Just Sex on the Beach Please

[Bozzykalelbozz]

i would have sex on the beach with you ;)

[Emdacs]

Idiots?

[KonfidenceMan]

YOU SUCK.....

my advice while youre at it (Sucking) why dont you suck my dick hows that for a birthday celebration

[drejam2002]

Why did i waste a few minutes of my life watching this rubbish? Why am i wasting more of my life writing this comment which nobody cares about (including myself!). I was searching for Mouse T - Sex On The Beach.

[MegaTheking7]

wow this video was amazing i've seen some just like this at hotnakedwomen. org

[GayBranddon88]

you tube wont alow nakid boys here lol go to GayBangz . Com and you see it all

[Gr33kWaRChieF]

U are a nice fucking Chick =) wanna have sex?on the beach with me ? :D i will fuck u and u will laughing :D

[weeheehah12]

wow. me too =]

I love to give more =]

[InaraReynolds]

Wow, so I'm not the only one that would ant to just get away to celebrate with my SO... or keep it small but nice for those times when its just with close friends. I mean sure I don't mind big parties for others, but hell I'd rather spend my birthday the way you say... seems alot more fulfilling and peaceful, while still wild in its own right.

[PerfectInWeakness89]

^.^ Haha..Actually I loved my birthdays up to the age of 16 ... after that, well it gets kinda awkward. I'm more of a gift giver too (If I'm not broke)! ^.^ Kudos ! great movie.

[estrelasamor]

You! Aren't you on afterellen?

[preetsingh14]

@estrelasamor ya sure

[akl1088]

that sounds like the recipe for an awesome birthday...

[cheapeep36]

Wow! Hey, you wanna know some stuff about me?? Didn't think so. Think about it. Have a nice birthday!

[drojas55]

i feel the same way about birthdays too!!..

i thought i was the only one xD

[ellak01]

Lol!!!

[bewaretheweirdness]

I almost cried inside when I found out what the filling in creme eggs actually is.

It's a cruel joke to make something so delicious that's probably a heart attack disguised in chocolate. =[

[jdfox1]

My favorite birthday memory involved a past boyfriend, and one of my present girlfriends. Wow! My codo was a happy place...Very Sexy! Thank you, great video.

[karmendcastro]

you dont believe in jesus!

more importantly -- the easter bunny brings the eggs! he's a delicious pagan symbol of fertility! yayyyy!!

[shan11nins]

Wow, that was a nice little declaration to your mother. She probably just laughed at you for doing that.

[xxFreeMySoulxx]

No, your not a dork. Id prefer that too.

An at home birthday party with people i love around. What more could i ask for?

:]

[hursty810]

Smokey Mountains are the best for cabin rentals!!

[SophieRocks182]

I kind of agree with you when it comes to not really liking my birthday, but loving other peoples'.

I really hate the pressure of having to organise a party, aswell. Sometimes I just wish someone else would do it...who needs that kind of stress on their birthday anyway? :P

[clasx5ik]

Hell Yes for Crazy Sex!

[alaskafido]

Like both of those birthday ideas, the cabin and the beach. Just need to find a nice cabin on the beach!

[Blufacia]

My fave birthday memory is taking a friend out to dinner, and she got the staff to do the happy b-day thing -----I love the memory, but i get depressed at how pathetic my other birthdays have been

[jigglypuffgirl]

aww its was my sister in laws birthday today . talk about ungrateful. next year i am going to make sure to be on holiday.

love log cabins! we got to one thats like a cabin on the outside and hotel on the inside- love it!

[iheart747]

Aw, I agree completely. Sounds like a perfect birthday. :)

[xenasnotdead]

Cadbury cream eggs are the only reason I remain british

[dechetsdailybs]

My birthday is in 3 days.

I dislike my birthday as well.

[deltapep]

Mines in June :) and you should totally come haha. and by the way wii rules it sounds like a totally sweet birthday!!!

[deltapep]

my parents are totally cool on whatever i talk about :) there SUPER cool especialy my mom :)

[dinoshike]

you talk to your cat?? i think i just love you a little more

[addictedtamusic]

lmfao you're hilarious i love the intro

[xfirefeyx]

i dont think any of that sounds lame, it sounds perfect. Have fun!

[JamesInAsh]

Omg! Your cats are adorable!!!! Great video and I totally agree with your apathy toward birthdays.

[sasmus34]

I know you don't like your own birthday but how do you feel about Mothers Day,cause after all you are our mama beaver :-)

Would you mind if all the baby beavers posted videos of them making you something for mothers day (may 10th), like painted rocks, or clay ashtrays, or drawings, or songs, or poems???

It could be really fun if all the baby beavers got into it.

xoxox

[taoistsoul]

Another great video!! Oddly enough, my birthday was the day you posted this. However, it was my 50th and it was very difficult because I feel more like 15 than 50!? I spent the whole day just trying to wrap my head around that and try to accept it. Anyway, I think your memory of the bday at your grandparents restaurant is perfect! So is your idea of a perfect bday and I wish for it to come true one day for you!! Also, "tropically" - love it! :D

[raiChan86]

I never got majishon when I was little. Ah, well.

I like getting away for my birthday. tehe. I hope that my parents wouldn't watch my videos, just because I think that Youtube is my space. Mind the pun please. HUGS.

[buriedinhw7]

Ohh Wii Do you still play MK? if you do we should totally play haha.

Happy Birthday anyways!

[teacupears47]

The way you talk about your mom she seems really awesome and kinda cool. Btw I totally agree with you on the perfect celebration thing except mine would have to be tropical because I hate cold.

[imanstevebaby]

...the cabin wish is perfect...27 was 30 yrs ago for me...

...BUT...i dooooo remember...!

[paul20072007]

Bet you remember the restaurant for the headcheese!

[theXstephanator]

haha my dog's name is joey

[PaintedRavensong]

Love your grandparent's restaurant story...that is so cool that your parents/grandparents gave you that freedom. I'm sure your mom is just fine with you talking about it...our parents always seem to be a lot freer than we tend to think...heheheh

[xae007]

I agree with you on the gifts thing. Id rather just hang out with a few great people and watch movies or something. I feel soo awesome when I give good gifts tho.

[medicalgurl2012]

i loved ur little cabin wish. haha

im the same way abt my bday.

ill party hard for a friend but i dont when its mine. teehee. :)

[darkeststorm]

xD feel the same on bdays

o_o u know... when u say you'll learn one of these days... makes it seem like your bday is everyday =O... then you'll be like 84092432+ x_x WHOA

ha! funny how ur there talking to ur mom...

*rolls around on the floor* xD

[ImLizOK]

P.S. Meghan solved my problem and I'll have my CD in 2 weeks, YAAAAY!!!

[ImLizOK]

I'm a giver too, but not always people let me, mmm... haha it's all fine.

Throwing a party or going out to celebrate doesn't matter, the best gift in my birthday is the company of my friends and loved ones, truly that's all I need, but they always complain that I'm a little picky with everything, so the conclusion is that, with MUSIC you can NEVER go wrong, so these are my gifts of every year CD's and music DVD's and I LOVE IT!!!

Michelle have a very FUN and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Liz :)

[ItaliaBella4666]

haha ill keep that stuff in mind for wen i try woo u lol

[memyselfngod]

...and I really love your description of a perfect birthday. Mine is about the same, major snuggling without technology. :]

[memyselfngod]

I dislike my birthday too. I always have this irrational, paralyzing fear the day before. I don't know why exactly.

Your eyes are twitchy in the beginning of the video. o_-

[internationalquiche]

I'm so not looking forward to my birthday :| 20 is such an ugly number.

[Tobie2]

So you would hate a surprise party?

What if it was a surprise party in a log cabin?

Or on the beach?

Personally, I want it all. I want a party, then a trip, then great sex. I would like a birthweek celebration if I could..LOL

[shyone4444]

Your idea of a perfect birthday sounds great to me...... Just to get away from everything and enjoy some quality time with someone who means a lot to you.... That is a priceless gift... Happy Birthday!

[anythingsarcastic]

Right?!!? Damn it, now to make it happen...lol.

Thank you Hun!!!

[anesot75]

sex on the beach = very bad. you don't want sand involved, think about it ! :)

[anythingsarcastic]

Did I at any point say we had to be laying down...lol...just saying :)

[TeddyVsTeddy]

Had to watch this one twice, because when you mentioned the cats all I could look at were the cats. xD

[anythingsarcastic]

LMAO - I know...they always steal the show!

[Borikwa23]

I'm so with you on the birthday thing. I kind of wish people would forget mine. Most awkward day of the year for me.

[anythingsarcastic]

For real!!

[lousytshirt]

<3 Cadbury Creme Eggs - they are my favorite Easter candy! Magician - at least it isn't a clown! *shudder* Wow! That sounds like a great birthday plan either warm or cold. Haha - you said it would "come together"... that's what she said. ;)

[anythingsarcastic]

Mine too!!! Oh no I hate clowns..yeah no clowns for me! HAHA - nice that's what she said :)

[lousytshirt]

Yeah, I thought you would like that! Have a great birthday! :D :D :D

[GuruMN]

I want to mail you a gift. It's small, inexpensive, and funny. ...but you don't like getting gifts? I still want to get this and send it to you. Let me know. :)

[anythingsarcastic]

Awe, Guru :) You make my heart flutter...I'll send you my address in a PM!

[rsutedjo]

i'm kinda the same way.. i don't like my own birthday.

"nice and sophisticated.... then we just have crazy sex."

classy :)

[anythingsarcastic]

LOL - I'm all sorts of class :)

[funkybuddah0203]

Creme Eggs FTW.

[anythingsarcastic]

AGREED!

[paul02144]

I think you should have your gf set up a party at another place with all your friends, and the presents are that there are NO presents. And they have to pretend that it's NOT your birthday. Dance. Drink. Have fun. You'll be among friends. Then at 2am, your gf drives you up to a log cabin in Vermont. I don't think it matters whether you're straight or not, that sounds like a fun plan to me. p.s. Bring some Cadbury eggs. They taste great when melted on skin. :-)

[anythingsarcastic]

AMAZING AMAZING idea! Nice one Paul!

[ira259]

note to michelle's girlfriend :

take her to the bech or canada,you'll get lucky *wink..wink*

but,i think you're lucky now that you have someone as smart,beautiful,caring like her *jealous* :p

happy bday to anyone who is celebrating,going to celebrate or celebrated their birthday...may all happiness belongs to you :)

xoxoxo

ira

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHAHA - awe Ira you're seriously such a sweetheart!!!

[ira259]

i'm lame..i know..hehehe

[kcloona]

LOL omg your soooooo funny :) your mind is constantly changing to different subjects i know you got questions to answer but it still is very jumpy its brilliant :P lol lol lol lol

[anythingsarcastic]

I know it's like I have ADD...lol

[RockinCelery]

Creme egg mcflurry....nuff said.

[anythingsarcastic]

SHUT UP!!! WHERE ARE THEY?!?!

[RockinCelery]

Should be in any Mc Donalds near you, if not we could try flying one to you but i'm thinking it might not be so good after a flight over from Ireland. Still though....MMMMMMMMMM!!!!

[ohnoahomo]

The wii idea sounds awesome.

My friends and I have Rockband parties a lot. Pizza, Beer, and Rockband. Yeah, it's pretty awesome. Have fun!

Happy Birthday

[anythingsarcastic]

I need to get rockband!!!!

Thank you :)

[ohnoahomo]

I highly recommend it.

[zmorganaz]

HAha the mam thing XD amazing.. lol -.. Well yeah idd, you shouldn't care :D

ooh for your birthday just forget or pretend that it's not your birthday, but just party like you party in the middle of the year without a reason? Would that make it easier XD? lol

[anythingsarcastic]

Yes it would...haha...I will try to do that :)

[tetsubo57]

Your birthday should be a national holiday, because it was when you were born. :)

My Mother doesn't know I have a channel as of yet.

My birthday celebration: brunch buffet, a sundae in the afternoon and shopping at a gaming store. Not exciting.

[anythingsarcastic]

Awe...hahah...thank you!

Smart move...lol.

I like that Bday celebration!

[princeword]

Amen to the ski log cabin, cause I don't ski, and I've lived in Norway.

I like your idea!!! My current idea of going away will include Southwest Virginia in three weeks time and a 5-6 hour drive somewhere for a day or two from that spot.. Any ideas?

[anythingsarcastic]

Hmmm, I wish I could help but I'm not familiar with that area at all - I fail!

[SezDevil]

We have cadbury creme eggs all year around in england :D

[anythingsarcastic]

JEALOUS!!!!!!!!

[AnIrrationalRatio]

If it makes you feel more normal, I don't like my birthday either. (not that I'm saying I'm normal lol)

I hope you get what you want this year!

[anythingsarcastic]

It does make me feel more normal :)

[ItalianStallionette]

Michelle's Mom: You did a great job raising your daughter! She's totally awesome and fun. Plus, she's very cute.

[anythingsarcastic]

Awe, Gina <3 <3 <3 You make me blush.

[ItalianStallionette]

Taking notes.

Cabin would be my wish too. I love love love cabins. sex is pretty good too.

I grew up in CA, so I had lots of sex on the beach. Where else does a teen lesbian go?

[anythingsarcastic]

HAHA - take all the notes you want :)

I love cabins as well, now you add sex to that truly what can be bad!

I'm from Miami, but no lesbian sex on the beach, what the hell was I doing wrong?!?!

[thatcrybaby]

HahA HA Great Set.. Especially loved those cameos

[anythingsarcastic]

:) glad you liked!

[alonzoslaw]

If you ever turn straight (lol)or I get a sex change (lmao)Ill take you to an Island in the tropics like in Gilligans Island.

[anythingsarcastic]

LMAO - perfect!

[strai17]

rofl "and just have crazy sex"

i forgot to put that in my other comment lol

the beach...good idea lol x3

beaches are romantic to me

i like being romantic also

anyways yah happy b-day...again

....drinkng :D funfun

[strai17]

i like being the giver too :DD

happy birthday tho!! XDD

or birthday month which ever it is :]

wuffles you!! x3

[H3ADY1313]

Happy B Day!!!! mine is on the 25th....but please forget it...Im gonna be 33 F MY LIFE!

[marisolvelazquez218]

Your b-day is on the 30th right? Just asking...

Awesome vid!!

I agree with the whole being an adult and doing your own thing without having your parents saying something.

I think playing the Wii, pizza and drinking area good way to spend a b-day.

have an awesome week and take care chica,

ADIOS

[The0Cricket]

I love you! You are so much like me just 2 years older! Your awesome! romantic cabin, sex on the beach and wii ROCK! oh and talk about what you feel you need to thats the point to this isn't it!

Much love.

[eekaelpy2006]

Oh! and btw! Way to not wish Lori a happy birthday on her birthday...good job

[eekaelpy2006]

Crazy sex in random places=exciting! Sex on the beach only needs to be done once...while it is hot...sand in all of the wrong places...very uncomfortable...

[xSamanthaNicole]

I really remember my 6 or 7th b-day with the magician at my grandparents house :) it's those dang magicians!

[Alica6]

wii, pizza some friends and drinking ... sounds like the perfect birthday for me :D

[missneta05]

DUDE!! I'm so stealing your low key birthday idea this year!! Wii, pizza, and drinking rocks, and so do you!!!

[andreashamrock]

*high five for debbie downers!* Woooooooooooo!

[CousinoMacul]

Easter existed before Jesus!!!! [/atheist rant] :-)

Happy birthday!

[KangarooxKari0210]

Talk about sex on the beach all you want girl!

<3 your videos!!! Hope you still do that personal-channel vlog you talked about last week :-)

[andthenwhatxx]

hahaha i love the personal note to your mom in the middle of the video

[keonawashere]

i might be the same way.

my mom is always wanting to throw me a party and i'm like no i don't want a party. for my bdays i just wanna go out with a few friends, or stay in. if i threw a party it would have to be a joint party.

and you? no technology?

im shocked, lol

[malloryspiderwick]

Drinking and partying are overrated - not required for a good time. Lots of close snuggles and special feelings in a log cabin sounds great. My best girl and I are celebrating our anniversary at a cottage on the coast. So peaceful. Have a great birthday this year, Michelle!

[panther411]

That would def be my ideal as well.

[TweakyV]

drunken wii birthday......i'm so glad i'm not the only one whos done that XD. Awesome

[javgirl]

love you telling your mom off for watching you talk about sex

[ambivalentlyunsure]

you think you're a dork, psh while I'm sitting here playing with my old legos watching your video

[boony68]

That aint dorky.....Playing with my transformers is dorky....But oh so much fun..... :P

[ambivalentlyunsure]

haha just another thing to add on the Guilty Pleasures List.

[boony68]

Indeed.

[faeriebutch]

did you say 'creepy sex'? I'm confused how that's a good thing...

[ohnoahomo]

Lol I think she said "Crazy sex"

[shemustconfess]

my favorite birthday was when i turned 17 and i went to visit friends in minnesota. my mom had stopped putting candles on my cake cuz i was "too old". so my friend had made me a cake with candles.

that was my best birthday :)

its the simple things :)

[SoNluver511]

I dont know what it is but i'm the same way with not wanting all eyes on me on my birthday. I hate it when the attention is on me. I too love celebrating other people's B-days instead of my own.

and your way of celebrating sounds wicked AWESOME!!

and yeah I'd feel weird if my mom was listening to me talk about sex. Mom's and sex definitely DO NOT go together.

[ncybdes]

omg that's exactly how I feel about my birthday!!!

finally someone who can relate!!!!

[sasmus34]

I can relate too, i don't like celebrating my birthday either. I'm always glad when it's over.

[cheesyches]

My mom found my videos. That's kind of how I came out to her. :)

[BusHitStudios]

27? But you look so much younger! (Not that you're old, because you're not....gah, only I can turn a complete complement to an insult)

[godalwayslovesu]

I love your cat!!!

[Zed2six]

the only time my mom watches my videos on youtube is when i post them on facebook

[twin7819]

3rd?

[ximepe88]

no technology? what about twitter??

[Zed2six]

As long as you put a towel down.