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  • He is so adorable @~@

  • PHILE I FUCKING HATE YOU.AS A PERSON !

  • I hate you

  • Cock eyed fuck

    

  • just parachute troops in to North Korea we would kick their ASS

  • FML stands for Fuck My Lungs.

  • we're fucking crazy...scientists don't know what they're talking about....something something something...presidents a hypocrit...well said, good show sir.

  • AAAAAWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOO­OOMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE

  • aww your dimples are so cute :') :L

  • whats up with people hatin on black people...naw i kidd lolz!

  • link for perez doesnt work

  • bro he is not god he can't change everything plus he took office after bush which ruined everything

  • @TheShitHatemenow lol, blame it all on bush too...right it's ALL his fault.

  • ur a fuking fagit

  • i would pay good money to punch you in the face!

  • This video is gay shut up dude and quit dissing Obama.

    Why do you have to complain so much?

  • Why does it say "53 at the end?

  • i made the mistake of comming here, i didnt understand a single word he said. it was all fast talking mumbo jumbo words. I guess that's politics.

  • p.s. we're fucking crazy :)

  • Amazing

  • Hilarious bro

  • you are a flaming faggot, get off of youtube and get a job queer

  • @24playerbob troll

  • @funkyhippo123 fuck off bitch

  • @24playerbob and i <3 you too!

  • Obama is a hypocrite!!!!

  • Mccaine woulda bitch slapped North Korea by now.

  • he's hot

  • You don't vote for a PERSON, you vote for a PARTY -- it doesn't matter what promises the political person says -- the person will ultimately have to do what the party wants! So educate yourself as to the mentality and goals and beliefs of the different politcal parties, and when you find the one that is aligned with your own goals & beliefs, *that* is the party you should vote for!

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  • fuck you and ur trick thumbnails.

  • the tattoo is pretty sexy i think...

  • @wahid1990 ohh he's a fucking idiot because he's being told this by a person who doesn't know the difference between the spellings 'your' and 'you're' alright LOL

  • lol i just became you fan in like 5 sec

  • u have dimples! lol. :)

  • @TheLilsol dimples... and vampire fangs! :)

  • faggot

  • Your a fuckin idiot. Some validity though.

  • Your a fuckin idiot. Some validity though.

  • 1 day before Micheal Jackson died RIP

  • @jackjackmon he was usless anyways

  • you dont look like a person ready to expect micheal jacksons death the next day

  • im using tweesers on my pubes

    :D

  • looks like that man in the photo had to sell a coke very quickly, so he ran out of Barber Shop while barber were making his haircut. In the middle of the procedure :D :D :D

  • This chick has such a manly voice, wtf. Is she just a bull dyke? Or does she really have testicles?

  • "Olivia Munn goes Nekid 4 Playboy (PS. You will learn to hate hair)" hate hair indeed

  • Dont trust a politician, Especially a democrat. Lesson learned.

  • STFU!

  • lol i love you phil

  • koreans do sound a bit nutty...

    not to sound racist...

    i love Jin from Lost <3

  • You were an ignorant voter :/

  • hypocrite? maybe but really just a politician who, like the rest, will stand by and blindy allow the united states to do horrible things in the name of "national security"

  • links dont work north korea link doesnt work and naked olivia doesnt work

  • @TheNetGuru17 your not missing nothing with olivia

  • negative x negative = positive

  • if you take the MP3 from the end and reverse it in an editing software

    he says:

    "this is not a subliminal message. it's literally audio reversed. anyone who thinks it's a subliminal message... is stupid."

    hahaha

  • fuck those terroist

  • omfg. you talk to much.

  • i saw the mugshot guy on trutv! the had a game where u picked which guy u thought comitted the crime, so i got it rite and my brother thought i was psychic! thanks phil! XD

  • 1. I spent half the video trying to read that poster

    2. What's with the annotation that says "53" at the end?

    3. What the fuck was that backwards Spanish at the end!?

  • all the links send me back to his youtube page....

  • sry about to go nerdy but i thought it was just north/south korea that are in a ceasefire but americas outa it?

  • i got it multipliction as in having sex... lol

  • @DaPimpinBlob it means a negative times a negative in this case ugly on ugly doesnt equal a positive like it does in multiplication it just adds to the negative like -1 and -5 = -6 in addition

  • dude, this is great I'm gonna watch all of your videos in sequential order now

  • Lol..

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  • at the end: something about the bathroom?

    I reversed it

  • Fuck everyone.

  • its funny that people doing math in the comments...lol. Obama is being a hypocrite but everyone is especially when your trying to save face. You cant make eveyone happy all the time. Shouldn't Bush have released those pictures anyway....?

  • legalize marujuana!

  • Because he is speaking correctly, so people can understand him.

    That takes a little more effort.

  • best mughsot  ever

  • wow that DBOTD failed smh

  • Shouldnt it be addition not division?

  • he's talking about if you take a negative and multiply it by a negative it becomes a possitive

  • I got the multiplication joke.

    I feel special :D

  • political bit at the start was pretty much right on

  • That drug dealer is crazy, thats drugs for ya!

  • weed.... lol.........................

  • esta chido

  • My name is Philip Defranco and you've just been Philled in!

  • Olivia Munn is pretty. Tired of hearing about her though.

  • FUCK U HAIR!

  • u have a really sexy dimple

  • Lmao at the mug shot

  • me too! lol

  • look in the background.... marijuana... :)

  • lmfao... the end... sounded hella russian or somethin of that nature. and yea obamas a hypocrite...

  • Wow.

  • Maybe they aren't showing the pictures out of respect for the prisoners. I wouldn't want the entire world looking at pictures of me getting raped.

  • so i totally missed sxephil all summer :(

  • pause @ 0:57. lol

  • or 0:59. double fun.

  • lol he has a funny face :DDD

  • Maybe he won't release the pictures because they aren't as bad as you think they are.

    If he doesn't show them, you still think they're bad.

    If he does, he loses that control piece.

  • ugly plus ugly should equal hot, right?

  • was that spanish? lol. what was the point?

  • 2:03 is wtf lmfao.

  • That picture of Perez getting punched... totally made up for my shitty day

  • Omg! I hate being so pale but I don't like being hot it's soo gross. So I'm stuck in this horrible paste white situation.

  • You're annoying as fuck, Jezbernezharas

  • Haha,"P.S. We're Fuckin Crazy...." lol

  • what was the end??

  • Obama...just another one term wonder...JimmyCarter_v2.0

  • i know this has probably been said but was that from mortal combat at the end?

  • leave obama alone man!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • yes

  • Nice poster in the background philly

  • I love the way his mouth moves when he talks and his expressions =3

  • whats with the backward spanish(?) stuff at the end? (i reversed it, all i can get from it is that the last word is baño... i think)

  • he is saying

    "Nada i hope your death was not in vain"

    hes talking about a protester who died in a protest

  • lol

  • i soo noticed the poster coloumbian gold xD

  • i am 100% with you. thank you. 5 ***** and subscribed!!

  • 3:05 im scared

  • why the fuck havent

    we nuked them russia and china yet

    then we could just take over everything else

  • cuz I (like many other people) do not want the WHOLE WORLD to epicly fail like America has.

    Sorry to burst your bubble, but if you had payed ANY attention in world history, you would know Russia would kick our asses=D

  • The pictures should not be realsed of interagating guntamo bay detainees they will be used as propaganda for terror recuirters . Phil they were terrorists who cares if they were waterboared but I don't think women were raped but if true they are in jail.

  • "Addition, not multiplication"

    Yeah, I got that one...

  • Obama is hypocritical, but I understand why he won't. It's like saying that your mom is a whore and killed your unborn brother. Well maybe not the abortioness but still pretty bad.

  • the poster for marijuana says colombia, thats where im from

  • hey im a girl and im interested in those pics too phil! :P dont be singling out the guys

  • aww poopers! this vid was put up the day after my bday, and the video put up b4 this one, was one day BEFORE my bday :(

  • So....what have we all learned today?

    That Perez Hilton got fisted and Barack Obama is a fraud. What a country!

  • Overweight has a very wide meaning (see what I did there?). Being a little overweight IS actually good for you as long as your waist circumference is not too high. Or so I have heard.

  • still my favorite video =)

  • perez hilton is the bigest douchecunt ever..

  • Hes the reason people die

  • Phil, I read the articles about health and being overweight. Well, the one that says being overweight helps with longevity looks at how the old people with extra pounds live longer than normal weighted people, while the other talks about how being overweight when young is bad for the health in the future. Anyways, I don't think that researchers are confused, but, all in all, putting the two articles together, I guess that the researchers suggest to be overweight during the retirement age (?).

  • olivia is hot

  • when Obama said change, we thought itd be about the country, not what was going to be left in our bank.

  • Wrong. We should have let our banks fail. They get benefited by there friends in the Fed anyway. You guys should go Google: Fiat Empire

    and On youtube watch: Money Banking and the Federal Reserve.

    You'll see that it's beyond this Democrat/liberal vs. Republican/conservative. The Fed and the corporations are boning us everyday.

  • holy crap, i made that comment so long ago, do you go back and read all the comments? =P

  • You made it 5 days ago. I saw it on the front of this page, so why not comment?

  • lolol

  • srsly has anyone tried checkin wat the hell was that at the end of the video? that was sorta creepy! lol

  • I don't think my parents voted, and if I were them, I wouldn't either, since McCain is kind of a nut job, and Obama just said what the people wanted him to say what they wanted him to say prior to election day, and like Phill said, just kind of repeated the word "Change" and "Hope" over and over again, and not actually talking about his policies. Hell, at least Bush didn't start looking like an idiot until after 9/11 and the pre-emptive strike in Afghanistan, over a year into his presidency.

  • lol bush looked even MORE retarted after 9/11 xD

    But Todays government is so fucked up i just dont give a shit about politics. We need the old style politics. YOu do something wrong you get HANGED dosent matter if your a president or a citizen. Same punishment for everyone. No favoritism.

  • yah hateing ppl make this up just like that pic man yah hating the world would be messed up if mcain ruled man yah dumb stop hateing

  • oh phil and your marijuana posters :]

  • Yeah Obama's a Hypocrite.

  • Omgee I love dis Video!! Why didn't i find yuh sooner!! I love yur Dimplez!! And how yuh ended da video!! "Yuh've jus been filled in && 1/3 of yuh are now pregnant ill see yuh on Maury" LMFAO!! Everything about this video was straight gutta Loved it!!

  • what was that at the end

  • Entertaining, you had me lol. I voted Obama, now I'm having regrets.

    420 \m/

  • ROFL at Perez screaming like a bitch, hahahahahahahahahaha!

  • i love you Mary Jane (:

  • uuuuhhh im getting epilleptic!!!

  • he wasn't getting his hair cut it's cornrowed.

  • FINALLY Perez got punched!!! This is my opinion - He got what was coming to him. You can't go around making fun of people and not think that you might get punched for it. Karma... beautiful

  • Obama is a hypocrite

  • fuck you

  • i no this is going to sound stupid but can someone tell me what fml stands for. thanks alot

    you rock phil

  • fml stands for Fuck My Life :D

  • thanks! =)

  • fuck my life

  • Fuck my life

  • ummm reverse in a diff language??

    im confused now ahaha

  • That mugshot was ftw

  • perez hilton!

  • Obama is a freaking hypocrite

  • it was a friendly cease fire

    ps. were fucking crazy

  • Joker=Obama

  • thats what happens when you vote in a jigaboo.

  • -lmao

  • Obama is really letting everyone down, i don't want another terrible presidant!!!!

  • Don't worry whe haven't had a presidant yet, Obama is the President.

  • dude, im still laughing ^_^

  • i said whe

    SON OF A BITCH

  • i'm not going to freak out.....yet ;), but people's view on Obama is going down hill, no support and we get bush....again

  • Hey at least hes better then bush

  • not at all

  • well........he is half vanilla bean