenyc]

i don't...i kick kittens.

[phalsebob]

You've condensed a year's worth of Fox news into less than two minutes.

[pikechris1]

100%

[FreedomLiberty21]

hello friends, be kind and share this video with the real Discovery Institute

Just click SHARE and put DiscoveryInstitute in TO section, then put your own message about how awesome this video is in the MESSAGE section and send it.

Share the love.

[Elendil176]

Wait a second, Fascism is on the far right of the political spectrum, and the man supposedly subscribed to Hitler's ideas, but then claimed he was a Communist, which is to the left. Fucking Creationists.

[TimCubUAkbar]

Yup, yup. That's why I'm an atheist and a Democrat, because it's the quickest way to Karl Marx. Better Red than dead!

[NichtDieseTone]

"I kick puppies when nobody's looking..."

XD

[TheGrimReapress]

yes, that's right. this is the whole conspiracy we atheists are trying to achieve. i like boiling cute bunny rabbits! hahaha. as the video states "come on Discovery Institute - dmca this video too!" (smirk)

[IamOutOfNames]

Wait, aren't all atheists homosexual abortionists on drugs too? AM I THE ONLY ONE?

[artyfarty2]

If you don't babies then yer a sissy pansy atheist not like us real atheists.

[sahardoom]

....even worse that first video....

[AtheistChase]

I lol'd.

Also, Poe's Law.

[traxdata2k]

jesus christ

[markermage]

How can someone be an atheist and believe in a god? The one and only requirement of being a atheist is to doubt the existence of any god. It makes as much logical sense as being a Christian that doesn't believe in Jesus.

[nashertheatheist]

You can be a christian atheist, in the sense that you might see christianity as a good way to live your life, but you're right that there is no such thing as a theist atheist.

[IamOutOfNames]

"The one and only requirement of being a atheist is to doubt the existence of any god."

No, not doubt. Atheists don't believe in any gods, doubting still requires belief in one or more.

[ADF203]

Yes, I'm an atheist because I want to make Satan proud and scare babies too. I dropped one into boiling water today, it sure did make funny faces and Satan gave me a blow job as a reward. I just love to hate God in support of Hitler and Darwin:D

[penvsword]

you got me...I'm a puppy kicker

but i only kick them for fetching/gathering sticks on sunday....i know i'm s'posta stone them to death but they are so cute.

Iknow letting them live is a sin so i lie to my self about being .etc. etc.

[happysplodie]

I kick babies when no one is looking.

I eat puppies when I'm hungry.

Me and Hitler plan to use evolutionary ideology (not eugenics, but evolution) To change the world, along with the other white supremacists.

Join me, come to the dark side! We have cookies... And puppies!

[celestialsalamander]

you should have had it where the light aksidently turns on and it's like Ray Comfort in disscusse

[Shrinkynuts]

Oh my fucking fsm! This can not be what they think atheists think. How fucking dishonest.

[Staunts]

Hey atheists, did you guys know we can murder anyone we want? Yeah! A christian just told me. See, it turns out we have no moral standard, therefore anything we do is justified. I know! I totally can't believe I've been wasting my whole life getting along with people and respecting their 'right to live.'

[kvj1989]

FAIL

they wil tos the saled on your punkass

[kobelt5]

lawlz

[holywaterx]

hahaha

[tuseroni]

lulz...this video makes me crack up

[pod054321]

this is Edward Current. listen closely and compare.

[dykedesuyo]

I was totally thinking the same thing. It's definitely his style of humor, that's for sure.

[freedom0f5peech]

IT'S SATIRE

[BusterWolf23]

Some people are not as smart as you and I, sadly.

[JeanMichelAbrassart]

I tried to mirror this video, but it's been rejected by YouTube right away...

[DiscoveryInstituteID]

You'll have to edit the video, or download the edited version(s) dprjones uploaded.

[Desertphile]

This is my favorite out of the five.

[JeanMichelAbrassart]

Yeah, I guess...

[bIoodypingu]

LOL!

Fucking hilarious.

[otherether]

I stole my morality from christians.

[bajan13k]

LMAO

one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time!

[helbovine]

This is an astonishingly bad script. It's not even remotely believable.

[Paxmax]

Hahhaahahaa!!! great stuff from DI-ID!

Thx for mirroring it!

[trick0171]

All I have to say is WOW!

[themishkin]

lol....... this is hilarious!

[softy1000]

This is a f*cking joke, right? Are you kidding me?

[mnewf2002]

no...they really think we will buy this. Sad isnt it?

[sachaput]

Wow! those are my goals and the exact way I feel.

I"m going to have a few beers and kick a puppy after work tonight.

[TheFlST]

Stupid creationists

[CidSilverWing]

Can these heretics get any more dishonest than this?

[pookiehohn]

F the Discovery institute!

[Mafiaaffe]

lol is that for real? or is that a satire?

[MetalAtheist93]

I wonder...

[wolfeedarkfang]

LOL these people are retarded

Everyone knows us atheists made satan our bitch years ago. I have him in my back yard tied up with a gag ball in his mouth.

[Apptendo]

Don't they also know that a lot of atheists are libertarian.

[TheBlueFalconX]

HAha, I think I get it now.

[jesokingcryst]

i lol'd

[rhabdoviridae]

Each video is a jewel, but this is my favourite one.

[ihaveopposablethumbs]

Awe, how come x-tian fundies never bring ME a 6pack??!?!

[renemartien]

I can't mirror this video - 'Geweigerd wegens schending van gebruikersvoorwaarden' - how did you manage?

[TurboNemesis]

random jab at democracy at the end there is very random.

[Beefstew2011]

Lmao.  Satan must be proud.

[Anidem9]

wow.... fail the DI side.

[FansFiltration]

Oh my, what would he say or do for a second six-pack of beer? This was very funny!

[Peeeeevvvvvvveeeeeed]

WTF is this a joke.... I am very confused :(

[Beefstew2011]

Yes, its a joke.

[pookabun]

Damn, now everyone knows! I thought we had taken a vow of secrecy?!

Traitor!

Seriously for a second: do they really think that doing false DMCAs on this kind of thing makes them look righteous in any way? If there really was an all powerful god, would it really require this kind of weaselly behavior to defend it?

[leorklier]

hey, i also kick puppies - can we be friends?

[madjik9]

Don't you just love the implication in this video that the "atheist" is a semi-retarded, bass-ackwards redneck? I'm sure they do get tired of atheists (correctly) associating creationists with inbred knuckle-draggers, so they've hired an actor and wrote a script in an attempt to turn the tables.

Here, the Discovery Institute really has created something from nothing, how appropriate!

[wiresinlove]

PHWOAR!

gotta love that sin! i just cant get enough of that tasty tasty sin.

[misslipstickvogue]

It's pathetic that the discovery institute has to make videos like this.

What an unbiased moral look at people who are different than them right?

[thndrlion]

LMAO.... I love sinning..!! I kick puppies when no one is looking..

[DiscoveryInstituteID]

Think Edward Current.

[unixhead101]

Shit! We've been rumbled. Quick, everybody back to church, now!

[Skullener]

Brilliant.

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

Hilarious!

[leejw00t354]

This most be sarcastic, right?

[ShrapnelSong]

Wtf? Hilarious! 5 stars

[barabellum80]

thats pure humor :D

[penixnet]

Offer me a six pack of BEER and I'll admit that I believe in GOD.

Good one!

[Kretek]

Good one :D

[Nigrescence]

They probably should have gotten the 'confession' before he downed the beer.

[courthero]

I would definitly do it for a six pack

[creamsykle]

I'm a democrat! hahahahah

[Nashy119]

All Atheists are just Christian heretics in disguise, they don't want to suck up to god because he's a douche, Satan makes more sense. Besides sinning is really really fun.

[Vogter2100]

"Besides sinning is really really fun. "

HELL YEAH!

[LynxChan]

That's odd. I want to subscribe to DiscoveryInstituteID, but there doesn't seem to be a button on his channel. Anyone know why that is?

[pmokadakeisuke]

Are you joking? Tell me your joking, right?

[LynxChan]

Not joking at all. Ahh Poe's law at work as always.

DiscoveryInstituteID is the creator of these videos, that were falsely DMCA'd by the actual Discovery Institute. They are NOT real Discovery Institute vids but satires made by DiscoveryInstituteID. I think they're hilarious and would love to subscribe to him.

It's understandable that you didn't see the satire though. "Real" Discovery Institute videos are at least as ridiculous and funny (albeit unintentionally) as these ones.

[pmokadakeisuke]

Yes yes, i see now, indeed. DiscoveryInstitute(ID) makes hilarious parody's. When I read your comment the first time I missed the "ID" on the end there. I thought mabey you took this video as serious. Sorry for the confusion.

[DiscoveryInstituteID]

You can subscribe now. The button was gone because I didn't have any videos (because DI DMCA'd me). I uploaded a video, and now you can sub.

Thanks.

[LynxChan]

Thanks! Subbed

[liknital07]

TJ?

[jebus6kryst]

HAHA!!!

This is so true!

[dutchvigilante]

Damn, he's giving away the secret! Now we, of the atheistic conspiracy to hate god have to find and kill him and a couple of kittens because we have no moral code!

[StubzTurner]

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Was this made by the Discovery Institute?

[StubzTurner]

OK, never mind, I didn't see the video explaining this and the other videos. Now I have, so please disregard my question.

[johnycannuk]

Just ...wow...what a load of horsehit.

I am an atheist free market anarchist...what do they make of that...

[tattooskin72]

this has to be the worst of them... they are idiots.

[mecher3k]

Yes you fools this is satire....

[TheAtheistSwede]

Lulz... epic.

[metalorg]

fantastic

[gormanilius]

pleaaasseee tell me this is satire lol

[Ryoka242]

omg... this guy is genius, i really hate DI for false DMCAing him.

[EcrossH]

This video is pure win

[SteveOnYouLube]

I wanna meet these people, and punch them square in the nose.

[Rationalific]

This is one video I wouldn't have seen if it hadn't been flagged. Thanks Discovery Institute!

Five stars and favorited!

[Hjernespreng]

t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-this IS satire?!

omg I thought they were serious for a moment xD

[Jacnas]

All he said is true of course but he failed to mention polygamy and recreational abortions that female atheists love to perform.

[preachingsin]

Are recreation abortions for when you lose the badminton birdie?

[Ourbine]

I'm offended. They didn't add that I, as an atheist, love to kill babies and love to hug homosexual deviants as well.

[O2BSoLucky]

I appreciate what the original poster was intending but I have to say that (in isolation) this vid wasn't funny to me. I am against false DMCA/flagging. I think people who false flag on religious reasons are morons.

For this vid to be funny (for me) would involve more information, more obvious satire. If I wasn't told who posted it, I wouldn't know if they were a creationist or a rational person. I wouldn't know whether to laugh or be offended.

5* because I hate false DMCA/flags.

[soulhunger1]

"I wouldn't know if they were a creationist or a rational person. I wouldn't know whether to laugh or be offended."

My advice to you is: Laugh anyway. It's ridiculous no matter what the intentions were. In my opinion, watching VenomFangX make an idiot out of himself on camera is just as funny as EdwardCurrent satirizing creationists who do make idiots of themselves on camera.

[deauvillimus]

It's like someone was putting a mirror in front of me and recorded my talk.

Yep, that is what a REAL atheist is. With me, though I would have added that I like little children for breakfast. But only if they are cooked medium-rare. I hate that well-done shit. Too dry, if you ask me.

[AtheistrEvolutionist]

LOL

[Glaubensfrei]

rofelmao this is brilliant stuff ;)

irony at its best

[jmsimpson11]

ahahhaha thats awesome!

[izovire]

Come on dprjones... you know God is real... let's do a bunch of drugs, get high... and start seeing invisible things... and listen to what they want us to do...

[Titania1]

Laughing my arse off. Fuck'n funny shit!!!!

[GWR3440]

It's hard to come up with something satyrical that the fundies haven't themselves done. This is what they think an atheist is.

[Kagrath]

Lol, GOGO MARX

[mediusnacht]

Sheer brilliance. Satan *is* proud. :)

[Surfking9000]

Mon the DMCAs! Dprjones you sir are one bad motherlicker.

[ArtificialCleverenAI]

I'm getting to the point where I'm seriously thinking about leaving YouTube. Not only all this false flagging bullshit, constantly going on, but this is YET ANOTHER fucking video that won't play. It's been like this for weeks now. Are they prioritising bandwidth for the big advertisers and their high-def bollocks? Or is the site just generally getting to be shit in more ways than it isn't?

[bigsbyfreak]

Oups... Are they serious?

[Squagnut]

We have to find that atheist traitor for telling our secrets!

Find him! Shoot him!

And then let's eat him. After all, why not? Humans are only animals.

Top work, dprj - I hope these cowards give you the DMCAs you want. And top videos, DiscoveryInstituteID - I genuinely lol'ed.

[Jtking3000]

3rd, nice voice

[Braehawk]

For a six pack of beer, that would have been worth it.

[afBeaver]

good job!

[eddygoombah]

greatest satire evarrrr